Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam and I'll show you a house with a very messy carpet.
Incineration
Finn's eyes lit up, in the room all around him where stacks upon stacks of every game he had ever heard about, played or had wanted to play. Beside these wonderful small gaming packages stood every console he would need to play the bountiful harvest in front of him.
"The only thing that could ruin this is if something random like sackboy burning all this stuff to ash."
He snorted amusedly.
"Like that could ever happen."
His eyes shining he began to set up a PS3, heavy footfalls behind him made the blond sharp shooter turn around and behind him stood his worse nightmare.
Sackboy from the game LittleBigPlanet stood there an evil grin on its face holding a large blazing torch.
"Well this is oddly ironic."
Finn squealed like a girl and threw himself from the room.
Behind him he could smell the acrid odour the burning games and consoles were giving off.
"NO, NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Xxx
Standing over the thrashing and dreaming Finn, Stork grinned and put the lid back on his new invention the Ironic Nightmare Spray.
END
And a room with a moose
Nate: you say that a lot
Me: Whatever
Nate: Your not gonna tell me off for being here?
Me: Meh I've given up
Nate: FINALLY
Me: Die in a fire.