333 Ways To Get Kicked Out of the Pokemon Association

by Weapon Frayer

Based off of iTorchic's "333 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of..." and "33 Ways To Have Your Pokedex Revoked". Rated T for obvious humor, and moments when sanity even exists. Also some sexual innuedos in here. Just minor ones, not major. You may also suggest ways, but ONLY through PM. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS; DO NOT PLAN TO CONTINUE

21. 101 through 105

Hey guys! I'm ba-ack! *crashes airplane into concrete*

? *cringes*: Dude, that's gotta hurt!

Ow...oh hey Alfred!

Alfred: Hey dude! How's it going, bro!

Awesome! Hey, can you help me with this!

Alfred *flashes grin*: Yeah sure!

Thanks! *gives Alfred/America hamburgers (with Tabasco sauce in them)*

Alfred *smiles*: This tastes... *starts coughing* What the fucking hell is in these?!

*smiles* Tabasco. I blame Spain. Now, go and get your revenge!

Alfred *maniacal grin*: SPAIN, THE WAR HAS JUST BEGUN!

*can hear a Spaniard screaming and running from faraway*

Alfred *running and screaming*: NO ONE EVER MESSES WITH MY HAMBURGERS!

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101. Play an MMO.

Ash was ready to start a new adventure, by playing Pirate101.

What a horrible decision.

"AHHH! ARCEUS-DAMMIT, I'M A PERSON, NOT A FUCKING FISH!"

102. Go camping.

Cilan had been accepted to go to a special camp, for cooking. But, as it turned out, he had to stay in a cabin. With an annoying cabin.

"I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

Then, when he saw the toliet-

"I WANT MY MOMMY!" Cilan cried, as Burgundy window-palmed her face into the window.

103. Be on a restriction.

"NO."

"But Daddy!"

"I SAID NO!"

"Honey, what's going on?" Caroline asked, walking into the room.

"Sweetie, I am restricting May to only 2 hours of talk and text per week!"

"NOOOOOOOO"

104. Go off the deep end.

"I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! AAAAAHHHHHHHAAAA!" Cynthia screeched, as Roark ran out of the room.

When Brock's dad got back, he was surprised to learn, that Cynthia had disappeared.

105. Learn little-known facts.

When Gordon the janitor found Cynthia hiding in the basement of the Indigo Plateau's emo corner, he saw her with tons of cartons of ice cream, moping, and talking to herself about Barbie dolls.

"That's something new." Gordon remarked, disturbed by the sight.

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I'm done with that! It was really quick, too!

Alfred *smiling in a creepy way, drags bodybag into room*: I caught him!

Yay! *undoes bag* Now, to throw out of the window! *throws Spain out of my apartment building*

Spain *muffled*: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

*Spain hits the concrete*

Alfred *sarcastically*: That's gotta leave a mark!

Hey guys, check out my Hetalia story, 'A Race Against Time'! It's one of my attempts at a consistant update for a Hetalia story, and it's already over 10K words! Go check it out, if you haven't already done so!

Alfred: Yeah! *jumps out of the window, and lands on his feet*

WOW. O_o

Anyways, until next time, adieu!