I wasn't expecting to spend Christmas in a swamp in Florida. Leave it to Dwight to send me here. I'd been here since Dwight found a new lead as to where the Water Temple was. He said it would bring me closer to the goddess Narayu. I looked around and saw a blue flashing light. There was a bright blue star-shaped pendant. I took it. When I put it on, I felt a searing pain on my neck. I looked in the water I had gills on my neck. I took off the pendant and they disappeared. The pendant stopped glowing. I put it on and jumped in the water. Everything was clear. I would barely swim before, but now it was easy. It was like I was a fish. There was a crocodile to my left. It opened its mouth and swam towards me. It went right past me and turned around and looked at me. I followed it and it kept checking to see if I was following it. It led me to an opening in a wall. I went inside.

There was regular air inside. Narayu's symbol carved into the ground. I looked around. There were fish head shaped fountains pouring water into the pool near the walkway.

"Classy place"

"It is isn't it?"

"Who was that?"

"It's me, Eagus."

I turned around and saw a green ball of light with wings. I had no idea what to say.

"Um, why are you all green and floaty?"

"I'm a fairy"

"I'm just not going to ask. One thing I will ask is what happened to Dwight?"

"We agreed that it was best for us to separate. We can never be joined again"

"Let's go. I want no details."

We walked down a platform centered between the fish-fountains. I stopped when we came to a circular platform with three paths leading to doors. I took the left path, because of the bad luck I'd had in the Lizalfos' Nest when starting on the right path. We went in and I saw two lizalfos. I hid and muttered a curse under my breath. The cussing kind, not the magic kind.

"Are they everywhere?"

"Yep"

"You're over 2,000 years old and you say yep?"

"Yep"

I fired an arrow into each of their backs.

I heard footsteps. They came closer.

"Use your magic"

There was a purple lizalfos two feet taller than the others had been. I prayed to Din and waited. It saw me. I raised my hand hoping Din had heard my prayer. I came towards me and opened its mouth. I was about to gobble me up when I finally shot a fireball from my hand. It didn't hurt him. He looked back at me, suprised. It roared. I took a chance and shot my clawshots to the ceiling above him. I dropped down and shoved my sword through his head. I fell to the floor. Time seemed to slow down; I couldn't breathe. I tried to grab my pouch, it was difficult but I did, and grabbed my inhaler. I took a few puffs and was able to breathe again.

"What happened?"

"My asthma"

"You never told me about that. Why didn't you tell me?"

"It didn't seem important, I would still be the chosen hero."

"I suppose you were right. Just always keep that with you."

I sat down and used my sword to cut some lizalfos steaks. Yes, they were steaks from the lizalfos not the steaks he had to eat. I know what you're thinking, and you're wrong they aren't disgusting. I lay down to sleep. To answer your question, yes, they were delicious.