Shelly: Damn you!
Chloe: What's wrong with you?
Kaelyn: One word.
Shelly/Kaelyn: *evily looks at school building* School...
Kaelyn: That's right Star we stole another one of your ideas.
Shelly: Yeah sorry Internet BFF but we can't really come up with good ideas ourselves.
Kaelyn: But don't worry school's already finished woohoo!
Shelly: Sadly the vacation only lasts 2 weeks.
Kaelyn: Damn it!
Shelly: But we'll be updating faster than usual.
Chloe: By the way many people have been asking why I am called "The Stripper".
Kaelyn: Yeah we will explain it sooner or later depends if Shelly's perverted mind seems to pop out.
Shelly: You guys remember that Chloe is based on us right? Well the story of why she is called the Stripper actually happened to us...
Kaelyn: Yeah... I know we are perverted but hey! Who cares. I have 4 best friends who love me for who I am. I wish Brendan loved me as well...
Sigourney: Seriously! It's never going to happen!
Kaelyn: When and how the fuck did you get here?!
Sigourney: You gave me the key remember?
Shelly: This is Sigourney, one of Kae's 4 best friends.
Kaelyn: Out of the 5 of us I feel that me and Sigourney are the closest.
Sigourney: We're complete opposites.
Kaelyn: We're like Cece and James. We're just not... you know... going out.
Sigourney: Who's Cece and James?
Shelly: That's another thing.
Kaelyn: She doesn't like it when I talk about Disney. Well noone I know except for you guys and you Sophie. :)
Sigourney: Yeah no offense guys but I kind of think Disney childish.
Kaelyn: Says the girl who loves watching Peppa Pig! Does Peppa kiss her best friends's evil nemesis/step-brother?
Rocky: Of course not! It's a little kid show! And what kind of idiot would do that?
Logan: Awwww Rocky you're not an idiot...
Rocky: I never said I was why did you... Oh right... That...
Ty: Don't remind me.
Cece: I want to puke every time I hear you mention it.
Rocky: Hey! Logan's a really nice guy!
Logan: Thank you! Then why did you break up with me?
Rocky: Because you were being mean to Cece.
Jack: Can we please just get on with the story?
Kim: Yeah please? I have something to do tonight!
Chloe: Ooooh. Jack and Kim are going on a da-ate.
Jack/Kim: Whaaaat?
Kim: *to Chloe* How'd you know?
Chloe: *to Kim* I didn't. But now I do.
Kim: *to Chloe* Don't you dare tell anyone or I will...
Chloe: OKAY! I know I know I know.
Rocky: You know what?
Chloe: Nothing!
Shelly: Let's just get on with the story...
Kim POV
Oh. My. God. Chloe! Chloe is so awesome! Even MattyB thinks she's really awesome. Everyone stood around her cheering their heads off. And by everybody I meant all the girls so Rocky, me, Dina, Eli and Tinka. Oh yeah and MattyB decided to tag along with us girls. He said he was planning something and he wanted us to help. Because the boys would just screw it up. He hasn't told us yet though. Anyway back to Chloe. She is amazing! Lemme tell you what happened.
Flashback
Cece: AH! My feet hurt so freakin much! How long have we been walking?! 2 hours.
Chloe looked at her watch.
Chloe: It's only been 3 minutes! Oh wait, make that 4.
Cece: I can't take it anymore!
Rocky: Cece, we haven't even made it to the bush yet. We're still on our way to the bushwalk.
Me: Yeah...
Cece: Who cares? I'm tired.
MattyB: Hey guys!
Chloe: Hi Matty!
MattyB: Where are you lovely ladies going?
Me: Please Matty. No flattery.
MattyB: Sorry...
Chloe: We're going on a bushwalk.
MattyB: Hey that's cool! Can I come? I need to shoot a good scene for the new music video I'm making anyway. A bushwalk would be perfect!
Rocky: Yeah that would be so cool!
MattyB: You guys want to be in it?
Tinka: Of course ve vould! Vell I don't vreally care because I vas in a goat commercial once at the old country. It vas very very popular.
MattyB: Ummmm... okay?
Dina: Don't mind her.
Eli: Hey Kim!
Me: Uh yeah?
Eli: I just got a text from my dad!
Me: Um that's cool. What he say?
Eli: After this vacation, WE'RE MOVING TO SEAFORD!
Me: OH MY GOD THAT'S SO COOL!
Eli: Yeah my dad got a job at some dojo.
Me: Ugh! Is it the Black Dragons?
Eli: The what now?
Me: The Black Dragons? The most popular dojo in Seaford.
Eli: No. Someplace called, "The Bobby Wasabi Dojo".
Me: ME, JACK AND JERRY TRAIN THERE!
Eli: OMG That's so cool!
Me: I know right!
We both squealed.
Chloe: Guys! SHUT UP! We need to go on the bushwalk.
Me: Right. Let's go guys.
MattyB: Yeah my camera crew is here anyway.
We all started to go on the bush walk. MattyB was shooting is video so he was rapping out loud while we were walking. It was great that we had entertainment during the bush walk. We walked for about 45minutes, Cece complaining the whole way of course but we were finally taking a break. I was sitting underneath a tree next to Rocky. Chloe and MattyB were sitting on a tree stump talking and laughing. Dina was trying to sell Eli something from her jacket and Tinka was drawing a mustache on Cece who was sprawled across the ground unconscious.
Me: Rocky?
She looked at me.
Me: Is there something wrong with Cece?
She glanced at the sweaty Cece who seemed to have passed out. Rocky shrugged.
Rocky: She'll be fine.
I was kind of worried but Rocky is Cece's BFF so I decided to trust her opinion. Just then MattyB yelled to us.
MattyB: Hey guys! Come over here! Chloe has something to show you guys!
Chloe: No I don't!
MattyB: Yes she does now come over here.
Everyone (except for poor old unconscious Cece) ran over to where MattyB and Chloe were.
MattyB: Show them!
Chloe: I don't rea-
Me: JUST DO IT!
Chloe: Okay okay! Sheesh.
Tinka: Wait what exactly are you doing again?
MattyB: She's going to rap really fast.
Rocky: Oh yeah! She's really good! But then again the last time I saw you rap was when you were 4 so I don't know how much you improved.
Eli: C'mon Chloe! RAP!
Dina: Yeah!
Chloe: Okay okay fine!
i started dancing im feeling the vibe
i'll tell you how im feeling while its still in my mind
shock wave through your body that you feel in your spine
killer rhymes help fill in while im spilling my mind like
one time are you down for that
see i really want to know
just were the dancer's at
you know are rhythm make are body's want to answer back
and this dance can expand to our hands and clap so
get it pop it like you dance alot and let it drop to the feeling were your hands will pop
now while your heads starts rocking to the jams i drop
a fan or not can really understand we hot like
life is dance we dance for life
the stage the bands the fans the lights oh
when you tell me
you better answer right
'cause baby theres lights were gonna dance tonight like
Me: OH MY GOD THAT WAS AMAZING!
Seriously that was so fast! (I guess you can say this is my sneaky way of trying to advertise my video. If you haven't yet, go onto my youtube channel and watch the video of me rapping. My username is shellycucombelle and video is called awesome 12 year old rapper. I guess you can say I'm obssessed with becoming famous...)
Rocky: You were great back then but you are even better now!
Dina: Yeah! That was really great!
Tinka: You have to teach me!
Chloe was blushing and was just staring down at the ground too embarrassed to look at us
Present
So that's what was going on. I'm serious Chloe is amazing! Oh my god I'm still fangirling! Over a 12 year old girl who is my best friend's, twin brother's, step sister's, best friend's cousin. Wow that was a mouthful. I seriously need to calm myself down.
MattyB: Hey Chloe? Would you like to record a song with me when this camp is over?
Chloe: I'm going to have to think about it...
We all looked at her with a look of bewilderment on our faces.
Chloe: Oh my god of course I would love to thank you so much!
Chloe sprang her arms around MattyB engulfing him in a huge hug. MattyB quickly hugged her back. Awwww... Wait a minute... FLYNN! I can just imagine his face when he sees Chloe and MattyB right now. He's gonna be really jealous. My thoughts were quickly interrupted by the sound of a scream coming from behind us. We all turned around quickly to find Cece awake and scratching her head, yawning, with a look of annoyance on her face.
Cece: Who screamed? I am trying to get some sleep here!
Me: Cece this sounds serious.
Cece: Okay whatever. Wait, where's Rocky?
Eli: Yeah. Where is she?
Chloe: Rocky?
Dina: Rocky?!
Me: ROCKY! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Cece: Hey! Language...
Rocky: I'm over here! Help this hurts so much!
We all ran over and followed Rocky's voice. That's when we saw her. Sitting there on the ground, clutching her foot in pain.
Cece: Oh my god baby what happened?
Rocky: Same thing that happened last time we went camping.
Cece thought for awhile.
Cece: Oh no.
Rocky: Oh yes...
Me: Umm hello? What's going on? I feel like I'm missing out on something.
Everybody else nodded in agreement.
Cece: Well last time we went camping, we were playing Truth or Dare, and Rocky got dared to jump into the lake with her clothes. So she did, and when she was running back barefoot, she stepped on a piece of glass.
Rocky: I had to get it surgically removed.
Me: So... you jumped into a lake just now? But you're not even wet.
Rocky: No I didn't. I just went to the toilet but I stepped in some poo. So I went to wash my shoe over there by the tap. And then that's when I stepped on the glass.
Dina: I'm sure it's not so bad. Let me have a look.
Dina walked over to have a look.
Dina: Oh my god! I see blood. I see blood.
With that she fainted. Thankfully Eli caught her in time.
Cece/Rocky: Like boyfriend, like girlfriend.
Me: What?
Rocky: That was Deuce's reaction back then as well.
Me: Oh I see.
Tinka: So what should we do?
Rocky: Just help me back to the campsite. My dad will know what to do.
MattyB: My dad has one of those 4 wheeler things. He can come and pick you up while the rest of us girls walk as well. I'll call him.
Rocky: Thanks Matty. That's so sweet of you.
MattyB: Anything for a beautiful lady like you.
Me: Seriously Matty. Please. Just stop the flattery.
He gave me a million dollar smile.
With the boys
Jack POV
Me: Oh my god Logan you ok bro?
Logan: Uh yeah I'm fine. I just stepped on some glass while I was washing my shoe because I stepped in poop.
Me: You sure you'll be fine.
Logan: Yeah I'm sure I would.
He stood up to try and walk but then ended up grimacing in pain.
Logan: Okay maybe not...
Me: Here. I'll call the other boys for help.
I shouted up to the other boys who were all rock climbing. They were having a race and since I won the last one, I got to be the judge. They all looked down at Logan with a worried look and started heading down the rock ledge. Once the were all down, they crowded around Logan.
Flynn: Yo big bro what did you do this time?
Jerry: You alright man?
Deuce: I got some band aids in my pocket if you want some. But you'll have to pay.
Ty: Seriously dude? Now's not the time.
Deuce: Fine! You can have them for free.
Logan: Don't worry guys. I'm fine. I just stepped on some broken glass that's all.
Ty: Wow. I'm starting to get some serious case of de ja vu.
Gunther: Uh huh. Me too. Let's just head back to the camp site
Shelly: So there you have it! Urfavgirl: OMG thank you so much. I had no idea what I would do when they get back from the camp! I am so using your idea! I'm just going to have to modify a few things to do with Jack because I'm planning something huge! Awesome123swagger457: Thanks so much! I know you probably think that I'm just saying this but I'm not. You don't know how much that means to me. I was reading over my story and I thought my writing was pretty shitty compared to others I have read. You really helped my mood. Purplekatz402: Yes that's exactly what I thought when I was writing that. Okay I will do that... Guest for 6/25/13: I don't know! Oh wait, yes I do! Keep on reading young grasshopper. I have a feeling I'm younger than you but who cares? Still A Dreamer: OMG I LOVE HER TOO! I'M AN ARIANATOR! Are you too? Just one question, is she and Jai Brooks still going out? And no it's not a candle light dinner. But I might actually do that it Meek77: Okay then! They will. Woohoo as well! midnightsuntellsastory: A lot of people want that so I will. Here's the update. Song of the Day: Give It Up by Ariana Grande and Elizabeth Gillies Video of the Day: Ariana Grande does impressions. OMG That's so funny she is so good! You should watch it! Episode/s of the day: Freak the Freak Out (Victorious) and 2 Dates and a Funeral (Kickin It). Question of the day: Have you watched the newest Kickin It episode? Well if you haven't, YOU HAVE TO RIGHT NOW! OH MY GOD MY KICK FEELS ARE ACTING UP! It's called 2 dates and a funeral. If Disney breaks this couple up like they broke up Rogan, Auslly, GeCe, Justin and Juliet, Alex and Mason and Teddy and Spencer, I swear, Disney better not break my heart... AGAIN! Shelly: See you guys next time! I really need to go to sleep...
Kaelyn: We need to sleep. We're 4 hours away from home and we need to wake up early tomorrow.
Shelly: We were so happy when we found out that there was wifi at our hotel woohoo!
Kaelyn: We dedicate this chapter to Rocky575251isYoUrHiGhNeSs. We were having major writers block but she saved us both! So thank you very much!
Shelly: Shoutouts!
Kaelyn: LOVE YOU GUYS!
Shelly: And Zendaya, Bella Thorne and Ariana Grande!
Kaelyn: Yes of course I love my 3 idols.