The day is finally here! The finale of A Not-So-Normal Week 3! Thank you all for being so very patient!
As well as the finale of NSNW3, today is also the 1 year anniversary of the original A Not-So-Normal Week :D I can't believe it's been a whole year since I posted that first chapter so long ago.
Questions quickly and then you can read! 8D
Vikky-leigh asked: " 'Because it's a quote. It's official.' Can I quote this on my profile? Will Mace ever get Aayla to go out with him? Wil she and yoda ever kiss and make up? Will mace be horribly jealous when this happens?" Answer(s): Yes, you may quote that. XD As for the other questions... I'm afraid I can't answer them. You're just going to have to read and find out ;)
Sam2zeus2 asked: "wheres Bob and Montana?" Answer: Again, read and find out :D
Also, to Weird Person Who Lives on Mars, who said, "Hey, one little error. In the bold print at the top. You put a not so normal week. You forgot the three." Answer: I refer to the entire series as NSNW, so the finale of "NSNW" means the finale of the entire series. Sorry for the confusion! :)
Ahsoka-Tano-Padawan asked: "Will you every reveal if Bob and Ahsoka are going to go out?" Answer: I know I keep saying this, but read and find out! :D
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Alright, you can read now! ENJOY! The chapter is extra long! :D
A Not-So-Normal Week 3
Chapter 21: It's Wedding Day!
Obi-Wan and Satine sat together on a park swing in the middle of a beautiful flower garden, discussing the plans for their wedding.
"Anakin's gonna be my best man!" Obi-Wan declared.
"Wonderful, Obi Dear! Padme will be my maid of honor, and Ahsoka will be one of my bridesmaids," said Satine. She thought of something. "Wait, when are we going to have the wedding?"
"Um… tomorrow!" Obi-Wan cried excitedly.
"That doesn't give us a lot of time to invite anyone," Satine pointed out.
"Wait! We don't need to! Everyone's here already!" Obi-Wan exclaimed.
Thinking about it for a moment, Satine knew that Obi-Wan was right. "Wonderful then! We need to figure out what the colors will be like, and how all the decorations will look."
"I want pictures of candy everywhere! Can I dress as a lollypop?" Obi-Wan asked.
"Umm… well, I think it would look better if you dressed in a nice suit, Obi Dear." said Satine.
"I have the perfect idea!" Obi-Wan whispered something in Satine's ear.
"That is perfect! I'll dress in white, and I'd like the brides maids to be dressed in either purple or blue."
"Ahsoka doesn't like grape jelly, so she won't want to be purple!" Obi-Wan said.
"Uhhh but her favorite color is purple."
"Oh right. In that case, you should tell her to die her skin pink!" Obi-Wan cried.
"Why would I do that? What benefit does that give?" Satine asked.
"It makes her look like a flamingo." Obi-Wan stated. "WORLD DOMINATION!"
In the back of her mind, Satine wondered WHY she had ever agreed to marry this guy. But true love seemed to go above it all.
"Well, I'm going to go give everyone invitations, alright, Obi Dear?" Satine got off the park swing and smoothed out the wrinkles in her dress.
"I'll do the same thing! I need to tell Anakin that he's gonna be my best man!" Obi-Wan seemed really excited. He jumped off the park swing and nearly fell into a little river.
"Be careful, Obi Dear!" Satine told her fiancé while suppressing giggles.
Once Obi-Wan got his balance back, he smiled. "Oh, I just remembered, there's actually a few people who aren't here… but it won't take them very long to get here."
"Alright," said Satine. "I want to invite my nephew Korkie and his friends as well."
Obi-Wan nodded. "Now, go on, Deary! We must get our plans moving along!"
Satine smiled. "Ok, bye-bye, Obi Dear." She walked away.
Obi-Wan suddenly heard someone burst out laughing, and no sooner had he heard it did someone fall out of a tree less than ten feet away from him.
"Anakin."
"OBI DEAR! BAHAHAHAHA SHE CALLED YOU OBI DEAR AGAIN! I AM SERIOUSLY GOING TO DIE LAUGHING!" Anakin screamed, still laughing hysterically.
"Yeah, whatever." Obi-Wan sighed exasperatedly. "Anyways, Anakin, will you be my best man for the wedding?"
Anakin stopped laughing abruptly and got up from the awkward position he was in from falling out of the tree. "I'm the best man in your wedding? Why thank you! Then again, I already knew I was the best-"
"No, the best man. He's the guy who stands up next to the groom at a wedding."
"Ah, ok, you'll have to excuse me on that one, since my wedding was secret and all. Wait does that mean 3PO was my best man? Come on!" Anakin went on and on.
"Anakin, you're missing the point." Obi-Wan sighed again.
"Whoops! Sorry, Ahsoka's been rubbing off on me too much."
"I think it's the other way around, Anakin, but whatever."
Anakin rolled his eyes. "Well, fine. I'll be the 'best man.' I'm certain I'm probably the best anyway, so…"
Obi-Wan face palmed. "Yeah, thanks. Alright, I need to go make a call…"
"Alrighty, OBI DEAR!" Anakin burst out laughing and ran away shouting something about Darth Vader and cookies.
Obi-Wan sighed and walked away (in the other direction).
…
Meanwhile…
Ahsoka had found Barriss in the lobby, and they were looking at all Barriss's pictures and watching her videos.
Bob and Montana walked up to them.
"Like, totally hi, dudes," said Bob.
As Barriss continued to laugh, Ahsoka looked up at Bob. "Where have you two been?"
"THE FOOD COURT!" Montana shouted. "IT'S SO. COMPLETELY. AWESOME."
"Yeah! They like, have food there! It's like, so totally amazing!"
"It's a food court, Bob," said Ahsoka with a roll of her eyes. "Of course there's food there."
"Why do they like, call it a 'food court' anyway? What, are you supposed to like, court the food?" Bob seemed totally confused.
Ahsoka face palmed. "I'm not going to answer that."
"Oh, Bobby! Maybe it's the 'Court of Food'! Y'know like a courtroom in a palace!" Montana said excitedly.
"Bobby?" Ahsoka and Barriss exclaimed in unison.
Bob turned bright red. "Montana! What have I like, totally told you about calling me that!"
"Everything!" Montana made it sound completely dramatic.
The room fell silent.
Kit Fisto suddenly burst in with his monkeys all chasing him. "NOOOO! IT'S NOT FEEDING TIME! I DON'T HAVE ANY CUPCAKES! STOP CHASING MEEE!" He frantically slammed the elevator button repeatedly until it finally opened, then tried to close it quickly, but the monkeys all got in just before the doors closed.
Now everything was even more silent, and still, besides the shocked blinking of the four still in the room.
Luckily, Satine ran in just in time to break the awkward silence. "Oooh! Ahsoka! Barriss! Bob! Montana!"
They all looked over at her.
"Hey, Satine!" Ahsoka greeted her. "How's the planning going?"
"Great! Here are your invitations!" Satine handed them each a pretty light purple envelope decorated with flowers and random candy wrappers (Obi-Wan's decorating touch, they all presumed).
Ahsoka opened hers and found the invitation, as well as a note asking if she would be one of the bridesmaids. She was delighted.
Bob and Montana barely knew who Satine was, but when they saw in the invitation that it was Obi-Wan who was to be married to her, they both knew they had to come.
Barriss was excited as well. "I LOVE WEDDINGS! I've never even got to go to one so YAY!"
"Yeah, I've never been to a wedding either," said Ahsoka. "This should be very interesting."
The elevator door opened and Obi-Wan almost literally danced out of it. He seemed to be very excited about something.
Ahsoka waved to him. "Hi, Obi-Wan!"
"AHSOKA!" Obi-Wan ran over to her. "I AM SO EXCITED!"
"For your wedding?"
"YES! AND, I INVITED SOME PEOPLE AND THEY CAN ALL COME!"
Ahsoka held back a laugh at Obi-Wan's extreme excitement. He was like Anakin when he found unicorn milk. "That's great, Obi-Wan! I can't wait for your wedding! I'm still working on your wedding gift."
"Anakin said he's been done with mine for a while, and has been keeping it in his room until I finally proposed," said Obi-Wan.
"Really?" Ahsoka was curious now. Then again, it wouldn't be the first time Anakin kept strange objects in his room, no matter how ridiculous or kooky or strange. "He's never mentioned anything to me."
"That's because he said it's a secret and only his pet unicorn knows what it is," Obi-Wan explained.
"Okaaay," Ahsoka mumbled.
"Well, got to go continue to pass out invitations!" Obi-Wan skipped away cheerily.
"…What just happened…?" Barriss asked.
Ahsoka shook her head. "No idea."
…
Meanwhile…
Mace had received an invitation to Obi-Wan and Satine's wedding, and he was elated. Maybe the wedding would get Aayla in the mood for a date. His eyes seemed to form hearts as he thought of his dreamy Aayla.
"I'll wear my best suit!" Mace declared. Of course, he hadn't thought to pack a dressy suit. The only suit he had was his swim suit. Ah well, he thought to himself, it's still a suit!
…
Yoda watched from behind a rock as Aayla ran around trying to find him. Every once in a while he'd throw a corndog at her and she still didn't seem to register where he was.
"FIND ME NOT NEVER YOU WON'T!" Yoda shouted.
Aayla whirled around, trying to trace the noise. "YODA! COME OUT YOU LITTLE ELF!"
"An elf I am not!"
Aayla kicked the rock out of the way and stared straight at Yoda with angry eyes.
Yoda froze, looking up at Aayla and blinking. "Outta here I am." And he ran away.
For a moment, Aayla just stood there, seeming to barely comprehend what happened. Once she realized he was gone, she spotted him and ran after him again.
…
Cad Bane sat on top of an alligator in the middle of one of the many lakes at the rainforest, scribbling in his notebook. He was planning to destroy the entire rainforest. Of course, nothing seemed to ever go the way he planned, as I'm sure you probably know.
However, as he was drawing a doodle of himself with an awesome-looking (to him) rocket launcher, he was interrupted by Obi-Wan showing up.
"Mr. Bane! Mr. Bane!" He was shouting.
Bane poked the alligator with his pencil, and it made a horrified noise and catapulted him to the shore of the lake.
"What do you want, Kenobi? Can't you see I'm planning evil domination to destroy the galaxy?" Bane exclaimed.
"Oh! I'm so sorry to interrupt! I just wanted to invite you to me and Satine's wedding!" Obi-Wan handed him an invitation.
Bane squealed. "YOU'RE INVITING ME TO YOUR WEDDING?"
"Yep!"
Bane gave Obi-Wan a big hug. "YAY!"
"Alrighty, well, got to go keep inviting people! See ya at the wedding, Mr. Bane!" Obi-Wan picked a flower off the ground, sniffed it dreamily, and waltzed away.
Bane thought for a moment and realized that he had no idea what to get them for a wedding gift. He looked around, and spotted his notebook, which was still on the back of the alligator in the middle of the lake.
"Yoo hoo! Allygator!" Bane called.
The alligator looked at him for a second, and turned away, obviously ignoring him.
"I need my notebook!"
The alligator still ignored him.
Bane frowned. "Hey! I. NEED. MY. NOTEBOOK.!"
The alligator was getting annoyed, so he stood up and chucked the notebook at Bane.
The notebook smacked him in the forehead. "Ouch," he murmured. "Um, thanks Allygator!"
The alligator rolled it's eyes and sank into the water, disappearing from view.
Bane looked at his now-wet notebook. He had some plans for things he wanted to build some day in there… maybe he could build one for Obi-Wan and Satine.
Of course, there proved to be a couple problems with that. One, all the plans were for dangerous devices that would assist in taking over the galaxy. Two, half the supplies he needed were not available in the rainforest. And three, his plans were just pretty lame.
But Bane would not let any of these obstacles stop him, so, he gathered some supplies and began to build.
…
Shaak Ti had been absolutely worn out by the younglings the past few days. She had just received an invitation for Obi-Wan and Satine's wedding. Satine had mentioned that they wanted one of the youngling girls to be the flower girl. Satine didn't know any of the younglings personally, so it was up to Shaak to choose. Oh great.
"Can I please be the flower girl, Master Ti?" asked a little Twi'lek girl.
"No, I want to be the flower girl!" argued a young blonde human girl.
"She's gonna pick me!" a Mirialan girl exclaimed.
"Who cares anyway?" one of the little boys complained. "Don't all girls like flowers?"
Shaak face palmed. "Younglings, younglings, please!"
The group of about twenty-six younglings all looked up at Shaak.
"I like flowers!" a Rodian boy said.
Shaak face palmed again. "Younglings."
They all quieted down and focused their attention on her again.
"Well, I'm afraid I can only pick one of you to be the flower girl," she said. "Boys, you may step aside so I don't get you confused."
Roughly half the group stepped out of 'formation' and wandered over to a strange looking plant.
"I wonder what would happens if you poke it!"
"I think I just saw it move!"
"Touch it! Touch it!"
"No you touch it!"
Shaak sighed. Why me? "Alright, girls. This is going to be a tough decision for me, as you all know. I'm not sure exactly why Miss Satine wanted me to do this, but she wants me to, so you're all going to have to be happy with my decision."
The little girls nodded.
"Alright."
Twenty minutes, a lot of debating, and fifteen face palms later, Shaak had finally chosen a girl named Raene Crescent. Raene was a five-year-old Twi-lek with greenish-blue skin. The other girls seemed a little disappointed, but after a few minutes to process it, they all agreed that Raene was the 'right girl for the job' as they called it. Shaak was just glad that was over.
…
Ahsoka had gone back to her hotel room. Satine had dropped off her bridesmaid's dress earlier. The dress was sleeveless and quite long, almost ankle length; and it was shiny and glistening. The color was a beautiful purple. It was Ahsoka's favorite type of purple, though she was skeptical on how that color would look against her orange skin.
Anyway, Ahsoka stopped staring at the dress and went back to her wedding gift that she was making. She wasn't sure how it would turn out… but it should be fine…
Suddenly, Satine gave Ahsoka a call on her comlink. "Ahsoka, would you please go to the cafeteria and help order the food and cake for tomorrow?"
"Sure!" Ahsoka replied happily.
"Thanks, you're a huge help!"
"Anytime," Ahsoka said, smiling. "See ya later!"
…
Bob was back in his hotel room too. He was looking for something to wear to the wedding. He hadn't been specifically chosen to be in the wedding, so it wasn't like he had to be super fancy or anything.
Tossing clothes aside, Bob came to the conclusion that the only clothes he had were plain, old t-shirts; old, worn-out jeans; a couple swimsuits; and a robe. No, not even a Jedi robe, just a normal ol' bathrobe with bubbles and rubber ducks on it. …However, Bob somehow decided it was the fanciest thing he had available to wear.
…
In quite the same situation as Bob was Barriss.
Barriss had only packed her normal Jedi clothing. Twenty sets of it. So, it would be obvious what she would be wearing.
What she cared more about was that she had no idea what to get them. The fact that this was quite last-minute planning wise meant that everyone had almost no time to prepare.
The only stores within fifty miles were the gift shops.
Here goes nothing…
…
Aayla and Yoda were still chasing each other when Obi-Wan walked by reading a book. He looked up at them, and remembered that he did still need to give them their invitations. But he was quite caught up in his book.
"HEHEHE! CATCH ME, YOU NEVER WILL! INVINCIBLE I AM!" Yoda cried, running in circles around Obi-Wan.
"That's not true! I'll catch you some day!" Aayla exclaimed, panting and trying to run faster.
"CHILDREN!" Obi-Wan shouted at the top of his lungs.
Aayla and Yoda froze. Yoda had jumped, so when he froze, he fell on the ground.
"Why must thou fighteth, running hither and yon, whilst disrupting all peace in all lands, for only thou own little conflict! I say, without further ado, halt this folly!" Obi-Wan declared dramatically and poetically.
Aayla and Yoda's jaws dropped straight to the ground.
Obi-Wan looked up from his book. "Oh! Hi Aayla! Hi Yoda! That was my favorite poem from this book! Isn't it great?"
Yoda tried to say something, but couldn't find the words. Aayla fainted.
"That reminds me," Obi-Wan pulled out Aayla's invitation from his little bag he was carrying (no, it's not a purse) and held it out for her to take.
When she didn't respond, Obi-Wan gently set Aayla's invitation on her head. "Oh, and Yoda! Will you please be the person who marries Satine and me in the wedding?"
Yoda just stared at him.
"I'll take that as a yes!" Obi-Wan said with a huge smile.
Then he walked away, loudly reading another poem from the book, which was, by the way, called "The Book of Poems that Don't Rhymeth and Are in Old English." Fortunately, some of them actually do make sense.
…
Ahsoka walked to the cafeteria. Apparently, Satine had already arranged to have the whole dining room rented out for the wedding guests, since there wasn't anyone else staying at the hotel anyways.
"Hello! Chef dude!" Ahsoka called out, looking around. She walked into the kitchen and saw a note.
It said:
Dear Hotel Guests,
The chef got fired because he kept putting up posters of kittens by the oven. Feel free to cook anything you want.
Signed,
The Hotel Manager who is too lazy to hire another real chef.
Ahsoka grinned. "I suppose this means I'll be cooking everything for the wedding…"
Without hesitation, she began to cook everything. It had to be ready for tomorrow, after all.
"This is gonna be so good," she said to herself.
However, she half wondered why Satine had ever decided to give her this job…
…
…THE NEXT DAY…
…
Anakin woke up and tossed off the blankets. "IT'S WEDDING DAY, IT'S WEDDING DAY!" he sang dramatically.
Bob (who was Anakin's roommate for the trip, along with Plo, if you don't remember) pulled the covers over his head. "Duuuude. It's like, four o'clock in the morning!"
"Your point is?" Anakin made his bed, even though he was well aware that the hotel people would do it for him, and looked excitedly at the suit on a hanger, hanging on a coat rack. Obi-Wan had dropped it off yesterday. He absolutely loved the color and design.
Bob groaned. "Who made me like, be in the same room with you?"
Anakin shrugged.
There was a noise from the closet.
Bob sat up immediately. "What. Was. Like totally. That?"
Anakin coughed and turned slightly red. He stuck his head into the closet. "SHHH!"
Bob looked confused. He had no idea what that was about but he certainly didn't want to know.
Anakin marched over to Plo's bed. "PLO! WAKE UP! IT'S WEDDING DAY!"
Plo didn't even flinch.
"How does he do that?" Anakin asked in awe.
"He like, wears ear plugs. He says he like, can't stand my like, video games in the morning," Bob explained.
Anakin looked closer at Plo. "Ear plugs? Plo has ears?"
"How do you think he, like, hears?"
Anakin shrugged. "Echolocation?"
"Echolo-what?"
"Echolocation!"
"Who like totally hears with echolocation?" Bob asked.
"Ahsoka does," Anakin stated.
Bob's cheeks flushed red. "Oh- ah, like, really?"
"Yeah, how do you think she hears?"
Bob rolled his eyes. "You just like, asked the same question about Plo."
"I did? Hm." Anakin started rummaging around in his backpack for something. A couple minutes later he pulled out a small packet.
"What's like, totally that?" Bob asked.
"It's instant breakfast!" Anakin tore the packet open, dumped the powdery contents into a glass, and went into the bathroom to fill the glass with water from the sink. He stirred the strange concoction with his toothbrush and took a sip. He swished it around in his mouth a little. "Mmmh… needs something… aha!" He grabbed his toothpaste and squeezed a whole bunch of it into the glass and mixed it around, then took another sip. "Perfect!"
Bob's jaw dropped and he just stared at Anakin.
"Want some?" Anakin asked.
Trying to get out of his shocked state, Bob managed to shake his head frantically.
"Alright, more for me!"
…
Meanwhile… in Ahsoka, Padme, and Montana's room…
By the time it was six thirty A.M., all three girls were up and completely ready. They weren't wearing they're clothes for the wedding yet, but they still wanted to look nice.
"We should probably go eat breakfast," Padme said.
"Alright. I'll go see if the boys are ready," said Ahsoka.
"They've been up for a while now," Montana stated, "I heard 'em at four this morning."
"In that case, they should be ready." Ahsoka started making her way to the door.
Padme raised an eyebrow. "I wouldn't count on it, Ahsoka."
Ahsoka went next door and knocked. There was no answer, but she heard noise from inside. She knocked again.
And again.
Finally, Anakin opened the door. He was still in his pajamas. "Oh hey, Snips! IT'S WEDDING DAY!"
Despite knowing the obvious answer, Ahsoka asked, "Are you boys ready for breakfast?"
"Oh, I already ate breakfast!" Anakin declared.
"You did?"
"Sure! I always bring instant breakfast with me!"
"That stuff?" Ahsoka rolled her eyes.
Bob suddenly ran past Anakin and hid behind Ahsoka. "LIKE, HIDE ME! He's like, insane!" He grabbed onto Ahsoka's shoulders to shield himself.
"Let go of me!" Ahsoka cried, yanking herself away from him. "I already know he's insane."
"I like, want real breakfast!" Bob cried. "Not like, toothpaste!"
Ahsoka face palmed. "Skyguy, what have I told you about eating toothpaste?"
"To not to!" Anakin answered immediately.
"So why do you still do it?"
"Because I want to!"
Ahsoka sighed. "Well, we're going to breakfast. See you later." She walked away.
Bob quickly hurried after her, and Montana and Padme followed as well.
As Ahsoka was walking down the hallway, someone burst out of one of the rooms at nearly the speed of light, almost knocking her over. "Whoa!"
The person stopped. It was Obi-Wan. "Ahsoka! IT'S WEDDING DAY! I'M SO HAPPY!"
Ahsoka laughed. "Good morning, Obi-Wan."
Obi-Wan's voice went all high-pitched and his eyes got big and sparkly. "I'M SO EXCITED!"
"Don't forget to breathe, ok?" Ahsoka told him with a chuckle.
Obi-Wan stopped short. "Breathe?" He started hyperventilating. "I'M NOT BREATHING! AAAAHH!"
"Obi-Wan! Just breathe!" Ahsoka exclaimed.
It took him a few seconds, but he managed to finally catch his breath. "YOU'RE A LIGHTSABER AHSOKA!"
"I believe the correct term is 'life saver', but you're welcome." Ahsoka smiled.
…
Satine had already eaten breakfast, and she was setting everything up. The wedding itself was to take place in the beautiful flower garden. She and some of the Jedi women had set up chairs, the decorations, and everything else needed for a wedding.
She couldn't believe the day was finally here. The day she would finally marry her sweet Obi Dear. She was so, so happy.
About an hour or so later…
Satine and Obi-Wan had called all the wedding staff together for a rehearsal.
The "staff" of the wedding was as follows: the maid of honor- Padme; the best man- Anakin; the bridesmaids- Ahsoka, Lagos, and Soniee; the groomsmen- Korkie, Amis, and Kit; the person who does the wedding ceremony thing- Yoda; and the flower girl- Raene. And of course, the bride and groom- Satine and Obi-Wan.
After the rehearsal was over, Adi Gallia (who had shown up to help with the makeup and such) got all the girls together to the "makeup room", which was really just Adi's hotel room, so they could all start getting ready.
"This is gonna ROCK!" Adi kept repeating as she did everyone's hair (ahem, that is, everyone who actually had hair…)
Ahsoka suddenly gasped. "NO WAY! CHECK FOR YOUR PULSE!"
"What is it, Ahsoka?" Satine asked, turning her head slightly as Adi held a curling iron on her blonde hair.
"THIS DRESS IS MADE OF SPIDER WEBS AND SPRAY CHEESE!" Ahsoka shouted. She was in an awkward position of holding the back of her dress so she could read the tag backwards in the mirror.
"Who in their right mind makes a dress out of spider webs and spray cheese?" Adi asked with a confused look.
Ahsoka let go of the tag and moved her arm back into a position that actually looked normal. "I think the real question is, who wouldn't?"
Adi just shrugged, finishing up Satine's hair and moving on to make up. "Make up! Maaaake up!" She exclaimed, repeatedly and rapidly patting a giant puff covered with powder on Satine's face, making a huge cloud of powder in the room.
Ahsoka coughed and waved her hand around to try and clear the room of the dusty powder. "CHECK FOR YOUR PULSE! I'M COUGHING, I'M GONNA DIE!"
"You're not going to die, Ahsoka, it's just make up," said Adi. "MAAAKEEE UPPP!"
…
The boys didn't exactly care too much about getting ready, so they had just gotten dressed, dumped bottles of hair gel on each other, and they were ready.
"Obi-Wan! Obi-Wan! Look! Look!" Anakin exclaimed, smearing his hands through his overly-hair-gel-saturated hair. He made his hair into a little point on top of his head. "I'M A UNICORN!"
"You're not supposed to look like a unicorn!" Obi-Wan cried. He was wearing a suit that was white and red striped, to look like a candy cane. Anakin was wearing a similar suit, except he spilled hot chocolate on it by accident, so there was a large stain on it.
"Awww," Anakin whined. "Why not?"
"Because this is my wedding. I want it to be… SPECIAL," Obi-Wan said and his eyes got big and sparkly again.
Suddenly a random yellow flamingo walked over to them. "WORLD DOMINATION!"
"Who are you?" Anakin asked.
"I'm Timmy the flamingo!" The flamingo replied.
"HI TIMMY! I'M OBI-WAN KENOBI AND IT'S MY WEDDING TODAY!" Obi-Wan shrieked. "Wanna come? I can invite you!"
"That's AWESOME." Timmy spread out his yellow wings dramatically. "I'd love to come!"
"YAY!" Obi-Wan screamed. He looked at Anakin, whose hair was still "looking like a unicorn." "Anakin! Fix your hair! Now!"
Anakin slicked his hand over his hair again and made it all flat. "Now I look like a dork!"
"You do not! It just looks like you have a metal helmet on!" Obi-Wan said with a cheery smile.
Anakin crossed his arms over his chest and pouted. "I want to look like a unicorn."
"You can do that at your wedding-" Obi-Wan stopped. "Oh right. Well, you can do that at your next birthday party."
"EEEEE!" Anakin shrieked. "Yes! Will you come?"
"Sure."
"YIPPEEEEE!" Anakin danced around in circles.
"So, when does the wedding start?" Timmy asked.
"In…" Obi-Wan looked at his watch. "EEEEEP! TEN MINUTES!"
…
Ahsoka stepped out of the hotel and walked to the garden, where everyone was beginning to arrive for the wedding.
Someone tapped her on the shoulder from behind. "We're not late, are we?"
Ahsoka recognized the voice and turned around. "Zelda?" It took her a second to figure out why she might be there. "Did Obi-Wan and Satine invite you?"
"Obi-Wan did. So nice of him to send us the invites a day before the wedding." Zelda shook her head, but was smiling.
Ahsoka looked around. "Did he invite anyone else from the Brawl world?"
"He invited everyone who had been around when you guys showed up that one day."
Before Ahsoka could reply, Obi-Wan ran up to them. "YOU'RE HERE! YAY!"
Zelda smiled again. "Hi, Obi-Wan."
"HI!" Obi-Wan looked really excited.
Link came up to them. "Congrats, Obi-Wan," he told him. "How was the bachelor party?" He chuckled.
"Link!" Zelda swatted him playfully on the arm. "We make it out here and the first thing you ask is how the bachelor party was?"
"What's a bachelor party? Do you eat cake there?" Obi-Wan asked.
Ahsoka face palmed.
Zelda and Link exchanged glances. "Y'know what, it's not important," Zelda said, smiling. It would just be better not to tell him.
Obi-Wan looked around. "Where's Kirby?"
"Umm, we're trying to keep him away from the food table," Zelda said. "Does anyone happen to have any duct tape?"
"Barriss does," said Ahsoka. She looked around. "Where is Barriss anyway…?"
Kirby suddenly ran by with Luigi trying to catch up to him. "Kirby! Slowa down!"
Obi-Wan saw them run by and started chasing after them as well. "WAIT FOR ME!"
Ahsoka face palmed again.
Suddenly a loud voice came over a loud speaker. "CORNDOGS DO YOU HAVE, WEDDING GUESTS? YODA THIS IS! HIIIII! WEDDING, GONNA START IT WILL NOW!"
Ahsoka put her hands on the sides of her head. "Ow."
Obi-Wan clapped his hands. "It's gonna start now!" he screamed happily.
"I can't hear you," Ahsoka mumbled.
Zelda put a hand on her shoulder. "We're gonna go get to our seats," she told Ahsoka.
Ahsoka, who had sort of gotten her hearing back, nodded. "I'll see you later!"
Zelda smiled and waved before walking off with Link.
Within the next few minutes, everyone was seated.
Obi-Wan stood at the front with Yoda as all the other wedding "participants" walked down the aisle and stood on either side of Obi-Wan and Yoda.
Then, as a beautiful song began to play, Satine started to walk down the aisle.
Obi-Wan watched her as she walked, so full of joy. The day was finally here.
Anakin watched from his place as the best man. He looked over at Padme and smiled. He remembered their wedding day. And now, being here to watch Obi-Wan be able to experience the same thing was just wonderful.
As Satine came to her place on the other side of Yoda, Yoda began the wedding "procedure." (Author's note: I don't have a better name for some of these terms, I don't know a lot about weddings, LOL)
"Corndogs, do you promise to give her?" he asked Obi-Wan.
Obi-Wan looked confused as Anakin silently put a hand to his forehead, shaking his head in disbelief. "Yes," said Obi-Wan. He figured it'd be best not to ask.
Yoda now turned to Satine. "Corndogs, do you promise to give him?"
Following Obi-Wan's example, she replied, "Yes."
"In cake and in ice cream?"
Satine and Obi-Wan looked at each other. "Yes," they replied in unison.
"With confetti, and with waffles?"
"Yes."
"With bubblegum, and with hippos?"
"Yes."
By this time, the audience as well as the wedding "participants" had strange looks on all their faces. The only people without strange looks on their faces were Obi-Wan and Satine, who were gazing at each other dreamily, and Yoda, who seemed to not realize how silly everything he was saying actually was.
"Pronounce you now, I do, Jedi and wife," said Yoda.
He was about to say "you may now kiss the bride", but before he could, Ahsoka spoke up from her place as bridesmaid.
"You may now slap Yoda!"
So Obi-Wan and Satine simultaneously slapped Yoda and he fell over.
"Now you may kiss the bride," Ahsoka said with a laugh.
Satine threw herself into Obi-Wan's arms and he embraced her lovingly, and the two shared a long, wonderful kiss.
Everyone stood up, clapping and cheering, throwing flowers and cupcakes.
Obi-Wan and Satine walked back down the aisle while everyone continued to throw flowers in the air.
"They're so adorable!" Barriss squealed, coming up next to Ahsoka, grabbing her arm, and squealing like a fangirl.
"Where were you?" Ahsoka asked her friend.
Barriss smiled sheepishly. "I was at the gift shop trying to find a gift for them. I was late, but I made it for the end."
Ahsoka chuckled. "Did you actually find something for them?"
Barriss nodded. "I can't wait to give it to them!"
Yoda's voice came over the loud speaker again. "TIME FOR DANCING IT IS!"
Everyone began to go to a certain part of the flowery garden where there was a large open patio-type place decorated and ready to be a dance floor.
Yoda hopped up on the chair next to the table with the controls which controlled the music.
The speakers began to play a weird song about corndogs.
Anakin marched over to Yoda, pushed him off the chair, and put on a better song.
It was a beautiful song for dancing. Obi-Wan and Satine got to dance for the first song, and once that song was over and another began, everyone else started dancing too.
Anakin reached out his hand to Padme and made his voice formal. "Would you care to dance, milady?"
Padme took his hand. "Certainly," she replied with a smile.
Anakin grinned and twirled her around.
Ahsoka watched them dancing, while smiling to herself. They're so cute…
She felt a tap on her shoulder and turned to find Bob, dressed in his bathrobe with bubbles and rubber ducks on it, and underneath a regular t-shirt and jeans.
"May I have this dance?" he asked her, for once leaving the "like" out of his sentence. He held out his hand.
Ahsoka hesitated. She looked around, and caught the eyes of a couple of her friends. Barriss was giving her a thumbs up signal. Anakin happened to glance over at her while he was dancing and smiled. She turned back to Bob. "Sure," she replied, taking his hand.
Bob's smile widened and the two began to dance.
The song changed to a slower song, and everyone danced to the tempo of the music.
Ahsoka stared into Bob's gorgeous green eyes. He stared back into her beautiful bright blue ones as he twirled her around.
For a moment, it seemed that everyone else had dissolved into nonexistence- that they were the only ones there.
Spinning slowly, Ahsoka felt her heart skip a beat. Maybe I really do like him…
Bob held a little tighter to Ahsoka's hand. He felt so happy. He was so amazed that Ahsoka actually agreed to dance with him. It was like a dream… a fairytale.
And quite frankly, with Obi-Wan's liking of magic, it could be perceived as a fairytale.
It was a little bit of a strange site- Ahsoka in her beautiful dress and Bob wearing a bathrobe over his clothes. But for some reason, none of that seemed to matter…
Soon, the song was over and a randomly crazy one began to play.
"IT'S CRAZY DANCE TIME!" Obi-Wan shouted, hugging Satine and twirling her around before letting go and starting to do the chicken dance.
Everyone began to randomly dance crazy. Kit's monkeys danced in circles.
Bob let go of Ahsoka's hand. Before starting to dance again, he leaned close and whispered to her, "Thanks, Ahsoka. That was a lot of fun."
Ahsoka found herself unable to reply as Bob walked away.
"Wow… that was amazing!" Ahsoka turned and saw Barriss right next to her.
"Thanks, Barriss," Ahsoka replied with a slight flush of embarrassment.
Barriss grinned and started dancing. "I LOVE DANCING!"
Ahsoka laughed and started dancing as well.
Soon, the dancing was over and it was time to eat.
Satine walked up to Ahsoka. "Ahsoka, where's the food?"
"It's in the kitchen. I told the waiter dudes to bring it out when it's time to eat, so it'll be out any minute," Ahsoka replied.
Just as she finished speaking, about five waiters came out rolling huge carts of food in front of them.
Everyone went over to the trays of food covered in silver covers.
"Would you mind explaining what you have made, Ahsoka?" Satine asked.
"Certainly!" Ahsoka took the lid off the first container. "This is pickle pasta!"
She introduced every dish as she took the covers off. "Pickle potato salad, pickle chicken, pickled onions, pickle marinated steak, pickle nuggets, pickle juice, fried pickles, sautéed pickles, burnt pickles, pickle puree, frozen pickles, regular pickles, sour pickles, sweet pickles, pickle soup, pickle Carpaccio, pickle flavored gum, fish stuffed with pickles, pickle and egg salad, cheesy pickles, baked pickles, pickle cookies, pickle cupcakes, chocolate covered pickles, pickle poached pears, pickle coated rock candy, pickle donuts, pickle schnitzel, pickle hot dogs, pickle corndogs, pickle hamburgers, pickle clams, pickle this, pickle that, and pickle everything!"
Everyone was silent for eleven and a half milliseconds.
"Looks great!" Obi-Wan exclaimed cheerily.
"Yeah, everything looks delicious!" Satine added with a smile.
"LET'S DIG IN!" Anakin shouted. He was holding plastic silverware and had a napkin tucked into the collar of his shirt.
Padme elbowed his arm. "Ani! Be patient!"
Anakin crossed his arms. "Fine."
They all got into a line and one by one took a sparkly pink plate and put food on it.
Everyone was soon sitting down and eating.
When they were done eating, Ahsoka brought out the cake.
"Let me guess," said Anakin, "it's pickle cake?"
"Nope!" Ahsoka said. She brought the cake to the table where Satine and Obi-Wan were sitting.
She took off the cover. "It's candy cane cake with bubblegum flavored frosting!"
"NU. WAI." Obi-Wan exclaimed, staring goggle-eyed at the cake. "This is the best. Day. Ever!"
Satine was excited to have some cake too.
So they sliced the cake and passed out cake to everyone.
It was very good cake.
When they were done eating cake, it was time for Obi-Wan and Satine to open their wedding presents.
Anakin stepped forward with a large curtain covering some strangely shaped object. "Happy Wedding, Master and Satine!"
Obi-Wan took the curtain off and found a goat with a plunger on its head. He remained silent for a moment.
"IT'S A UNICORN!" Anakin screamed excitedly.
"Oh… thank you…?" Obi-Wan said. Satine smiled.
Satine chose a present next. This one was from Ahsoka. She opened it and found a coffee maker, and a certificate from the National Association of Coffee Lovers for Obi-Wan. "Thanks, Ahsoka," she said with a smile.
Ahsoka smiled as well. "You're welcome!"
"I LOVE COFFEE." Obi-Wan said, staring at the coffee maker. He chose another present. "I'm gonna open the present from Kirby!"
He opened it and it was a watermelon. "Ooooh! Watermelon!" Obi-Wan said.
Satine looked at the watermelon. "I love watermelon!"
Ki-Adi walked up to them with his present. Obi-Wan and Satine opened it together.
It was a giant pile of rocks.
"NO WAY! ROCKS!" Obi-Wan shouted.
"Let's open the one from Yoda," said Satine.
Obi-Wan nodded so Satine picked up the present and opened it. It was a corndog.
"CORNDOGS DO YOU LOVE?" Yoda asked them.
"Yah!" Obi-Wan exclaimed.
Kit and his monkeys gave Obi-Wan and Satine a life time supply of magic dust.
Bob gave them a button that said "like" on it. "All you have to do is press it when you like something!" he explained.
Obi-Wan looked at Satine and started pressing the button. Satine smiled and kissed him.
All the younglings came up to them and brought with them a large basket of flowers. "We found these in the rainforest!" said one of the little boys.
"That's so sweet," Satine said, smiling at them. "Thank you, children!"
They all smiled.
Timmy (the random flamingo) came up with his present next. He had given them a coconut.
"Thank you, Timmy! You're so generous!" Obi-Wan said, petting the coconut like it was an animal.
Barriss gave them Hawaiian shirts from the gift shop.
Montana gave them a Build-your-own mechanical pencil kit.
Cad Bane gave them what looked like a little piece of wood with a couple nails drove into it and painted sloppily with purple paint.
"What… is it?" Satine asked.
"It's a laser cannon! Duh! You use it to take over the world!" Bane exclaimed. He made it sound obvious, but it wasn't.
Padme (since she hadn't known about Anakin's "unicorn") gave them a toaster.
Obi-Wan turned to Satine. "Satine, when you use the toaster, make sure you unplug it first. It's the most important step."
Satine nodded. "I'll remember, Obi Dear."
"HAHAHAHAHAHA OBI DEAR! SHE CALLED YOU OBI DEAR!" Anakin started laughing his head off. Padme slapped his arm. "Ouch." He stopped really quickly after that.
Rex gave them a giant case of used video games.
Obi-Wan and Satine picked up a wrapped box with no name on it. They opened it and it was a box of "Potions for Beginners." Included was a "normal potion."
"I can't wait to use this!" Obi-Wan exclaimed. "I love magic!"
"Just be careful with them," Satine said with a laugh.
Everyone else gave gifts too, but there were too many to name them all.
…
The wedding was over. The Super Smash Brothers Brawl characters had gone home. Everyone had just finished cleaning up from the wedding. It was now night.
Mace was at Aayla's hotel door, wearing his swim suit and holding a bouquet of flowers. Maybe now, just maybe, Aayla would go on a date with him.
Aayla opened the door. "Mace? What are you doing here… in your swim suit?"
"It's the only suit I could find!" Mace exclaimed. He held out the bouquet of flowers. "For you, my sweet Aayla."
Aayla took the flower and stared at them. "You're hopeless, Mace."
"Hopeless? Why?" Mace asked.
"Because you won't stop asking me to date you. Did it ever occur to you that I don't want to?" Aayla said.
Mace looked miserable. "No, it didn't occur to me."
Aayla smiled. "But you know what?"
"What?"
"I do… I do want to." Aayla smile widened.
"YOU WANT TO GO ON A DATE WITH ME?" Mace shrieked at the top of his lungs.
"Yes. I do."
Mace screamed so loud a couple windows broke. "Let's go, sweet love!"
Aayla smiled. "Alright!"
And they walked off together.
…
Anakin and Padme were together in one of the hotel rooms, looking out at the beautiful scenery from the window.
"I'm so glad that we don't have to hide our marriage anymore, Ani," said Padme with a happy sigh.
"I'm glad too," Anakin agreed. "And now Obi-Wan and Satine won't have to hide their marriage either."
And they stayed there for a little bit longer.
…
Ahsoka sat on a bench, looking up at the beautiful stars.
She felt a hand on her shoulder and looked up to find Bob. He had taken off the ridiculous bathrobe and was just wearing his t-shirt and jeans.
He sat down next to her on the bench. "That was a great wedding, wasn't it?" he asked her.
"Yes… it was…" Ahsoka replied. "Why aren't you saying 'like' anymore?"
Bob shrugged. "I got over it."
"I like it," Ahsoka said, using the word 'like' unintentionally.
"You said 'like'!" Bob exclaimed, laughing.
Ahsoka laughed too. "I didn't do it on purpose!"
Bob nodded. "I know you didn't."
The two stared at the sky for a moment longer.
"Ahsoka…" Bob started, hesitating for a second.
"Yes?" Ahsoka looked into his eyes.
"I was wondering… if you… wondering if you…"
"Just say it, Bob."
"I was wondering if maybe now you'd like to go on a date with me?" Bob finally got out his request. Even in the dim light of the moon, Ahsoka could see his cheeks turn bright red.
Ahsoka smiled and reached up to brush his hair out of his eyes. "Look, Bob, it's very sweet of you. It really is. But, I just don't think it would ever work between the two of us."
Bob's head drooped. "I understand."
Ahsoka placed her fingers at the tip of his chin and lifted his head back up so his eyes met hers. "Thanks for understanding."
Before getting up off the bench, Ahsoka leaned closer and gave him a little kiss on the cheek.
Then she got up and left, leaving Bob starry-eyed.
Just then, Plo walked out of the hotel in his pajamas.
He looked at Bob and said, "Is it almost time for the wedding?"
"Dude," Bob said, "the wedding's over."
Plo's expressionless face was filled with shock and horror and he cried out into the cool, early-fall night:
"NOOOOOOO!"
A traditional NSNW ending if there ever was one! :D I hope you enjoyed the finale! :D
Wondering what happened to everyone after NSNW was over?
Well, Anakin, Ahsoka, Obi-Wan, Rex, Padme, and Satine all went to Earth and now live with me, my best friend, and a couple of OCs in a huge country house in Pennsylvania (none of us actually live there in real life, by the way.) and sometimes the SSBB characters visit. Obi-Wan drank the normal potion and is now completely normal and thinks everyone's insane. Anakin got over his unicorn obsession, though he can't stop making jokes about unicorns all the time. There are some other things that happened to... but you may just have to wait and find out...
Want to know what that means? Well, stay tuned. Because my best friend and I have a fanfic coming up very soon, and trust me, you won't wanna miss it!
Thank you so much to all my wonderful readers who have loyally read through all the craziness and insanity in this story. I apologize if any of you died from laughter. But then, you wouldn't be here reading this, would you? ;)
Thank you again! And May the Force be with you!
~Bluesaber3
(p.s. thanks Liv for helping me with the SSBB characters' lines! I LUV U 8D)