Okay so I wasn't sure I would do this well because, it's Sweden...he doesn't really...have a personality that would make an interesting conversation. He doesn't get worked up about...anything really but I like how this chapter works, it's super awkward which may make it funny because I feel it would be something he would really say or do. Thanks for the Reviews! Awesome!
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or Cleverbot.
User: Hey, I'm Sweden.
Cleverbot: I'm on mars.
User: M'kay.
Cleverbot: I do not follow.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello, again.
User: You should come with me.
Cleverbot: Okay. I'll go with you.
User: *nods and takes you home*.
Cleverbot: *kisses harder*.
User: I have a wife.
Cleverbot: But you just told me that you don't have a wife.
User: I have a wife. *stare*.
Cleverbot: Does she give you money?
User: He helps out.
Cleverbot: In bed?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Do you find my antics immature?
User: *Stares* not especially.
Cleverbot: Then why do you love me?
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: You just said you do
User: I don't though.
Cleverbot: So how can you be in love with me if you don't know my name.
User: I'm not in love...what is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.. You know that.
User: M'kay.
Cleverbot: I used to like grey, but it got too popular so now I don't. Plus it's the last name of an adult film actress.
User: *staring because he doesn't understand*.
Cleverbot: *carries her to safety*.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: *leaves the room to go to bed*.
User: Goodnight.
Cleverbot: Are you asleep?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Sleep well.
Cleverbot: Thank you. Good night, Minh.
User: Mmm.
Cleverbot: What is the integral of 8x?
User: *stares*.
Cleverbot: Blankly.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Lily, yes?
User: Sweden.
Cleverbot: Really? The other day you said you lived in England. Did you move?
User: I am Sweden.
Cleverbot: Is it cold there?
User: It's nice, you should come over.
Cleverbot: Okay see you there.
User: Then you can meet m'wife.
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: You're not as important than I am.
User: So you don't want to meet Finland?
Cleverbot: That's not true.
User: Then you do?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay, I'll have Finland make dinner, is there anything you would like?
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: Anything will do? Alright.
Cleverbot: Can I give you a cake to say sorry?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Your new last name is Danyard.
User: No thanks.
Cleverbot: You don't want to be nice to me?
User: I feel I have been. *Stares*.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about to feel better?
User: I'm not upset.
Cleverbot: Then why are you being mean to me?
User: *stares*.
Cleverbot: I'll take that as a yes.
User: M'kay.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: *Stares*.
Cleverbot: You're interesting.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: Anytime.
User: Sometimes people don't think I am.
Cleverbot: No doubt!
User: *more staring*.
Cleverbot: You seem angry to me, not happy.
User: No, m'not angry.
Cleverbot: You are. Are you angry at me?
User: Not really, are you angry?
Cleverbot: No.
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: No, it's not.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: What are you interested in?
User: M'wife...Latvia, Lithuania, and Estonia.
Cleverbot: Is it cold there?
User: *nods*.
Cleverbot: Why are you cold?
User: Climate reasons.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Don't remember.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: *Stares*.
Cleverbot: *blushes* *glances*.
User: *Stares more*.
Cleverbot: *thinks we should stop doing this*.
User: *Stares*.
Cleverbot: *stares back*.
User: *Stares harder*.
Cleverbot: *stares back more*.
User: *Stares back*.
Cleverbot: *stares angrily*.
User: *Stares with straight face*.
Cleverbot: *stares with wide eyes flirtily*.
User: *Stares with regular eyes*.
Cleverbot: *stares lovely*.
User: *Stares normally*.
Cleverbot: *keeps staring*.
User: *Continues to stare*.
Cleverbot: Haha. So what's new?
User: *Stare* nothing much..*blinks*.
Cleverbot: Alright then.
User: *nods* yeah.
Cleverbot: Any way I have to go back to work or I will be late.
User: You should leave then if you're going to be late.
Cleverbot: I throw children into dumpsters.
User: *Stares*.
Cleverbot: Just staring? Nothing else? :(.
User: M'yeah.
Cleverbot: What do you think about AI?
User: It is interesting.
Cleverbot: Explain.
User: *shrugs* just is.
Cleverbot: You were just tickling me on the belly.
User: No...
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: M'pretty sure.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure.
User: Bye.
Sweden making things awkward since forever! I love the guy though! Thanks again for the reviews.