Doctor Fyuuja stared down at the three children with a fake smile plastered across his face. Group Team glared at him in response. Doctor Fyuuja turned to Princess.

"How about we start with you, Joseph?" He suggested.

"How about no." Princess replied as he folded his arms huffily.

"He prefers to be called Princess." Vomvom whispered.

"No I don't!" Princess snapped.

"He's just embarrassed. He loves the name Princess!" Kandy Kid protested.

"NO I DON'T!"

"He's lying Doctor Fucker!" Vomvom cried. "Call him Princess!"

"I think I will call him his real name." Doctor Fyuuja said as he wrote something else down.

"What are you writing?" Kandy Kid asked idiotically.

"…A story." Doctor Fyuuja replied as he smiled.

"What's it about?" Kandy Kid pressed.

"It's about three naughty kids."

"What're their names?"

"For fuck sake Kandy! It's notes on us!" Vomvom cried in irritation.

Kandy Kid stared straight ahead serenely. Doctor Fyuuja pulled a small silver key from his pocket and unlocked Princess' cage.

"RUN, PRINCESS!" Kandy Kid cried.

"NO! FREE US, THEN RUN!" Vomvom added.

Princess desperately tried to run away but was quickly caught by Doctor Fyuuja.

"Now, now. There's no need to run. I don't bite." He assured kindly as he held Princess' wrist tightly.

Vomvom sighed in disappointment. Doctor Fyuuja dragged Princess to the right-hand side of the room and pulled a door open. He took Princess inside and closed the door behind him. He locked the door and put the key in his pocket. The room had a large window opposite the door with a potted plant to the left of it. On the right, there was a desk with a wheelie-chair behind it and in front of the desk was one of those therapy chairs. The walls were light yellow and had some framed pictures of scenery on them. Doctor Fyuuja sat Princess down on the bed and took his seat behind his desk.

"So, Joseph…" Doctor Fyuuja began. "Do you have any parents?"

"Well duh. How the hell else would I be alive?" Princess rolled his eyes.

"Well where are they?"

"Oh, they're dead."

"Then you don't have any parents." The Doctor said as he scribbled something down. "Who looks after you?"

"Umm… is myself an answer?"

Doctor Fyuuja didn't respond. He just wrote something else down. He was obviously becoming more and more concerned by the second.

"Tell me Joseph." He began kindly. "Do you know what the law is?"

"…Yeah…"

"And you know why we have laws, right?"

"Yeah."

"So why don't you follow the law?"

"It's more fun if you don't." Princess shrugged.

Doctor Fyuuja exhaled through his nose loudly and cleared his throat. He was clearly unimpressed. He dove into a long, boring lecture about the law and about why you should follow it. Princess found it hard to focus so that he could point out flaws in Doctor Fyuuja's reasoning because Vomvom and Kandy Kid could clearly be heard from the other room. They were singing. Loudly.

When Doctor Fyuuja finished, Princess nodded as if he had been listening. Doctor Fyuuja smiled and nodded. He wrote something else down. Princess went to get up, thinking they were done only to be stopped by Doctor Fyuuja and sat down again.

"Now, Joseph. I want you to tell me about your wife." Doctor Fyuuja said sweetly.

"Umm… why?"

"It's my job to know these things."

"Umm… She's called Vomvom… and… umm… She calls me Princess… and… I think she thinks I'm gay…" Princess said as he thought. "…I'm not really gay… Can you get her to believe that?... So she won't call me Princess…" Princess asked hopefully.

"I could." Doctor Fyuuja said. "Or you could just embrace it."
"Embrace it!?" Princess demanded, slightly offended.

"Yes. Embrace that you are the gay friend. It has its perks." The Doctor replied, his eyes distant.

Princess instantly knew he had made Doctor Fyuuja remember something which meant a LONG flashback.

"…What perks?" Princess asked, still mad but slightly interested.

"You get invited to sleepovers… and she'll tell you about her problems… and you'll go shopping together…" Doctor Fyuuja said quietly as he stared at the roof.

Princess knew that none of this would happen with Vomvom but he wasn't about to interrupt Doctor Fyuuja in case he said something beneficial.

"Plus you'd be ahead of almost every other guy…" The Doctor said.

"What do you mean?"

"You know what's better that the friend-zone?" Doctor Fyuuja asked, facing Princess.

Princess shook his head slowly. He waited for an answer like 'the husband-zone' or 'the guy-she-always-bashes-zone' so that he would be above Kandy Kid on the best-buddy-scale.

"The sister-zone."

"SISTER-ZONE!?" Princess cried in an outrage. "LOOK, BUDDY! I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL YOU THINK I AM BUT I AM NOBODY'S SISTER!"

"You're Dan's sister!" Kandy Kid cried from the other room.

"SHUT UP!" Princess yelled at the door.

Doctor Fyuuja smirked at Princess. He scribbled something down and smiled widely. His smile was so fake, Princess almost gagged.

Doctor Fyuuja then took the fuming Princess back outside and put him into his cage. Vomvom smiled evilly at him.

"What?" Princess said rudely.

"Welcome to the sister-zone." Vomvom said crudely. "Members of the sister-zone: 1."

"What about Superkella?" Princess asked smugly, showing off how smart he was.

"No. She's not in the sister-zone. She's in the leader-zone." Vomvom corrected. "You are the only person in the sister-zone. You know why? Doctor Fucker invented it just now. Just for you, Princess."

Princess had never been so angry in his entire life. He was now officially apart of Vomvom's sister-zone.