Chapter 21:

The List

"Ew! Rosalie, you are so . . . ugh!! I can't do that!" Alice whined as she stamped her foot.

"Care to clue me in" I asked Edward.

He just avoided my gaze.

I cleared my throat and he pretended not to notice.

"How long" He asked emotionless.

"Umm . . . 20 seconds" she said and he stiffened.

"What! No! Ew! No, Rosalie, pick something else" Alice ordered.

"Well . . . you could always . . . "

"NO!!!!" They both screamed again.

"Fine, I'll do it" Alice said and Edward sighed resignedly as he nodded too.

They looked at each other and shuddered. Alice suddenly froze . . . a vision. When she 'came back', she and Edward were smiling like crazy.

Alice ran upstairs and came down, seconds later, with blindfolds.

"Nope, you can't use those, all must see" Rosalie said and Edward nearly chucked the dinner table at Rosalie. I could see him eyeing it and Rosalie.

"Don't, I mean, it can't be that bad right?" I said soothingly.

"You have no idea" he said as he walked up to Alice.

"I'm sorry" they whispered. Alice to Jasper, Edward to me.

Sorry? What?

"Might as well get it over with" Edward muttered and then he leaned in . . . and his lips locked with Alice's.

"1 . . . 2 . . . 3" Rosalie counted.

I started getting dizzy until my brain processed what was happening. Rosalie dared Edward to make out with Alice. I tensed and then came a reflex. I grabbed a flower vase and . . . I lunged at Rosalie.

"11 . . .12 . . .13 . .oof!" She said as I landed on her.

"Rosalie, you suck!" I said as I tilted the vase over her, water and flowers landing all over her.

"AAAAAAHHH!!!! MY HAIR!!" she yelled as she jumped.

I know I should have felt bad but it looked pretty hilarious. Rosalie totally soaked and trying to get tulips out of her hair.

"ROSALIE!!" Alice and Edward yelled.

"Okay! 19 . . .20" she said and they immediately flew off each other.

Edward ran to me and Alice to Jasper.

"That's going to leave some scarring" Edward murmured as I hugged him.

"I'm curious though, what was the other dare?" he tensed up immediately.

"Nothing . . . it was . . . nothing"

"Edward"

"Nothing" he said in denial.

"Fine, Alice?" I asked.

"No way Bella. That's for me and Edward to know only"

"Oh come on darling. Tell us ya'll little secret" Jasper said in his accent.

"Yeah Edward . . . please?" I begged.

They were both about to crack. They shared a glance and finally Edward nodded. Alice huffed but leaned in to whisper something in Jasper's ear. Edward did the same.

"We either had to do that or . . . Alice had to make out with you and I had to with Jasper" he finished.

I jumped up.

"Rosalie! You're sick and such a pervert" Jasper said what was on my mind.

"Hey, a dare's a dare" she said as she walked over to Emmett.

"Not happening" Edward said immediately, jumping from me and running to Rosalie.

"3 yards Rosalie" he warned as he stood in front of Emmett. She huffed and sat down.

"Okay, it's . . . Emmett's turn" Alice said.

He got a mischievous glint in his eyes.

"Alice, I dare you to walk around the entire mall and not buy anything" he said and we all gasped.

There was no way Alice could do that. I looked at her but she just smiled.

"And no one can buy anything for you" Edward added.

"Oh come on Edward! It's not your turn!" Alice said as she threw a fit.

"Okay, Alice, you have to walk around the whole mall and not buy, order or have someone buy you anything" he rephrased.

I looked at Alice and wasn't surprised to find her curled in a ball.

"That didn't happen. Bloomingdales. Dress. Shopping" she mumbled as she rocked.

Jasper comforted her. After 10 minutes, I was exasperated so I took the list from her hands.

"Okay, Jasper, you're the last dare" I said.

Then, I grabbed the list of the dares we had to do. I didn't want to write it and mess up the perfectly written sheet but I knew Alice wouldn't so I wrote it down.

8. Alice must walk around the whole mall and not buy anything, order anything or have anyone buy her anything

Jasper seemed to think it over.

"Emmett . . . I dare you to dress up as barney and sing his theme song in front of Jessica's window . . . with her watching" he said and we all burst out laughing including Alice.

She was laughing the most.

"Payback sucks" she said between laughs.

"Okay . . . so . . .now what?" I asked.

"Well my dear Bella, now we must complete all the dares of course" she said as she took out her list and placed it on the table.

I looked at it in horror.

1. Rosalie must keep 3 yards away from Emmett - All day

2. Edward must dump Bella in a lake

3. Bella must kiss Jacob for 25 seconds in the bathing suit she's wearing

4. Bella changes

5. Jasper and Bella eat lunch - 3 courses for Jasper

6. Jasper must buy an engagement ring, go to a couple in the mall, flirt with the guy and then propose to him

7. Bella changes

8. Alice must walk around the whole mall and not buy anything, order anything or have anyone buy her anything

9. Emmett must buy a Barney costume, go to Jessica's house and sing Barney's theme song to her

10. Bella changes

11. Rosalie must kiss Carlisle when he gets home for 10 seconds - everyone must be aware and Carlisle may not be drugged, blindfolded or anything.

A/N

THE LIST!!! HAhahaha . . .doesn't sound as threatning as I thought it would. So what sis you think. Rosalie';s a pervert as usual but Emmett is cruel. I can't wait to write the scene when Rosalie has to do # 11. Major awkwardness. Only a few more months until Eclipse! I can't wait! The Lightining THief comes out presidents day so I'm looking forward to that too! Anyway, I'm so happy . . . . so you know how I said that I had my music thing (Solo and Ensemble) coming up . . . well it was today. I got a Superior for my trio, a Superior for my quartet and I'm still waiting for my solo. YAY!!! I'm so happy. Luv you all guys. See that little button down there. . . .click it. You know you want to . . . cliack it! =p

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