Hunger Games Abridged, Chapter 21!
Hello there fanfictioners! I TOLD YOU I'D UPDATE FASTER! AHAHAH! Once again, thanks to the reviewers! This is the second or third last chapter before the ending of this fanfic! And yes, I WILL DO CATCHING FIRE ABRIDGED!
I HAVE A NEW ANNOUNCEMENT AND IT IS ACTUALLY VERY VERY IMPORTANT! I am going to start something called "Reviewers awards" (INSPRED BY RANDOM ENCOUNTERS WITH THEIR VIEWER REWARDS! I LOVE THESE GUYS!). Basically, if I get a certain amount of reviews, a reward of a new one shot of anything fandom that I've read! Further details on my profile!
skyflower51: It's one of my favorite songs too! AUGHHH LES MISERABLES! I CRIED AT THE ENDING DURING THE CREDITS!
writing-noobie: I'm sorry, but that really sucks. Read in private if you have to
HazelFireSky: I know! But I'm sorry, I'm on the side of the HG fandom where she DID commit suicide. Sorry
katnisspotter713: Yeah. That's rolling in the deep...*FACEPALM*
CrystalSilvera: YES I WILL TRY! I PROMISE! And yes Peeta is a stalker
Lime Green Squirrel: YES. IT DOES!
15: I can't do the cup thing very well. BUT I LOVE CHRISTINA PERRI TOO!
Wetstar: IDK either. Yep. Definately true
WildCitrusSunflower: I love both! ERMAGHERSHNESS!
Dustpool: I'm lost...I got so confused reading your review...sorry...
(Katniss wakes up and Peeta staring at her creepily. She stands up and backs away)
Peeta: KATNISS. NO COME BACK HERE SO I CAN LOVE YOU!
Katniss: NOOOO! NOOO! YOU'RE A CREEP! (dances in the rain) SINGIN IN THE RAIN! SINGIN IN THE RAIN!
(Peeta tackles her and wrestles her back inside the cave)
Katniss: NOT FAIR! YOU CAN THROW FLOUR OF 1OO POUNDS! IT'S ERMAGHERSHNESS NOT FAIR!
Peeta: That's how things are lil' lady (bows his cowboy hat at her)
Katniss: (stares)
Peeta: Hey not my fault! BLAME THE REVIEWERS!
Katniss: I HATE YOUUUU!
(Me: *takes a bow*)
Katniss: ersh. Anyways, I'm starving! And sick. And tired. And cold.
Peeta: Me too. I HATE MY LIFEEE ARGHHH!
Katniss: I'M JUST A KID AND MY LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE! I'M JUST KID AND I KNOW THAT IT'S NOT FAIR!
Peeta: Hey! I HAD A CRAZY WITCH OF A MOTHER!
(Back in District 12)
Peeta's mom: MOTHER KNOWS BEST! LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER! IT'S A SCARY WORLD OUT THERE!)
(Back to the arena)
Peeta: I have a feeling my mom is pissed now
Katniss: No really Sherlock
Peeta: Elementary dear Watson
Katniss: OH MY GOSH! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF! ITS KATNISS! NOT CATNIP, OR KATNISSA OR WATSON! KATNISS. A WATER FLOWER GOSH!
Peeta: So does that mean I can't call you dandelion even though I loved you for like ever and I watched you walk home every day?
Katniss: UM...Wasn't there supposed to be some huge dialogue about that?
Peeta: Yeah, but the author here is just WAY too lazy to write it all cause she has other things to do
Katniss: Well I have better things to do, but NOOOOOOO! I GET STUCK HERE!]
Peeta: RED! THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN!
Katniss: (stares)
Peeta: BLACK! The dark of ages past!
(Haymitch yells: THAT'S IN MOCKINGJAY YOU IDIOT!)
Katniss: What?!
ME: HAYMITCH! NO! NO SPOILER ALERTS! NO MORE LIQUOR FOR YOU!
(I take away Haymitch's liquor and he kinda faints)
Peeta: Sorry. I feel like Cosette. And Gale is Eponine
(BACK IN DISTRICT 12)
(Gale walking in the rain)
Gale: on my own...pretending she's beside me. All alone, I walk with her...till morning...
Me: NOT YET! SHEESH! THIS ISN'T REVEALED TILL THE SECOND BACK NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Back to the arena...)
Katniss: Well, Peeta, what choice do we have?
Peeta: We always have choices
Katniss: So the choice to creep on me is extremely relevant here?
Peeta: No...
Katniss: Wow, you're dumber then you look. C'mon loser, I'll explain
Katniss: (Sings)
Now I know, he'll appear
Cause there are rules and there are strictures
I believe the storybooks I read by candlelight
My white knight, my knight and his steed
Will look just like these pictures!
It won't be long now, I guarantee!
Peeta: Whose the white knight?
Katniss: Depends. Depends what I say will get us food already!
(A note from Haymitch comes)
Haymitch: KISS HIM ALREADY!
Katniss: (hisses) NOT YET! Anyways, I think I have a choice here
Peeta: Well, I love you. And nothing will change that
Katniss: And you don't have anyone to compete
(Clove's spirit comes outta nowhere)
Clove: Actually, technically, the competition is Gale and Cato. Have you seen the two? HOTTIES!
(It fades)
Katniss: Awkward...
Peeta: ANYWAYS, what were you saying?
Katniss: I forgot
Peeta: Well, I don't have much competition here...
Katniss: You don't have much competition anywhere...
(They kiss and a crapload of food arrives and a cannon fires)
(They break apart)
Katniss: Well, it seems thats done. And Thresh is probably dead...
(The screen in the sky shows Thresh rapping and he's pretty much dead0
Katniss: And here I thought, he couldn't rap
Peeta: HE AINT THE ONLY ONE! HIT IT!
Peeta: IF I WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND I'D NEVER LET YOU GO!
Katniss: PEETA SHUT UP! Do you hear the people sing?
Peeta: WHAT
Katniss: Lost in the valley of the night?
Peeta: Ummm...
Katniss: IT IS THE MUSIC OF A PEOPLE
Peeta: Of what people?
Katniss: WHO ARE CLIMBING TO THE LIGHT!
(Peeta just begins eating as Katniss sings the song in Thresh's honor)
Katniss: Will you join in our crusade? Who will be strong and stand with me? Somewhere beyond the barricade is there a world you long to see! DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING? SAY DO YOU HEAR THE DISTANT DRUMS! IT IS THE FUTURE THAT WE BRING WHEN TOMORROW COMES!
Peeta: (Breaks out into song) TOMORROW! TOMORROW! I LOVE YA! TOMORROW! YOU'RE ALWAYS A DAYYYY! AWAYYYYY!
Katniss: Peeta?
Peeta: Yes?
Katniss: No. Just...no
Peeta: (poker face)
AND THE END OF ANOTHER CHAPTER! PLEASE REVIEW!