A/N: Chapter twenty-one here. Sorry for the long wait. Hope you enjoy. End A/N

This was it. This was the time of truth. The time of yearning. The time... of everything. I began to walk up to the first bookshelf, and looked at one of the books.

"Of all the Chuck Norris videos I have seen, this will not top them." I moved back a little, time seeming to slow down. The eerie silence seemed to echo in the wind, as simple sounds from movements seemed to be over-dramatized. I looked at the bookshelf, all cool-like and stuff lul.

"Fus...

Ro...

DAH!" I grabbed a book, and began reading it.

'Chapter one. I heard them from the other room, my parents, debating what to do with me. My final test score averages for the whole school year had come in. Upt guess he failed. He sucks story sucks.' I threw the book behind me, it thudding on the ground behind me.

"I should-" I was cut off by a thudding near the door-way. I looked in that direction, to find the grey mare at the open door-way.

"Why'd you leave?" She asked, seeming a little sad.

"I didn't leave." I proceeded to put on a pair of shades. "I just went some place else."

"..I guess that makes sense... but I need you to follow me! There's something I have to show you!"

"Is it KFC!?"

"No. You'll see!" She then walked out, me following. As I looked outside, I found it had stopped raining. 'That was quick.'

"I just realized something." I stated as we walked.

"What?" She responded.

"I'm quite stupid." I then slammed by head against the ground, knocking me out.

I woke up, and found myself inside the land of Weegee.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO." I quickly jumped down a hole, seemingly falling endlessly. I looked around, and suddenly I found myself inside Ponyville.

"That was quick." I began walking, and noticed Twilight. She walked toward me, seeming very pissed.

"YOU!" She yelled, quickly trotting up to me.

"YOU!" I yelled back, before ripping one of my fingers. "Wut." I proceeded to eat it.

"I SAW WHAT YOU DID! I'VE HAD IT JAKAR! YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME!" She shouted.

"Wut u gonna do my mate?" Her horn then began to glow.

"I'M GOING TO MAKE YOUR MIND SANE, NO MATTER WHAT GOSH DARN CONSEQUENCES THERE ARE!"

"lol. At least I'm in a dream. So long my pissed friend! Trollololololol~" I proceeded to jump up, landing inside someone's random house. I picked up the compressed air, and began blowing off all the dust.

"Yeah...oh yes...yes dust yes..." I then threw the container at the wall, before looking around. "With this plate of cookies, I will not do anything." I ran up to a wall, and ran into it.

I woke up, and opened my eyes. I found a pair of shitted up yellow eyes looking back at me, from that same grey mare.

"What the hell is wrong with your eyes." I stated flatly, her seeming to winch in response. She then got up, before running off. "Ah shit. I believe I may have possibly and most likely done something that was not good at all." I watched her run off, before she started flying upwards. I found I couldn't shrug it off, so I took a random pill from my pocket. I proceeded to eat it.

"I have no idea what this is going to do." I looked around, and saw all the members of Awolnation in the distance. "I'm confused now." I began to walk off in a random direction, hearing Sail.

As I was walking, I came across the light-blue mare with the rainbow mane after around ten minutes.

"Ohmahgerd." I stated, seeing her. She then looked at me.

"Huh? Oh... Hey." She said flatly.

"Why you no like me?"

"What? I like you. I mean, wait..." She trailed off, trying to think of what she just said.

"LOL. You just dun got confused." I then began to walk off.

"Wait." She responded, stopping me.

"Ahuheh?" I asked, looking back at her.

"I saw Derpy crying earlier. Do you have anything to do with that?" She asked.

"Derpy? Who da fuq is that?"

"A grey mare. Yellow mane and tail. Yellow eyes that are a little derped."

"..Ah yes the one with the shitted up eyes. I asked her what the hell is wrong with her eyes, I think. I remember shit lulz." She then looked at me sternly.

"You hurt her feelings! She's sensitive whenever someone asks her what's wrong with her eyes."

"Juicy Fruit?"

"You should go apologize. And don't make me force you."

"I like trains." I then grabbed onto the train that came by, from pure coincidence I was standing right next to train tracks. I held on to it for around fifteen seconds, until I got a decent distance away, and dropped off. I looked to see Rainbow flying towards me.

'Mmm come at me.' I went behind a random pony's house, and entered the back-door, closing it and locking it. I looked ahead of me to see a dark pink mare with a light-ish pink mane and tail.

"Ah! What are you and what are you doing in my house!?" She loudly asked, startled.

"I'm the cleaner. I will clean all your things and steal all your stuffs." I replied. 'Because that's what house cleaners really do.'

"Get out!" She proceeded to pull out a shotgun.

"Whoa shit that was un-expected." I stated quickly, moving back and exiting the back-door, closing it. I then turned around, to see Rainbow Dash. "I can't do anything right."

"That's it. I'm forcing you to apologize to her." She stated, lifting me up, as she began to fly into the sky.

"If you drop me I will be pissed." I replied, seeing myself being lifted off the ground.

"Don't tempt me." She responded sternly, flying off in a random direction.

"I also like fans."

I found myself being thrown in-front of a door, skidding slightly on the ground.

"Go apologize Jakar." Rainbow stated. "This is Derpy's house."

"Alrightly." I replied, more cheery than usual. 'Mark my letters, I will get you back for throwing me on the ground Rainbow. Mark my god damn letters.' I proceeded to get up and walk to the door. As I approached, I just opened the door and walked inside.

"You could at least knock you know!" Rainbow responded, but I closed the door on her. I looked around, to see a fairly normal looking house. 'I will just stand here until something of interest happens.'

Eventually the grey mare, who I remembered somehow as Derpy, came walking down a set of stairs, looking confused. She saw me, and frowned.

"What do you want." She stated flatly, her eyes slightly red from what I presumed was crying.

"Under direct orders which have been forced upon me by a mare named Rainbow Dash, I must apologize for something I said awhile ago I don't even remember." I replied. She just looked at me.

"So Rainbow had to force you to apologize? Why didn't you just do it on your own?" She asked, still seeming sad.

"I didn't know my mate. I was just asking question. I no not know this would've happen."

"..What? I didn't get that."

"Of course you didn't." I said, smiling slightly. "Now I'll be off. Hopefully you dun gone feel better." I then turned around, opening the front door and walking outside. "Warp skip." I proceeded to throw a glowing rock at the ground, teleporting me.

I appeared inside a tree. "Oh shit. Looks like I'm stuck here for awhile."

A/N: Chapter that is half of 42 over. Hope you enjoyed. End A/N