A/N: This contains a fair amount of Allen and Lo Fwa bashing. Is it Lo Fwa or Lo Hwa? They kept changing it in the books. Oh well. I do not own DGM.
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Once everybody was settled, Komui re-shuffled the numbers and drew number 16, who was Lo Fwa. She had worse stage fright than Miranda, and was dragged onstage by Li Kei, who then commenced to videotape the whole. Entire. Performance. Just to annoy her. She'd never live it down if she sang badly.
Nervously, Lo Fwa made her way to the machine who still liked joking around and took six minutes just to put the song title up, to drag out Lo Fwa's time. She stood there beyond nervous, and willed the words to go faster. The title of the song was "Hey Stephen" by Taylor Swift.
Hey Stephen I know looks can be deceivin'
But I know I saw a light in you.
And as we walked, we were talkin' I didn't say
Half the things I wanted to.
Of the girls who throw their rocks
At you windows
I'll be the one waiting there
Even when it's cold.
Hey Stephen you might have me beleivin'
I don't always have to be alone
'Cuz I can't help it if you look like an angel
Can't help it if I wanna kiss you in the rain
So, come feel this magic
I've been feelin' since I met you
Can't help it if there's no one else
Ooh I can't help myself
Hey Stephen I've been holdin' back this feelin'
So I got some things to say to you
I've seen it all, so I thought
I'd never find someone who shines the way you do
The way you walk, way you talk
Way you say my name
It's beautiful wonderful, don't you ever change
Hey Stephen, why're people always leaving?
I think you and I should stay the same.
'Cuz I can't help it if you look like and angel
Can't help it if I wanna kiss you in the rain
So come feel this magic
I've been feelin' since I met you
Can't help it if there's no one else
Mmm, I can't help myself
They're dimming the street lights, you're perfect to me
Why aren't you here tonight?
I'm waiting alone now, so come on and come out
And pull me near, and shine, shine, shine…
Hey Stephen I can give you 50 reasons
Why I should be the one you choose.
All those other girls, well they're beautiful
But would they write a song for you?
'Cuz I can't help it if you look like an angel
Can't help it if I wanna kiss you in the rain
So, come feel this magic
I've been feelin' since I met you
Can't help it if there's no one else
Mmm, I can't help myself
If you look like an angel
Can't help it if I wanna kiss you in the rain
So, come feel this magic
I've been feelin' since I met you
Can't help it if there's no one else
Mm, I can't help myself
Can't help myself
I can't help myself
Mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm
Clapping started and Lo Fwa blushed as she scurried offstage. Li Kei and puppy Shifu looked completely traumatized. Allen looked completely oblivious.
"Who's Stephen?" Allen asked Li Kei.
In response he just stared and said "You probably don't want to know."
"Alright, now that we have, like, forty more people singing, let's get this show on the road. Up next is number 675--- My Lenalee!!"
"Stop that, Nii-san!" she said, exasperated.
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A/N: I hate that song. I always skip it on my iPod, but I was too busy trying to finish my cosplay shirt to really pay attention. So I listened to it and now can't get it outta my head. Bleh. But I finished my shirt so I'm excessively happy. (I'm cosplaying as Road, by the way.) Plz continue to review!