Hey Undyne you stole Sans's line. He's the one that says "What the 'heck' is up."(sorry no bad words)

"Who cares?" Undyne screamed. "I've got a date with Alphys!"

Next Asker:

To Asgore

I wish to apologize for the harshness in my question. But I am proud of you. A good kimg realizes when they have made a mistake. A great king acknowleges and will attempt to correct said mistake. You truly are the greatest of kings. You have earned my respect *bows before Asgore* you are first I have ever knealed before.

"But why are you bowing to me?" Asgore asked through tears. "I've slaughtered countless humans, and we keep going at this war…Not only that, but now my sons are fighting that Temmie."

To Alpys.

"I-it's Alphys."

You however are in dire need of a wake up call! But let me see if I understand this correctly. You are simply following orders yes? Research the holocaust. Its is one of humanity's darkest sins. One that far surpasses what humanity did to monsters. The greatest sins have been committed by 'men just following orders'. But by all means ignore the thousands that have died, ignore the countless spouses that grieve for their lost belove, ignore the countless kids that won't understand why daddy or mommy are not coming home. Ignore that fathers must burry their sons, ignore that brothers have perished in others arms. After all you are just folling orders. Please enjoy your date.

"O-oh my…I-I didn't know this part of humanity was p-possible. H-h-h-hurting themselves I mean. Religeons being locked up. People that can't help they way they're made being blamed for such nonsense! And the Americans, locking up Japenese Americans because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor? But they didn't do anything wrong. A-Asgore should know about this immediatally!"

Undyne you are quite amusing you know that? And so easily manipulated. My advice to correct that fatal flaw is to let go of your pride. You are strong, one of the strongest monsters there is, why should what what anyone says bother you. If I was to call you a coward does it make it true? No! So ignore negative comments. Pride kills! Also Were you really that upset that I mispelled your name that you actally gave me permission to stalk you If I get It right? Alright we have a deal.

"Well, I didn't have any say it that and you got my name right, so. Great, now I have a stalker."

To temmie that wants to go to college.

I am taking you to a place to learn! *Grabs Temmie and telports*

"yAYA! Tem finly go to cool leg! tEM lern to sell tEM aRMORE!"

To Toriel

Language? I believe I was using english. *grins cheekily*

"Yes, but it was harsh english!"

I am actully curious as to your thoughts on the war. In fact, please read the comment I gave Alphys. While I hate to be harsh, I really like to be the nice guy, I really do, but sometimes to prevent worse actions one must be harsh. I'm sure as a parent you can relate

"Yes, sometimes it is hard to take care of children and I must be brash."

though if I have overstep my boundries I apologize. But onto other matters. *teleports the temmie thays wants to go to college*

"hOI quen! tEM go to cool leg! lern to sell tEM aRMORE!"

this Temmie wishes to go to college but cannot due to no prior certfiable education. And what could be better than being taught by a queen as lovey as you? If needing further convincing you could think of it as a practice run for your teaching career.

"Oh, thank you! I will take good care of this Temmie."

Also please check up on Alphys like right now! She has a date to prepare for and might need to be comforted because of my actions. Like I said I do not like to be cruel or mean and I think my presents would only worsen her mood. I will understand if you do not wish to speak to me again.

"Oh, I'll check up on Alphys if she needs me. She'll always call me on my cell phone she made. Though you've been very helpful with my family and I."

Hey Asriel how are you?

"Well, not too shabby with the Omega Temmie fight."

I find it interest that had it not been because of my actions you would have died. what are your thoughts on this?

"Wow, thanks I guess…"

Next Asker:

So I just did a mass murder and...

*throws millions of souls into the air*

Have fun! *Laughs*

Frisk has fainted. Determination/Game Over begins to resonate through the room.

Mettaton kiss me

"Well, if you want one darling, I'm afriad I'm busy putting human flesh into my cakes. After it though~!" Mettaton Neo explained.

Hey Frisk I ask you to kiss Sans. You know you want to…

"Which o- Ah, who am I kidding? Sans! Get over here!"

"which one?" MHW Sans asked.

"Rebirth."

"ah, he's currently fighting temmies."

"Tell him to get over here when he gets the chance."

Hey are the Temmies still riding vulcans and shooting flamethrowers?

If so, then here is a solution: *Lures Temmies with tem flakes*

The Temmies are subdued now. "well, looks like frisk wanted to see me." Rebirth Sans teleported to Frisk.

She stood up. Leaned in, and gave him a kiss. "!?"

"Run Chara! I need to RUN! WHERE'S THE DETERMINATION?"

"ah, uh…" Sans puts his arms into the air before fainting. "finally!"

Chara you should use some of those souls to turn into a hot girl so I can kiss you.

"Wha- no! Not with Frisk watching!" Chara shouted. "Besides, I don't need any souls!"

"But would you smooch a ghost asker?" Mettaton asked.

Prince Chara, Potatoes are determination because they are... Um... I don't know, potatoes? It's hard to explain. Something about the type of photosynthesis, as apposed to Sea Grass. *glances at Alphys* And no, my Gaster Blaster was magic, because of the potato's magical aura.

"Well, that's a thing that I should know about while fighting a PHOTOSHOP TEMMIE AND THE UNIVERSE IS SPLITTING APART!"

Hey Judge Sans, do you need help with the temmies?

"no, i just need frisk to kiss me again~"

*Plays moglovonio*

"AAAHHHHHHHH! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!"

There, now you have no ears. Wait, you didn't in the first place. Shoot.

"well, my ear drums are bleeding."

Royal Guard Undyne, I meant the game, Call of Duty (abbreviated to CoD) like the fish (ey? EYY?)

"I thought Sans was supposed to be the 'funny' guy."

Ambassador Frisk, sorry, I didn't understand before. Fortunately, I have an idea. Fill yourself with determination, then get Alphys to extract some. Rinse and repeat, until you have enough to do whatever.

"Well, I'm just getting Chara to get me DETERMINATION form Alphys." Frisk said as she watched the Titan fight.

"Oh right! Alphys!" Undyne relized and ran to her date.

Meanwhile… in Center Of Reality Erased…

Ex-Royal scientist Gaster, I guess that makes sense. However, you said the author is omnipotent. Can they see me?

"Well, I never stated that, but yes. The author can see everyone. However they exist in a similar plane that you askers reside in. Something they like to call, 'Beyond the 4th Wall.'" MHW Gaster explained. "By the way, Rebirth Gaster/Goopy Stutterer is still in Untime. Perhaps someone can help him out soon when the Rebirth timeline comes back."

Royal Guard Trainee Papyrus, the Spaghetti monster basically kills, a lot. But, we use the Holy Sauce to contain it's delicious power.

"NYOO HOO HOO! I'M GONNA KILL IT THEN!" Papyrus summoned his Bravery and Kindness blasters. The colors that could describe him the best. "WHERE IS IT!?"

King Asgore, Why are you called fluffy buns?

"I've never heard myself being called that."

CHARSRIEL FLOWDREE, ooh can I join? *pulls out sniper rifle* Nice name, BTW.

"Just let us kill this thing and be done with it! Also thanks."

Sans have you ever seen steins; gate? If not I think you'll find it l...erm relateable.

"no. i don't really watch movies. i watch the skies."

Chara didn't you say bringing au's into this ask- blog would make it explode?

"Basically. But as long as no one brings in the 'flying spaghetti monster,' or the 'one-eyed flying purple people eaters.'" Chara explained. "Okay! I found the DETERMINATION!"

Finally *summons the flying spaghetti monster*

BYE!

"Hurry and use it!" Chara shouted. "I think Papyrus is fighting a living spaghetti monster and actually killing it!"

"I'm working on it!" Frisk shouted back

"STAY AWAY FROM MY FRIENDS, FIEND!" Blasts were heard from above.

"And done!" Frisk said. "I'm going to miss this place. You and Sans should fill Skele-me on what happened."

"It's so sad that I'm losing you." Chara whispered.

"Don't worry! You have Skele-me! She's the exact version of me!"

"True." Chara smirked. "Only she didn't kiss Sans."

"Thank God for that. I don't even know if he feels that way about me. I was too embarrased."

"Wait, before you go and stop yourself…" Chara kissed Frisk on the mouth. Before she pushed Frisk onto the RESET and brought her back to when Skele-Frisk was about to intercept Asriel and Chara.

Now everything goes back to the way it was before this AU! Except, Gaster's still in Untime. So someone might want to help him. Or not. Your call!