Chapter 20

(Bob P.O.V Cause We Love Him.)

Chauffering Tiffany around was the worst day of my life. I wasn't even a real chauffer. Even since she's pregnant she's a maor bitch. Get back with Kendall already. I screamed in my head. If only her father wasn't Wes Stone and a mother wasn't a posionus snake. Hiding from them wouldn't be the best idea. One of my friends did that and he's now in a deep coma and it has been several years plus. I thought about running to Mexico, but sadly remembered I'm not even allowed to leave the country. Sad? Very. Annoying? Very. Wants to kill off Tiffany? Priceless. Her father won't let anything happen to his 'precious daughter' PFFFFFFT precious my ass.

How I came to this you ask? Well it started when I was living on the farm with my very sick mother. My father abanoded us and my brothers ran off with some rich girls. Their mega millionares by the way. Anyhow I stayed behind with my mother waiting for dad to bring the milk he was supposed to bring five years ago. I already knew he wasn't coming back, but my mom on the other hand had very high hopes on 'dad' returning. I didn't want to pop my mom's bubble even though I wanted to so bad. My mother of course had that very bad cancer. She was on the verge of dying. SHe'll keep telling me these sad depressing stories and I just want to hide in the barn with the animals that are still alive, but I couldn't. I knew what I had to do.

Weeks passed and so did mom and she still wasn't getting any betteer than how she was before. All you could see was her bones. She wouldn't eat no matter how hard I forced her. Finally I just gave up and took a walk outside. Only if only I followed behind my brothers or for that matter my father five years ago when he asked me. I sighed wishing for a wish that will never come. That's when I met Wes Stone. He offered me the best job ever. I didn't have to do much, but chauffer his pregnant wife at the time and their future child. I was game for it, because they paid very well. As soon as I had gotten my first pay from Wes I took my mom to the best of the best doctors. They cured her and she was healthy again. That made me happy. Ufortunaltley I had to stay with Wes and his family. Tat didn't bother me at all and I get to see my mother everyday. Not bad. I thought. I could live like this forever. I spoke to soon. When their daughter was born she was just the sweetest thing ever. She even called me Uncle Bob. I hate that Uncle shit. As she gotten older she turned into a Killer that her father trained, helped raised and loved as the mother taught her all the posions in the book and of course the cures. Tiffany praticed for hours and hours on random creatures outside of her domain.

As long as she didn't bother me with that load of shit. I'm good. Thankfuly that never happened and we both went on about our business.

"Uncle Boooooooooooooooooooob." She strectched out my name which makes it sound awkwardly weird.

"Yeah Tiffany." I answered.

"Are we there yet?" She asked. We was on our way to Canada where she can kill her baby daddy who doesn't know the meaning of a condom Kendall. I didn't want to hear the story. I just picked the shit out I actually wanna hear.

"No Tiffany." I told her. "Jusst a few more miles." I said that somewhere before. Oh right five hours ago. She's annoying, but her mom is worse. When I first met her mom I thought I was gonna die. Wes kept staring at me like he was going to kill me if I touch his husband. I'm married now. Been for the last five years to this one woman. No one else just here. Yeah that's me A One Man Woman. Not band. Heath slater is a buzz kill with that shit. I can't stand him.

Six hours, one bathroom stop, two cupcakes, and some glitter? later, we finally made it to Canada. I quickly drove to the hotel. It was the Canadian version of the W whatever that is but we were here and this is where we split until she calls me by phone.

"BYE Tiffany!" I yelled out the window as she waved back. I drove off quickly before she can do anything else.

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