How You Doing Insane Gang!
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All of their hard work and dedication led them to this moment. At precisely 8 o'clock at night will be the final race to prove who can make it to districts as some might call it.
Hiccup and the gang really trained their butts off the last days before tonight.
Snotlout was very confident that the team could easily wipe the floor with everyone so natural he bet money. The pot was over 200 dollars and Snotlout put in a quarter of his own personal money.
Hiccup not wanting to ever disappoint anyone added that on the reasons why they had to win which only increased his worry.
Toothless told his worry-wart of a brother to relax a bit instead of practicing and thinking about it to much.
To Hiccup's annoyance he seemed to be the only one who actually seemed nervous about tonight.
"I can't believe any of you are worried about tonight." Hiccup huffed.
"What is there to be worried about in the first place?" Brandr questioned.
"What if some freak thing happens and we are injured like Astrid was?"
Brandr gave Toothless a look. The two friends silently communicating to each other about Hiccup.
Toothless nodding in agreement stood up from his comfy spot on the living room couch.
Hiccup quirked an eyebrow at their unusual silence.
Brand followed right behind Toothless as they made their way towards Hiccup.
"Um, what are you guys doing?"
Toothless and Brandr stopped side by side right in front of Hiccup. They both looked down upon him as he was sitting on the other side of the couch.
Toothless and Brandr glanced at each other once before nodding their heads.
Toothless grabbed a hold of Hiccup's body as Brandr got his legs.
Hiccup was picked up with a startled yelp.
Of course his parents weren't here to help him out of his predicament.
"Sorry Hiccup but this is for your own good." Toothless grunted.
"Yeah, you need to relax." Brandr agreed with him.
Toothless opened the door to exit the house.
Hiccup first struggled to get out of their tight grip but quit after realizing he can't escape the 100 combined pounds of muscle.
They walked for a bit down the street with people giving weird looks as they passed.
They stopped when they got to a modest looking house.
All three knew who this house belonged too but Hiccup didn't want to believe it.
It makes sense though, you want to make someone relax you take he/she to the most uncaring and lazy people.
Hiccup hoped they would take him to Astrid's house to relax, he could think of a few things they could do together as he was being carried but alas it wasn't true.
The boys took Hiccup to the home of the most uncaring lazy people in Berk, Ruffnut and Tuffnut.
Everyone in school knew that Ruff and Tuff were the most lazy in school, some wonder why they even go to school at all.
"Why are we here." Hiccup asked slightly annoyed.
"We are here to get you to relax and who is better at doing nothing than Ruff and Tuff?" Toothless explained.
Brandr knocked on the door and heard a faint come in.
Ruffnut and Tuffnut were on their small couch upside down watching tv.
A faint trail of smoke came from Tuffnut's room that made its way into the living room.
They both flipped right side up to see who came to visit them.
Ruffnut spread her arms wide to gesture to their entire house.
"Welcome to our house, Tooth, H, and Bran." Tuffnut greeted them.
"Hey twins." They all greeted.
"What brings you guys here?" Ruffnut asked.
"We have a mission for you two." Toothless started.
"We need you two to help Hiccup relax."
The twins cast a look to each other.
"Is that even possible?" Tuffnut asked.
Hiccup glared at them.
"You guys are the most lazy uncaring teens all in Berk." Brandr explained.
Ruffnut nodded and glanced at Tuffnut.
"They do have a point."
Tuffnut clapped his hands together.
"Okay we'll do it."
Toothless and Brandr dropped Hiccup unceremoniously on the couch.
Brandr let out a sigh in relief.
"Thank the Gods he won't stop worrying about tonight." Brandr pointed out.
"What's tonight?" Tuffnut asked.
Hiccup face-palmed.
"You two can't be serious?" Hiccup replied back exasperated.
They just looked at him with blank looks.
Hiccup sighed irritably.
"Tonight is the final race to see who will get into Districts." Hiccup explained.
"Ohhhh." They both replied back in understanding.
"So anyways you two need to keep Hiccup relaxed and not to think about the race." Toothless explained.
"Sure, sure we got this." Ruffnut assured them.
Before exiting out of the house Brandr said he will pick him up in an hour and a half which should plenty of time.
"Okay what are you guys going to make me do?" Hiccup asked while turning back around to face them.
"We have to take it slow, the best way to relax is just watching some tv." Tuffnut stated.
They made Hiccup lay down on one of the couches while the twins went back in their position of being upside down.
Hiccup was cool in watching a little tv but 30 minutes into it he started to get fidgety.
He played with the drawstrings on his black hoodie to keep his hands occupied.
After 3 minutes of fidgeting he couldn't handle it anymore.
"Okay thats it I'm going home." Hiccup sighed and hopped off the couch heading towards the door.
Some how the twins were able to beat him to it blocking his way out.
Ruffnut put her hand up effectively stopping Hiccup's advances.
"Whoa there Hiccup, Toothless and Brandr specifically told us not to let out of our sight. " Ruffnut declared.
Hiccup crossed his arms over his chest.
"Well can we do something then?" "I am bored our of my mind."
Tuffnut smirked in thought.
"I think I have an idea."
"Oh please you with an idea, I doubt it." Ruffnut started.
Tuffnut just glared at her.
"I say we pay Snotlout a visit."
Understanding the meaning behind his tone Ruffnut smirked evilly and nodded rubbing her hands together.
Hiccup never really taking part in the twins scheming scrunched up his nose in confusion.
"What do you mean?"
Instead of answering him the twins led him down to the basement.
The basement is actually the twins base of operation. They store all of their weapons and pranks down here.
"Welcome to our base of operation H." Tuffnut welcomed him.
"I have a bad feeling about this." Hiccup sighed.
"Don't be a stick in the mud Hiccup we aren't going to do anything harmful...for the most part." Ruffnut snickered.
"Besides don't you want to get back at Snotlout for treating you like shit for years now?" Tuffnut convinced him.
Hiccup set his mouth in a firm line thinking about the tempting offer. He sighed through his nose.
"Alright, what do you guys have in mind?"
Tuffnut high-fived Ruffnut. "Yeah!" "Hiccup became fun!"
Hiccup rolled his eyes.
"Anyways we thought about Snotlout likes to boast about a lot of things like his motorcycle." Tuffnut started.
Before Hiccup could intervene Rufknut beat him to it.
"But as you said moments before that we need his bike unharmed for the race tonight..."
"The only thing that Snotlout cares for other than his bike is his house." Tuffnut finished.
It was sure the only thing that Snotlout boasted about other than his motorcycle was in fact his house.
Albeit a little smaller than Hiccup's house but not much. His father Spitelout being a deputy to the chief of police who happened to be Stoick.
As Stoick's number 2 is paycheck is still rather generous.
"Okay what are we going to do to his house?" "Toilet paper it?" Hiccup queried.
Tuffnut and Ruffnut scoffed.
"What do you take us as H? amateurs?" Tuffnut stated.
"We have a better idea." Ruffnut proceeded.
"We have recently purchased 10 paintball guns and ammo."
"So your saying Tuff, that we are going to go in broad daylight where everyone can see us and shoot at his house?" Hiccup asked already imaging how this flawed plan will turn out.
Ruffnut shook her finger. "Ah that is where you are wrong my dear buzz kill, we also bought masks."
Tuffnut held up his own full face paintball mask that he resprayed it himself along with Ruffnut's customized one.
Hiccup shocked that they thought this plan ahead so far stuttered out. "How long have you guys been planning this?"
Ruffnut shrugged. "We don't know maybe a week."
"So what all do you have?" Hiccup asked for the inventory.
"We have 10 paintball guns, over 2000 paintballs and ten full faced paintball masks." Tuffnut counted all of them.
"Currently me and Tuffnut designed and had Gobber respray 2 guns and masks to our own liking." Ruffnut summed up for the both of them.
"Wow, I am actually impressed even though its for such things as pranks but well done."
The twins looked stunned that they did something right for a change.
"Ruff, I'm getting this weird feeling in my chest." Tuffnut stated as he turned to her.
Ruffnut placed a hand over her heart. "Yeah I'm getting that weird feeling too."
Tuffnut gasped. "I think its accomplishment."
"I have never experienced something like this, we should rub it in Astrid's face." Ruffnut snickered.
"Hehe yeah!" Tuffnut high-fived his sister.
"Guys focus on the plan." Hiccup reminded them.
"Right anyways lets go."
They decided to walk to Snotlout's house since their bikes are so recognizable.
Hiccup is familiar with a paintball gun since he used to play with Brandr an Toothless when they were younger.
They came to Snotlout's house, it appears no one was home at the time as Snotlout's bike was here."
"Remember if we get caught blame it on Hiccup." Tuffnut stated.
Hiccup rolled his eyes under his black mask.
Hiccup had his hood up around his face so no one can identify him for his auburn hair.
They unleashed on his house, making sure not to bust any windows though they mostly hit the garage attached to the large house.
He had to admit he was enjoying this. He not once thought about the upcoming race to be honest. As he thinks about it now he feels excited by it.
They hear the faint sounds of police sirens as some neighbor probably saw them paint balling the house and called them.
Hiccup heard it first and smacked Tuffnut and Ruffnut to signal to high tail it out of there.
The three of them ran and hopped a wooden fence into a small wooded area where it leads into the next neighborhood where the twins's house sat.
Hiccup took off his mask and laughed.
"That was amazing!" He was hyped up on adrenaline.
The twins chuckled along with him used to the rush of pranking and destruction.
"I think our work here is done." Tuffnut stated as they made their way back to the house.
They disposed their equipment down in the basement and watched tv until Toothless came to pick him up.
"So what did you guys do to help him relax?" Toothless asked them.
"We just watched some tv and a movie." Tuffnut replied back.
He quirked an eyebrow. "Really?" "That's all you had to do?"
"Dont question our methods." Ruffnut declared.
Toothless raised his arms up in defense.
"Whatever, lets go Hiccup."
Hiccup followed suit as he turned around to wink back at the twins.
They returned it with a small laugh.
Non were any wiser.
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