Days December 22-24 - A Christmas Fausting begins!
HO, HO, HO, all well since Christmas is almost here, but all the joy in the flipping world can't cheer up our home, since Faust lives here with us. Anyway, as I said, this Christmas isn't going to be very quiet like most people would want. Faust has been living with me and Teepo for awhile now, and sometime after our trip to Japan, three new arrivals have been added to the house's current residence. Jack- a weird street fighter cross that loves to fight, mine and Teepo's good friend... Chris - an over obsessed sonic fan who never can get full from eating, good friends to Teepo, me and Jack. And Kaylee - Teepo's girlfriend, who doesn't really give a shit about the rest of us except for Teepo, and she doesn't trust Faust to much. Anyway, onto the rest of writing in this thing. This Christmas though, Faust is living with us, and we got more people than we expected.
Well, around 2 this afternoon Teepo, me, and Jack decided to go out Christmas shopping for the others. I bought some stuff for like Teepo and Jack, until around 4 we meet at the center of the mall for some rest and food. "Well, you guys ready to go back home yet?" I asked Jack and Teepo. "Yeah, I'm done, besides, why'd I come shopping with you guys anyway?" asked Jack. "Because, we need the extra muscle to carry all the shit that we bought." said Teepo. "Oh." said Jack.
Around the time we were about to exis the mall, Kaylee, Chris, Kaylee's friends, and Faust came in through the front doors, so we decided to make a hasty retreat to the back of the mall, near the rear door. "So, I wonder why there here?" I asked as we hid behind some store plants and furniture. "I don't know, and why'd they bring Chris and Faust along with them?" asked Teepo. "Maybe, Kaylee brought Chris to tell her what Teepo wants, and they brought Faust for the same reason you brought me." replied Jack... "Jack, never stop thinking smart." Teepo replied to his thoughtful comment. After about what seemed another 2 hours of dodging Kaylee's group, Faust found us as we tried to hide in some changing booths; "HEY GUYS!" yelled Faust as he stuck his head under the door to find us. "Faust, shush, we don't want Kaylee, or Chris, or anybody else to know were here." Spouted Teepo. "OKAY" replied Faust, "I'll keep it a secret." "Good." Replied Teepo to Faust.
After that little incident, Faust started to follow us around the store, apparently trying to act like a secret spy or some James Bond clone. When we passed by an escalator, Faust decided to do a somersault down the up escalator. After we did pass by, Faust was stuck on the up escalator going down in a roll. He was Fuckin stuck… FOREVER! Then, about ten minutes after we left Faust there, Chris found him and yelled: "Oh yeah, I can do better!" and then he too did a somersault down that same escalator, crashing into Faust on the way down. After that, Jack yelled up to them and said "I can do even better!" and runs into the down escalator, doing a summer salt up it, hurting his spine in the process. "OWWWWWWW!!!" he screamed with an unimaginable pain as his spinal cord split in two. Oh well, we eventually got out of the mall without any more injuries, and that's the end of my writing for now, Happy Holidays! 3