Title: Lecherous Snape and Whoremione (Part 21)
Team: Death Eaters
Word Count: exactly 100
Rating: T
Challenge: none, just continuing the series.
Characters: Severus, Hermione

A/N: Complications arise!

"Snap out of your ridiculous self-pity, Longbottom. Are you a Gryffindor or not? Charging in with no plan and the odds against you is what they do best," Severus said sharply.

"That's what got my leg blown off and tortured for information by your friends, sir; I've lost my taste for Gryffindor heroics."

"Can we please get some sleep? We'll talk in the morning," Hermione said. She grabbed Severus' sleeve and led him to the guest bedroom.

"Make sure you two sleep!" Neville called. Hermione shut the door, then paled.

"Only one bed."

"I will sleep on the floor, Hermione."