A/N: Hey, Roleplayer48, I have been busy with work and just hanging out in the Luxury Lounge of the movie theater until I was able to get home about an hour ago. I would've done this sooner, but I was attending to my toe and I'm about to eat my own Thanksgiving dinner that is vegetables, whole wheat rolls, cranberries, sweet potatoes, and pumpkin pie.
Hearths Warming Eve: Deleted Scene 4: More Of The Play Purposley Going Wrong.
*Nope. Spike's quit. No narration from him like the orginal episode/fanfic this time. You know what's going on already. Since Sunrise blurted out how she didn't want to be a part in this play and that the whole purpose of the play is to pretend to be racist to each other, everything's been going wrong and the audience begin noticing everything she said is right and regret ever showing up to watch this whole flick and the rest of the Mane Seven are desperately TRYING to get through to the end despite Sunrise's behaviour and each other trying to keep the audience happy by improvising. The key word being ''try''. So, I'm skipping straight to Princess Platinum, Clover the Clever and Willow the Wise since the part with Commander Hot-Head and Private Pansy looked pretty improvised already due to Fluttershy's scaredness.*
Rarity/Princess Platinum: (being overly dramatic) Oh, this is simply taking forever!
Sunrise Blossom/Willow the Wise: Being in this play feels more like taking forever to me.
Twilight Sparkle/Clover the Clever: Sunrise, please stop this strange behaviour. We've already messed up two scenes already.
Sunrise Blossom/Willow the Wise: No way. Celestia got me into this mess, I'm gonna find some way to end it quicker whether you want me to or not.
Twilight Sparkle/Clover the Clever: You can't blame Celestia for this play!
Sunrise Blossom/Willow the Wise: Why not? She wrote the racism in it. (The audience gasps)
Lyra (calling from the audience): Oh, did she now?
Sunrise Blossom/Willow the Wise: And racism is a very serious matter and is something that should never be joked about or reenacted.
Twilight Sparkle/Clover the Clever: Then HOW are you OKAY with racism in CARTOONS?!
(Some of you are probably asking me the same question: ''how am I okay with arguing, fighting, similar stuff like what happens in this Hearths Warming play in OTHER cartoons?'' Being honest, I haven't a clue why I'm all of a sudden against racism in MLP. Something to do with the fact that since watching later seasons episodes where Discord is reformed and is treated better by the The Mane Six, he's become my favorite reformed character and I call racism to those who made him go evil in the first place. That's probably why I'm against racism in MLP unlike other cartoons like Thomas the Tank Engine episodes where the steam engines and Diesel engines are a little racist/mean to each other. This making sense at all, Dede42? Dede42: It does make sense, and you have your right to share your opinion like this.)
Sunrise Blossom/Willow the Wise: Because, Twilight, it never lasts long in cartoons unlike everypony's grudges against non-pony creatures! Remember Zecora? Everypony had a racist grudge against her for a really long time unlike your average everyday cartoon!
Daisy (calling from the audience): But we all thought she was an evil enchantress who does evil dances and...
Pinkie Pie/Chancellor Puddinghead: (appears out of nowhere behind Daisy's seat) HEY! THAT'S MY SONG!
Celestia: (still in the box-seats with Luna) Oh, what have I done?
Luna: (still acting all smug) STILL think the play will get any better soon?
Celestia: (giving up hope) I don't even know anymore.
Rarity/Princess Platinum: Would you two ''advisers'' stop bickering to each other, get on with the play no matter what ''Willow the Wise'' says and...(sees a stream) STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
Sunrise Blossom/Willow the Wise: (annoyed groan) What is it this time, ''your Majesty''?
Rarity/Princess Platinum: (fearfully points to a stream) THAT is what's wrong!
Sunrise Blossom/Willow the Wise: Rarity, it's a stream. Quit stalling for time and walk across so we can END THIS PLAY QUICKER AND I CAN SPEND THE REST OF HEARTHS WARMING EVE WITH MY REAL FRIENDS?!
Twilight Sparkle/Clover the Clever: (tearing up) You mean, you don't want to be my best friend and sister anymore, Sunny Bunny? Is this play so bad that we're no longer good enough for you?
Sunrise Blossom/Willow the Wise: I'll talk to YOU later, Twilight! Now, MOVE IT! (Shoves Twilight across the stream)
Twilight Sparkle/Clover the Clever: Whoa! Hey, you didn't have to shove me!
Sunrise Blossom/Willow the Wise: Okay, Rarity. You're turn.
Rarity/Princess Platinum: No! There is NO way you're making me walk across this stream! I REFUSE to get my gown wet and will NOT stoop to the level of arriving at our new home looking like a bedraggled Earth Pony!
Sunrise Blossom/Willow the Wise: WELL, TOO BAD, PRINCESS RACIST! (Shoves her into the ice cold water)
Twilight Sparkle/Clover the Clever: (gasps) RARITY!
Sunrise Blossom/Willow the Wise: Ah, she totally had it coming!
Twilight Sparkle/Clover the Clever: Sunrise, I think you might be taking your grudge against this play a little too far.
Bon Bon (calling from the audience): I don't know, Twilight. I think she had every right to do that!
Lyra (also calling from the audience): Yeah, if I was in a terrible play as Sunrise described to all of us, I would've done the exact same thing!
Sweetie Belle (also calling from the audience): But why Rarity? We only just became best sister friends forvever after the Sisterhooves Social a month ago!
Scootaloo (also in the audience): Hold on, Sweetie Belle. I thought all three of us held a grudge against her after she cancelled that sleepover at her place.
Sweetie Belle (still in the audience): WE GOT OVER IT!
Rarity/Princess Platinum: Girls, please don't agure with each other again and GET ME OUTTA THIS FREEZING WATER!
Sunrise Blossom/Willow the Wise: Well, I'm definitely not helping her out of that cold stream.
Twilight Sparkle/Clover the Clever: But Sunrise, we can't finish the play any quicker without Rarity!
Sunrise Blossom/Willow the Wise: Then YOU get her out of that stream if this terrible play's so important to you! (Begins walking off) And do mind her gown. I hear she says it's worth MUCH more than all the books in your library.
Twilight Sparkle/Clover the Clever: (gasps) You really said that, Rarity?!
Rarity/Princess Platinum: Uhhhh...I can explain.
*Cut to later on after Sunrise, Twilight and Rarity go backstage after bickering some more as Pinkie, who is wearing a map with holes in it taped to her face, and Applejack go back on stage to do they're next scene.*
Pinkie Pie/Chancellor Puddinghead: Chin up, Smart Cookie. Our new dream home is around here somewhere.
Applejack/Smart Cookie: Are we REALLY gonna start quoting Timon and Pumbaa looking for THEY'RE dream home?
Pinkie Pie/Chancellor Puddinghead: Hey, if Timon and Pumbaa are the only thing that'll keep Sunrise happy for now, what choice do we have here?
Applejack/Smart Cookie: I just know we'll get a cease and desist complaint from those two if we steal they're lines.
(Especially since Pinkie kept getting beat up by Timon whenever they came across a part in a Season 1 episode where Pinkie would steal Timon's line about dressing in drag and doing the hula.)
Pinkie Pie/Chancellor Puddinghead: (gives Applejack/Smart Cookie big puppy dog eyes) PLEASE?!
Applejack/Smart Cookie: Alright, fine. Ahem. Y'know, Puddin'head, ah once came across a place that might be just what the both of are looking for. Spectacular waterfalls set in a lush tropical oasis.
Pinkie Pie/Chancellor Puddinghead: Hey, forget it, Smart Cookie. I'm a realist. And as a chancellor that you so desire to be instead of me, I'm not gonna go chasing after some fantasy. I'm going beyond what I see!
Applejack/Smart Cookie: But if ya'll keep on lookin' beyond what ya see, how will you possibly know when we're there.
Pinkie Pie/Chancellor Puddinghead: Oh, I tell you how I know. We're almost there. I can tell because we're going definitely going the right direction.
Applejack/Smart Cookie: Looks more like we're goin' around in circles over and over and over and over and over AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND...
Spongebob Squarepants Narrator With The French Acccent: 9000 ''and overs'' later...
Applejack/Smart Cookie: AND OVER! And...(notices that Pinkie Pie and the rest of the audience have fallen asleep after listening to her saying ''over and over'' over and over)
Sunrise Blossom/Willow the Wise: (quietly trying to escape out the fire exit while everyone is sleeping) Now's my chance to get outta here and...
Applejack/Smart Cookie: (shouting into a megaphone she got out of nowhere) WAKE UP, YOU STUPID AUDIENCE! (The audience wakes up)
Apple Bloom: (snort) Wha-huh?! Is the play finally over?
Sunrise Blossom/Willow the Wise: Dang it.
Pinkie Pie/Chancellor Puddinghead: (quickly waking up as well) I HATE ANGEL BUNNY! Uhhh, I mean...ahem! Are you suggesting that I'm reading the map horribly wrong?
Applejack/Smart Cookie: That and the fact that there are holes in that map, dear chancellor, dear chancellor. There are holes in that map, dear chancellor, three holes.
Pinkie Pie/Chancellor Puddinghead: How else could I see where I was going, dear Smart Cookie, dear Smart Cookie. How else could I see where I was going, dear Smart Cookie...WHAT ARE WE DOING?!
Applejack/Smart Cookie: Ah don't know, Pinkie. Everypony's gotten me acting like an idiot now.
Pinkie Pie/Chancellor Puddinghead: Look, if YOU know where to go, then YOU take the map. It's not like I NEED to follow directions anyway since I'm the chancellor here.
Applejack/Smart Cookie: I still wanna be the chancellor.
Pinkie Pie/Chancellor Puddinghead: Applejack, don't start that aga-(falls off a small ledge) YA-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOOEY!
A/N: I'll see if I can come up with another deleted scene by Tuesday since I'll be busy with my other job tomorrow, celebrating my nephew's birthday, and two more shifts at the movie theater this weekend. See you on Tuesday! R&R everyone!