Okay now folks, this is part 2 of the interlude to this story.
This time, we focus on Bowser and his villainous squad, what are they up to? Let's find out.
PINGAS.
Meanwhile, in the Great Tree, the punies were fine until they noticed Bowser, and they saw him to be scary.
Punies: Th-That thing's...humongous! Everybody! HIDE! NOW! Save yourselves!
They all then fled and hid somewhere.
Bowser: Stupid, cheating Mario... Who would've thought that fool would be in Glitzville...
Kammy Koopa: Did you say something, Your Rudeness?
Bowser: Uh, no! Nothing at all, as far as you know!
We now zoom in to the villainous squad. The crew was made up of Bowser, Kammy Koopa, Dr. Ivo Robotnik, Mandark, and a new associate was identified as... EARL THE VISCIOUS BULL DOG!
Bowser: Hey! Did you see those little bite-size shrimps? What were those things...
Kammy Koopa: Those were some Punies. One of them should know about the Crystal Star... They fear you, so they're all hiding. Let's find them all and get the info we need.
Mandark: Yeah, let's do it.
Robotnik: I will shine them with my PINGAS-boot!
Earl: GAARAFBAWAELADFKAFASFA!
Earl growls like a viscious bull dog and starts sniffing each and every bush there was, then he found something of interest.
Bowser: LOOK! EARL FOUND SOMETHING! WHAT IS IT EARL!?
Earl: (growls angrily)
Then suddenly...
Elder Puni: BEGONE!
Earl: (whimpers)
Bowser then looked shocked.
A while later...
Elder Puni: You're one of them, aren't you? One of the evildoers! You want our Crystal Star!
Kammy Koopa: Ha! See?! I KNEW it! This ugly thing knows where the Crystal Star is! Tell us!
Elder Puni: How RUDE! "Ugly thing"? How DARE you, you wretched crone? I am the great Puni elder!
Kammy Koopa: EEEEEEEEEP! My heart! Don't startle me like that! I'm too old for this stuff!
Bowser: Hmm... ...
Mandark: Bowser... you seem like your wanting to say something...
Bowser: Uh... nope, nothing...
He then faces the Puni Elder.
Bowser: Let's move on, shall we? You! Elder hag-thing! Where's the Crystal Star? And don't try pulling rank again: your answer, not your age, will determine your fate!
Elder Puni: Hmph! "Hag-thing"? Honestly! In any case, you're too late! The Crystal Star is gone!
Bowser then looked upset.
Bowser: Huh-WHAT?!
Elder Puni: That's right, you rude thing! We gave it to a mustachioed man named Marty-o! He said he was collecting the legendary treasures to rescue some princess... What did he call her? Princess Pinch? Yep! He was off to save that lucky lass!
Kammy Koopa: It's "MARIO"! Not "MARTY-O"! And it's not "Princess Pinch"! Her name is "Princess PEACH"! ...But your senility is beside the point! The princess and the treasures must be connected! Mario's trying to get it all! Treasures, princesses... Does his greed never end?
Bowser: That jackal! Both Princess Peach and the Crystal Stars belong to me! To MEEEEE! If I find him, I'm going to finish him off once and for all! I SWEAR IT!
Suddenly, some type of advertisement in the form of a flyer blew into Bowser's face.
Bowser: Ooowff! Woah! Hey, it's an... advertisement!
Robotnik: Well, what does it say?
Bowser: Hmm... it's says this: "Need more associates to help you find Princess Peach and the Crystal Star? Well check out our greatest invention: a Standard-issued Information Retrieval unit, abbrievated as a S.I.R. Come and order your SIR unit today by calling our number: 1-800-475-3626 today. Advertisement is brought to you by the Irken Empire."
Robotnik: Interesting. Let's do it.
Robotnik gets out his pay phone and contacts the person behind the ad.
Robotnik: Yes... I would like to order a special SIR unit to go... Okay, thanks.
Robotnik then hangs up the phone, and then a telegraphic screen appears and on the screen is none other than... THE ALMIGHTY TALLESTS! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!
Red: Uh... hey, your the one who called us right?
Robotnik: That's right.
Bowser: And we'd seriously need an order for a SIR unit to be my associate.
Purple: Okay okay, tough guy. One SIR unit coming up. Now this will take approximately 6 hours to deliver.
Bowser: WHAT?!
Red: YEAH! Don't you see, it takes time to manufacture the SIR units and deliver them. Now good day sirs.
The screen then vanishes as the villains wait for 6 hours to pass by, as they exited the Great Tree. Now we shall move on.
That's it for now, next time, we go back to the heroes. What'll be in store for them now? Tune in next time.
By the way, Earl the bull dog is a character from Rocko's Modern Life, for those that didn't know that.
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