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Redtail: Iceclasher1 does not own any warriors character.
Frosttalon: Hello viewers welcome back to the Random Senders Show.
Redstripe: We have our show updated and here's what will happen; Random Packages, Random clips, and Daily torture (You pick the cat that you want to be tortured for a day)
Shadowclaw: First off, RANDOM CLIPS. Have you ever thought of how unrealistic movies sometimes? Well here are some of them turned realistic by Deathbringer.
Clip: Shows injured people running around while pineapples fall from the sky.
Frosttalon: So Deathbringer sharpened every pineapple there, eh.
Shadowclaw: Yup, he even got the telekinesis machine.
Frosttalon: Okay, let's send the first package before it rains giant mutant pineapples.
Redstripe: Why would that happen?
Frosttalon: Look at the clip
Clip: Shows mutant pineapple attacking the land below with Deathbringer laughing.
Frosttalon: Package 1 already. Package 1 will be sent to Brambleclaw, requested by Lexiflight4evr. It is an exploding squirrel that has a note attached to it, that says "Dear Brambleclaw, Revenge is sweet, Love Squirrelflight".
Camera shows Thunderclan hunting grounds.
Brambleclaw: Thanks again Lionblaze for helping me be removed from Firestar.
Lionblaze: No pro- (Rumbling was heard and a transformers robot jumps in front of them)
Dustpelt and Brightheart ran already, leaving Lionblaze and Brambleclaw alone with the robot.
ROBOT: ARE YOU 290GCLAWSBRMBL?
Lionblaze: Umm... no?
ROBOT punches Lionblaze, grabs him, and then threw him towards space.
At space station 4...
Human1: Sir, we have already examined the remains of space station. We don't have any cats.
Human2: If there's a cat in here, I'm going to throw you out.
Lionblaze suddenly hits a machine in the spaceship from being attacked by the robot.
Frosttalon: No narrator, it's the ROBOT.
Okay. Lionblaze got thrown there by the ROBOT.
Human2: See.
Frosttalon: That's better.
Human1: That cat hit the self-destruct mode.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Frosttalon: Back to Brambleclaw.
Camera shows Brambleclaw and the ROBOT.
ROBOT: ARE YOU 290GCLAWSBRMBL?
Brambleclaw: um...Yes?
ROBOT turns into a small robot monkey
Robot monkey: Here's your package.
Brambleclaw: What the heck is in here? (A ticking squirrel jumped out)
Tick-Tick-Tick-Tick
Brambleclaw: WHAT THE STAR-
Camera changes back to the show stage.
Shadowclaw: The bomb didn't go off.
Frosttalon: Too bad. Anyway, our security-
Fred in front of a red button: Shiny. (Presses the button)
Booooooooooooooooooooooooom
Frosttalon: - captured these two on their shift.
Camera shows Hawkfire and Loststream with Toadfoot and Toadstep.
Frosttalon: You can torture them first anyway you want to. (Deathbringer materializes in front of Loststream)
Deathbringer: Choose your weapons, this shotgun, bazooka, frying pan, grenades, Godzilla controller, chainsaw, master hand glove, Barney doll; zombie head-wait (Looks at zombie head)
Audience: o_o
Frost: COVER YOUR EARS
Audience:
(Camera lost signal)
Later
Frosttalon: Okay people were back, and Deathbringer's back to his realistic movie project, last time we were going to see how they torture the Toadcats.
Toadfoot and Toadstep: Hey.
Hawkfire: I pick the...
Frosttalon: Pick the what?
Hawkfire: I pick this mutant butterfly.
Toadfoot: Just because our names stars on Toad, doesn't mean were actually toads.
Toadstep: Yeah, that's why you should beat upToadfoot.
Toadfoot: WHAT!
Hawkfire: I pick Toadstep.
Toadstep: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! (Runs away chased by a mutant butterfly that spits acid)
Frosttalon: By the way, Loststream, Toadfoot insulted Breezepelt last time.
Loststream: I pick all the weapons. (Grabs all weapons in mid-ANGRY MODE while chasing Toadfoot around the world)
Frosttalon: That solves everything. Anyway, we sent package#1 and we now know who has been zapping all the civilians. And yes, it's also Deathbringer. But the true suspect is (Dramatic music and a dead body appears) Fred, only turn on the dramatic music, this is not a crime scene.
Fred: Okay.
Frosttalon: Lexiflight, your job as electronic defence system. I just mean you are now part co-host. The daily torture cats by the way are the Toadcats. Anyway, Package 2 will be sent to... (! Pops on top of him) okay, I know there are TDWT fans out there but this is not available for reasons. We will not tolerate this dare and we will hunt down the suggester.
Shadowclaw: That was me.
Frosttalon: ... Here's a key. Go open the chest on the staff room.
Shadowclaw: Okay.
Frosttalon: I forgot to tell you... You can now call me Shadowfrost.
Redstripe: IT'S KICKING IN!
Shadowfrost: What's kicking in?
Redstripe: THE CATMINT STALK I ATE AWHILE AGO (stopped moving) I like guns (Pulls out two machine gun)
Camera: We are currently fixing casualties, please standby)
Shadowfrost panting: Okay, we have got rid of Redstripe. Let's check on Shadowclaw.
Camera changes and shows: Shadowclaw opening a chest.
Shadowclaw: What the heck is in there? (Explosion and camera lost signal)
Shadowfrost: That solves that. Anyway, the new dare 2 is suggested by Hawkfire111, send hyperkits to Ashfur and Breezepelt. Loststream, I just do the dares so please just choose Shadowclaw to torture.
Shrieking have been heard
Shadowfrost: Anyway, let's see the dare.
Screen changes and shows Ashfur being pelted by Hyperkits.
Ashfur: What have I ever done that made me like this?
Squirrelflight: Maybe it's what you did to everyone. I'm glad only three stupid kits are attached to Firestar, (Gets attacked by hyperkits) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Windclan camp...
Breezepelt: Why am I being attacked by three stupid, annoying kits?
Onestar: Don't know but I'm still thinking weather to banish you or just kill you.
Shadowfrost: That might not end well. I forgot to give a special ability the security can use- (Pauses)-time travelling.
Hawkfire: Time travelling?
Shadowfrost: Yeah, for example, Loststream can go back through time and somehow saves Breezepelt from injury, and attack Breezepelt's attackers and insulters.
Thunderclan camp...
Lionblaze: I somehow felt something bad will happen.
Jayfeather running away screaming from the medicine's den: IT'S A SIGN! DON'T INSULT BREEZEPELT!
Berrynose: You mean that fat lazy cat from Windclan.
Thornclaw: You mean a Windclan cat exactly like you, except he's clanborn.
Berrynose: YOU HURT MY FEELINGS! WAAAAAAAAAH! (Gets attacked by Loststream appearing out of nowhere)
Shadowfrost: Expect chaos. Dare 3-
Deathbringer: What did I miss?
Shadowfrost: ... Aren't you supposed to make a realistic movie?
Deathbringer: Got bored. I just let Cloudtail do the movie.
Meanwhile...
Cloudtail: So many delicious pineapples.
Random twoleg: That cat is saving us from the man-eating pineapples.
Shadowfrost: Okay. As I was saying Dare 3 is to send a machine gun to Deadfoot, suggested by Cinderpelt1998.
At starclan...
Deadfoot: What's this thing (Accidentally pushes the trigger and blah-blah-blah everyone got killed except Deadfoot yada-yada-yad everyone live on Starclan's Starclan hunting grounds)
Shadowfrost: Still a mystery to me why they exist. Ah well, viewers goodbye and pleases review.
Mistyfoot suddenly crashes through the facility.
Mistyfoot: Is this where the audition is?
Frosttalon: um... no. Security!
Mistyfoot: Wait. I can sing beautifully. (Begins to sing)
Fred: Hey guys, the narrator is dead.
Shadowfrost: Oh man, that's the fifth one this week.
Camera suddenly lost connection.
