Remaining Contestants: Gwen, Duncan, Cody, Jane, Noah
Voted off in previous episode: Blaineley
(Chris's POV)
"Last time, on Total Drama World Tour… Thanks, China! We had a blast! Just not the kind associated with fun! Our final six raced across the Great Wall of China! Gwen arrived after I rang the gong, so she lost! Then, we had a very special dinner, full of disgusting food and barfing! Why is Jane not doing the recap this time? She's in a love-potion induced semi-coma, courtesy of her stalker, Noah. We only have five left! Who will fall? Find out now, on Total, Drama, WORLD TOUR!"
(Viewer's POV)
In this flashback of how Jane fell into a semi-coma, Noah is mixing tea. He splashes some on his clothing. He leans in closer to Jane, who is sitting as far away from him as possible.
"Noah, I…ACHOO!" Jane started sneezing.
"Oh! An allergy attack! EpiPen time, bunny-face!" Noah said, pulling an EpiPen from his pocket.
"Ugh, what's in that tea?" Jane said as she was stabbed by the EpiPen.
(Noah's POV)
"We were in first class. Jane didn't seem to be doing too well. She must be allergic to the tea. But now that she's drinking the tea instead of me, it's working great!"
(The Viewer's POV)
"Janey, wakey wakey! We're almost at the location!" Noah said, trying to gently wake Jane up.
"Little does Jane know that I became an ordained minister on the internet! I can marry Jane! All she has to say is 'I do!'"
"Cody, of course I'll marry you! Oh, Noah? He had a terrible accident. Don't worry your handsome head about- AAAHH!" Jane woke up with a shock, startling Noah.
"Quel est le problème avec vous? What is wrong with you?" Jane shouted.
"I just want to get back together with you!" Noah said.
"No. I'm with Cody now! Laissez-moi tranquille!" I shouted. The French meant 'Leave me alone!'
"Fine," Noah said.
"Je vais à la classe économique!" I shouted. It means 'I'm going back to economy class!'
"No idea what you said, but go ahead!" Noah shouted. Jane threw a few things. Pillows, dishes, and other assorted items were thrown between the two. Jane left first class with food spots on her normal clothes and her hair in tangles from her fight with Noah.
"Jane! What happened to you?" Cody said as soon as he saw her.
"Noah and I had a fight. If you think I look bad, you should see first class!" Jane said.
"It must look bad!" Duncan commented. Jane shot him a death glare.
"Touchy…" Duncan said.
"Attention, passengers, we are beginning our descent into Tanzania!" Chris announced from the cockpit.
The contestants were then shown outside of the plane.
"This first challenge is a little something that combines Africa's two most popular sports, Soccer and cricket! I like to call it, Socc-et to me!" Chris announced.
"Each person will run down this court and gather an armful of These African Safou Plums. Then, you will run back! All this while your competition pummels you with soccer balls!" Chris said.
"Ooh! Pummeled by a soccer ball! How painful!" Duncan mocked right before he was hit with one.
"OW!" he shouted. Chris winked at the camera.
"Janey, you're up!" Chris said. Jane was perched at the starting line, ready to run.
"Ready, steady, Serengeti! GO!" Chris shouted. Jane ran. She jumped over half of the balls and kicked back the other half. She grabbed some plums and ran back, jumping over or kicking back the balls.
"Jane succeeds! Noah! You're up!" Chris announced. Noah was perched at the starting line, waiting to go.
"And GO!" Chris shouted. Noah took off, but was hit in the back of the head by a ball. He fell down, but got right back up and ran towards the plums. He grabbed an armful, and dodged the rest of the balls.
"Noah has plums! Cody! Beat that!" Chris said. Cody was ready to run. Chris blew the whistle and he took off. Jane wouldn't kick any balls at him, but she didn't want to appear weak. She kicked the ball, and missed barely. Cody got to the plums, and ran back. He was hit in the back of the head, dropping his plums.
"Haha! Duncan, beat that!" Chris said. Duncan waited to run. Chris blew the whistle, and he took off. He got his plums, then ran back.
"See, I told you soccer's a wimpy sp-AAAHH!" Duncan shouted as he was hit on both sides of the head by two soccer balls.
"Hahaha! Gwen! You're up!" Chris said. The camera shot shifted to Gwen running. A ball hit her and she fell. She eventually got her plums and ran back.
"Everyone has gone! On to the second part of the challenge!" Chris said.
"Your next part of the challenge involves the plums you gathered and these cricket bats! You must smash open your gourd using only this cricket bat and plums! Like this!" Chris said, throwing a plum in the air and whacking it with a cricket bat. It hit Chef where it hurt.
"Ah, nuts! Your turn, everyone else!" Chris said. The contestants were hitting gourds with plums.
"Ugh! I'm used to hitting things with the bat! No middleman!" Duncan complained. Jane was slamming the plums into her gourd. Hers and Cody's were smashed through at the same time, and first. Duncan got fed up and smashed his gourd with the bat.
"Ah. Feels good!" Duncan said. Noah finally cracked his open. Gwen was having some issues.
"Time's up! Go check your gourds to see what you'll be using in the third and final challenge!" Chris said. Everyone, minus Gwen, received a slingshot and a pocket.
"Oh, man! You don't know how many windows I've broken with one of these!" Duncan exclaimed.
"Duncan, same here!" Jane said. Duncan and Jane fist-bumped.
"Cody and Jane, since you two broke your first and at the same exact time, you each get six tranq balls! Noah, you get three, Duncan, two!" Chris said, handing out the tranq balls.
"Hey! How come I only get two? I broke my gourd!" Duncan complained.
"Technically, you beat your gourd with a cricket bat. Gwen, you get this, and one tranq ball."
"No slingshot?" Gwen said.
"Nope. You'll just have to throw it with enough velocity to make it burst, which will be hilariously unsuccessful," Chris said.
"What do you need these for? You will be hunting only the most dangerous animal there is! It's DJ!" Chris said as the interns broke open a box, revealing a cage with a feral DJ in it.
"He's totally feral from all that time with the animals! You have to catch him, or at least neutralize him with a tranq ball. We're gonna give him a bit of a head start!" Chris said. The interns opened the cage and DJ jumped out. He roared and ran.
"GO!" Chris said. Everyone ran to find him.
"Jane, Cody, Noah, why don't we agree to team up?" Duncan said.
"Nope, not doing it. No," Noah said, then walked away.
"How long do you think he'll last?" Duncan asked.
"Not long without these. I stole them in the huddle," Jane said, revealing a few tranq balls.
"Are you sure you've never been to jail?" Duncan asked.
The shot moved to Gwen, who saw Noah.
"Noah, could you help me out?" Gwen said.
"How?" Noah said.
"You have two slingshots. May I have one?" Gwen asked.
"Sure. I only need one, anyways," Noah said, giving Gwen a slingshot. Noah continued on. He thought he found DJ, but it turned out to be a lion. Noah panicked and reached into the little pocket, but couldn't find his tranq balls. He ran.
"Jane! It had to be her who stole my tranq balls!" Noah shouted in the confessional.
The shot moved to Jane, Cody, and Duncan, who were back-to-back-to-back, searching for DJ. Duncan saw Gwen and Noah, thinking it was DJ or an animal. He shot a tranq ball, Jane shot two, and Cody shot one. Everyone was hit, as some of them bounced back to hit them. They were all unconscious. The song bell rang.
"Song time! Hello? Is anyone in there?" Chris said, going up to Duncan. He pulled his eye open.
"Did you or did you not steal the car?" Chris said.
"I-I was framed!" Duncan said.
"A half-hour of you guys sleeping? I want a song now, no matter how groggy you might be or where the tranq balls hit you! Now sing!" Chris shouted.
Jane: Well, it's a beautiful day on the Serengeti. The perfect time to snag a pup.
I'll find D and win this dumb game, as soon as my leg wakes up. Ah!
Noah: Going alone just makes you look sad and pathetic. Plus, you'll die without a trace.
Jane: Hey!
Duncan: We teamed up and almost had DJ. I could see the zits right on his face.
Really! We were that close!
Jane: "Almost" gets you nowhere around here. You're a loser duo, and that's all.
Gwen: "Loser" is what the lion called you, when you couldn't find your balls. Tranq balls, that is. I wonder where they went?
Cody: I better sing or I get kicked out. (faints) I got something I want to say. Jane? Jane? Jane? I ca- I can't feel my face. Where'd you put it? Jane? Jane? Ja... (faints)
Jane: Well, it's a beautiful day on the Serengeti. The perfect time to snag a pup.
I'll find D and win this dumb game, as soon as my leg wakes up.
My leg.
Noah: My hand. (gets punched by Duncan)
Duncan and Gwen: My arm.
Cody: Ugh, my face.
Jane, Noah, Cody, Gwen, and Duncan: Wake uuuuuuu-uh-uh-uup!
Wake uuuuuuuuuuuuup!
Duncan saw DJ, and he shot a ball, hitting him.
"Duncan wins, gaining himself immunity! Pick your favorite loser, and see you at elimination!" Chris said.
Later, at elimination, Jane had the votes.
"Okay, I've counted the votes! One vote for me, one for Noah, and three votes for…" Jane held the suspense.
"Gwen! Buh-bye!" Jane said. Gwen strapped on a parachute and jumped.
"So, Duncan, who is your favorite loser that you want to take to first class with you?" Jane asked.
"Noah," Duncan said.
"Well, that's all the time we have! See you next time, on Total, Drama, WORLD TOUR!" Jane said.
