John - SH

I didn't do it! - John Watson

Didn't do what? - SH

Oh, you don't know. Okay, never mind! What did you want? - John Watson

John Watson. What are you trying to conceal from me? - SH

Oh, nothing of importance, just me being simple again. What did you need? - John Watson

Do you want to try Niquitin minis? You get a small band with those too - John Watson

Ah, my personal addiction therapist. No thank you John, I'm perfectly content with the brand I use at the moment. - SH

No need to be sarcastic - John Watson

I decided, seeing as you were so often, I'd give it a try - SH

Right. Well good luck with that - John Watson

Was that the only thing you wanted John? - SH

Why, are you busy? It can wait 'til later. - John Watson

I was about to start dissecting some hands but if you needed something then I can do it this evening. - SH

No, you carry on. I think I'll go for a walk, the weather's nice at the moment. - John Watson

A walk where? - SH

Nowhere specifically - John Watson

Boring. - SH

Then why did you ask if you knew it'd be boring? - John Watson

You might have been going somewhere interesting - SH

Where shall I go then seeing as I have no plans? - John Watson

Go and do some observation. Or check if Lestrade has any new cases. Only interesting ones, mind. - SH

You'd tell me off because my observations would be a waste of time. I'm going to the Yard. - John Watson

Tell Lestrade that Mycroft's been ringing and tell Anderson he needs to move out of his mother's house already. Only cases above a 6 please John - SH

I'm not your homing pigeon, Sherlock. - John Watson

Yet you do know where my house is. - SH

That's because it's my home too! - John Watson

So only the fact that you are not a pigeon, stops that from being true - SH

Not a pigeon, explains so much - John Watson

A bit of randomness from the pair, apologies for the long upload wait :)

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