Sasunaru ch. 21

Naruto opened his eyes and sat up next to Sasuke.

"What is it is someone at the door for me?" he said tiredly rubbing his eyes.

Sasuke slung an arm haphazardly over his shoulders.

"No not really I just wanted you to wake up, for someone to talk too." Naruto punched Sasuke playfully in the shoulder

"Dobe…but really are we going somewhere?"

"Yea I think so, wherever everyone else wants to go, but I know it will be soon…."

Naruto glared for a split second, but got up and out of bed all the same. He walked over toward the table and sat right in front of the basket Hinata had just dropped off for him. Sasuke sat down on the chair next to him and watched as Naruto posied interestedly through the basket.

"This is for me right?"

"Duh why would Hinata be giving ME a basket? She's YOUR ex..."

"Hinata!?!?" Naruto said. He was shocked, just how badly did she miss him?

"Sasuke I can't accept this you have to give it back to her…"

"What wrong with you! She gives you a basket full of gifts and suddenly you can't accept it?"

Naruto looked down at his feet he kind of had to now.

Reaching up he took Hinatas note in his hand, hesitantly breaking the seal on the envelope. He pulled out the letter which was printed on yellow printing paper and read it contents:

"Dear Naruto-Kun,

I still Love you. I couldn't say it yesterday when we were face t face but I do

And out time together was the happiest time of my life. I know you already have a new girlfriend because Kiba told me, but I just wanted you to know that if ever things don't work out between out between you too, I'm here.

Think About It.

Hyuuga Hinata"

"Well Naruto what does it say?"

Narutos eyes darted across the paper reading every line twice. He only looked up from it when he finally could comprehend what it had said. Hinata still loved him and wanted him back. They had tried there relationship before. Things were going great for a while, but Narutos training with Jiraiya, and Hinatas training with Hiashi didn't leave any time for each other and after 7 months they broke up. Naruto didn't plan on getting back together either, (obviously), he already had someone who he loved and Hinatas knew that she just didn't know who it was, and Naruto resolved to try and tell her as soon as he felt strong enough. Not physically, but mentally.

"Umm Sasuke can you just get my medicine and that cream stuff for my bruise please?"

"No Naruto not till you tell me what the note says."

"I'll let you read it once you get my stuff.'

Sasuke turned and walked back to his bag which had his and Narutos medicines in it, and pulled it out. Stopping for a moment to poor 2 glasses of water, he went over and sat back down next to Naruto. Naruto Half heartedly gulped them down, barely paying attention to what he was doing. Sasuke followed suit glancing down at the letter he had stole from Narutos grasp as he did so and nearly choking on his water. He looked up at Naruto who was rubbing medicated lotion onto the bruise on his abdomen, and staring back.

"N-Naruto your not going to leave me are you?" Sasuke eyes deadened as he waited for Narutos hesitant reply.

Suddenly a clicking from the doorway and opening of the door to there suite announced the arrival of currently, unwanted guests. It was Kiba, Shikamaru, Temari and lee. Naruto turned to greet them despite the fact that they came at this most inconvenient time. Sasuke continued to look at Naruto without even turning around. Kiba sat down in a chair at the table directly across from Naruto and Sasuke. Shikamaru helped the as usually annoyed Temari down onto the couch first before sitting down himself. Lee found a comfortable stop in the purple armchair by the door.

"Were not interrupting anything are we?" Kiba said awkwardly looking at Sasuke who was looking at Naruto.

"No your not! At least nothing IMPORTANT or worth TALKING ABOUT!" He put emphasis on his words and directed them towards Sasuke.

Kiba sat back and relaxed staring back and forth between Sasuke and Naruto.

"You know what you guys need?"

"No…" Said Naruto

"What?" Said Sasuke

"You need girlfriends!!! You need to get laid!! Have some fun. From what it looks like Naruto already got some from someone, and they sure did a good job…" Kiba was looking at the hickeys on Narutos neck. Naruto blushed deeply and tried not to give Sasuke one of his famous death glares for doing that.

"And Sasuke you can get pretty much any chick you want!! You know what? That's it. That's what were gonna do today, were going girl shopping."

Kiba looked so enthusiastic about it until he saw how Naruto and Sasuke faces didn't light up at this brilliant idea.

"What's wrong? Are you gay or something? Because I don't know anything about man shopping…"

"No were not gay do we look gay?" The two boys defended themselves in unison

"Alright, Alright. I mean if you are its cool…but that's beside the point, hurry up and get ready me, lee, Shino and shikamaru'll come and help you guys out seeing as we've all already got girlfriends….except for lee that is." Lees head sunk down miserably staring at the couch, while Kiba pretended not to notice.

"Wait, so that means…Shino has a girlfriend?!?!?"

"Yea…" Shikamaru suddenly spoke, everyone turned to look

"He met some chick down at the bee hives that's as into bugs as he is, claims it was "Love at first site"…" Shikamaru snickered as he said this

"Wow…" Naruto had to admit he was pretty amazed that even Shino had found someone for himself.

Suddenly from the spot next to Shikamaru, Temari let out a huge snore

"Hey Shikamaru. Do you know if its gonna be a girl or a boy?" Sasuke said

"Nah, Temari here didn't want to find out….what a drag…"

Temari shoved her elbow into Shikamaru ribs making him jump in pain he added

"But I didn't want to know either because she's ALWAYS right!!!!"

"Well anyway-" Kiba said turning away "Well catch up with you in the lobby in around 10 okay? Wear the best outfit you can think of."

Lee sadly rose first and walked towards the door. Kiba stood up by his chair and with a quick Cya walked out after him.

"Well THAT was a complete waste of my time! 8 ½ months pregnant, baby due any day now and you made me come here to talk about girls?!?! Come ON Shikamaru..." Temari said angrily, Shikamaru helped her up slowly out of the chair. Shikamaru walked her out of the room as usual muttering under his breath about what a drag it was.

"Well Naruto you didn't answer my question what does that letter from Hinata mean?" Sasuke said as the door slammed behind Shikamaru and Temari

"You understand perfectly well what it MEANS it Obvious what she means, but it doesn't mean that that is the way I feel about her okay? So just chill and…well I guess like Kiba said were going "girl shopping"….though Id much prefer the opposite"

Sasuke laughed at this but agreed

"Do we really have to go? I hate when those stupid girls ogle over me…I mean I get it I'm sexy…" Of course Sasuke was being sarcastic

"I agree…" Naruto said

Both Naruto and Sasuke were still wearing there swim trunks being to lie to take them off from the previous night. Naruto exchanged his for a Vertical Striped blue collard "bachelor" shirt and Naruto slipped into a tee-shirt with a stylish blazer over it.

"Okay On three we'll turn around and see what each other is wearing…"

"1"

"2"

"3"

They turned to face each other.

"Wow Naruto you look….great!"

"You don't look so shabby yourself sasu…"

"Alright I guess I'm all done, we should start heading to the lobby."

"Yea sure. But wait something just occurred to me, how the HELL did Kiba and all of them get in here? Isn't the door supposed to be locked because I don't want them walking in on us ANY time…"

Naruto shrugged and was only half listening to what he said.

"Here Sasuke come here..." he said holding out his arms "Guess I wont even get to "touch" you for a while so, whatever."

Sasuke walked up to Naruto and hugged him as they rocked back and forth slightly.

Taking Naruto by the hand Sasuke led the way out the door and into the hallway.

They walked most of the way there hand in hand, predominantly sure that no one was there to spy on them. Before approaching the lobby Sasuke and Naruto dropped hands and walked to either side of the wall away from each other.

"Hey you too actually do have a little style…" Kiba said looking them over as they approached them in the lobby.

Kiba was wearing a similar collard shirt As Sasukes only stripe less. Shikamaru was wearing his now usual Jeans and overlarge tee-shirts, while Temari looked pissed and complained under her breath about how she didn't feel sexy in maternity clothes.

Sasuke and Naruto suddenly gasped as they saw something that they thought they would never see in there lives…had lee gotten his eyebrows done?

They were no longer the extremely freakishly large caterpillar eyebrows everyone had grown so accustomed too, but broad enough to still stay masculine and styled. Lee wasn't wearing his usual lame attire either he had on a black and white striped hoodie over a band tee-shirt.

"Wow lee you look really…different."

"Why think you very much Sasuke Hinata did them for me just now and even picked out my outfit!!! I'm really starting to like her."

Narutos stomach groaned so loud he wouldn't have been surprised if everyone else heard it.

Naruto and Sasuke followed as Kiba lead the way to the now familiar van that Sasuke and Naruto had drove to the hotel in a couple days ago, complete with the same chauffer.

Naruto quivered as Kiba slid open the sliding door and sat down in the passenger's seat. Lee Shikamaru and Temari, who insisted on not letting Shikamaru, go out without her, sat in the middle. Sasuke slid between the middle seat and Sat down in the 2 seat row in the trunk. Naruto took a deep breath; he sure wasn't looking forward to the car ride even though wherever they were going girl shopping at would be worth it. He sat down in the seat which was individually about a foot apart from Sasukes. As he leaned back and turned to buckle his seatbelt as Sasuke did the same.

"Are you going to be Alright? You better not put that seatbelt on too tightly" he said whispering quickly and gesturing to his Naruto abdomen

"Ill be okay…"

"Okay but if you need anything I'm right here so yea I don't care whose looking just tell me…"

'Stop…WHISPERING!! Let's get going!! God!" Temari was in a very sour mood, turning to yell at Naruto and Sasuke, but they knew she was cranky and pregnant so they understood.

"Gees I feel bad for Shikamaru…" Naruto thought to himself as the chauffeur started the car.

"Yes Temari…" Shikamaru muttered back miserably

The driver pulled out onto the small snow covered back road and down the mountain.

Kiba focused most of his attention on lee the first part of the way. Commenting on how much better he looked. Temari had her head resting on Shikamarus shoulder which was still drawn up in a mad face even in sleep. These were the times since she got pregnant that Shikamaru knew why he married her, because for the most part, she was quiet and didn't complain. Naruto sat on the edge of his seat occasionally glancing at Sasuke who looked mysteriously depressed, or deep in thought one.

"Sasuke what's wrong?" Naruto didn't bother being quiet because Kiba WAS talking rather loudly.

"Sasuke looked up and half smiled.

"Yea I'm okay I guess. I just don't really feel like going girl hunting…."

"You don't, why? You're with like the babe magnet of konoha right now!" Kiba exclaimed bursting into the conversation

"I promise once we get there in about 5 minutes you'll get laid by tonight."

Sasuke turned and looked at Naruto as Kiba whirled back around to rejoin his conversation with the aggravated Lee.

"Naruto what the hell are we gonna do?"

Naruto scowled "you should have never made these damn Hickeys on my neck then he wouldn't be making us go…'

Sasuke didn't regret it at all in fact the hickey made Naruto look hot. Sasuke placed his hands on one of Narutos for a split second and pulled it away.

"Hey uh, Kiba? Where the hell are you taking us anyway?"

"Kiba turned from the front seat with a you'll-find-out-in-a-couple-of-seconds look on his face.

"Kiba it had better not be a strip joint!" Sasuke said anxiously there was only one person he wanted to see stripping, well maybe two…Kiba…..

The car pulled up in front of a large attention seeking building. It was shaped like a cone all the way up to the top of the ceiling and it had green stripes painted on the outside. The door was set out in the shape of a hand and in large Black letters across the top it said "Zoneys & Bar". Anyone would have been able to see the building for a hundred miles.

"Ta-da!" Kiba said as though proud of his work.

"There's only one thing about this place though it's called a hetero/homo bar because it's for both, but that's what makes it more fun. So yea, let's make sure we go in on the right side. Shikamaru helped Temari out of the car who landed on the ground with a thud.

"See Shikamaru if I knew we were going to a place like this, I would have worn a nice MATERNITY shirt because I'm so FAT!!!!" Temari burst out in tears

"What a drag…"Shikamaru murmured under his breath

"Temari, you look beautiful just the way you are, and you're carrying OUR baby I wouldn't go through all this abuse for the past 8 ½ months if I didn't love you."

Shikamaru mumbled most of it out which furthermore annoyed Temari, who after putting some thought into what he had said gave him s big hug. Shikamaru put hid arms around his wife's neck and gave her a rather clumsy, but all the same loving hug back over her large stomach.

"Naruto, Kiba come're you said you wanted to feel the baby kicking right? Here's your chance…" She groaned clutching onto her stomach. Naruto, Kiba and the rest jumped out of the car. Naruto first walked up to Temari and placed both his hands on her stomach. He could feel the clearly obvious movement of the beautiful thing growing inside of her. Just thinking how new babies are born into this world everyday, and yet, everyday and equal amount of people are taken out of it. It was one big cycle, of life.

Naruto took his hands off and walked out of the way as everyone else crowded around Temari. Shikamaru had his ear to her stomach and a big smile on his face as the future father felt his baby kick. Naruto scooted over till he was next to Sasuke and while everyone had there backs turned to Temari, who was actually in quite a lot of discomfort from standing on her feet so long, he slipped his arms around Sasuke waist and hugged him. Temari had put him in a marvelously better mood, even though his bruise was pretty painful. "Alright alright already!!! The chauffeur's been gone for a while now and we've been standing here! Let's get inside and have some fun!"

As Kiba turned Sasuke slipped his arms from around Naruto who dropped his as well and scooted quickly. He paused for a moment staring suspiciously then turned to walk.

All followed closely behind. Shikamaru had his arms around Temari's waist who was once again complaining and Kiba walked oddly close to Lee whispering about something. Naruto and Sasuke stayed towards the back as Kiba held the door open and let them into the dark room.

It was awesome. The bar was set up so there was a humongous palm tree in the middle. There were green lava lights every where you turned to look and people dancing. The crowd was diverse and not segregated at all. The hetero couples and the same sex couples were all together in one room. Narutos heart raced a little faster with hope; maybe he could catch a dance with Sasuke.

"Okay Naruto, Sasuke and Lee this is how to play the game. You have to find a partner tonight and get into there pants within at least the next two hours." Kiba screamed trying to be heard over the loud techno being played by the Dj in the corner.

'Shikamaru and Temari you guys can just hang out and have a good time." He went on.

"Wait Kiba, why did you say, partner? Don't you mean Girl? I mean that's what were here for…right" It had bothered Naruto that Kiba had said "first one to find a partner" and not girl. That could mean a person of any sex.

"Oh yea Naruto didn't I tell you, I'm Bi."

Narutos and Sasukes hearts both nearly stopped. Kiba? Bi? Could that even be? He was so masculine, much like Naruto and Sasuke, but still he just didn't seem like the type…

"Oh so we can get a girl…or a guy? You don't care? And when the hell did you turn bi!?'

Kiba looked a little annoyed; he wasn't an animal in a Zoo to be gawked at! he was a Bisexual young adult trying to have fun.

"Umm the answer to you first question, yea, I mean if your gay or bi too, go for whoever the hell you want! I don't care!!! You just really need to meet someone, trust me it'll cheer you up!! There's a place like this back in konoha that I go too all the time….so Have fun."

Lee stood there as well along with Naruto and Sasuke whom were wearing dumbfounded expressions. With a silent shrug of his shoulders he walked off after Kiba, for guidance.

Naruto and Sasuke stood there for a moment, maybe now WAS a better time then any other to tell Kiba, lee, and Shikamaru about Naruto and Himself. Kiba just told them he likes guys to as well as girls and it was no big deal. Sasuke and Naruto walked over and Sat down on the barstools in front of the counter. Finally they were here in a "pretty much" gay bar, together and on vacation.

"2 Shirley temples please." Naruto told the young, male bartender.

"Can I see some ID please sire?"

Naruto searched through his pocket for his ID and finally found, pulling it out and showing it too the man. Sasuke held up his too. The man came down and set the drinks in front of the two boys.

Naruto gulped it down in one swig, surprising Sasuke.

"Naruto you can hold your alcohol right?" Sasuke said nervously

"Oh shut up Sasuke were the same size, I can take the same thing you can take!"

Sasuke sipped slowly at his shot, looks like Naruto was in for some fun.

"Naruto you want to dance? This one is slow….god it feels like our homecoming at Konoha high…"

That's was a while ago now. Naruto had gone to his graduation homecoming with Hinata and had a great night, Sasuke was there by himself.

"You can dance?"

"Hell yea you haven't ever seen me! Come on it'll be fun"

Sasuke grabbed Naruto by the hand and pulled him over, far from where Shikamaru and Temari were relaxing. Kiba and lee were nowhere to be seen.

"Okay Naruto put one arms around my neck."

Naruto brought his arms up and held onto the opposite of Sasukes neck.

"Okay and put the other arm around m waist."

"Happily."Naruto muttered. He wrapped his other arm around the raven's waist and pulled him closer. Sasuke put both his hands on Narutos waist as they swayed back and forth to the music and gazing into each others eyes.

Naruto was thinking very deeply in the back of his mind. When he had danced with Hinata, numerous times before it was nothing like this. He didn't feel the warmth. And she didn't have the broad shoulders and muscular body Naruto wanted, and Sasuke had. IN Narutos eyes Sasuke was just perfect….

"I had better get that surgery done within these next to months and tell Sasuke about it…" Naruto said to himself

Sasuke locked his hand around the little foxes lower back and pulled him tightly closer as the song ended. Naruto gave the raven a big hug whispering

"That was awesome…prissy dobe…that I love…'

"Gee I love you too Naruto." Sasuke said laughing

"Do we really have to find someone tonight? Whether Kiba is bi or not I still don't want him knowing about us yet."

"Naruto don't worry about it we'll just tell him we didn't see any pretty girls."

Naruto and Sasuke walked around looking for Temari and Shikamaru. They stopped as the saw the couple walking out of the door of the girl's bathroom. Shikamaru had a very grossed out look on his face and Temari looked like she was going to murder the first person that stepped into her and Shikamaru's path. Naruto and Sasuke approached with caution.

"Listen we better round up Kiba and Lee because Temari here isn't feeling so hot…"

"Where's Kiba?"

Shikamaru half turned and pointed over to the wall from the restroom they had just come from. Kiba was over there but not by himself. He was making out with a taller, blonde guy. But he wasn't just making out; he was feeling him up right where everyone could see him. Naruto cringed, it was still a little weird to see Kiba of all people doing, what he Naruto was so accustomed too.

The very pregnant Temari suddenly wrapped her arms around Shikamarus back, burying her face in him and holding on tightly.

"Temari really are you okay?" Shikamaru said

She shook her head without even removing it from Shikamaru.

"I'M Scared Shikamaru."

"Here come on this is hardly the place to talk lets step outside. I want to leave anyway I can't stand seeing Kiba try to swallow that dude anymore…what a drag." Shikamaru guided Temari out of the building and sat down. Naruto had to nearly knock Sasuke over to keep his eyes off of Kiba.

"Come on sasu…"

He took Sasukes hand and followed through the door Shikamaru had walked through.

Temari and Shikamaru were whispering quietly to each other on a bench just outside the door.

"Is everything alright?" Naruto said concernedly

"No we should probably get going I know we just got here and stuff but yea Temari was throwing up in the bathroom and isn't feeling to great, what a drag."

"Now will you tell me what's wrong though?" Shikamaru said

Temari didn't answer immediately; she looked kind of embarrassed to say it,

"Well its err because…I'm scared because I don't want to have this baby without you there Shikamaru. And I'm scared it's going to hurt and I'm scared I won't be a good mother and I'm scared that I might make him sick! I'M Scared! The baby is due any day now!"

Temari didn't like relying on a man even if she loved him with all of her heart. She was a woman, and a leader at that, but sometimes you just have to step down and that's hard.

Shikamaru wrapped an arm around Temari's shoulders and she leaned back into it.

The words were ringing in Narutos head, "The baby is due any day now". Was he going to see a real life birth? He had grown to love Temari like family through gaara and of course wanted to be there and welcome the little miracle into the world.

"I'll go and get Kiba so we can leave." Sasuke edged back in through the door and came back out with Kiba and Lee. Kiba had a strangely dazed and infatuated look on his face, as though he had been cut short, but every moment was worth it.

"Took you long enough Dobe…we have to leave Temari doesn't feel so fly."

Kiba brow furrowed, but surprisingly he wasn't the first one to protest.

"I refuse I am here to meet girls. And that is exactly what I intend to do." Lee retorted triumphantly.

Lee had his back turned to them but finally he turned around only to see Kiba who was behind the rest of the group turned the corner and head to the front of the building. He ran to catch up with them.

"Temari you should never have come you would have been fine at home by yourself…" Shikamaru said. Kiba could all too audibly be heard in the background saying "I was having a great time" and "All this way to stay about only an hour?!"

"Oh shut the hell up Kiba and go smooch that guy somewhere else, or better yet stay here and we'll pick you up later." Temari snapped at him, Kiba looked a little embarrassed.

Everyone sat down in silence as the climbed into the seat of the van. This time Shikamaru and Temari sat in the seats in the back and Kiba Naruto and Sasuke sat in the middle with lee in the front.

As they headed on there way back Kiba did something that was totally unexpected on Narutos part. He, apparently from fatigue, leaned his head on Narutos shoulder and cuddled in. Sasuke looked over jealously and observed what Kiba was doing. HE jerked Naruto by the arm towards himself which made Kiba lift his head up.

"Oh sorry Naruto," he shook his head from side to side

"So did you meet any hot chicks?"

Naruto looked around, realizing he was the only Naruto in the car.

"Ummm yea I danced with a err….GIRL and SHE was really sexy?"

Kiba looked at him disbelievingly

"Well did you get her number?"

Naruto shook his head

"Did you get your, err….partners number?"

Kibas cheeks flushed

"You saw us? Damn, umm actually yea I did. He was one of the best kissers ever, even next to Ino…"

"Kiba how did you tell everyone that you were Bi?" Sasuke butted in

"Well umm they kind of caught me in the act when I was making out with one of my now ex boyfriends Yoki." Kiba said

'Well what was there reaction?"

"Well it was mostly Ino and Ten-ten that were shocked because I went out with them. For a while gaara and Chouji and Shino didn't talk to me but they grew to accept it and now its just old news. I can't help who I'm attracted too…"
Kiba was right and that was good advice. He couldn't help that he thought Sasuke was hot and loved him to death they just clicked, gender wasn't really an issue. And, he decided it was about time everyone knew that, including Hinata.

Most of the rest of the way there they drove in silence. Naruto leaned his head on Sasuke who acted a little hesitant but realized that nobody was really paying attention because they were too cold. Shikamaru put the whole blanket he had over Temari who really was quite warm enough and protested. Shikamaru really did love Temari with all of his heart and Temari really did love Shikamaru and thought he was the perfect husband.

After much waiting and what seemed like a much longer trip then on the way there, the group got out at the hotel. Lee immediately ran to his room for reasons unknown to the people he left in his dust. Kiba winked at Naruto, who half waved back, and walked to follow lee back to his room. Naruto and Sasuke hung around to help Temari back to the room. He back was killing her from all the extra weight and she could barely walk. Naruto had his arm tightly around her waist along with Shikamaru, as she breathed deeply.

"Do you think we should take her to the hospital? I'M really getting scared."

Shikamaru looked scared too. Naruto wasn't sure though yet if they should call and ambulance

"Let's just go to me and Sasukes room so she can lie on the bed and relax." As they walked gaara headed from the opposite direction towards them, and greeted his sister at the door. He had already opened it with his sand.

Shikamarus heart began to race and he looked like he was going to faint. Sasuke walked up and patted him around the shoulders.

"Relax Shikamaru; don't give yourself a heart attack Temari is going to be fine."

"Where's Kankuro gaara?"

"I don't know I think he went off to some ventriloquist's convention again.

"Oh yea perfect timing…." Naruto muttered

Gaara shrugged and continued on his way, apparently heading to the pool for a quick swim.

They all walked into the room. Naruto let go of Temari and she collapsed onto the bed with a moan of relief.

Naruto and Sasuke sat together and watched TV while Shikamaru and Temari slept in the comfortable bed in the other room. Sasuke was lying with his head propped up against the headboard with some pillows. And Naruto was resting his head on the raven's chest, and wondering when Shikamaru and Temari were going to leave.

"Hey Sasuke? Can I ask you something?"

"You just did dumbass…"

Naruto playfully nudged him in the stomach and went on.

"Did you notice? I think Kiba was coming onto me I swear…and he's so sexy I didn't resist much either…" Sasuke looked up sharply at Naruto

"But of course-"he rubbed Sasukes stomach

"No one is nearly as sexy as you…"

"Yea right Naruto you do that every time…"

"And I mean it every time too!" Naruto replied defensively

Sasuke began flipping channels while Naruto patiently waited for him to settle on one.

"Hey Sasuke…lets have sex : ) " Sasuke looked down in surprise at the abruptness of this statement.

"Gees naru you little horndog. That was so random. And why do you want to do that on the night when Shikamaru and Temari are here…"

"I was just saying it would have been fun, OWW!"

Naruto snapped as Sasuke pressed to hard down on his airplane bruise

"Sorry Naruto, anyways, lets wait till after they leave…and Kiba says I never get laid, as if…and Naruto you really know what you are doing..."

Naruto smiled and made a shh gesture across his lips. He brought his body up so he and Sasuke were lying inward facing each other... Naruto had one hand on Sasukes waist and the other in the raven's hair while Sasuke was just waiting to have some fun.

Naruto pulled away from Sasuke and slid into the other bed as suddenly Temari bolted from the other room and into the bathroom. Loud plops echoed in the bottom of the porcelain bowl.

"Awww poor Temari she's really getting it rough. It seems like the closer we get to the due date the more irritable and sicker she gets…what a drag." Shikamaru was leaning with his arms crossed in the door frame with his head down.

"Gee sorry Shikamaru, but you know it'll be worth it in the end."

Shikamaru nodded

"Me and Temari should probably be getting back to our own room anyway, sorry for keeping you guys awake."

"No its okay! Really, our beds bigger Shikamaru you'll be more comfortable..."

Shikamaru waved Narutos gesture away saying that it was okay.

"Gaara's been getting on my nerves lately with the threats, saying stuff like if I ever leave Temari he'll "sue my ass for child support"

Temari finally came back out of the room wiping her arm on her sleeve.

"Shikamaru go and g-get some pepto bismo, no wait actually S-Sasuke go and get me some pepto bismo…"

All three boys just stared at her as her irritability rose.

"NOW!"

"I actually already have some leftover that was prescribed to me when I got sick on the plane; will t-that be okay Temari?" Sasuke almost whispered it scared of what her reaction might be

She nodded and Sasuke bolted into the other room, coming back with the pink bottle that Said Pepto-Max across the top. Temari grabbed the bottle out of the ravens hands and chugged it down, only stopping when Shikamaru screamed that she was gonna get sick again and snatched it away.

Temari walked with a hand to support herself from her sore back and sat down on the bed.

'Shikamaru can we just get a cesarean please? I want this baby out NOW!!!"

"Temari it should only be another 3 days or so before its due, we'll just do it together, okay?" Shikamaru walked over and gave his very pregnant wife a big hug. He leaned down and pressed his ear on her round stomach.

"I hope it's a boy…"