I'm scared of what this chapter might hold…..
AN: my precher told me all da jesus stories an wrote down da names 4 me so i cud use dem in my story. da following is a true story. It's as true as the fact that we live on Venus in 4,000,222 degree weather.
I was so amazed i wuz gonna pee myself... jesus... WAS WHITE!11 Yes, yes he is.
"oh my god" i sed.
"hey hey hey dont talk abot my dad dat way" he sed
"im sorry" i sed
"i havent seen u b4. were r u from" he sed I'm from a world of illiterate people.
"im from the future and ive cum 2 da past 2 invent fried chikin" i sed
"fried chikin" he sed "wuts that" Jesus doesn't know something?
"its da best food in da hooooole world" i sed
"why do u want to creat fried chikin" he sed Cause I'm black.
"becuz witout it i cant use magik" i sed
"well i can fix dat" sed jesus
den he put his hand on my hed and sed "HEAL" and... my magik powers were back!11 *le gasp*
"wow" i sed. i looked at da ground. "fried chikin" i sed but dere wuz no ried chikin,
"you should get rid of that gun" sed jesus "theyre not allowed at school. u cud get crucified" Wait…he spelled "crucified" correctly? *le gasp again*
i didnt no how he saw da gun but he pointed to my shirt and dey flew out an disapered.
"dont u need a wand 4 dat" i sed
"i never need a wand" he sed I just need my father.
"wow u must b a grate wiserd" i sed
"i lerned it at skool. do u go 2 school?" I didn't learn if from God.
"i used to..." i sed
"u have to go 2 skool" sed jesus " dat way you can get a high payin job. What job can you get in 8000 B.C? Dinosaur trainer? wen i graduate i want 2 b a carpender"
"well until i make fried chikin and get home can i go 2 ur school?" i sed Which is my school but in the past?
"sure but we need 2 go see da dumbledoor first" sed jesus Dubledore is old, but not 10,000 years old!
I admit-not my bets commentary on these chapters. I'll try to make it more funny. :D