(Watchpoint: Gibraltar)
The team of heroes were currently outside, taking their sheets and getting ready to see who would win the little challenge they all agreed upon.
Last week Junkrat whined about how they needed a vacation, and surprisingly everyone agreed. That was the easy part, the difficult part was agreeing on where to go. Zarya wanted to go to Russia, Mei wanted to go to Antarctica, 76 to Tennessee, Junkrat to China (which surprised everyone), Roadhog to the Grand Canyon, Reaper to Niagara Falls (again, they shocked some people), and the list goes on. After getting a bad headache from all the arguing, Assassin shot the ceiling to get everyone's attention. He came up with a challenge that everyone could do and whoever won would get to choose where the team went.
The challenge was simple. Make a music video of literally anything (as long as it was legal) and the team would vote for who won. Everyone agreed and most ran off to begin their little projects, while those like Symmetra and Mercy didn't really care where they went.
So after a week, here they were. Everyone was sitting in some type of chair, with a giant white screen in front of them and a projector in the back. Winston had collected everyone's video and would be in charge of playing them.
"Everybody ready?" He asked, receiving nods and flasks raised in approval. Smiling, he began playing the first video.
(1 hour later)
"This is a lot more boring then I thought." Assassin whispered to Reaper, who laughed quietly and nodded. After an hour of watching videos (some of which were just members of the team doing some task while their country's national anthem played in the background) it got boring very quickly.
Now they were watching Junkrat's video, where he stood on a thin, 15 foot pole while juggling flaming bowling pins over a kiddie pool filled with hungry snakes. This was the second most interesting video in Assassin opinion, with the first being Tracers. In hers she was swinging multiple batons (with the help of her Blink and Rewind abilities), while wearing a cheerleading outfit with the British national anthem playing in the background.
Yes Assassin disliked most of the videos with that format (like Zaryas, where she pumped iron with the Russian anthem played, a video that got a lot of love from Reinhardt) he loved Tracers for a very specific reason. Tracer in a cheerleading skirt was heaven.
Assassin was brought back from his daydreaming of Tracer in a cheerleading outfit by screaming, and watched as the Junkrat in the video ran away with multiple snakes attached to his ass. He and some of the others laughed loudly as the camera was knocked to his side, and as Roadhog chased Junkrat in an attempt to help. The video ended with Roadhog holding Junkrat down with one foot while pulling a snake off of his friends butt.
"Okay everyone, here's the last video." Winston informed, drawing sighs of relief from most of the team. "And it's from...Sombra?" Winston blinked, before shrugging and playing the video. Assassin turned, eyeing the Latina suspiciously as she grinned like a Cheshire cat.
His attention was brought back to the sound of a soft siren playing from the screen. He turned, and watched as he himself was in the video. It started off with Assassin, taking off a pair of sunglasses and staring at something off screen intently, before the word 'Womanizer' appeared above his head.
He chuckled, before pressing a button on his watch and zapping Sombra yet again.
Superstar
Where you from, how's it going?
Assassin is shown walking into Sombra's base.
I know you
Got a clue, what you doing?
You can play brand new to
All the other chicks out here
But I know what you are
What you are, baby
Look at you
Gettin' more than just a re-up
Baby you
Got all the puppets with their strings up
A very well made drawing of Assassin is shown, smiling evilly as strands of string protrude from his fingertips. At the end of each string is a different puppet looking female member of the team. Tracer on his index, Widow on his middle, DVa on his ring, and even Mercy on his pinky.
Fakin' like a good one
Assassin is shown giving a bouquet of roses to Tracer.
But I call 'em like I see 'em
I know what you are
What you are, baby
Assassin is walking through a city, arm wrapped a unknown females shoulders as she leans into him.
Womanizer, woman-womanizer
Assassin and Tracer are shown cuddling in his bed.
You're a womanizer
A picture is shown of Assassin and Widow sitting next to each other from the previous night.
Oh, womanizer, oh
Assassin and Mercy are shown in the kitchen. Assassin's smiling wide as chocolate dripped from his finger while Mercy looked confused. There were some chocolate on her nose.
You're a womanizer, baby
Assassin has DVa pressed against a wall. She's blushing like crazy but his face isn't shown.
You, you, you are
You, you, you are
Womanizer, womanizer
Womanizer
Boy don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
Boy don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
You got me going
Assassin is smiling, sun gleaming off of his pearly whites.
You're oh so charming
He's in a tux now, reminding some of a young James Bond, while others are reminded of a young John Wick.
But I can't do it
You womanizer
Boy don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
Boy don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
You say I'm crazy
I got you crazy
You're nothing but a
Womanizer
Daddy-O
You got the swagger of a champion
Assassin is in a tux again.
Too bad for you
You just can't find the right companion
Another drawing is shown. Assassin is up front with Tracer, Widow, and DVa behind on his left and Genji and McCree behind his right.
I guess when you have one too many
Assassin is shown drinking with Genji.
Makes it hard, it could be easy
Now he's shown drinking with McCree.
Who you are
That's just who you are, baby
Lollipop
Must mistake me, you're the sucker
To think that I
Would be a victim, not another
Say it, play it, how you wanna?
But no way I'm ever gonna
Fall for you
Never you, baby
Womanizer, woman-womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer, oh
You're a womanizer, baby
You, you, you are
You, you, you are
Womanizer, womanizer
Womanizer
Boy don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
Boy don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
You got me going
You're oh so charming
But I can't do it
You womanizer
Boy don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
Boy don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
You say I'm crazy
I got you crazy
You're nothing but a
Womanizer
Maybe if
We both lived in a
Different world
(Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer)
It would be all good
And maybe I could be your girl
But I can't
'Cause we don't
Womanizer, woman-womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer, oh
You're a womanizer, baby
You, you, you are
You, you, you are
Womanizer, womanizer
Womanizer
Boy don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
Boy don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
You got me going
You're oh so charming
But I can't do it
You womanizer
Boy don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
Boy don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
You say I'm crazy
I got you crazy
You're nothing but a
Womanizer
Boy don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
Boy don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
Womanizer, woman-womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer, oh
You're a womanizer, baby!
The video ended with a picture of Assassin, smiling goofily. It faded to black, signifying the videos end. Everyone just sat there silently, except for Sombra. She was on the ground still being zapped by the shock collar.
Tracer was blushing like crazy from the photo of the two cuddling was shown, DVa and Widow were blushing from their separate photos, and you could see it in Assassins eyes how badly he wanted a drink right about now.
"I think Sombra won. How about you all?" Winston asked the team.
"Yes!" Was the majority consensus of the team.
"No!" Assassin shouted over the others.
"Well it's agreed. Once Sombra wakes up I'll ask her once she wakes up." Winston informed before he and the others walked away and back to their rooms, leaving Sombra laying on the ground in her little pool of drool.
(I was honestly too lazy to write scenes throughout the song. Sorry)