[EMMETT POV]
The ride home was pretty queit, seeing as Bella left without Edward and Rose. I didn't honestly blame her for being pissed off at those two, they are the ones with their heads up each other's asses. I honestly didn't know which one ended or begined at this point.
My Bella was trying so hard to control her anger, I was feeling very proud of her. I know once we step out of this car, Bella is going to unleash though. Its part of her character, enough though having her angry is scary, I fully support her. I mean what else would I do?
I kept my hand on her thigh, with her hand placed on top of mine the whole way home. We didn't need to speak words, I understand she was upset and I honestly am too. It pissed me off that the family thinks that just because we arent around them twenty four seven that we are off having sex. I understand that I'm the funny one of the family, the one who jokes around and sure, I don't focus on something for too long unless it is my awesome video games or my mate, but what is the point in focusing on anything else for too long?
Either way, the shit is gonna hit the fan when we get home. I can just feel it in my bones!
I hear Bella chuckle darkly to herself, and I assume she's using her full powers at the moment. She had been trying to only let things in that were going to cause danger, in order to give others their privacy. Now she's using her full fledge abilities. Yeah, the shit is going to hit the fan.
Once in the drive way, I see that Carlisle and Esme are the first ones home, bringing Bells and I in second. I look over to Esme and she has a concerned look on her face as she see's Bella's side profile. I know Esme loves my girl as if she were her own, and she has been worried about her ever since Rose brought up the whole being born in the world a violent way.
Bella is still fucked up by how being born killed her mother. She honestly hasn't really came to terms with it, she just pretends she's alright. Though the talks we have when we spend time alone lets me know otherwise.
Within a blink of an eye Bella kisses my cheek and tells me she loves me and is out of the car faster than anything I have ever seen before.
I looked over and see her standing in the yard a few yards off to the side of the house.
Her hair is hanging beautifully down her back with the ends touching her butt. I watch as her eyes clothes and a evil smirk graces her lips followed by a low growl.
Soon, her smile becomes wider and her eyes open so they are pitch black, ready for whatever she has planned. I can hear the other's coming from the other side of the treeline, tring to go as slow as they can to bid their asses time.
Bella is already waiting in a tree where she obviously seen they would be coming under. The way she moves so gracefully and soundlessly amazes me. Stealth is definatly her thing alright. Lethal should have been her middle name, because its sexy on her.
I try not to pay to much attention to Bella purched in her tree as the other's finally approach five feet away from her, still not noticing her there.
Once Rose and Alice are under the tree, my mate takes action and pounches with a loud vicious snarl.
Bella lands on top of the both of them kicking them in the direction of the empty part of the yard where she was standing moments ago. Jasper and Edward go to attack to protect their mates, but they arent able to move any farther than the drive way.
Carlisle and Esme soon join my brother and I as I watch my mate circling my two sisters. One vampire against two, it didn't seem fair for Bella, but in honesty, my sisters truly don't have a chance in hell.
Alice and Rose taking small fast steps with their backs to each other as Bella takes predatory like strides around the two girls. Her facial expression deadly, her eyes black, and her teeth showing the venom that's coating them.
My sisters expressions aren't ones of bravery, they are scared as hell, and I know Jasper can feel his mates distress because he's pacing backa nd forth mutter strategies on how to calm Bella down. Everytime he would think of one thing, she would chuckle darkly.
"Surprised I'm not a serial killer, isn't that what you said sister" Bella growled out yet hissed out the word sister bitterly.
Rose's body shakes with fear, it pleases me that her stuck up ass isn't so stuck up right now. Karma is a bitch, and right now karma is in the form of Bella.
"That's not what I ment Bella. I didn't mean it to come out that way."Rose cried in defense
Bella laughed again with no humor, only anger. The sound sent chills down my own spine.
"You think your so perfect" Bella hissed out, her eyes locking on Rose
Bella doesn't give Rose time to respond, she kicks Rose backwards making her flip over Alice and landing on the ground yards away, her left arm and leg making a sickening breaking sound.
Edward tries to go to Rose but he cant break through the sheild she put up so she can let out her agression. Edward is pretty much sobbing for Bella to let him through just to check on her, yet he never gets a response from her.
Bella is already on to her next victim. Alice.
Alice's small body only seemed to become smaller as she froze in fear from the look on my mates face. I know that Alice has been trained to fight by Jasper, but right now I seriously doubt that training is going to do anything for her. Alice has a very slim chance to get a move in against Bella to defend herself.
Bella is still circling Alice, only she's moving in closer. Her fast steps going one direction then changing the other causing Alice to get even more scared. I can tell Alice is trying to see which way Bella will attack, but at the speed and choices she is making right now, I doubt Alice will even see it coming, at least not in a stupid vision.
"Is my taste really that bad, that your so disgusted you have to try to decide things for me" Bella roared loudly. Causing whatever anamials near by to scamper off.
Alice's head is shaking back and forth in a 'no' like motion, she's sobbing at this point. Which I'm almost sure if Alice were human she would have either had a heart attack or piss herself. I think both to be honest.
Without any notice Bella strikes Alice by picking her up at the the throat and flings Alice hundereds of feet passed Rose. By the time Alice lands on her back, Bella has Rose by the throat and is snarling at her.
"Do you wish to see a serial killer Rose? Do you wish to see me be violent. I try so hard to be perfect for you and your presious family, but what do I get in the end? Judgement. I never asked to be born, I never asked for my father and dead mother to make me. If I could go back and change the past I would have made it so I wasn't born." Bella snarls and punches Rose in the face so hard her skin cracks down her cheek.
Edward and Jasper are screaming off the the side, begging me to calm Bella down. But I seriously didn't know how to do it. I turned to take a look at the woman who I come to see as a mother, pleading her with my eyes to help me. Bella is going to snap soon, she will end up killing one of my sisters.
Even though Rose is a selfish bitch with no care in the world but her own, I love her. She saved me with out hesitation, which led me to Bella.
Alice has her own faults, but without her, I wouldn't have known that I would be getting Bella in my life. If you look passed her stupid behavior, she's actually pretty sweet. She's fun and likes to do fun things too. Besides that shopping of hers that she is addicted too. Before Bella came alone, Alice was sort of like my partner in crime when it came to getting the family to do spontaneous things.
Finally after ten mintues of talking to Bella in a soothing voice, Esme and I were able to get Bella to drop her sheild and step away from Alice and Rose. She started sobbing and screaming about how its not her fault she was born.
Alice and Rose ended up hugging and rocking Bella for an hour to get her to calm down.
Alice promised to only help Bella get the wedding ready. She told her
" Its not that I don't think your choices are good, they are great. I'm just not use to this kind of wedding. Red and black arent exactly what I would pick, but I guess that's the thing. Im not you and your not me, so Im sorry for over stepping." Alice cried.
No words from Bella and Rose were said outloud.
I could tell Rose was saying she was sorry for her actions and words. Rose had her eyes locked on Bella and was sobbing histerically.
- NEXT DAY, FAMILY MEETING IN THE DINING ROOM FOR HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENTS-
[ESME POV]
After yesterday's happenings Carlisle and I thought it would be best if we just let the kids cool down.
Today we are going to be giving out their week long homework assignments Dr. Arsewool wrote down for each one of them.
" Alright, after we give you what your needed to work on, or not do then it will begin right away, it will then end the night before our next session. Please no fighting or arguing once everybody is finished." Carlisle sighed out
I know he was mainly talking to our hotheads, which consisted of Rose, Bella, and Edward. Even though Rose and Bella had fought yesterday, I knew better than to believe everything was settled.
The two of them are so much alike, which is why the bumb heads, or at least hold somewhat of dislike towards each other. Though, then again they get along so well with out all of this going on because they are so much alike.
" The first task in the homework, is that Emmett and Bella, for the following week your not to have sex." Charlisle said camly
Looking over at my large son, he looks heartbroken yet keeps trying to cover it. We all know he's better with actions than words, but I believe that he'll survive. Not to mention that he's pretty touchy feely most of the time. He even rubs her feet and gets aroused. I just hope my son can handle the heat, or Ill make sure he stay's out of the 'kitchen'. Bella is a very attractive girl, I think I've even seen lust in the eyes in the rest of the men in this house when they look at her from time to time. She just radiates sexuality, there have been times I've even looked at what she was wearing and took her appearance in fully and thought if I was gay, I'd defiantly want to do my soon to be daughter in-law. And now, fully admitting it, I feel like I need to go to church and confess all my sins and bathe in the baptizing pool!
" Jasper, your to express your emotions and not hold them back. It says for you to talk to the family about how you feel and explain to us why your feeling those feelings. Shutting us out wont help you" I tell him after I read the paper
I look at my emotional son and he's grinning from ear to ear.
"That doesn't mean go out of hand, don't abuse your gift son" Carlisle interviens
His grin falters slightly and then he just smirks. It scares me when my children smirk like that, it only makes me want to put a helmet on my head and duck for cover. They truly are devious, they can turn anything simple into something chaotic!
"Edward, your homework is to let Rosalie make choices for the both of you, though it says that she isn't allowed to go over the top for her own benefit. Also for you to allow space in your relationship, like your own time to hang out and her her own personal space" Carlisle explains.
He looks torn but nods anyways, he really can't put up a fight, because he knows he cant win. Rosalie is his world, she may be able to protect herself but from the Era he's from, its his job to protect her and provide for her. He does just that, though we keep telling him that she isn't some delicate little flower, she is more like a fierce lioness ready to pounce on anybody who dares threaten or harm her.
"Alice, your not to dress anybody for the entire week. Your to let everybody make their own dressing choices for their selves. Your not to be little any wedding plans, your only there for support not the decision making. Also, your to be put on a spending budget this week" I say happily
I truly was happy for her to be put on a budget, she just gets so out of hand. I've had to re-clean the storage space and attic because she had filled it up with things we would never use. I found a freezer full of meat in the attic! A FREEZER!
Alice looked heartbroken, she started to break down in sobs. She said that the therapist was out to get her and was in cahoots with somebody. I really didn't understand what she said to be honest, she was that histerical. Jasper just held her and tried to sooth her.
"What is my budget? I need to know what I'm working with here." She said urgently
She honestly looked like a human strung out on drugs, begging for a fix. Poor thing.
" Every day you will only be given a two hundred dollar amount to spend. Which means, that all credit cares you have in your purses and hidden away in your small box in the left hand corner of your closet will be handed over right away. Your not to shop with anybody else's credit cards either, if you do, then I'll have to freeze your bank accounts until I see fit" Carlisle warns her
She starts sobbing again, and then looks at my other two daughters with deadly glaring eyes.
" You two better not go shopping with out me. I mean it" She growls out
" Its not your place to tell me what to do. All of my credit cards have the name Isabella M. Volturi on them. Meaning that I can chose to buy whatever I want, whenever I want. Though If your nice and be a good little girl, I might just buy something of your liking." Bella said in the voice that one talks to a two year old, while smiling smugly
Before a fight can break out, I decided to continue onward with the assignments.
"Rosalie, your not to pamper yourself like you usually do. No mirros for the whole week. Your also not allowed any contact with Emmett's head. If you so much as break the rules, your to have your other privileges taken away." I explained
"But he is so annoying. Its not my fault I hit him." She said with a hump
"If you so much as touch him I will make you feel worse pain than Jane ever would make a person feel, then I will tear off your arms and burn them. Are we clear" Bella sneered at her
See, I know the hachet with them wasn't burried!
Rose gaped at Bella but nodded her head when she seen the cold dead serious look in my soon to be daughter in-law's eyes.
"Bella, your homework is to go to anger management classes for the week. After each class your to put down your thoughts and how you feel in a journal, and to stay beautiful sweet thang" Carlisle said then gasped after he read it, and put his hand around his mouth looking pleadingly at Emmett who was vibrating with dark eyes looking angrily at his father
I tore the paper from his hand and looked down at the homework written out. The doctor indeed wrote "stay beautiful sweet thang" that was beyond unprofessional
The kids looked disgusted. I didn't blame them. Bella looked angry and horrified
Carlisle composed himself and had the children calm down as much as they could. Emmett finally was released from Edward and Jasper's hold. The had to hold him down so he wouldn't stalk to the therapist's home and kill him, or rib his father's head off his shoulders.
"Girls, your to have bonding time together long with Esme. Your to have that every other night, sort of like a sleep over" Carlisle instructed
The girls and I just smiled and Alice giggled at whatever she told Bella in her mind, because Bella looked at me with an evil smirk. I have a feeling that I'm going to be tortured. I've never been part of girl bonding time, I usually just hear about it. I've only been on a few shopping trips with the girls since Bella arrived, but we usually broke up during shopping and went to different stores. They were more racey in their clothing chocies, as I was more casual.
" Boys, you will have bonding time with myself every other night as well. And no Emmett your not to go buy things for smores, we don't eat human food" Carlisle said yet kept a firm look on Emmett with his late statement.
Emmett looked defeated, mumbling things about how can somebody camp with out the must haves.
See, a few years ago, we decided to try a human experience. Camping. It was a total disaster. Emmett went hunting and brought back a bear that he sucked dry and started to cook him like one would roast a pig. He left the fur on of course, forgetting the logics in human camping, or pig roasting. Though he didn't forget the smores ingredients for 'dessert' or the molded milk that he stashed in the forest a week before the trip. He said he was only trying to keep it fresh.
He ended up holding the milk to hard and it busted, making it spray all over Alice, Rose and myself. It took us a few weeks to get the smell completely off of us. For the first week, our mates wouldn't even stay in the bed with us because we smelled that bad!
"Follwing the bonding time between us men and you ladies, we will then switch parents. I will take the girls and Esme will take the boys and spend time with them" Carlisle said then stayed quiet to see the fight they wre going to put up
"So, your saying, that I have to take anger management classes" Bella whispered out
" Babe, why are you whispering" Emmett whispered to her
It was odd, but they did feed off each other.
" So I don't get angry" She whispered back clenching her hands together so tight you could hear her bones breaking and heal over and over again. It sounded much like one would crack their knuckles, only louder and more painful, which she didn't look in pain, she looked pissed.
"You have to do it for twice a week, its really not that bad sweetie." I tried to sooth her with words. I knew if I got to close she would probably lash out and scream.
She really does have a lot of pent up anger and agression, not only towards other people but with herself. It's not in the slightest healthy, even if she is a vampire.
I makes me worry about her. She has so many things wrong with her emotionally, she tries to cover them up, and she ends up exploding after holding them in for so long, much like Jasper does with his emotions, which I guess arent always his emotions because he can feel everybodies.
"Do I seriously have to? I mean what if I just say I went, and write down something." She askes in her innocent voice
Then her eyes go black as if she is searching, then she groans and searches again, ending up getting the same results
" So I have to meet with Dr. VanWinkle twice a week, how lovely" She says in a deadpan voice.
Everybody just chuckles at her.
DAY ONE - DAY OF HANDING OUT HOMEWORK.
The boys decided that today would be their day for bonding time, so the girls could take their turns with Carlisle tomorrow. We went and bought all the things we would need for our bonding sleep over. Which will be held in the basement away from the boys.
Alice was elated that she was allowed to pick out her own choices, but was bumed out when the three of us told her pointedly that she wasn't allowed to do that, besides the fact we just didn't want her picking our things out.
I really think it was a good thing that she's learning that she shouldn't take away a persons choice just for her own satisfaction. Well, that and the hisses she received from Rose and Bella made her scamper away with a huff.
While shopping for the perfect things, I wondered how the boys were fending on their own, and I really worried for my dear husband. Having to deal with the three boys on his own, not to mention the attitudes they had before they left.
Emmett was made to move out of his room and stay in the guest room near Carlisle and my room. So we could keep an eye and ear on him at night. He wont be as tempted to try to 'pursuade' Bella into letting him get a 'peek'. He of course slowly worked his way to their shared room, and took enough clothes to last him seven days worth as well as his video game systems, a picture of him and Bella, as well as a few of her shirts that held her scent.
It was like a small child being prepared to go away to camp. It was seriously emotional for him, and seemed ridiculous to the rest of us. Though when he screamed that Jasper and Edward would feel and do the same things he was feeling at the moment, which was ' heart wrenching' as he put it. He even sniffled as he passed Bella when we began working our way out the house to come pick up our things.
Edward looked lonely already even when Bella and Rosalie had the idea of finding the most perfect sleep over things. He hovered over her for five minutes before she huffed and told him that he wasn't allowed to that. That she would be fine, explaining if anything was to even seem as a danger, we would have Bella who was the 'DANGER GPS' as she said it. Then of course he muttered Bella was the danger, since she was so lethal.
That ended up having Edward and Bella in a stand off, her begging him to attack her so she could show him just how much of a danger she truly his. Then it effected to Emmett pushing Edward roughly for even speaking such things about his mate.
In the end he reluctantly steped aside and submission into his homework.
Jasper was fine with how things were, besides the fact he was worried which sales woman would be killed if they didn't give Alice free things just so she wouldn't have to pay for them with her 'allowence'. Not to mention he kept pouring out all his feelings, and then laughing when people would act on them.
Carlisle didn't like it one bit that he was over using his gift. So he ended up twisting Jasper's ear almost to the point it was going to come off. He stopped projecting at that moment.
Now, I was beginning to worry for my husband. Being alone with three devious sons doing god knows what, with whatever plans the three of them can plan together in order to get Carlisle to 'losen up, and take life like a man with out a stick up it' as Emmett so colorfully put it!
Once finally out of the store, the girls and I put our purchases in the back of the SUV of Bella's. I go ahead and sit in the back seat with Rosalie, while the other girls take the front with Bella driving.
"Do you think Carlisle is fending alright by himself with them" I say sighing loudly
The three girls snicker and giggle at my worried expression and feelings for my sweet husband.
"Not a chance" Rosalie giggled beside me
" Seriously Mom, since when did having manly bonding time plus making Carlisle tag along alright? They are probably doing something illegal as we speak" Alice said as calmly as she could, though she just burst out laughing cause the other girls to laugh with her.
I calmly look to my newest daughter, hoping she could at least ease my worries. Her eyes meet mine from the rear view mirror, she smiles sweetly showing her perfect teeth and then sighs giggling at the end.
"Alright Ill look, but after this, no peeking. This is supose to be us having a girls night. We're not suppose to worry about the boys. If they just so happen to get into trouble with the law, they will just have to hash it out untill the morning. Right? I mean that is the most responsible thing to do, making somebody sit in jail over night to think about what they had done" Bella asked with mirth, trying in vain to not crack up.
"Very well, just one tiny peek of what they are doing right now. After that, I'll fully be on board with girls night with my most favoirite girls" I said smiling around to my daughters
They of course had to aww and coo at me. If I could blush, I would be, but because of happiness. Its not everyday you get to have three beautiful daughters even if they arent yours biologically.
As we near a red light, Bella puts her sunglasses on to avoid on goers from the other lanes seeing her eyes completely black. We all lean in unconsciously waiting to see whats going on.
A few seconds before the light turns green, Bella chokes back a laugh and takes her sunglasses back off.
"They are doing fine. Carlisle might not go along with them on other circumstances, but he most certainly is trying to see what fun is like for our guys" Bella sniggers while giving Alice a wink.
" So what are they doing exactly" Rose askes
" Uh, shopping?" She says like shes unsure
Of course, Rose and I have no gifts like Alice and Bella do, so we just give them looks that plead for them to tell.
Sighing from the drivers side seat, Bella looks in the rear view mirror.
" They're in Walmart a few towns over." Once that was said, I began to feel alarmed
Of course, with Bella being they ultimat Vampire, she sends me waves of calm and soothness. I almost begin to feel tired. I actually do feel tired. I was about to suggest going to keep an eye on the boys, but everything faded to darkness.
[BELLA POV]
So, maybe I did put Esme asleep, but seriously it was for our own good. I didn't want her to ask the question she was going to ask, which would only wind us up in trouble with noway out of it for a few days.
"You didn't" Rose askes me with wide eyes.
Alice looks back and her eyes widen and then she giggles. I couldn't do much but shrug my shoulders.
"Well, it was either that, or end up tailing the boys like she was going to suggest, then us end up in jail with them. Which do you prefer. Honestly you and Esme were going to end up in a jail cell with some big chick named Bessie! I don't think you would have liked Bessie, Rose. She was going to finger your hair all night and sniff your neck." I said with a reasoning voice
Of course, that did the trick. She looked horrified and alarmed. I know Rose enough to know that she wouldn't want to spend anytime in jail unless it was on her own terms. When she does get send to jail, which unfortunately Alice and I will be with her, she will be giddy with excitement.
"So what do we do? Just let our men get thrown into jail? You know they will be pissed knowing that either you or Alice could prevent it" Rose was starting to freak out.
She was seriously losing her touch!
" Think about it this way, Carlisle is with them. Their bonding times will have to be recorded, start to finish. What do you think the dear creepy family doctor think when he finds out that Carlisle also part took in said bonding time willingly. Not to mention eventually willingly and happily might I add, agreed to some of the things they will do" I asked lightly.
I seriously didn't feel like fighting with her. I honestly just wanted to get along with her. I mean I am joining their family ina few short months. I don't need to have her up my ass or bitching because of anything. She will only end up making me kill her.
"How come I didn't see any of that, the only thing I saw was a maybe choice" Alice whined
"Because they are still acting as if they havent decided. Remember, they know how to get by you most of the time. More likely Jasper. They cant get by me." I said ina reassuring tone.
I looked back in the rearview mirror and watched as Esme's head was being held in Rose's lap. She truly did look peaceful.
" You know, I could make it almost like a real SLEEP over" I stressed the word sleep
Both girls looked excited.
"REALLY" They shouted.
Giggling I just nodded my head and kept humming to the music from the radio. The song really didn't appeal to my ears, but I did it to keep myself from actually doing what Esme wanted to do.
I missed Emmett already, and the small ache in my chest from being away from him was starting to bother me.
This whole going to family therapy and having this week long homework was seriously ridiculous. I'm only going along with it because, I intend to get pay back while doing it. I'm not sure what anybody was thinking, but this by far is one of the most stupidest things I could have ever imagined a vampire family doing. Not to mention the fact our family therapist is a human, a human who has no idea at all of which he is talking about.
Not having sex with Emmett really wont bother me, but I will his touches, the little things he does. Holding my hands or rubbing my feet. The small things he does for me, its not always about sex with us, but I guess it seems that way.
Emmett is going to have a hard time, I mean you should have seen how broken he looked once he had to move some of his things to the guest room, closest to Esme and Carlisle. I just hope they don't part take in any sexual activities. Not to mention the rest of the couples can have sex, it just sucks.
Hmm, though at the end of the week, could be pay back. I don't actually HAVE to sheild the room while we get physical. I cant wait to just be in his arms again. They really are quite nice, his strong muscular arms, so large and safe. God this is going to be such a long week.
Then there is the whole angermanagment classes. Lord, I cant believe I have to go through that again. I hope after this long week is over and after the next session we have, I can get in the therapist's mind and let him believe that all is well on that side of the track. I'm not sure if I will be able to not kill the anger manager.
Looking into the future for that one, he was such a creepo. Trying to cop a feel up my leg. Disgraceful!
[EMMETT POV]
I'm actually have fun with the boys and Carlisle. But I miss Bella so much already.
I cant believe I cant have sex with her for a whole week, I swear that head shrinker is just jealous because I'm with her and he isn't. I saw the way he looked at her, he's so jealous, that's why he's putting me through this pain.
I even had to leave our bedroom! That's so painful, not even being able to sleep next to her at night.
" You cant even sleep Emmett" Edward said sighing from the other end of the isle
Ugh, cant he just tune my thoughts out or something.
" Shut up or else I'll think of Bella in the most colorful way" I sneered at him
He seriously had no room to talk, self righteous bastard. Like he isn't feeling crabby about not being able to hover over Rosalie like some bodyguard. Bitchward.
"Emmett shut up" Edward yelled at me.
Thing is, I wasn't talking, so when the humans walked passed him or were standing next to him, they ran away thinking he was insane.
A person who hear's peoples voices in their head, ha, that is insane. Maybe he should be in the crazy house.
I turned him out, and started to fling my fishing pole back and fling it forward again.
We're seeing what we can 'catch' from the other side. Wal-Mart has so many things you could catch, food, candy, toys, clothes, people…so the chances of getting something different are amazing.
I already caught two boxes of condoms a few isles back, not to mention some dirty disgusting diaper some lady had in her purse. Who the hell keeps a thing like that on them? Human's are so strange and disgusting.
My line finally pulled!
"WHOOOO HOOOOO, I CAUGHT SOMETHING I CAUGHT SOMETHING" I shouted with excitement.
I tugged upward and heard a big rip. Hmm sounds like clothing…maybe I caught a human. That was what I was truly aming for. I'd beat Edward in this game.
" OUCH WHAT THE HELL" A deep voice said from the other side of my fishing line.
"oooh, Mommy he said a bad word" a child whispered to his mother
I kept on realing in my catch of the day, I looked to Edward who was standing next to me looking excited.
Yeah, we all actually were enjoying Manly Boding Time! Carlisle is off with Jasper as his partner. They're suppose to be helping the needy, whatever that ment.
"Crikey, this seems to be a bit of a big one mate" Edward said in his Croc Hunter voice.
He really sounded like a cheap version, but I didn't want to rain on his parade and make him cry.
"That it does mate. Let's use this shelve as leverage. On three, lift with all your might mate" I told him in my awesome Aussie accent.
One, I thought in my head to Edward
Two, I thought again
THREE! I screamed to him
We must have used a bit too much force, because when we leaned back, we ended up having a cause and effect situation.
Using the shelve to pull off from made it lean forward, then when the human got stuck, it fell backward. Now of course Edward and I wasn't hurt, but the human ended up getting stuck inside the shelve with the hook twisted in his underpants. He had a massaive wedgy.
The icing on the cake was when the bystandards went screaming off in different directions. WORSE.. I forgot to throw away the dirty diaper I caught not to long ago, which, Edward ended up landing in it.
By the time we scrambled out from under the shelve and left our fishing items alone, Edward went to get a change of clothes from the racks, and I went to find my father and brother.
I really didn't feel the need to stick around Eward's shitty ass, he smelt so bad!
Not really feeling like being with the party pooper Carlisle manages to be, I decided to hit up the electronics section. Why not cause a bit of hell there while Im at it?
I started scopping out the innocents, when all the TV's started showing a music video, Lady Gaga!
"OH EEEM GEEE, THIS IS SOO MY SONG" I shouted and fist pumped
I grabbed something for a microphone and hopped up on the checkout counter and started to hynotize the customers with my awesome dance and singing skills.
[JASPER POV]
I really didn't get a good feeling about this, no not one bit at all.
Carlisle was currently inside the 'LADIES' fitting room humming some stupid tune.
He's been in there for a bout five mintues now, every time somebody goes in one stall, or comes out of another, they glance at the one hes been hiding in and they shutter.
"LIKE OH MY GOD, THERE ISNT ANY TOILET PAPER IN HERE" Carlisle finally screeched out in his regular voice.
Right on que, the gasps and breathes being sucked in from the women around him could be heard. One by one they ran from the fitting room they were renting.
Of course, one woman wasn't even completely dressed, so she was only in a pair of jeans and her bra. Her body was repulsive!
Next thing I know, Edward is being dragged away from the men's section of clothing, which, he was wearing some of the mens section .
What the hell happened to his clothes?
He looked over to me with a paniced expression and whispered vampire speed.
"Get Emmett, he's just flung a DVD like a frizbee at one of the TV's and its broke. And for god sakes, get Dad the hell out of here " He growled out the last part
As he was dragged away, I looked over to find Carlisle fighting with a group of ladies.
With a groan I jogged over to him to find out what he was doing.
"Ma'am I was only trying to help you. The color doesn't go well with your hair, and it makes your bottom look huge." Carlisle said politely
The ladies gasped and started hitting him over the head with their purses.
I deicided to just let him fend for himself and find Emmett. I mean, whats the harm in leaving him with those women, he was the one who told one of them she had a huge ass. Alice would kill me if I even said anything close to her ass looking huge!
I wonder what would happen if Esme heard him? Hmm. I don't really want to know.
On the way to get Emmett, I seen a rack of bikes. They looked so lonely and non-used. I decided to see if it was still easy to ride a bike, its been ages since I been on one.
Picking out the Spiderman Huffy, mounted it, and gave it a few goes up and down the isle. Obviously satisfied by my choice, I took my time admiring the sites on the way to the Electronic's section.
- later on -
[ CARLISLE POV]
I hate my sons. Why did I even agree in going to Wal-Mart?
Why did I have to suggest family therapy?
Why did I have to try to bond with my kids?
Why did I have to want everybody to get along?
WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
If it wasn't for me, I wouldn't be stuck in this mess sitting next to Big Bob and his bitch.
You see, things sort of got out of hand, all the excitement in embrasing being young and bonding with the boys clouded my mind.
I ended up getting asulted by a group of women who then claimed sexual harrassment. Of course the employee in the woman's department said I was causing a major disterbance!
If Alice would have been there, she would have agreed I was doing those ladies a service! I was trying to warn them not to ruin their image more than they already had done! My lovely pixie of a daughter would have been mortified if she seen the choices!
It gets worse, Emmett decided after his electronic fiasco, to play 'pimp my ride' with one of the damn electronic sitting shopping carts. He spray painted the whole thing in his and Bella's favorite colors, then started dumping insane amounts of glitter everywhere saying it was 'bling' whatever the hell that is!
Edward got caught in the men's clothing section stripping off his clothes the security said he 'spoiled' then proceeded to put on clothes that were on the racks, ripping price tags off and stuffing them in random pockets of clothes that were on display. After escaping the security he then started scaring away all the costumers by carrying around stuffed animals and stroking them lovely and whispering endearments at them.
Jasper, that boy couldn't go anywhere with out causing some sort of scene about a war. He took over the toy isles and constructed an entire army of action figures, pro wrestlers, and Barbie's. Every time a child would come closer than five feet of his armies he would literally growl at them!
What took the whole cake, was when Emmett decided to pretend 'rob' the Subway inside of the Wal-Mart with fake water pistols he spray painted, along with the rest of us.
I was so drugged up on Jasper's emotional projection between the three of my sons, I had no choice but to go along with it! It was an out of body experience almost.
I glared over at my sons. Emmett looked blissfully happy, Jasper looked bored out of his mind, and Edward was looking cautiously at Bob's bitch who kept scooting closer and closer to him.
We needed to get out of here and quick, but the girls weren't even answering their phones! I kept making decisions of eating Bob! Hopping Alice would see my RED ALERT, but did anybody come, Did anybody answer their phones?
NO! THEY DIDN'T COME AND THEY DIDN'T ANSWER THEIR PHONES! I know they are probably sitting at home laughing it up right now! While I'm sitting here next to some foul human who's extremely on the husky side, wanting nothing more than to cuddle up next to my wife and weep for the next few hundred years!
[ESME POV] - NEXT DAY.
After Bella knocking me out into a vampire induced sleep, I woke up refreshed surprisingly.
The girls and I had the most amazing sleep over/bonding time. I was feeling very accepted into the group with my daughters. They included me in everything. From celbrity crushes, to gossiping about the human's around town, and to sexual stories with our mates. They didn't even cringe at the things I told them about Carlisle and I. They giggled, as I giggled with them and their stories.
The girls and I were very sad, and felt bad for accusing Bella and Emmett for being sex aditcts. She showed us the memories of her and Emmett getting away for private quality time together and just talking. I was amazed in how much time they spend just speaking to each other to looking out at whatever scenary was around them, with no words being said.
They truly are lovely.
Rose and Bella and Alice of course had a cry fest in speaking on their problems with each other. All the girls cried together and said they were sorry for whatever mean sour things they ever said or thought.
I think it was a great time to spend time together. The girls got to know me on a more mom basis and could trust me with more problems in the future. They don't always come to me, they usualy got to each other, but now I can see them coming to me with whatever dilema they have.
We laughed, giggled, and cried together. Sang songs on Alice's karaoke machine, gave each other facials, manicures, pedicures, and done each other's hair.
Instead of having pop corn and candies, Bella provided us with blood punch, and other vampire things she made up with her powers. It was actually nice to use the nice wine glasses for something other than for show!
We all laid down and watched our favorite movies, and movies that we never seen before. We talked about which actors were the best looking and which actresses should have been chose for the parts we didn't agree on.
The entire night, Bella and Alice kept us updated on what the boys were doing. I was actually shocked with Bella would project it into our minds. Seeing Carlisle being beat up by old ladies made us all laugh so hard we would have tears running down our faces if we were humans.
Finally the time came when they were arrested. Bella explained to me that they should have to sit in jail over night to think of what they did wrong. I actually agreed with her on that subject, because no doubt my own mother would have done that to me in my human days. Carlisle's human father would skin him alive!
Finally at two in the afternoon, the girls and I decided to pick the boys up at the police station a few towns over. Good thing they didn't wreck havoc closer to Forks, news would spread faster than butter over hot bread!
We needed to hurry, so we could catch Bella's anger management appointment. The girls and I decided to go along with her for support. Besides, Rosalie thought it would be best if we go, just incase Bella gets angry and accidentally kills the human. With her temper you never know what your going to get.
Bella and Rose ran and picked up Emmett's jeep, so we wouldn't all be piled into her SUV. Such a good thing those two have such bigger vehicles, or else w would all be driving separately!
Alice and I were driving the SUV, we have the boys a change of clothes so they wouldn't have to wear their jail outfits. Besides Bella said they weren't allowed to step foot into her car smelling and wearing those disgusting things.
They boys all looked relieved to have been bailed out of jail, though they weren't happy to have been told not to step foot in the SUV without changing their clothing first!
We made them go back inside the police station with their change of clothes, and use the bathroom to switch outfits.
After that was all finished they jumped into the SUV, and we drove to meet Bella and Rose at the anger management office.
Once on arrival, Bella was speaking heatedly with the woman at the front desk.
" I don't care which doctor was assigned to me, I am requesting a woman doctor, not a male" Bella said glaring daggers into the poor girl who looked like she was about to loose her lunch right there.
After heated arguments, Bella finally got her way and was switched doctors. I wasn't sure if it was her doing by her anger, or her doing by her powers to control the mind. Either way, Bella got her way, and was very happy about that.
Turning around she locked eyes with Emmett. They both grinned like crazy and she launched herself at him. Emmett's hold on her was very tight, if she were human she would have been dead right away. They embrace made us all hug each other, it was very contagious.
Bella was finally called back by a very round lady with fizzy yellow hair and thick rimmed glasses.
"Is that her anger manager person" Emmett asked looking worried.
We all sniggered about that.
"Yes, she was going to have a pervert for a doctor, but she managed to switch them" I giggled
He didn't seem to think it was funny, He scowled and then got a mushy look on his face, Bella must of said something mentally to him. I looked to Edward and he shuttered. Poor baby, he as to hear so many things that he doesn't like to hear.
"Shh I'd like to hear what's going on " Rosalie hissed at nobody dramatically
Of course we all got quiet and listened it. They already introduced their selves, so that part was over. You could hear shuffling around in the room, Hmm…I wonder if Bella is laying down on a couch right now.
"Edward is she laying on a couch" I asked quietly, earning a glare from everybody .. Gees I was only asking
He nodded his head yes and I just listened
" So Isabella, I'd like to start off by asking what centers your anger" Dr. Perez asked
I could hear Bella sigh so quietly, the human couldn't hear. She's already getting annoyed? Seriously?
"What do you mean what centers my anger? " Bella asked
Oh, she is so not even trying.
[BELLA POV]
I cant freaking believe I have to even be here, seriously anger management! Like this human can actually help me manage something that I can't even help.
"So Isabella, Id like to start off by asking what centers your anger?" The ugly Dr asked
If something centers my anger, shouldn't that mean it helps control it? isn't that what people do, center their selves in order to not be stressed and so they become calm and relaxed?
"What do you mean what centers my anger?" I asked, trying to sound polite
God, this really was a bad idea agreeing to come here. This lady doesn't even know what she's talking about. Or at least she cant even say what she's meaning to say. Idiot.
"What causes the anger that builds deep inside of you, dear. " She asked me
Like I really could tell her everything that causes my anger, I would end up breaking my own laws! Laws that I actually firmly believed in! There are so many things that causes my anger. May be I could figure out a way to get her to give up on my anger problems. I can contain my anger, I just never had to learn or try to.
"Well, what causes the anger that builds up inside of you, Doctor" I shot back at her
I sat and copied her own body language. Though mine looked better, her round body didn't exactly give her the privilege to sit cross legged like I could.
She of course looked shocked, then she looked worried.
I sat there as she went through her own thoughts. I didn't even bother reading her mind, I was rather annoyed with her voice, I'm sure her mental voice was just as annoying.
" Isabella, we're speaking about you, not about me. I need to get to the bottom of this so I can help you. So please, open up to me. " She almost pleaded.
I smiled sweetly at her, like the caring woman that I am.
"Sharron, I may call her that right? " I asked her sweetly
She nodded and smiled softly at me. Which I smiled back.. God this lady was seriously about to get played.
" Well Sharron, I would only feel the most comfortable telling you what makes me angry if you tell me about you first. Please, it will make you feel better" I told her, sounding much like a professional!
I sent her waves of acceptance and she effectively laid back in her chair, sighing.
- 45 Minutes Later -
" And that's how my anger started. Ever since I found out Archie had been cheating on me, I held it in for so long after the break up I couldn't take it any more and I exploded! Though seeing him again years later was surprising, but what felt amazing was keying up that stupid ugly red and yellow bucket he calls a car and smashing all of the windows" Sharron shared with me
"Mmhm, and how did it make you feel after that" I asked her gently.
This lady was one serious basket case! How they allowed her to become a licensed doctor is fucking beyond me.
"Oh it was almost orgasmic Dr. Volturi truly! I felt on top of the world. Now every time I even think a boyfriend is cheating, I just smash their car into pieces, feeling better seconds later!" She sighed happily.
A small ding was heard.
" Well I guess our session is over, Ill see you soon" I told her as I walked out.
The family was sitting shocked, awe those eves droppers! Didn't they know it was rude and not very classy. Giggling mentally I just waved the family on and left the building.
The rest of the week went by swiftly.
Nothing of drama really happened. Well besides the part when Emmett and I got arrested for having sex in a public place. Well technically it wasn't public, it was behind the library between the bushes. Its not my fault he kept rubbing my sides and legs like that, they are my sensitive spots!
Besides it wasn't exactly sex! We didn't break any of the rules, he was the one with his head between my legs, I was only the innocent receiver! I had no idea what was going to happen. Okay, so it wasn't so innocent, but we were horny for Christ sake! You cant ask a sexually active couple to just NOT have sex for a whole week and expect them to live!
The embarrassing part about it was that Emmett ripped my pants right off of me, and I had nothing to wear but Emmett's extra huge shirt he was wearing, thank god he had two on!
Jasper ended up getting in trouble for making people angry or sad or mad or lustful all the time around him. Half the time he wasn't even angry or sad or mad! Though I never told that secret, either did Edward, we rather enjoyed watching Alice get angry at her shoe for no reason and her throwing it in no specific direction. One time it hit Rosalie in the face, it was almost like the Brady Bunch when the girl gets hit with the football, though we never caught it on camera.
Esme and Carlisle gave up bonding time with us all together. They played ref's. Esme lasted on our first bonding session, though the second one had her emotionally distraught. I thought she would like going to the male strip club, she ended up walking out horrified and sexed Carlisle up so good when she got home, we didn't see them for a day o two.
Rosalie and Edward were getting better. He wouldn't hover as much around her. Though he still freaked out when specially when she got hit with Alice's shoe. He panicked and acted like a puss. Though when he tried to attach Alice for it, and Jasper got involved, Esme was called into the fight.
Edward put on his best mama's boy act right away, making it so he didn't get into trouble, only leaving Jasper in trouble for fucking around with emotions. Karma bit him in the ass!
Rosalie hasn't hit Emmett in the head once, though she did raise her hand to do it, but she ended up with three of her fingers missing from yours truly! I did warn her, so now she knows better. Though I have an idea that she will end up doing it again, just not yet.
Besides Emmett and I getting arrested that one innocent little time, we were good. I actually went back to anger management and helped people realize Dr. Sharron wasn't really all that mentally ready to hold a job that serious. They shipped her off to a mental institution on the other side of the country!
She did after all try to attack her secretary for humming the song, Before He Cheats. Sharron just assumed there was a cheater on the lose, and since her secretary was a fake bleach blonde, she attacked her. The girl Archie, Sharron's ex-boyfriend, was a fake blonde. It totally fucked up her psyche!
Alice still hasn't really shopped, she did spend every penny she had on her budget with no left over's when she got the money each time.
The people at the Dollar Tree were scared of her and actually had to the call the police on her a couple of times. It was a very sad sight to see!
So now here we are, sitting back in the waiting room of the family Therapist.
Everybody silently praying that it would be fast.
Emmett because he wanted to move back into our room, and have 'special' time.
Alice because she wanted to go shopping.
Jasper because he wanted the anticipation he was being drowned in to be over with.
Carlisle because he was regretting ever suggesting coming to this man, he was blaming himself and the fashion freak of a family therapist for everything that's happened over the week.
Esme because she wanted a calmer house.
Edward and Rose could really care less.
After a good twenty minutes of waiting, and listening to the annoying woman at the desk click her pen constantly as she read her book the Doctor came out.
"AHH, CULLEN FAMILY, AND ISABELLA!" The pervy said joyously
Yeah, its really a joy to be here, ugh yeah right!
"Please come in, we shall speak about your week homework assignments." He rushed us in his office.
Once we were all seated, very much like in our last session, he set out all of his tablets and pens.
He looked up with his glasses perched on his nose, and looked directly at Emmett and smiling a somewhat genuine smile and smug smile.
"Emmett, we will begin with you, how did your homework go along with the week." The human asked
Dispite being angry with the guy, Emmett smiled his wide dimple grin, bringing me closer to him .
"Well, Doc …."
A/N-
Soo, everybody how did you like the update? Was it funny? Stupid? Horrible?
Seriously let me know these things! I know I skipped Carlisle and the girls bonding as well as Esme and the boys bonding, but I really couldn't get into it. I skipped around when I felt it was needed.
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