A Tale of Two Cousins Short
Extra Scene: "The Day Jordan Wasn't Hit On"
As the Group made their way into town, an unusual event occurred. It started with a single man leering at the group. While this wasn't an unusual occurrence in itself, especially after the girls joined the Sanzo-ikkou what followed afterwards was and will forever be known as: "The day Jordan Wasn't Hit On".
The man, who had started this event, seemingly insignificant at the time, had started following the group as soon as they walked into town. While the group was well aware of him they continued to ignore him until…
"Hey, sweet cheeks, what say you ditch those losers and come be entertained by a real man."
Jordan sighed in annoyance, there's always one asshole…. "That's funny, cause the only real man I see is currently in front of me, holding a cat." She retorted, bored by the short conversation. "And I'm willing to bet that, that's still more pussy than you've ever seen." Despite the seemingly backhanded insult directed to the rest of her comrades, Gojyo chuckled in amusement, while Sanzo ignored her in favor of looking for a news paper stand causing him to lag behind his group. Hakkai only smiled as he and Goku continued to lead the group into town. Said cat was purring in amusement in Hakkai's arms, sharing the space with every one's favorite dragon.
The enraged man sputtered indignantly before he said something that would throw the group into chaos. "The fuck?! Bitch, did it look like I was talking to your skanky ass?!" The group only raised their eyebrows in curiosity, but didn't bother to turn around and look at him. "I was talking to the blonde bomb shell; she looks like she can show a guy a good time." This was punctuated by a firm slap to Sanzo's ass. The group finally stopped walking due to being stunned. While they all knew that Sanzo has been hit on before, this is the first time they've actually bore witness to it, Goku on the other hand almost seemed used to it. This is understandable considering he's spent the most time traveling with the man. Soon Jordan was also laughing with the redheaded Kappa while even Hakkai was chuckling in amusement. The same resonating thought echoed through everyone's mind. This stupid motherfucker is about to die. "Get your fucking hand off of me!" the command in the deep voice and the gun currently pointing at his face, was more than enough to educate his sexual assaulter on his gender.
The man was momentarily stunned, before he focused his attention elsewhere, "Shit you're a dude, my bad man, sorry." The foolish mortal backed away slowly, Sanzo lowered his gun and stomped away angrily. He was stopped as soon as he heard what the man said next though. "Then how about the redhead, surely with hair and an ass like that, she must certainly…."
Gojyo's amusement abruptly ended then, however the rest of his companions…
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Goku and Jordan ended up on the floor doubled over in laughter. Hakkai while chuckling noticed that Sanzo's shoulders where also shaking violently, but was too far away to be audible to him. It was at this point that Gojyo turned around snarling in hatred, and his Shakujou flashed dangerously in his hand.
"You want to repeat that!"
At this point, the man that was looking to score, ended up running for his life. It's with this ending scene that we bring to a close the day that's known as "The Day Jordan Wasn't Hit On".
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