Kane: Hey Taker, how'd you defeat edge at Wrestlemania
Taker: Well I beat his head against an anvil, Why'd you think the gogoplata(submission maneuver) worked so well.
Vince: Now whoever starts pinning the WWE champion and start 24/7 will get 1 year in prison and 500 fine.
Orton: Thank you.
Vince: Now then Jeff will face hhh for hhh's shot at backlash.
HHH: Oh really.
He hits orton with hammer and pins him.
25 minutes later
HHH: Aw man that was so worth it.
Cop: You have the right to remain silent so shut up!!
HBK: I have the longest WWF/E career.
Cena: Yup even though Ric Flair came in 1991 and you came in 1988. He was just on WCW & NWA.
HBK: 1st Ric Flair next up JBL.
Cena: What about Batista.
HBK: Shut up! Why aren't you fired.
Cena: Good old voodoo.
He takes a Mcmahon doll and takes a dollar bill and touches his head with it.
Vince: Oh my gosh!! I have this feeling I should give Cena a raise.
Kane: Hey whoever thought we'd be champions together.
Taker: What title did you win again?
Kane: I think a WCW title.
Taker: No you have the Hardcore championship.
Kane: Oh yeah. What about 24/7.
Taker: 24/7!
He chokeslams him and pins him.
Taker: Hey I'm not arrested.
Al Snow: Don't worry vince I'll take over.
Vince: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU STILL HERE!!
He hits him with head again & again until the author was done with the chapter.