TIPS for raves
Well, you're going to a rave. How? Either you're suicidal, or an idiot. Here are some things that may change your mind about going.
1.) People WILL approach you, trying to sell you drugs. Just because the drugs may look kid friendly doesn't mean you should pop them! Ecstasy isn't kid friendly. Cocaine is not kid friendly. Just because he hallucinogens may look like FRIENDLY origami doesn't mean it is. If you tried to make origami out of a hallucinogen, you'd probably be dead right now. Drug dealers claim that ectacy is a "stimulant drug" and will "give you a boost". Uh, no. Taking escacy is like darving your own gravestone. You don't know how drugs will affect your body. They may kill you, everyone's body reacts different to drugs.
2.) People usually suck on lollipops and wear little kid backpacks, but this isn't little kid time. The backpacks symbolise getting high, and the lollipops help your teth not to cement together. But a lovely fashion choice, really.
3.) Now, you might ask yourself "it won't be long, right? It can't go past midnight, right? Wrong. Most raves go until 7 in the morning, then, they take a short break, (usually to throw the dead bodies in the shed next door and to buy some more beer) and then the rave continues.
4.) Note to people who have absolutely no common sense. There are small dark bedrooms in the rave building, with beer outside and strange noises coming from inside. DO NOT GO IN THESE BEDROOMS.
SO go to a rave, you'll probably wake up the next morning, teeth cemented together, holding a bag of drugs, and surrounded by dead people in the neighbor's shed. Have fun at the rave, kids!
CLEO OUT!