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Terra couldn't stop thinking about what happened back in the world he had just left.
He felt like he was a great disappointment for allowing the world he had left to be shrouded in Darkness. He could have stayed and tried to help stop the Emperor and Vader but he was pulled away at the behest of Master Yoda and Dawn.
'It is not your fault.' Dawn's voice seemed to whisper in his head.
"Uh, wha-" Terra watched as the summoning jewel containing Dawn shot out of his armor like a shooting star. "Dawn! Wait!"
Terra followed Dawn on his glider through the Lanes Between, marvelling at how fast the jewel was moving through time and space before a flash of light appeared in the path that the summoning shot into, followed quickly by Terra.
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Terra's armor vanished as he walked onto a yellow menger sponge that was floating in space. Terra walked into the cube, looking around the hall before coming upon a yellow square room with four entrances/exits with Dawn in the center of the room and in front of her was a pink human shaped shadow that stretched across the room staring at them along with several other beings that were with it. On the right side of the room were two of them were skeletons with one dressed in a black robe carrying a scythe and the other having a horse like skull with a heart shaped nose and was dressed in light gray farm clothes with a hat on his head. Standing next to them was a walking peppermint candy dressed like a butler with a red bowtie while next to him was a large owl with glowing eyes.
On the left side of the room was a man in a purple cloak with blue skin, red eyes with a crescent shaped scar under one of them, holding a staff with a clock on the end, and there was a clock on his chest. The most noticeable thing about him was that he had no legs, just a floating tail like…
"Clockwork?" Terra asked, seeing the ghost that had helped save Gwen.
"Pleasure to meet you, Terra." Clockwork bowed his head as he turned into an old man. "Welcome to the party."
"Is he the one?" The…creature next to Clockwork asked.
It was a roughly humanoid shaped being with four faces on each side of its jewel shaped head that was floating with no visible connection to its body.
"Yes he is, one of the new generation of Keyblade Wielders." Clockwork answered.
"He don't look much." Next to the four faced human was a floating wolf's head with a baseball cap turned to the side.
"There is more to him than meets the eye, Party God." Clockwork replied.
"Oh hey there. Come for a wish?" The shadow said, sounding human.
Terra gasped slightly as he walked into the room. "What is this place?"
"It's my home. You friends with this girl?" The shadow asked, looking at Dawn. "Just came out of nowhere. What's up with that?"
"Who are you? Where are we?" Terra asked as he looked around.
"Name's Prismo and you're in the Time Room, my room. Hey is she your girlfriend?" Prismo pointed at Dawn. "She's cute."
"Uh…No." Terra answered, caught off guard by the question. "Who are all of you?"
"A valid question, Terra." A man stepped out from behind the Party God. He wore a black suit with a black bow tie, dark hair and a beard. "You are in the Time Room, a place that exists outside of normal time and space. I am Abraham Lincoln. You know my colleague, Clockwork and with us we have the Party God."
Party God howled. "Who's ready to party?!"
"Grob Gob Glob Grod."
"Greetings, Terra."The four faced humanoid said.
"Cosmic Owl."
"Hello." The Owl hooted.
"Peppermint Butler."
"Greetings." Peppermint Butler bowed his head.
"The Grim Reaper."
"Hmph." The skeleton in the black robe humphed.
"And Death."
"Hello." The skeleton dressed in white greeted.
"Death and the Grim Reaper?" Terra asked.
"Don't worry, it's common. Death is Grim's brother who took over after Grim…had to take some time off." Clockwork offered an explanation that made Death chuckle while Grim grumbled.
"So you here for a wish?" Prismo asked.
"A wish?" Terra questioned.
"Duh, a wish. Like you have something you want to like happen to you or do you want have something most in the world. That kind of wish." Prismo explained.
Terra frowned. "You grant wishes? Like a genie?"
"Kind of. It all depends on the wish, man. You see if you want a stop a bad thing from happening you just wish for it but it leads to a completely different outcome that might be good or worse. It's like a monkey paw kind of thing." Prismo chuckled.
"Well, I have a few questions." Terra admitted.
"Questions are not wishes dude. You got to make it like a wish and it can only be one." Prismo pointed out.
Terra frowned. "If I wish for these questions to be answered can it be granted?"
"Yeah as like you made it sound like all one wish. If you wish for one question to be answered that's all you're going to get. So do you have one question or a million questions?" Prismo asked rhetorically.
Terra closed his eyes as he thought it over. "…I wish for three questions to be answered."
"Okay, lay it on me dude." Prismo stated.
"What happened to the people in the world I left?" Terra stated.
Prismo waved a hand and a TV appeared on the right wall and showing the aftermath of Anakin's battle with Vader.
Vader charged towards Anakin as a bright light surrounded him. Acting on instinct Anakin channeled this new power into his lightsaber as he blocked Vader's attack and that power exploded into a shockwave of light that sent Vader flying back across the room. The Dark Lord flew through a window and shot out of the base, vanishing into a dark blur that shot across the clouded sky. Anakin gasped as he fell to his knees and Ahsoka rushed over to them as Padme knelt down next to her husband.
"You did it. Master." Ahsoka whispered as she knelt down in front of Anakin. "You stopped him."
"No. He'll be back." Anakin whispered as he looked up. "He'll be back."
Padme was about to say something when she suddenly collapsed on the ground, letting out a groan.
"Padme!" Anakin cried as he put her head on his lap. "Are you okay?"
"Anakin…" Padme looked down pants, seeing the wetness on her thighs. "The baby's coming."
A moment later Anakin and Ahsoka were on the ship Padme brought, rushing through hyperspace to a medical station. Anakin was piloting while Ahsoka was with Padme, staying by her side as the woman was breathing hard. The ship parked down on a secret medical station and Padme was rushed into the medical bay. Anakin was pacing anxiously as he waited while Ahsoka and Obi-Wan Kenobi who had just arrived with Master Yoda who had failed to defeat the Emperor but managed to make sure the Keyblade Wielder and Dawn were beyond the Sith's reach.
A medical droid came out. "Master Skywalker, we are down now. You may see here."
Anakin rushed in and saw Padme on a bed looking very tired but very happy as she held not one but two small bundles in her arms.
"Padme…" Anakin whispered as he walked over to her. "Are…"
"Yes, Anakin." Padme said with a smile. "Twins. A boy and a girl."
Anakin stared at the bundles in awe, almost unable to believe what he was seeing.
"Would like to hold one?" Padme asked, holding out one bundle which Anakin slowly took and held like it was most the precious thing in existence.
And when Anakin saw the eyes staring up at him he knew that this small life, his daughter was most the precious thing in existence as far as he was concerned.
"Anakin, meet Leia, your daughter." Padme whispered as she held her son. "And this is Luke."
Anakin whispered both their names as he stared with a smile down at his daughter who smiled back up at him, reaching up at him with small arms.
The Sith had won and the galaxy would be eclipsed in Darkness.
But at this moment it was the happiest moment in Anakin Skywalker's life as the light from his children could outshine any darkness in existence.
The battle between the Light Side and the Dark Side was not over.
It was only the beginning.
"Wow, so even though the bad guys win there's still a little hope there. That's pretty cool." Prismo admitted with a smile.
Terra smiled as he watched the family. "They're okay…"
"You are not at fault, Terra. Some things happen but for every bad thing that happens there can be a small bit of good." Dawn said with a serene smile.
"So what's your next question?" Prismo asked.
"Where can I find Master Xehanort?" Terra asked.
"Hm…Tricky. This guy, he's on the plane that drew the line between Light and Darkness." Prismo answered with a frown as the TV showed a desert filled with…
"Keyblades?" Terra asked as he walked up to the TV. "What is that place?"
"The old battleground of ancient warriors who fought with those keys centuries ago. Those guys messed up the universe pretty bad." Prismo said.
"Why would Master Xehanort be there?" Terra asked out loud.
"Is that your third question?" Prismo asked, not automatically answering.
"Hm…Oh!" Terra turned around. "No it's not. My third question…Do you know where I can find the masked boy?"
"Hmm…." Prismo frowned. "Well according to my vision he's…in that old guy's shadow. Whatever that is supposed to mean."
"Master Xehanort's shadow?" Terra asked, putting a hand to his chin. "Could he be trailing Master Xehanort?"
"Can't answer dude, you used all your questions." Prismo shrugged.
Terra looked at Dawn. "You brought me here so I would ask these questions, didn't you?"
"It was the only way you would find peace." Dawn answered with a smile. "Do you feel better now?"
Terra sighed but smiled. "Yeah, now I feel better. But how did you…do that?"
"Anything is possible as long as you believe." Dawn answered cryptically. "You must go now."
"You are not coming?" Terra asked.
"I will be of more use to you and the others here. You must track down the masked one before more evil is allowed to spread to the worlds." Dawn stated.
Terra stared at Dawn and the rest of the occupants in the room. "Very well. I'll come back for you later."
"Good luck Terra." Dawn waved while Terra waved back and left the room.
When Terra left the Time Room and flew away on his glider Dawn frowned as she looked at her shadow. "You can come out now. I know you are here…both of you."
Out of Dawn's shadow a short figure in a dark coat with a hood covering their face while a second person wearing the same dark shimmered into view, allowing everyone in the room to see them.
"Impressive. I did not think anyone noticed me." The short one stated. "How long have you known?"
"Since Terra left the Galaxy Far, Far Away." Dawn answered. "I could feel you latching onto Terra's shoulder."
"Like I said, impressive." The short one said as he looked around the room. "So this is the Time Room."
"Who are you?" Abraham Lincoln asked with calm look on his face. "Why are you here?"
"We are here…to ask for a wish." The taller one whispered.
"You two…" Death stepped forward. "I know that scent…A scent of Darkness clings to both of you…But it's not your Darkness." Death pointed at the shorter one.
"I'm impressed you noticed so quickly." The taller one waved his hand and a shimmering portal appeared behind them.
Everyone watched as an old man in a dark coat stepped out with a smile on his face. "Ha…The Time Room."
"Xehanort." Clockwork frowned along with everyone else. "I should have predicted you'd go this far. You've somehow gained the ability to hide from my sight in the time stream. Your curiosity threatens to plunge all worlds into darkness but that's your goal isn't it? All for the sake of knowing everything about the Keyblade War."
"And who else to seek such knowledge than spirits of time, omnipotent beings and immortals?" Xehanort looked around the room. "Perhaps you can quench my curiosity."
"Some things are left better forgotten." Abraham stated. "You cannot imagine the consequences of these actions, Xehanort."
Rather than be furious Xehanort simply chuckled. "The usual answer of immortals. After all this time, you'd expect the wise to be wiser. No one has a wish to know what lies beyond the door, not even the Dark One." Xehanort looked at Peppermint Butler who glared at the elderly Keyblade Master.
"Some wishes can't be granted. Not even by me, dude. I'm not allowed to grant every wish asked of me and I know when a wish is too far." Prismo said, frowning at Xehanort. "Consider your wish, your actual wish denied."
"How sad. All of you beings who lived eons believing it's better that the great knowledge should be lost rather than used to create a world where light and darkness are properly balanced. I suppose when one lives for so long they simply see things as they are just fine. No need to change things for the better." Xehanort shook his head in disappointment. "To think that no one has a wish to see a world where light and darkness exist together in harmony."
"The method you choose to bring about balance will be the undoing of countless lives." Grim pointed at Xehanort. "Who are you to talk about harmony?"
"You forget, Reaper that it was the outcome of the Keyblade War that led to the creation of the world we now live in. The destruction of ancient world created the countless worlds we know, created by the light in the hearts of the innocent." Xehanort stated without missing a beat.
"And it is the hearts of the innocent that must be protected…from you." Dawn stated, glaring at Xehanort. "You must be stopped…here and now."
"Do you presume that you can stop me?" Xehanort asked.
"We are not allowed to interfere with mortal affairs but we were outside the mortal realm. We aren't breaking any rules." Grim smirked as he held up his scythe. "I've been waiting a good while for this."
Despite the fact that he was outnumbered Xehanort did not look concerned. "Very well. I suppose it is better to finish this than allow the knowledge you possess to fall into the wrong hands." Xehanort held out his hand and summoned his Keyblade in a flash of black light.
"You don't think you can take us all on with just those two behind you?" Peppermint Butler asked, his eyes glowing black.
"Oh, how rude of me. I forgot to introduce my apprentice." Master Xehanort smirked as Mal appeared out of a Corridor of Darkness that appeared behind him. "Allow me to introduce him along with my two colleagues."
Xehanort pointed his Keyblade at Prismo and fired a blast of lightning that lit up the entire room in a flash of dark light.
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"Last time on Total Drama Birth By Sleep, Terra took a little detour into a little world called A Galaxy Far, Far Away and got into a whole load of trouble. In the end the bad guys won and Darkness has become the big player in that world. Now we are switching back to Gwen who has continued her mission to find Mike and bring him back before something bad happens while looking for the other survivors from the previous seasons." Chris said, recounting events of the previous episode. "Will she find anyone else on the next world she finds? What sort of craziness will she encounter and who will the Dark Hedgehogs send this time. Find out next time on Total…Drama…Birth by Sleep!"
"I swear I liked it better when I couldn't hear you doing that stupid opening." Heather muttered, leaning against the wall with her arms crossed and glaring at the image of Gwen in her armor, flying through space and time in her armor. "I should get another crack at her."
"You already fought her once and lost remember?" Chris pointed out. "There such a thing as variety. Now Alejandro fought Terra, Scott and Lightning faced Mike, Jo attacked Zoey, and you and Courtney already faced Gwen. That just leaves-"
"Me." Into the room walked Duncan, dressed in the same dark coat as the rest of the Dark Keyblader Warriors. "So I'm next in facing Pasty."
"Him? Oh come on!" Heather scoffed. "Like he'd make much of a difference."
"I'd last longer than you pony hair." Duncan remarked with a grin while Heather tried to give him the finger but Alejandro walked up to Heather and calmed her down with a hand on the shoulder. "I actually know Gwen's strengths and weaknesses and I fight better than both of you."
"Really? I don't recall you fighting at all when you and I wrestled or when you were supposed to fight that little blue bird." Courtney stated as she walked into the room. "A five year old could fight better than you Duncan and actually win."
Duncan glared at his ex-girlfriend. "That was before I gained the power of Darkness. No one will ever think I was ever good when I'm done."
"I'll throw in a free kiss if you actually win." Courtney rolled her eyes.
"Well then there you have it. Will Duncan defeat Gwen and prove he's evil and get a free kiss? Or will Gwen whoop his sweetheart butt?" Chris asked. "Find out and more as soon as we find out what world Gwen is on Total…Drama…"
"YOU ALREADY DID THE INTRO!" Heather shouted in annoyance.
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Gwen stared down at the two jewels resting in the palm of her hand as she walked through a forest with a bright blue sky overhead with nothing but peace and quiet for what seemed like miles. Considering what she had been through Gwen welcomed the peace and quiet while staring at the jewels containing LeShawna and Noah. The two agreed to come with her and simply touched the jewels before vanishing into them in a flash of light. Gwen recalled Noah shrugging and simply touching the jewel before LeShawna touched the other one.
"Just touch it and you will guys will be…well, you'll be safe until I find somewhere else you guys can be at." Gwen said holding out the jewels.
Noah and LeShawna stared at each other before turning back to Gwen.
Noah shrugged. "Meh, anywhere's better than here."
"You not goint to say good bye Finn and Jake?" LeShawna asked.
"Nope." Noah simply answered.
He placed his hand on the right jewel while LeShawna touched the left jewel. Both turned into flashes of light that shrunk down and vanished into the jewels.
"Wow. It worked." Gwen sighed in relief as she looked down at the jewels. "I'll get you guys to somewhere safe. I promise."
A knock was heard downstairs at the door to Finn and Jake's treehouse.
"Come on, guys. Help me celebrate my unmarriage." Ice King's voice was heard along with Finn and Jake laughing.
"Better go." Gwen smiled as she turned to leave.
'And I plan to keep that promise.' Gwen thought as she pocketed the two jewels. 'I'll find Mike and the others and bring them all together. I just hope I can find a way to reason with Heather and Courtney if I see them again.'
Gwen walked out of the forest came upon a small nice looking house. "Wow. Maybe I can get some rest here."
"Bawk-bawk!" A chicken shouted from behind Gwen and caused her to turn and see a…
"Wha…" Gwen trailed off as she looked at the…person standing behind her. "A…Robot Chiken?"
It indeed looked like a Robot Chicken with half its torso and face covered in metal with a red bionic eye where its right eye should have been with a metallic right arm and a metallic left leg instead of real ones. It was carrying a bouquet of flowers in its non-metallic hand.
"Bawk-bawk-bawka!" The Robot Chicken bawked at her, not sounding threatening but actually sounded like it was trying to talk to her. It held up its robotic arm and tapped its metallic throat. "Bawk-Bawk(Hello, who are you)?"
"Wait…I understood that." Gwen took a step back. "This is new."
"Bawk-bawk-bawk(Never seen a Robot Chicken before)?" RC(Robot Chicken) asked like it was normal thing.
"No not really but with what I've seen I can't say I'm surprised." Gwen shrugged. "I'm Gwen and I'm…here looking for some friends of mine."
"Bawk-bawk-bawk(Nice to meet you, Gwen)." RC held out his robotic hand which Gwen actually shook. "Bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk(I just got out of this crazy mad scientist's lab where I was being tortured)."
"A mad scientist tortured you? I don't suppose he also…" Gwen trailed off but RC knew she was asking.
"Bawk-bawk(Made me like this?) Bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk(Yeah, I was run over a truck and that maniac made me into a cyborg.) Bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk(Then he strapped me down and made me watch mind numbing television programs every day for five months.)" RC shuttered. "Bawk-bawk-bawk(I almost killed myself before I got out)."
"That sounds horrible." Gwen knelt down in front of RC. "A guy like that should be locked up."
"Bawk-bawk(Tell me about it)." RC agreed.
"Anyways I am looking for well…a bunch of people around my age that are most likely lost. Have you heard of anyone showing up here and saying their lost?" Gwen asked, getting back to her mission.
"Bawk-bawk-bawk(Sorry, I just got back here.)" RC shrugged.
"Well, it was worth a shot." Gwen sighed as she stood up. "I guess I can just look around before I leave. Is this your house?" Gwen pointed at the house.
"Bawk-bawk(Yep.)" RC nodded with a smile. "Bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk(My wife has been waiting for me to get back to her for while now)."
"A girlfriend?" Gwen asked as she followed RC up to the door.
RC opened the door. "Bawka(I'm home)! Bawk(Huh)?!"
Gwen followd RC in, seeing the living room of the house looking like a complete mess. "What eas happened here?"
RC spotted a DVD case with the words 'Robot Chicken' on it next to his TV with a label saying 'Play Me' on it. He took the disk out of the case and put it into the DVD Player. On the television screen appeared a man in white lab coat with a demented looking grin on his face as he stepped back as he gestured to a chair with multiple restraints on it, shrugging with a helpless look on his face before snapping his fingers like he just got an idea and snuck away. The screen was covered in static before changing to the interior of RC's home, looking clean and tidy as the Mad Scientist walked up to a door and opened it, leading into a bathroom where a shower could be heard running and clothes were scattered across the floor.
The Mad Scientist looked into the mirror with the camera for a second before walking up to the shower to find a female chicken bathing. The chicken screamed as she covered herself and the image fizzled out. The static cleared away to show the Mad Scientist in his lab again, strapping the scared female chicken who was now wearing clothes and bawking fearfully to the chair from earlier with her left eye held open by a mechanical claw. The Mad Scientist turned on the pile of TVs in front of the chair, showing all sorts of different programs at once before showing RC's wife who looked terrified at what she was seeing. The image fizzled again as the recording ended leaving a shell shocked Gwen and RC staring at the TV.
"Bawk-bawk(Fritz Huhnmorder)." RC said darkly with a mad look on his face.
"Who was that guy?" Gwen asked.
"Bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk(The guy who made me into a cyborg and tortured me.)" RC answered as he turned to the door. "Bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk(And now he's kidnapped my wife)! Bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk(I should have known he wouldn't take me escaping his lab lying down)!"
"Why would he do this? Why go through all the trouble?" Gwen asked, not understanding why someone went through all the trouble.
"Bawk-bawk- bawk – bawk- bawk- bawk (That maniac was looking for ways to promote his stupid television show and he used me as his audience). Bawk- bawk- bawk- bawk- bawk (And when I escape he must have kidnapped my wife to get me back)." RC said stomping towards the door. "Bawk- bawk -bawk(He's going to pay for this)!"
Gwen quickly followed after RC. "It's most likely trap for you. You can't go in alone…Let me help you."
RC looked at Gwen. "Bawk-bawk(Why would you help me)?"
"Because this isn't right. Doing all that stuff to you and now your wife, it's wrong and cruel. Please, let me help." Gwen said urgingly.
RC stared at Gwen for a second before nodding his head. "Bawk-bawk(All right). Bawk-bawk(Come on, let's go). Bawk-bawk-bawk(We got a lot of ground to cover). Bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk(We should be at the castle by nightfall)."
Gwen followed RC along a trail leading back into the forest, having to walk a little faster to keep up with RC.
"Just where does this guy live?" Gwen asked, walking through a darker part of the forest.
"Bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk(A castle on a secluded mountain, not too far from here. It's guarded by a dozen goons and maniancs that Huhnmorder hired to be part of his show). Bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk(Not to mention all the crazy experiments and machines that he made to be part of his crazy show.)" RC answered, his eyes looking straight on the path.
"How'd you escape all that?" Gwen asked, trying to imagine what they would encounter.
"Bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk(Luckily they were all asleep or deactivated during the cleaning weekend and I tricked the maid into letting me go). Bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk -bawk (I didn't think that luncatic would catch on until I was long gone)." RC stated. "Bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk -bawk -bawk -bawk (Be on your guard, Gwen. There will be a lot of them waiting for us when we get there)."
"Right." Gwen nodded with a serious look on her face. "I won't slow you down or anything. But we should both be careful because from what you said it's not going to be easy."
"Bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk(Trust me, I know)." RC said darkly.
Gwen was silent as she thought about what was going on through RC's head. She didn't have to think for long as her senses screamed at her, causing her to look up and spot Unversed appearing before them. "Oh no! Not now!"
"Bawk-bawk(What the-)?!" RC stepped back while Gwen summoned her Keyblade and attacked.
She slashed at Scrapper Unversed several times before lunging at another with barrier surrounding her, slamming into the Unversed and knocking it off its feet. Gwen plunged her Keyblade into the Unversed's chest, finishing it off just as several more Unversed appeared.
"Slow!" Gwen shouted, pointing her Keyblade up and casting a time spell that slowed down the surrounding Unversed but Gwen knew it wouldn't last long. "Thunder!"
Bolts of lightning hit the Unversed, shocking them but a few survived so Gwen slashed one down as the time spell wore off.
"Thunder Bolt!" Gwen shouted as her body was surrounded with a bright yellow light.
The spell Gwen was using was an Elemental Command Style that Gwen had learned after helping Terra save the Princesses from the Ice King and the Unversed back in Ooo and she planned to put it to good slashed at an attacking Unversed, her Keyblade injuring it and shocking it at the same time which stunned it. She plunged her Keyblade into its chest, releasing a surge of lightning that incinerated the Unversed's body.
"Thunder!" Gwen shouted as she pointed her Keyblade up above her head and her Thunder Bolt Command Style enhanced the Thunder spell, hitting multiple Unversed that appeared to attack Gwen.
The Command Style wore off and Gwen looked around to see she was alone except for a shell shocked RC. "Bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk(What was that)?!"
"They were creatures called the Unversed and they are dangerous. They're part of the reason I'm here. They are causing a lot of trouble and I'm trying to find the source of the where they are coming from." Gwen quickly explained as her Keyblade vanished.
"Bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk(And all those things you did)?" RC asked as he walked up to Gwen.
"Uh…Would you believe me if I said it was magic?" Gwen asked sheepishly.
"…..Bawk-bawk-bawk(Yeah sure why not)?" RC shrugged. "Bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk(I mean you're talking to a robot chicken)."
"Yeah, kind of cancels each other out." Gwen chuckled, rubbing the back of her head. "But we better move. I doubt that's the last of them."
"Bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk(Right. Follow me and stick close)." RC nodded, now a little more at ease with Gwen's presence. "Bawk-bawk-bawk(We better move fast than)."
Gwen nodded and ran with RC through the forest, avoiding the Unversed as best as they could but still took out a few along the way. Gwen quickly found RC was not only a cybernetic chicken but he was also a skilled and deadly fighter. He took down a Bruiser Unversed with ease and those things were nothing to scoff at. The two walked out of the forest and up a rocky road and above that road was a dark castle not too far away.
"Is that it?" Gwen asked.
"Bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk -bawk (Yep, that's Huhnmorder's castle. Full of maniacs and crazy creations from his twisted mind)." RC answered with a glare as lightning flashed across the sky.
"It's a little cliché." Gwen remarked as RC's robot arm changed into a humanoid arm with a fist at the end.
Gwen quickly followed RC as he marched up to the door with a guard holding up his hand to stop them. RC slugged him in the face and knocked him through the door. The guard slammed into a counter and exploded into a puff of red smoke as RC and Gwen walked in, attracting the attention of everyone in the room. Gwen spotted a set of stairs leading up and knew where to go.
"Bawk(Get out)!" RC shouted angrily, causing a few to scream and run for the exit.
One tried to attack RC but he changed his robotic arm back into its chicken arm move and slashed his head off, causing his body to evaporate puff of red smoke. Another one pulled out a sword and slashed at RC but the chicken slashed him in two which made him vanish in a puff of red smoke like the other two. Gwen leapt in slashed at a man trying to attack RC and like the other two he exploded into red smoke.
They moved to the stair case where two alien looking guys were sharing wine and beer and one of them looked at the two. "Are you on your way to a FAN-CY PAR-TY?!" As he said 'birthday party' he did a whole bunch of crazy stances. "That was my line from our very first appearance on this show!"
RC changed his arm into a ram and bashed the alien's head in, causing green smoke exploded from its destroyed head while the other one hit RC in the back of his head with a glass of wine.
"Fire!" Gwen shouted, blasting the alien with a fire ball.
"I deserve it!" The alien shouted before vanishing in a puff of green smoke.
RC looked at Gwen and nodded as he picked up the beer bottle, took a sip and then threw it away as they walked up the stairs to the next level. On the second floor was a guy with blond hair that fell to his shoulders with a white headband and wearing pink top saying 'Play Me', blue and white shorts and white sneakers on his feet.
"Oh man!" The man laughed as he twirled a sword expertly and lunged at the two.
"I got him!" Gwen blocked the man's sword and dueled with him.
The man ducked under a slash from Gwen and jumped at her with a downward slash but Gwen used her barrier slash to not only block his attack but sent him flying into the wall where he exploded into red smoke.
"Bawk(Nice)!" RC said as they walked up to the next level.
Waiting for them was a muscular man in a dentist lab-coat with the sleeves torn and a driller in his hand. "You seem so ruthless. Time to make you toothless."
He lunged at RC who grabbed the arm holding the drill, back hand the dentist in the face and slammed a mechanical fist into the man's head, knocking him into the wall and upon impact he dissolved into a red puddle. RC nodded as he and Gwen walked up to next level where three opponents were waiting for them. One was a man in white karate robes holding a knife, another was a guy dressed in black with a hooded cape with a big belly holding a dagger and in the middle was a rooster holding a sword. RC and Gwen readied themselves but Gwen's senses screamed at her and she quickly cast a Barrier spell, blocking a kick from a man who came out of nowhere, leaping at her and RC.
The man hit the barrier and was repelled by the force of his own kick which sent him flying down to the ground floor where he exploded into a red mist. The rooster charged at RC but the robotic chicken side stepped the slash from the rooster's sword and kicked him down the stairs. The man in the karate robes attacked but RC kicked him in the chest, picked him up and threw him at the big bellied man, knocking them over the railing. RC went up the stairs followed by Gwen and upon reaching the next level they saw no one was waiting for them.
Or was there?
"Bop-bop!" A dark skinned in man with dreadlocks hung from the railing and climbed up, pointing a gun at RC but the bionic eye had detected the man and RC kicked him off the railing before he could aim.
On the next level was what looked like a unicorn that spoke to them. "Neigh! Your beak looks rimmed for my pleasure!"
The unicorn charged at them but Gwen stepped forward and created a barrier, blocking the unicorn's horn and RC kicked it out through the window next to them. RC and Gwen walked up the next set of stairs and stopped at the edge upon seeing a series of bear traps layed out in front of them and on the other end was what looked like a bear made of bubblegum.
"I'm so happy because you are gonna die! Gonna die!" The bear sang with a dangerous smirk on its face.
"Let me get rid of this." Gwen pointed her Keyblade at the bear traps. "Star Burst!"
A blast of star shaped bolts blasted the bear traps and RC charged forward only for Gummi Bear to kick him in the face.
"Thunder!" Gwen shouted and bolt of lightning hit Gummi Bear in the face, frying the two raisins it had for eyes.
The Gummi Bear screamed before RC cut it up with his bladed talons. When Gwen and RC walked up the next set of stairs a drummer boy was standing above them.
"A drum role, it is so suspenceful." The drummer boy said as he drummed away.
RC smacked him aside into the wall and continued on as a man came running at him with a gun. "I must have you!"
RC stepped to the side and stuck his foot out, tripping the man who fell down the stairs. When RC and Gwen reached the next level there was a robot standing between them that looked like something out of a bad science fiction movie. The robot moved to attack but Gwen pointed his Keyblade at the robot and used a Thunder spell that short circuited it and caused its head to explode. When they reached the next level Gwen raised an eyebrow to see a Christmas tree at the top of the stairs.
"Suck my sleigh-" A voice shouted but Gwen spun around and slapped what looked a half Santa and half Snowman creature in the face and knocked him down the stairs. "My only weakness!"
"That was odd." Gwen remarked as the creature melted into a red and white puddle. When Gwen turned around RC had already gone up to the next level and she rushed up to find him.
When she reached the next floor she found him getting smacked around a blond haired girl with a very fowl mouth. RC had a harder time fighting her but he eventually knocked her over the railing and left her to fall to the ground floor. She ran after him as he walked up the next set of strairs, side stepping a guy dressed as a pirate as RC knocked him down the stairs, knocked down two more attackers and even defeating a walking hamburger.
'What kind of world did I step into?' Gwen thought as she followed RC up the next stairs
"Bang, bang this is going to be one dilly of a slobber knocker." A guy said, holding a knife as he and a man in a buisness suit and glasses but RC took them out a second later.
"Bawk-bawk(Top floor)." RC said as he walked towards a set of grand doors guarded by a single kid with glasses who looked ready to attack but stepped aside.
"Let me just get that for you." The kid opened the door and allowed RC and Gwen to step in. "I wish I was a bionic chicken and had a Keyblade. That would be so cool." The kid whispered sadly once they walked in.
Gwen and RC walked into the lab they saw in the movie that had been left in RC's home but there was one small difference.
"GAH! Gwen!"
Gwen stopped when she saw who was clearning the monitors on the multiple TVs. "Justin!"
It was indeed Justin from Total Drama, dressed as a main with a cloth in his hand. "How'd you get here?"
"Never mind me, what are you doing here?" Gwen asked as she and RC walked over.
"GAH! It's the Robot Chicken!" Justin screamed as he hid behind the chair. "Please don't kill me!"
"He's not going to kill you. You're not going to kill him right?" Gwen whispered to RC.
"Bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk(I won't but where's my wife)?" RC lookd at the empty chair he had been strapped to before he escaped.
Everyone froze as a clapping sound was heard from behind the chair and RC narrowd his organic eye as the mad scientist Fritz Huhnmorder stepped out clapping his hands before gesturing to RC to sit back in the chair.
"Bawk-bawk-bawk(Where is she)?" RC demanded.
Huhnmorder shrugged helplessly as he reached behind and pulled out…chicken legs!
"Bawk-bawk….Bawk-bawk…Bawk-bawk-bawk(You…you didn't…You monster)!" RC lunged at Huhnmorder who tossed the chicken legs and blocked RC's strikes before kicking him away.
"All right you creep! Take this!" Gwen slashed at Huhnmorder who ducked under her Keyblade and pulled out a laser pistol that blasted Gwen when back when it shot at her.
"GAH!" Gwen flew into a table and knocked it over.
With Gwen out of the way Huhnmorder walked over to RC and punched and kicked the robot chicken several times before grabbing him by the throat and throwing him towards the chair. RC hit the chair's arm and slid down to the ground as Huhnmorder walked over to him, picked him and slapped him across the face a few times before RC grabbed his arm and struggled with him before Huhnmorder threw him away into the wall next to the television screens. Huhnmorder moved to finish him off but felt something hold his arm down and when he looked down he saw it was strapped to the chair's arm.
"Bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk(Your finished now you monster)." RC said with an angry look on his face as he stood up.
Huhnmorder struggled to get free as RC moved behind the set of televisions that the maniac had used to torture him and pushed with all of his might. Huhnmorder struggled even more as the TVs tipped forward a few times but was too late as they fell over on him, burying him alive. Gwen looked up to see the battle was over and RC was panting heavily as the adrenaline rush faded.
"Bawk-bawk?" Both stopped as they head a chicken and RC looked in the back room to see his wife tied to a chair but still alive.
"Bawk-bawk!" RC rushed over, quickly untying her and hugged her with all of his might.
Gwen smiled happily at the scene, happy that RC's wife was all right and not cooked into food like Huhnmorder made RC think. Looking over her shoulder she saw Justin pressed against the wall and frowned. "Justin?"
"Huh?" Justin looked at Gwen, having forgotten she was there.
"How long have you been here?" Gwen asked.
"Uh…a week." Justin answered slowly.
Gwen frowned as she remembered Noah saying he had been in Ooo for a month even though their world had been gone for two years. "Come on, Justin. We're going."
"Oh…Can I at least change clothes?" Justin said, wanting to get out of the humiliating maid-costume he was in.
"Sure." Gwen said with a small smile.
Might as well give him a few minutes.
Xxx
"Bawk- bawk- bawk- bawk- bawk- bawk - bawk (Thanks for helping me out, Gwen. You need a hand with anything you can call on me)." RC said as they walked away from the tower.
"I'll keep that mind." Gwen nodded as they walked through the forest.
"I just want to get home." Justin sighed, back in his normal clothes.
That caused Gwen to sigh as she knew she had to explain what happened. "Justin, about that…"
"Yo Pasty!"
The four stopped and Gwen's eyes widened as she recognized that voice. "…Duncan."
A Corridor of Darkness appeared a few feet away out of it walked a man in a familiar dark coat and hood.
He reached up and pulled the hood down, revealing his smirking face. "Glad to see you haven't forgotten me?"
"Duncan?" Justin asked. "Oh man am I glad to see you. What's going on here? I don't know where I am and I can't phone my mom or my agent. Seriously what is-GAH!"
Gwen turned around to see a Corridor of Darkness swallow Justin. "Justin!"
It was too late.
Justin was gone.
"Where is he, Duncan?" Gwen spun and faced Duncan, summoning her Keyblade. "What did you do?"
"Sorry Pasty, didn't want to spoil the reunion." Duncan held out his hand and in a flash of green fire appeared a Keyblade.
It was colored black and green with flame like patterns decorating the guard with sharp teeth decorating the end and a silver chain hung off the bottom of the hilt with a skull at the end.
"Why am I not surprised?" Gwen grunted and looked at the chickens standing to the side. "You two get out of here before he makes you vanish like he did with Justin. I'll handle him."
RC reluctantly nodded and took his wife away.
"So, first Heather, then Courtney, and now you." Gwen muttered as she glared at Duncan. "I'm beginning to see a pattern here."
"You always were smart, Gwen." Duncan admitted as he held his Keyblade in a reverse grip like Mike. "But too much of goodie for some reason. I never understood that."
"Of course not." Gwen rolled her eyes. "So how about telling me what's going on here? What's the so called evil plan here?"
"I'm bad not stupid, Pasty. Now let's get started so I can show you just how evil I can really be." Duncan said as he charged at Gwen.
Xxx
The Grim Reaper grunted as he clashed with Xehanort's Keyblade, the elderly Keyblade Master smirking as he easily pushed Grim's scythe back and teleported away as Death fired a freezing spell while Xehanort was occupied with Grim.
"Darn it!" Death grumbled as Xehanort appeared behind him and swung his Keyblade at the back of Death's head.
"Duck!" Grim fired a red energy blast from his skeleton hand as Death teleported away but Xehanort held out his hand, catching the energy blast and crushing it easily.
Death appeared next to Grim and the two circled around Xehanort who held his Keyblade at his side, watching the two specters with eager yellow eyes.
"This guy is really starting to annoy me." Grim grumbled.
On the other end of the room one of the men in the dark coats had blue glowing energy swords that he used to clash with Clockwork's clock-staff. Clockwork blocked the energy blades with his staff, twirling his staff in his hands and used the his time-changing appearance to his advantage as his child form was more agile, his adult form was strong enough to grapple with his opponent, and his elderly form relied on ghost rays and energy walls to block.
"Slow!" The man whispered and cast a time spell on the time spirit.
Clockwork almost laughed as the clock on his staff moved at high speed and instantly dispelled the spell. "You're a few million years behind to compete with me in time magic."
The stranger didn't reply, he just attacked again.
Meanwhile Grob Gob Glob Grod clashed a crystal sword with the twin bat winged shaped swords of his opponent. The man in the dark coat was fast and he moved with such speed that he was a phantom as he only clashed with Grob Gob Glob Grod but dodged any attacks but blocked any energy attacks from Peppermint Butler with his swords. It seemed his swords had the ability to dispel any magic based attacks thus leaving Grob Gob Glob Grod and Peppermint Butler at a heavy disadvantage.
"This is getting annoying!" Peppermint Butler's eyes glowed black from his growing anger as the stranger fired Darkness based attacks at Grob Gob Glob Grod, managing to injure the cystaline wizard in the shoulder.
"Our attempts to subdue him are less than satisfying." One of Grob Gob Glob Grod's faces remarked as he dodged another dark blast.
"Tell me something I don't know!" Pepperment Buttler conjured an energy wall to block the darkness barrage aimed at him.
In the meantime Mal stared through his black glassed helmet with amused eyes at the Cosmic Owl as it growled at him, spreading its wings. "Go ahead, try and bite my head off."
The Cosmic Owl let out a howl as it flew at Mal and tried to bite his head off with its beak but Mal sunk into the grounf and traveled along the floor as a shadow, going up the wall and onto the ceiling before falling out onto the Cosmic Howl's back with a chuckle. "Too slow."
The Cosmic Owl tried to knock him off but he held on tight as he summoned his Keyvblade and prepared to stab the Owl in the back.
"No you don't!" Prismo appeared along the wall and created a floating anvil that almost hit Mal but he jumped off the Owl as it flew under the anvil.
"Not good enough." Mal pointed his Keyblade at the Cosmin Owl and fired a barrage of dark energy blasts.
Prismo conjured a wall that blocked Mal's attacks as the Owl turned and faced its masked opponent.
Mal grunted. "This is getting old very fast."
Xehanort teleported behind Grim and slashed his Keyblade but Grim spun around and blocked with his scythe.
"Ha! Nice try!" Grim chuckled.
Xehanort simply smirked as he held up his free hand and shot a freezing spell at Grim's arm, freezing it all the way up to his shoulder. Grim jumped back as he looked down at his frozen arm with a glare.
"For all your great power, Reaper you forget that the magic we Keyblade Wielders use comes from the very power of life itself that we harness with our Keyblades. Power that is the opposite of your nature and therefore able to harm you." Xehanort casually explained as he stepped forward. "It's an even bigger luxury that the power of the Keyblade can dispel the powers of you incomplete beings."
"Imcomplete?" Grim grunted as he held his scythe with one hand. "What nonsense is this?"
"You, your brother, and Clockwork, are all incomplete beings. You have bodies that follow the commands of your hearts but with no soul, the very power that gives the body life. Your immortality comes with a price as without a body, soul, and heart you are incomplete beings and thus you have reached a limit despite your great power." Xehanort explained, smirking at the angered look on Grim and Death's skeleton faces. "Only a complete being can wield the great power of the Keyblade and with it the power to unlock any door."
"I am more than a match for you, puny mortal!" Grim pointed his scythe at Xehanort, firing a blast of green energy but Xehanort calmly pointed his Keyblade at the incoming attack and created an energy wall that negated Grim's attack.
"I heard that you lost to a pair of so called mortal children and essentially became their servant for all of eternity. Tell me, what does that say of your great power?" Xehanort shook his head.
Grim growled. "I don't know where you heard that but you're going down!"
"I think not." Xehanort pointed his Keyblade to the ceiling and fired a blast that released an explosion of Darkness into the room. "There is no place Light can hide where Darkness cannot reach."
The mass of darkness reached and covered the entire room, engulfing everyone who was in it excape Dawn and knelt down and seemed to pray. A bright light surrounded her and kept the Darkness from swallowing her.
"And Darkness cannot hide where Light cannot shine." Dawn retorted.
"Perhaps." Xehanort admitted as a Corridor of Darkness appeared behind him. "However this distraction will serve to keep you all from interfering."
He and his cohorts stepped into the Corridor and vanished from the now blackened room.
"Great. It'll take me a while to clean this place up." Prismo grumbled, appearing behind Dawn. "This is going to be a drag."