Fyre's Guide to Creativity

by Forever Fyre

"Fyre, what in your crazy head is going on?" This: What happens when crazy people write a story? What about Ozai singing Baby? A Zutarian author surrounded by Kataanger's? Can you believe it's not butter? I can't. But seriously, if you can't find a plot bunny for a story, that's probably because we've kidnapped them and stuck them here. CLICK! A Save-the-Fandom story.

21. The Fire Nation

Will SOMEONE Ask Summer a question? Seriously.

Never, ever, EVER say you're 99% sure you did something, because a week later, you'll be wondering, "Why didn't I get any reviews for that chapter?" and you will discover you never posted it. Sorry.

Passion stared at the dark room, "Let me guess; Fyre got an OC that's named something crazy like she is, and he-she-it-thing is gonna ask me questions about my brain problems while Fyre, Panakin, and Jiao-Jie sit in the vents watching me like the stalkers they are."

"…She's good."

"Told you!"

"You told me she had brain problems!"

"I do!"

"Anyone who hangs out around my sister has brain problems."

"SHUT IT."

"Girls, girls, you're all pretty. Can I go home now?" Text asked rapidly.

"NO." Four voices chorused at once.

"…Creepy."

Fyre sighed gently. She had been stuck in an average sized vent with her twin sister for about an hour now, and to make matters worse, there were magical talking letters talking to them. Fyre could have sworn she was back in Mental Health Facility Number 37, when the doctors chained her to a wall and gave her that medicine that made her believe she was a bullet-proof butterfly. Panakin had luckily come to the rescue then, but she was out of it for three days afterwards. Three days that people of the world were safe and sound…until she came back and realized she was a bullet-proof GIRL.

"What am I supposed to do here?" Passion asked her bullet-proof friend.

"Well," Fyre began slowly, "The readers that don't review enough were SUPPOSED to ask you questions, but Apparently me and my sissy are the only ones that the fans ever cared about…"

"In your face!"

"…so you got no questions, but that doesn't mean me and Pana can't improvise!" Fyre finished slowly.

Passion sighed, "Great, the twins of crazy are gonna ask me questions. This will be fun."

OOOOO

Noise coming from the vent sounded like a b-grade horror movie. There was the sound of metal hitting metal, a cry of pain, and a jumble of, 'NOT THAT ONE!', 'OW!', and 'HOW CAN WE EVEN BE REALATED?'

"Question One!" Fyre announced happily, "Why are you obsessed with BLT's?"

"'Cause they're awesome!" Passion smiled, "And they taste amaziling!"

Panakin nodded approvingly, before asking; "When did you get a hold of Fyre's dictionary? Anyways, QUESTION TWO! Name three of your brain problems!"

Passion did, but I can't spell any of them, so let's just say she said, "Brain problem A, Brain problem B, and Brain problem C."

"Question Three!" Jiao-Jie shouted, "Why are you so crazy?"

Passion raised a skeptical eyebrow, "Why are you?"

Jiao-Jie looked around all awkward like, and then nodded.

"Question Four," Text finally got a word in, "You…are weird…"

"SO ARE YOU, YOU LOSER!" Three voices screamed.

"Hurtful."

OOOOO

"Passion, join the vent people," Panakin said all Darth Vader like.

Passion shrugged slightly and began to climb the wall until she reached one of the vents and happily climbed inside.

Panakin turned to look at her sister, "The strangeness in strong in this one."

"Indeed, my young Padawan."

"HEY!"

Chapter 21: The Fire Nation

Screaming was heard.

Passion pushed closer to the door, trying to figure out what was going on. Fyre was next to her, staring at the door as if it were magically screaming. Seeing as Passion's older than me, she had figured out quickly there was someone behind the door.

The door led to the set of the Fire Nation Royal Palace. Room 301C. Passion and Fyre were supposed to be meeting the characters from the fire Nation, but they were afraid to go inside. When they had gotten to the door, they had heard screaming, and were instantly stunned.

"This is what you get for putting the Fire Nation Royal family plus Mai and Ty Lee in one room," Fyre mumbled, "Leads to death and screaming. I think Zuko is the high pitched girly scream,"

Passion pulled her ear away from the door, "Well then what do we do? Wait for them all to be dead? They all have issues, Fyre; Azula hates Ursa and Mai and Ty Lee betrayed her, Ursa has issues with Ozai, Ozai and Zuko aren't the best of pals, and Zuko and Mai's relationship is gonna be killed if somebody else does a Zutara story. How could you even enjoy that couple?"

"I dislike Aang!" Fyre protested, "I kill him off in all my stories. I don't enjoy Zutara, in fact, I could care less about the shipping war. I'm fine with Kataang, alright? Hey, and you're one to talk about strange ships!"

Passion rolled her eyes, "Whatev…hey, the screaming stopped! Maybe we should go in now!"

The two girls pushed open the door, which seemed surprisingly heavy. Fyre instantly used her OCD skills and noticed Ozai was gone. "Okay, where's pops?"

"Back here," the door mumbled. Fyre screamed as the magical piece of wood talked. Ozai pushed the door out from in front of him with an irritated expression. Fyre wiped the sweat off her brow and smiled.

Passion slapped her forehead, "Fyre, the door doesn't talk. That was Ozai screaming like a little…" Ozai glared at her, "…Ruler of the world," She finished. Ozai nodded gently.

"Little ruler of the world? What the Goober?" Fyre raised an eyebrow, "Do you mean little girl? I heard that Ozai goes to a woman's shoe store called, 'Flamin'."

Ozai growled, "Where did you hear that? That's the craziest thing I've ever heard!"

Fyre shrugged, "Avatar fan base. No, the craziest thing out there is someone thought Kya was Ursa," Fyre laughed as Ursa's eyes widened. Zuko slapped his forehead.

"Mom, are you also Katara's mother, another thing that makes Zutara wrong?" Zuko grumbled sarcastically. Azula shrugged gently as her mother shook her head.

Ursa looked around, "What would make that person think that?"

"Crazy?" Fyre suggested. Everyone looked at her, "What did I say? Anyways, we need to get started! Ideas, now! Who…"

Ozai's hand shot up, "Uh Fyre? Can I put in a quick note? Those 'Ozula's' are super uncomfortable. It's just weird to act out,"

Fyre and Passion's eyes both widened. Fyre looked over at Passion who began sweating. "Uh…yeah," Passion stuttered, "I, uh, they are like…um, like…so…weird. Uh, I um…I think I'm having a heart attack. I'm gonna go get some wa…wa…the blue stuff that comes from the…uh, ocean. Yeah. Be back in…uh…an hour. Yeah, bye," She ran as fast as she could out the door, leaving Azula and Ozai staring at each other.

"We are currently experiencing problems with Passion. Um…OZAI! Sing!" Fyre shouted randomly.

Ozai looked up at her, "Who do you think I am? Justin Bieber?" Ozai protested.

Fyre looked up, and then back at Ozai, "I'd pay good money to see you sing 'Baby'."

OOOOO

"Baby, Baby, Baby, oh. I thought you'd always be mine, mine," Ozai and Zuko bowed. Azula hung her head in shame as her mother patted her on the back. Mai and Ty Lee stared in horror. Fyre applauded happily with a huge smile on her face.

Fyre stared at them, "Who knew Dante Basco and Mark Hamill would be the next Justin Bieber?"

"I DID!" Panakin suddenly magically appeared shouting into a megaphone that was pressed against Fyre's ear. Fyre fell to the floor screaming. Panakin smiled at her sister before the megaphone was snatched out of her hand.

Fyre spoke into the megaphone, "Panakin, leave. Make yourself useful and find Passion. Understood?"

Panakin rolled her eyes grabbing the megaphone, "No need to shout," she said as she turned the megaphone off. "And by the way, Passion interrupted me trying to do YOUR stupid job. Now would you GET HER OUT OF THERE?"

"Ug, that girl makes me wanna…" Fyre grumbled, "Would you just kick her out, tell her Ozai is Justin Bieber, and make sure she makes it back here?"

Panakin turned on the megaphone, "Fine."

As Panakin left, Fyre turned back to Ozai, "Do you also do Miley Cyrus?"

"Haha NO." Ozai growled.

Zuko's hand shot up, "I DO!"

Azula had had enough. "ZUKO, SHUT IT. You are a failure at all things Justin Bieber, and then there's all things COOL, which you also fail at. AND YOU." Azula pointed an acusing finger at her father, "You do TOO shop at a women's shoe store! What other DUDE do you know of that has fancy metallic BOOTS…besides Zuzu? Ug, why is my family full of idiots?"

An awkward silence appeared for about two minutes.

"You know, I was perfectly fine with having an older brother, like Mike and Bryan originally planned, but NO. I have to be stuck with YOU." Zuko rolled his eyes at his little sister, "I'm sure Zula would have been cooler than…NOT MY GOOD EYE!"

Fyre gave a sideways smile as Azula began to claw Zuko's eye out. She looked over at Ozai, who was still humming 'Baby'. Hey, it's catchy. Fyre toyed with her hair awkwardly, until finally, Azula finished beating up Zuko with a kick to the gut. "That's gotta hurt." Mai said emotionlessly

"Ow." Zuko seethed gently.

Fyre took a deep breath, "1…2…3…4…"

Ozai stared at her. At least he finally stopped humming Justin Bieber, and Miley Cyrus, and Jonas Brothers… Man he's an eight-year-old girl. Wait, what was I talking about again? Oh yeah, "What are you doing?"

"My Psychiatrist told me whenever I feel like ripping people's heads off, I count to ten, but you messed me up, so…"

Passion finally arrived back in the room. "Thank Rabbits. Ozai's been singing to us, not fun." Fyre stated slowly, sighing heavily.

"Fyre," Passion grumbled unhappily, "I was kicked out by Panakin, jumped over by Jiao-Jie, then screamed at by Jiao-Jie, and I was okay with all that, but I draw the line at your devil cat stealing my BLT."

"Doesn't matter. I need you, NOW!" Fyre grabbed Passion's arm and threw her at Ozai. Passion screamed as she hurdled through the air at the creepy dude. Fyre wiped off her hands as if she was afraid of getting Passion's germs.

Passion stood up and brushed herself off, "Now that I've been almost been murdered three times today, I think I'm ready to finish the chapter!"

"Awesome!" Fyre said happily, "Let's get started…wait three? LUCKY! I've only almost gotten killed twice today! But as soon as the police find out about that one thing…better make that seven."

"O…kay then Fyre." Passion's eye began to twitch.

'How the Fire Nation got started

Tales of the Fire Lords

An OC Fire Lord/ Royal Family member

What if there was no war?

What if Ozai won against Aang in the end?

What if Azula won over Zuko?'

"Fyre, you've used that last idea about thirty times so far in this story." Zuko rolled his eyes at the thought of the last idea happening. His crazy little sister running a nation? Creepy thought.

Azula simply smiled, "Does anyone else love it when their number one fan writes a fan fiction story with you as one of the characters?"

"Well the rest of us aren't as lucky as you are, Azula." Ozai snapped, "Our number one fans are sane!"

"Whatever you say," Ursa breathed.

"Hurry up guys!" Fyre yelled, "Come on, chop, chop, we need a thing about what the Fire Nation is like! Quickly, please!"

'Fire Nation

Volcano-y

Palace in the middle

Small

Lots of islands, like Hawaii, only fictional

Apparently, according to my map, it's red.'

"Poor design choice, Mike and Bryan." Passion rolled her eyes at her friend, when suddenly, a small black object nearly made her have a heart attack, "AHHHHH! IT'S THE DEVIL!" She screamed.

"It's not the devil," Fyre, who was hunched over with the object on her back, "It's a cat!"

Green cat eyes blinked at Passion.

"THAT'S EVEN WORSE…hey, where'd you put my BLT, 'Cat'?" Passion raised a skeptical eyebrow as the annoyed animal let out a gentle, 'Mrrrp', as If trying to say, 'My owner could kill you with one look, back off!'

Panakin rushed into the room breathing heavily, "She…write…bio…need…Twilight…and…air…"

Fyre opened her backpack and pulled out her emergency copy of 'Twilight' and the DVD of 'New Moon'. Ask me why those are in there, and you will be murdered in your sleep tonight. I keep them for emergencies and torture only. NOT FOR PLEASURE.

"Thanks…sis…" Panakin passed out on the floor.

Passion stared in horror as Summer came running up, "FYRE! Your crazy sister beat Aang with Zuko's forget-me-stick! I mean, I don't blame her, he was making fun of my poetry…BUT STILL!"

Fyre looked at her with a puzzled expression, when suddenly, Jiao-Jie came running up, "Fyre…I lost your…CAT!" The animal shrieked and clawed Fyre's back, and Fyre let out a pained 'YOW!'

Summer grabbed Panakin and started to drag her limp body out of the room, when suddenly, Panakin woke up and started attempting to murder everyone. Fyre hung her head and mumbled something about wishing she had a normal sister. Fyre reached into her bag and pulled out something that made the cat shriek again.

"EVERYONE STAY BACK, I'm not afraid to use this thing!"

Passion, Summer, and Jiao-Jie all gasped at the sight of the object.

Edward Cullen in Barbie doll format.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!"

"MY EYES!"

"GET THAT THING AWAY!"

"MY EDWARD!"

Fyre tossed the doll to Panakin, who smiled happily at the Barbie doll, the other three had left (Or tried to leave) the room screaming, except for the fact Ozai had grabbed Passion and was now holding her three inches off the ground.

"Dude, not cool," She grumbled.

Fyre gave Ozai her 'Glare o' Death', and he shrieked, setting Passion down. "All right, Panakin, I need you for crowd control. Passion, I need you to write the following down, and Fyre, I need you to stop being an idiot! Yes Ma'am! Good girl, now let's finish this random chapter!"

'Azula – The coolest character in the whole series, Zuko's sister, Ozai's kid, blue fire, ring any bells?

Zuko – SCAR FACE. The creepy Fire Bender who stalked the Avatar until season 3

Iroh – Zuko's uncle, Ozai's brother who's older than him, fat jolly old man

Ozai – The creepy dude with a long beard who tried to burn down the earth!

Ursa – Zuko and Azula's mom, who disappeared, like, seven years before the show began. Killed Ozai's dad.'

"Don't you love it when people put labels on people like, 'Murderer'?"

"SHUT IT URSA. We still have two more."

'Mai – The gloomy Goth chick.

Ty Lee – Opposite of Mai, happy and stuff'

"SEE? Labels!"

"NO ONE CARES. Speaking of which, Panakin, you and Edweird go away!" Fyre yelled.

Panakin blinked, "What does that have to do with ANYTHING?"

"I have no idea. I'm gonna go eat food, see you losers later." Fyre waved her friends off and ran out the door, leaving Passion standing in a room with Edward the Barbie, and Panakin, who wasn't much better.

Passion turned to look at Ozai, "I've been told you do Justin…"

"NO!"

THE JOKE BEHIND THE BIEBER:

As many of you know, my Profile picture is of my celebrity look alike, Selena Gomez. A couple weeks ago, I discovered that she did something that made me laugh. She's dating Justin Bieber. So I HAD to put him somewhere in my story, and Ozai seemed like the perfect person to sing 'Baby'. Can you not see that?

Anyways, again, ask Summer questions, and make them funny!