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Chapter 21…

"Ugh," Sakura muttered, "I can't open this stupid pickle jar."

"Oh, I'll help you." Naruto said and took the jar from her.

Minutes later, the jar was still unopened. Naruto and Sakura both lay on the ground panting.

"Why do evil upper powers make evil jars like this?" Naruto screamed throwing the jar on the ground, but it didn't break.

"You mean the pickle company?" Sakura asked.

"YES!" he yelled, "THE PICKLE COMPANY!!!"

"What are you screaming about?" Sasuke asked, walking in on the scene.

"This jar pf pickles won't open." Sakura said, picking up the jar.

Sasuke tried to open it. But it still wouldn't budge.

Just then, a fly landed on the lid of it. It suddenly opened with a pop.

"DUMB PICKLES!!" Naruto screamed.

"Mmm." Sakura said, eating a pickle.

"Oh, I want one!" Naruto exclaimed, grabbing one for himself.

"Do you want one Sasuke?" Sakura asked.

"No, I'm allergic." He said, as his teammates exchanged glances.

Suddenly they stuffed the entire jar in Sasuke's mouth.

"Mmmph!"

Sakura and Naruto suddenly realized that they had made a bad mistake. Sasuke had turned all puffy and green, and had a bunch of wart-looking bumps on him. He looked exactly like a giant pickle.

"MUST KILL!" he roared.

"AHHH, no, Sasuke!" Sakura screamed as she and Naruto ran.

They ran through the streets screaming, "GIANT PICKLE!!! RUN!!!"

They ran into Shikamaru, Ino, and Choji. "OMG, Sasuke-kun, is that you!" Ino screamed and committed suicide.

"Finally, troublesome woman." Shikamaru sighed.

"Why are you guys freaking out so much?" Choji asked, and picked up Sasuke and ate him.

"Umm.." Naruto and Sakura said, "That was Sasuke…"

"Cannibalism!" Naruto screamed.

"Technically," Shikamaru said, "It's not cannibalism, since Sasuke was a pickle."

"Now I know why they call you the smart one, that's why you became chuunin." Naruto said, hearts in his eyes.

"Of course I am." Shikamaru bragged.

They all looked around.

Pickle juice.

Sasuke's green remains.

Ino's dead body.

"So…" Shikamaru said, "Now what?"

"Uh, anyone want a pickle?" Sakura asked, holding out her jar.

The End.

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