Soundwave Meets the Internet
AN: This is for my 200th reviewer, BossBot97, I hope you like it. Thank you and Merry Christmas! :D
Soundwave couldn't get enough of it. Every video he watched, whether it was a parody or the original, he loved it even more! How could he not it was the best thing since My Little Pony!
If only he could share this with the others. Maybe then they could see that this was the best damn thing out there.
"Soundwave," Megatron called, stomping into the room. Soundwave turned to face his master and gave a respectable bow. "I have noticed that the relics are becoming scarce, and since I banished Starscream from the Nemesis, I decided to appoint you to Second in Command."
Soundwave was shocked! Second in Command really? What about Arachnid, or Shockwave? Were they not good enough? All the questions remained locked up inside his processor. Soundwave knew better then to questions his leader.
"Your first task as my new SIC is to go and train some of the newer Decepticons. Shockwave will be the one to search for the relics."
Without another word Megatron left to attend other business. Soundwave still couldn't believe it, but he wasn't complaining. Being SIC meant he could do almost anything he wanted! The down fall however was that he was under Megatron's detailed eyes.
Soundwave headed out to training area, listening to the music that still played in his head by memory. He couldn't get enough of it. His earlier thoughts came rushing back with full force. Maybe there was a way to share this with everyone…
Optimus raised a servo, a silent command to hold until further notice. The dense forest made it almost impossible to move in, but it was the only thing that stood between them and the relic. Sadly that fog made it difficult to see, even with high tech optics. The bots had to be extremely careful and on guard at all times. Decepticons could come out at any moment.
The group tensed up at a soft beating noise. It started out soft and slowly rose in volume; it sounded like pop music but with a little techno tunes added to it.
'Oppa Guandam Style!' A foreign voice shouted, making the Autobots jump and thrust out their weapons.
'Guandam Style.' The music grew louder and louder, and as it progressed, Soundwave and a few Vehicons began to appear in front of them, slowly rising out of the fog.
There were a total of five, including Soundwave. The cons situated themselves so that the four Vehicons formed an invisible square about Soundwave, each recruit standing on an unseen corner with Soundwave in the middle. The tapped their right pedes against the ground to the beat of the music, nodding their helms as well.
'Gangnam Style.' They parted their legs in a upside down narrow 'v' stance, servos resting on their hips. They jerked said hips to the right, not paying any mind to the disturbed looks the Autobots were giving them.
Njeneun ttasaroun
Inganjeogin yeoja
Keopi hanjanui yeoyureul anneun
The music intensified. The cons pressed on wrist over the other and parted their legs wider, wiggling their hips as if riding an unseen horse.
Pumgyeok inneun yeoja
Bami omyeon simjangi
Tteugeowojineun yeoja
Geureon bajeaon inneun yeoja
Naneun sanai
They danced almost as one; it was as if they had practiced for days. That wasn't far from the truth.
Najeneun neomankeum
Ttasaroun geureon sanai
Keopi sikgido jeone wonsyat
ttaerineun sanai
As they continued to twist and jerk thoroughly through their dances, Optimus gave a quick nod to Bumblebee. Understanding silent command, the scout crept around the cons who were currently having some sort of dance battle with Soundwave. On Vehicon came up and started prancing in front of the faceless mech. Soundwave immediately showed him who was boss, dancing like he was riding a horse, only shaking an invisible lasso in the air.
Bami omyeon simjangi
Teojyeobeorineun sanai
Geureon sanai
Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo hey
geurae baro neo hey
Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo hey
Geurae baro neo hey
Jigeumbuteo gal dekkaji
Gabolkka
Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style
Op Op Op Op
Oppa Gangnam Style
Op Op Op Op
Gangnam Style
Eeeeeeeyyy
Sexy lady
Bumblebee came back with one relic, but the scanners that Arcee carried read there was at least three more. Tucking the small device into his subspace, Optimus nodded towards Smokescreen, who smirked and copied the same movement as Bee, only with the use of his trusty Faze Shifter, to make the trip faster.
Op Op Op Op
Oppa Gangnam Style
Eeeeeeeyyy
Sexy lady
Op Op Op Op
E-E-E-E-E-E
Ttwineum nom
Geu wie naneun nom
Baby baby
Naneum mwol jom
Aneun nom
Ttwineun nom
Geu wie naneun nom
Baby baby
Naneun mwol jom
After Smokey was done Arcee went next. Being much smaller the other Autobots, her trip was also very quick.
Aneun nom
You know what I'm saying
Oppa Gangnam Style
E-E-E-E-E-E
Eeeeeeeyyy
Sexy lady
Op Op Op Op
Oppa Gangnam Style
Eeeeeeeyyy
Sexy lady
Op Op Op Op
E-E-E-E-E-E
Oppa Gangnam Style
The final act was dancing like they were riding a pony, it seemed like the most common dance of the foreign song. They bounced towards Optimus and his crew. With the final beat, the cons stomped their pedes to the ground and lifted their weapons
But before they could fire, a glowing green and blue vortex grew to life behind the Autobots. Optimus and his team transformed not a second later and drove like mad through the bridge. Soundwave was frozen. Maybe dance fighting wasn't what it seemed like…
"Megatron is going to be pissed," one con pipped up. That later turned out to be an understatement.
AN: This is a Christmas present to BossBot97, hope you like it :D Merry Christmas everyone! As always I don't own anything. Not Transformers Prime (though that would be cool…) and especially not Gangnam Style. The lyrics I had to look up. I know it doesn't sound like the word from the actual song, but trust me it is. It just sounds different because the song was written in a different language, so I can understand why it doesn't sound write. Love you guys happy holidays :D