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Valentine's Day Special!
"Isn't this nice?" Arthur contemplated. "No children running around, no Pennsylvania eating chocolate like it was going out of style, no New York blaring rap music, no Oregon giving us lectures on the dangers of eating meat, no Massachusetts being a know-it-all, no Virginia alternating between being a southern belle and a grunge girl, no Texas cooking, no West Virginia shooting, no Washington abusing all of the coffee machines, no Florida picking oranges, no-"
"That's enough," Alfred cut him off. "you're talking about our children like they're a bad thing and you don't even drink coffee so why are you complaining that Wyatt abuses it?"
"Alfred, you know on rare occasions that I love our children but it's Valentine's Day and aren't you thankful for the fact that there are people desperate enough to date them?"
"People don't have to be desperate to date our children. They're attractive and have nice personalties."
"Texas had rebelled against you how many times? And do I need to get started on Oregon's hatred for the government?" Arthur raised an eyebrow.
"They are/were expressing the freedom that they have. I give our children all the freedom they want."
"And I have to give them some form of rules or else they'll run around doing whatever they want. Just last week I caught Elizabeth and that Finnish rockstar boyfriend, the one who plays in the Finnish version of Tokio Hotel, making out on the couch. Thank God, he was borderline anorexic."
"So? She's in love just like we are." Alfred nuzzled Arthur's neck. They were sitting in front of the fireplace in the living room on the floor. Alfred was in between Arthur's legs and a heart-shape box of chocolates laid next to them.
"Alfred, sometimes I wonder why I love you. This isn't one of those times." Arthur leaned down and kissed Alfred.
Author's Note!: I had plans for this to be a humongous chapter focusing solely on the fifty-one kids. But then I realized it would take forever so I would haven't been able to post it on Valentine's Day, I would need to reveal the human names for everybody and I would need to spend time creating boyfriends/girlfriends with distinct personalities for everyone. So I decided to take the easy route and write about Arthur and Alfred which I enjoy doing as you can see that all the holiday specials focus on them.
In case you're wondering the children are all on a fifty-one date with their respective others in some hotel ballroom while Tony is at the hotel's bar getting wasted beyond his mind and hitting on a out-of-town business executive.
Hope you all have a happy Valentine's Day. Now if you'll excuse me I have to get back to my Valentine's Day ritual of eating a box of chocolate turtles and waiting for Bill Kaulitz or Russia to come to my door.