Author's Note: After receiving threats for not updating again soon I decided to update. And by the way they were amusing too, some involved whales. Hope you enjoy the chapter!

Chapter 21

Bella P.O.V

The video stopped for a second then you could see us walking in the door and seeing a very happy-looking Alice.

"Hi guys, I decided you slumber party was more fun so I came back home. Now it's my turn to get all of you."

"Missed Jasper huh? I knew there was a reason you were blocking me from your mind." Edward said coming to a realization.

"Come on guys, you are going together. Truth or dare?" She asked smiling evilly.

"We pick dare Alice. We are up for anything you throw at us." Said Emmett looking confident while Jasper and I were looking at him like he was an idiot.

"Not a very smart idea sweetie." Rosalie said rolling her eyes at Emmett.

"Emmett, you idiot!" Jasper and I said at the same time.

"How come Jasper seems to know what you're thinking?" Edward said with mock hurt.

Alice then had a vision. She then returned to normal and looked at us and said,

"This is going to be fun!" She then went into another vision and said, "I dare 2 of you guys to dress up as pieces of food and walk around the mall telling people that the leprechauns are telling you to run away because Zorro is coming. Then the third person comes out dressed as Zorro and puts Z's up everywhere in silly string. After that you must all run around telling people the voices in your head told you to do it."

"What the hell?" All three of us asked at the same time, "Where did you come up with this Alice, it is completely ridiculous."

"Apparently Alice never got over her insanity." Edward said and Alice smacked him over the head.

"That is exactly what I thought see you do know what I am thinking." I said happily. Edward grinned at me and I gave a short laugh.

"Well she was crazy remember?"

"Stop questioning my sanity and start getting ready." Alice said popping up right in front of me with a pizza costume and a soft drink bottle costume.

"Please tell me you didn't have a vision of this too." I asked Alice looking at her incredulously.

"No, we had this lying around from some time when Carlisle and Edward volunteered to help for something."

Edward looked shocked and ashamed and I laughed.

"You still have to show me the photos Alice." She nodded and we continued to watch the video.

"The leprechaun tells me Zorro is coming, RUNNNN!!!" I yelled to the nearest person.

"Hurry run Zorro is coming or so the leprechaun says." Yelled Emmett, this continued on for a few minutes until Jasper jumped in, his cape flowing behind him.

"It is I, Zorro. Did you miss me?" Jasper yelled, by now everyone was gathered around to see what we would do.

"I can't help it!" I was yelling again, "The voices told me to, I had to follow them."

"Too many voices, all in my head." Emmett started hitting his head, which didn't hurt him but it looked painful. "Get out of my head voices." He screamed, he really did sound like a mental patient.

"Zorro says leave voices, LEAVE!" He roared, I think by now the whole mall had crowded around us to see what all the fuss was about. Then Alice jumped in very unexpectantly in a superman outfit. And started shouting,

"I'm here to fight for truth, and justice, and the American way. So I have come to put you in a mental institution and save these poor souls." I was now on the ground shaking with laughter. Alice picked us all up then said,

"It is fine good people; I have saved you from these crazy people. The will be a burden to you no longer. No need to thank me all part of the job." Everyone was staring at her in disbelief. Like they had seen a ghost. Alice ran us out to the car.

I put my head into my hands and chuckled lightly.

"Is it weird that I still find you attractive in a pizza outfit?" Edward asked and everyone in the room including I answered.

"Yes, definitely."

"I've already set up the next game. We are having a scavenger hunt. But instead of getting clues you get an envelope saying something you have to do to get the next envelope. The losers have to come shopping with me whenever I ask for the next month without complaining. And I get to buy and dress them up in anything I want."

"Well here are you first envelopes, and soon as I see you finish one I will give you another, ok?"

"Yes Alice just give me it."

I opened my envelope and just stared blankly at my card.

"I HAVE TO DO WHAT?"

"You look so adorable when you're angry." Edward cooed.

"Yes Bella as it is written you have to dress up as the Queen including the crown on your head, go in the middle of the park and say I am the Queen of the centipedes all shall bow down to me!" Alice said smirking. I will kill her how could I even agree to this game! At that point Emmett started laughing;

Alice turned to him and said, "Just you wait for yours." With that she handed him an envelope. "There all at the same place so it is fair."

"What the hell Alice?" Rosalie asked looking at Alice incredulously, Alice just shrugged and pointed back at the TV.

"But Alice couldn't you have picked something where I didn't have to run around naked?" Emmett asked staring until I said something.

"You have to run around naked?"

"According to this piece of paper I have to strip down and paint myself in Blue and Pink, put on fairy wings and a wand and tell people I am a fairy princess."

"Oh my favourite colours, good work Alice." Rosalie said nodding happily towards Alice.

"What about me, and the trauma I had to go through." Emmett asked looking hurt.

"Nobody cares about that." Rosalie spoke waving her hand dismissively.

"I have to wear one of Alice's dresses, let her do my makeup and in the park I have to sing Man! I feel like a woman by Shania Twain." Jasper said infuriated at the thought while Alice looked at him cheerfully.

Both Edward and Rosalie cracked up with laughter.

"You're the man Alice." Edward said patting her on the back happily.

"Don't worry Bella; I had one of my dresses altered to fit Jasper." She said as if reading my mind.

"So that's what the mystery fitting was!" Jasper said slapping his head. Emmett suddenly bust in,

"At least somebody else has to sing, I was getting really sick of being the only person who had to sing. And I think mine is just as bad as yours Jasper."

"I believe mine is worse Emmett, at least you don't have to dress up in your wife's dress." He replied staring him down.

"Oh yes I just have to run around naked!" Emmett shouted back.

"Does it really matter whose is worse?" I asked looking at them in shock from everything.

"I suppose not." They both mumbled at the same time.

"Now lets get you guys all dressed up, or dressed down in Emmett's case. Remember losers come shopping with me for the next month." With that we all ran up to Alice's room to get changed for the time ahead.

"Wow you guys had a tough time it seemed." Rosalie said empathetically like she had experienced something of the sort before.

To be continued……………