Me: Yikes, it's been so long since I last did this. I hope people think I've forgotten this 'talk'. I'm so sorry for the long wait, but I had so much to do and my muse kept ignoring this one.

DianasLilleMus: Calm down sis. You've been around those pirates so long that you needed a long break. Also you've been busy, not having time for them anyway.

Me: Now you make me sound cold.

Shanks. Sheila dearest, it's been too long. How have you been? Caught up on stuff? What have you been up to?

Me: My muse ignored you guys. Sorry for that, but now I'm forcing her to come back to this. Besides I've made two accounts on tumblr. Mostly to check it out, but now I'm doing a little RP with other bloggers.

Thatch: I'm going to check that out. Welcome back to us.

Me: Thanks Thatch. I'll give you the link later. mysteryreader6626 has a long list of questions. i'll take as many as I can today and the rest will wait until next time. First one is for Marco and Ace. Uh a very interesting question indeed. Others can reply too, if they want. Okey here it comes. How would you two react if you woke up in the same bed with no memories of the night before? And for the others, what would you think?

Ace: Is it bad to wake up in Marco's bed?

Marco: *facepalms* Oi Ace, don't say it like that, yoi.

Ace: It's not like it hadn't happened before. You're so great to cuddle with.

Shanks: *faints from nosebleed*

Marco: Oi that was one time only. You were feeling down. Waking up next to you without memory? For me I doubt it, yoi.

Ace: What's so wrong with getting comfort from Marco? I don't get it.

Thatch: Don't play innocent, Ace. We know what happened that time.

Izo: The sounds were enough to wake up the death.

Haruta: I'm just happy the ship didn't caught fire.

Marco: What are you talking about, yoi?

Vista: Was it that time when we messed up with Marco's DF Powers, by putting a Seastone on his neck?

Izo: And got him drunk and Ace.

Marco: That didn't happen, yoi.

Ace: Marco has never been drunk, has he? *tilts his head*

Sabo: What the hell did you do to my brother?

Me: Okay, that's enough. No fighting inside. I think we better go to the next question. Ace, did you know that you're ranked as the hottest character in One Piece?

Ace: No, but it's oblivious, isn't it? I am fire after all.

Me: True. Shanks, you're number two. How does it make you feel?

Shanks: *dries of the blood on a towel, Benn handed him* I am? Must be because I'm so awesome.

Marco: Yeah, let's just give him another ego boost, yoi.

Me: You ranked 24, Marco, topped by Rayleigh who ranked 20.

Rayleigh: *chuckles* I'm considered a hottie? Now that's flattering, especially when youngsters come after me.

Marco: Why would I care, yoi?

Me: Playing it cool, huh? Now that's hot. You rank higher on my personal list. Izo, how do you feel not even being among the top 50?

Izo: I'm not on the list? Must be because people are so close minded. Or because they don't know real beauty when they see it.

Me: Don't be so sad, dear. You're on my list and in top 10. So Thatch, how does it feel to be topper by Luffy, who is ranked 8 and you are ranked 27?

Thatch: What? Marco and Luffy are higher ranked than me? Those people must be mistaken or blinded. Yes that it must be. I should definitely be higher on that list. I should have been number 2. I can't argue with Ace's reason for being number 1.

DianasLilleMus: Maybe it's because you're not that known. All we know is from few flashbacks and then you were killed. We got to see Ace and Marco a lot more and Luffy is the main character.

Thatch: Still that sucks.

Me: *pats on Thatch's back* Don't be so sad. You're on the list and on my personal list, you're higher.

Ace: I've seen that list of yours, Sheila and I'm not on it.

Me: It's because I think of you as a little brother and so it feels wrong to put you on that list.

Ace: Oi, you accepted Oyaji's mark and so we're all your brothers.

Me: You're too young too. Next question is for Thatch. How come you have auburn hair, but black goatee? How is that possible?

Thatch: *chuckles* As a child my hair was black. It later became auburn, but my facial hair is black, just like other hair on my body, except my hair. It's not that uncommon, you know.

Me: I'm not taking the questions in order, since the next is really long and for all, but the Straw Hats. So we get to another question. Ah it's for Thatch, though I think we won't mind hearing the others reaction and thoughts too. Thatch, who do you feel being paired with Izo, Marco or a threesome relationship with Marco and Ace?

Thatch: *chokes on the air* Seriously? A threesome relationship with Marco and Ace? Are people insane? I'm going to be fried in that relationship. I do see why some people *glares at Sheila* wants to set me up with Izo and Marco, but they are my brothers. I couldn't do that.

Ace: But you think Marco and I are a match made in heaven.

Marco: Believe me brother, I wouldn't want any of those relationship with you. I don't have time for relationships anyway, yoi.

Izo: Seriously? What is so fascinating with pairing us up with each other?

Me: I think I've told you that once before. It's because we can and we're bored. And many fangirls likes yaoi, while some men like yuri. It's pure lust for romance and the forbidden.

Shanks: I do see the charm with those pairings.

Marco: *smacks Shanks on the head* Be glad Sheila hates fighting indoors, or you'll be a bloody pulp by now, yoi.

Shanks: Oi I was just joking. I'm not into that.

Me: Stop bickering. I think I'll take one last question. Ace this is for you. Since the pairing with you and Marco is so popular, would you date Marco if you had been born as a girl? Because, as mysteryreader6626 says, you're both hot and don't deny that fact.

Ace: *groans* No I wouldn't. He's way too old for me. I've seen FF where I or Marco are females. Hell, there are so many genderbends stories out there.

Marco: Oi I'm not that old, yoi.

Ace: *stick out his tongue* Yes you are. You won't even tell us your age.

Marco: *chases Ace outside*

Me: I think I can't take this anymore. I'm out of this mad house.

Sabo: Don't forget the links to your tumblr accounts.

Me: Oh, thanks for reminding me, Sabo. I made a blog for Thatch and one for an OC. The one for Thatch is: thatch the awesome cook .tumblr (without the space) and the one for my private is: tray-d-sheila. tumblr .com (without spaces)

Sabo: I'm so going to check them out.

Me: See you next time.