Everything Old Is New Again

Disclaimer: Don't own Red vs Blue, or Yu-Gi-Oh!

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A long time had passed since the death of Tea and the events that led up to that. Kaiba had taken over Mahado's body completely and used it as his own. Yugi and Ryou painted it the same light blue color he had on his old armor, and wiped away the bits of Spanish language he had stored within the databanks. However, even after all these changes, things were still bad between the Yami's Red and the Hikari's Blue teams.

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"Um...Kaiba? We got a problem and we need to talk about it...,".

Kaiba cursed under his breath and turned around to face Ryou and Yugi. "WHAT?" he snapped at them, he was not in the mood.

Yugi pointed to Ryou, "Ryou is acting weird. He keeps calling himself Dartz, talking in a scary voice, and threatening to kill me!"

Ryou turned to him, "No I didn't!" he said defensively. Yugi turned to face him, "Oh? So you didn't threaten to chop off my head and give it to the Great Leviathan as a birthday present?" he challenged.

"I think you're taking what I said, out of context...,"

"What? What context?"

"Guys, shut the hell up!"

"Excuse me, sir?" a new voice behind Kaiba asked.

He looked over his shoulder to see a person in purple armor, "Hey pal? Hold on a sec, ok?". Kaiba turned back to Yugi and Ryou, "Now, I think we all know by now, that I don't like either of you, ok? So stop competing for my attention!" he barked.

"Now...," he turned around to the new person, "Yes. Hello. Who are you?" he asked. Ryou turned to Yugi, "Don't ever be alone...," he growled in a deep voice. Yugi gulped and looked at Kaiba, "He's doing that thing again...,".

The purple soldier waved, "Hi, I'm Medic Officer Wheeler, and I've come to help you!". The three guys stared in shock. This person was a girl, with the last name...Wheeler.

"Serenity? That you?" Kaiba asked in disbelief. Again, Serenity Wheeler waved, "Yep. I got invited to play Halo online, and I've never played, so here I am!" she said cheerfully, "So which one of you is Yugi?".

"Well, it's obvious I'm Kaiba," Kaiba muttered before jerking his thumb behind him, "That's Yugi in the weird blue, and over there in the regulation deep blue armor, is Ryou," he informed her. Ryou looked at Yugi, "Why did he introduce me second?". Yugi eyed him, "Cuz he doesn't like you,".

"Um...ok. Anyway, I was told to come over and help out with any wounded you guys had," she said quickly. Ryou looked at her and raised an eyebrow, "Wounded? There's no wounded here. We asked for help a long, LONG time ago,".

"Well, sorry, I came here as quickly as I could. Where's my patient?" she asked, looking around. Kaiba sighed and pointed behind her, "About fifty yards behind ya and six feet straight down,". Serenity turned around to see a pair of headstones standing over two freshly dug graves.

"Oh, I'm sorry for your loss...although I don't see the points of graves in a video game...oh well,"

Kaiba blinked, "Huh? Oh! Right," he sighed dramatically, "Yeah well, what's done is done...what are ya gonna do, eh?" he asked. Ryou pointed to the graves, "We didn't like her very much...she was mean to other people!" he whispered.

Serenity looked back at the two graves, "Well, who's in the other one?". Kaiba slowly raised his hand, "That would be me, Wheeler," he replied. She looked at him confused, "Uh huh...okies,".

Ryou held up a finger, "You see, he," he pointed to Kaiba, "got killed by a crazy runaway tank..,"

"Or by the idiot driving it," Yugi interjected.

"...and then he became a really mean ghost, who took over the body of a robot who spoke Spanish, and then we spray-painted him so he could be blue again, and now he's a bionic man...who is blue!" Ryou finished.

Yugi put his hands behind his head, "And it took us forever to get the Spanish stuff wiped off...," he added quietly. Kaiba turned and looked straight at him, "Not entirely wiped off, moron," he hissed. Sighing, Yugi lowered his head, "I guess I'll go get the Spanish dictionary...,".

"So, wait. No one is hurt?" Serenity asked, confused. Kaiba shrugged and shook his head, "Nope. In fact, I feel better than ever. Now, whenever I don't wanna listen to the two idiots behind me, I can just turn off my ears. I could never do that before!".

"Hey, Kaiba. You said they were shorting out!"

The leader of the blues looked at Ryou, "Sorry, what Ryou? I couldn't hear you," he said in a loud voice. Serenity shrugged, "So I guess I'll just check out Ryou and Yugi," she offered as she pulled out a two pronged device that had glowing ends.

Yugi backed away, "Whoa, hold on. Is this one of those things where I have to turn my head andcough?" he asked nervously. Serenity shook her head, "No, I'm just gonna check your vitals, then I'll be on my way," she said as she began sweeping the device up and down Yugi's form.

Ryou chuckled and looked at Yugi, "I bet I have better vitals than you, Yugi!". Yugi rolled his eyes and Ryou turned to Kaiba, "What's a vital?" he asked.

"Whoa, on your way? I don't think so, Wheeler. Didn't you come by to join our squad?" Kaiba asked, confused. Serenity shook her head, "No, I just came by to help out with Angel, or Tea, or whoever she is, and see if you guys are ok, then I'll head on over to the Red Team," she explained.

Kaiba shook his head and grinned, "First off, GREAT job on the Angel/Tea thing, Wheeler, real great. Now, you can help us, by joining our fight to kill off the Red Team!". Serenity sighed and pulled away the scanner, "Even if I was told to do it, I wouldn't. I joined this game of yours as a non-violent observer,".

"Non-violent...what?"

"I'm a pacifist,"

Ryou tilted his head, thinking, "You're a thing that babies suck on?".

Yugi shook his head and slapped Ryou on the shoulder, "No, Ryou, that's a pedophile!"

Kaiba looked at his teal colored teammate, "I think the word you're looking for, is pacifier!".

"Oh yeah! Hahaha...I was thinking of something TOTALLY different,".

"Anyway, I'm all done here," Serenity said loudly, "I'm going to head over to the Reds and see if anyone needs help there,". Kaiba growled, "Man this sucks. What the hell is your deal anyway?" he demanded. Serenity shrugged, "I'm on loan to both sides. That's what the others said when I first logged on," she explained.

"Well at least put that little medical thing away, Wheeler. If the Reds see you walk up to their base carrying that thing, they'll just shoot it out of your hand," Kaiba advised.

BAM!

A loud gunshot made everyone jump and they watched as Serenity's tool landed a couple of feet away, a large hole in it's side. Kaiba nodded and pointed to the wrecked object, "See like that!".

"HEY! ASSHOLES!"

The Blues, and Serenity turned to see the entire Red Team standing a short ways away, holding various firearms.

BAM!

"SCATTER!" Yugi screamed. All four of them made a dash in random directions as the Reds opened fire on them. Yami clapped his hands and looked behind him to Malik, who was holding a sniper rifle with a smoking barrel, "Nice shot, cupcake!" he praised. Malik held up a peace sign, "Thanks, Pharaoh!".

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Marik laughed a crazy laugh as he let loose his assault rifle on the opposite team, "SUCK IT BLUE"!. Bakura popped up in front of him just after he stopped firing, "YEAH, SNEAK ATTACK!"

"Bakura, get down you dumbass!"

Yami unslinged the shotgun from his back and gripped it firmly in his hands, "Hike up your knickers, boys...let's go get 'em!".

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Kilnorc: Hehehe, that's another one. I hope it's good. and I bet those who have seen this series, are surprised to see Serenity being the male medic. The reason I've chosen her as the medic, is my own knowledge. For those who have seen most of the online eps, you can find out why I did so. If not, it'll be shown later. Ja ne!