Rules and Truths of Fusion Fall

by BluBrotherD

A young sergeants list of truths he's discovered during his time in the war against Fuse. First page is a prologue. Skip it if you just want to get to the funny stuff. Disclaimer: Some of these rules were inspired by and relate to the works of other authors. "lightning bird" and "Tatyana Witwicky" are some examples. Go look them up for some good reading.

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341. People, Johnny Bravo is not Elvis re-incarnated.

(We know how convincing he is when he dyes his hair, but he is not.)

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342. You may not pillage just because you're wearing horned helmets.

(Man the battlements we're under attack! - Eddy)

(Is it fuse again?! - Edd)

(No! Worse! - Eddy)

(What could be worse?! - Edd)

(Vikings! - Eddy)

(Glob save us all! - Edd)

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343. KND personal are no longer to be brought to United States military training bases.

(A group of trainees were singing a certain infamous cadence while Numbuhs 362 and 1 were touring the grounds.)

('Nuff said.)

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344. Just because many animal agents and imaginary friends are naturally nude does mean you can walk around without clothes on.

(No one needs to see that, Ray Ray, Numbuh 4.)

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345. Painting your entire body in Camouflage body paint does not count as an acceptable uniform.

(How did you even manage get your hair like that? - #2)

(With a lot of mud and practice. - #4)

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346. Even if you do wear camo undies.

(Thank glob for small favors.)

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347. You are not allowed to call adult politicians immoral, untrustworthy, lying, slime.

(Even if you are right Numbuh 1.)

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348. Don't take the batteries out of other peoples alarm clocks.

(Even if they do hit the snooze button forty times.)

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349. No more borrowing military vehicles to "squish" things.

(But its for science. - Ben)

(What kind of science? - Dexter)

(Fun science! :D - Rex)

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350. Disputes between personal are settled in court hearings and tribunals, not by challenging others to "The field of honor."

(Unless your challenging Jack or the Scotsman.)

(In which case it's your funeral.)

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351. Never tell a KND pilot "There's not enough room to fly under that!", unless you want them to try.

(Challenge accepted! - #2)

(Numbuh 2 NO! - #1)

(Numbuh 2 YES! - #2)

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352. The buildings emergency alarm button is for emergencies only! Beating the high score of a video game does not count.

(With so many gamers here that have more thumbs than brain cells it happens annoyingly often.)

(We don't care how difficult the last level was. No one likes being woken up in the middle of night to hear that you beat it! - Mac)

(Tch! Your just jealous of my L33T skills. - Bloo)

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353. No using Dexlab equipment to bootleg movies, video games, or music.

(We all suffered when the Dexbots got stuck singing the latest Taylor Swift single for a week.)

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354. Children operatives cannot be arrested for insubordination for being rude to their adult superiors.

(They have lawyers, and they are just as bad as adult lawyers.)

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355. Children operatives CAN be put in time out for ten to forty minutes for being rude.

(It wasn't a satisfying compromise for either side but no one dared to argue with judge Mandy.)

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356. Wedgies are not legal moves in any sport.

(Especially in Basketball.)

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357. This is the Earths Combined Forces. Not the Batcave, the Fortress of Solitude, the Justice League, the Super Friends, Atlantis, Olympus, Themyscira, Disneyland, or Pizza Planet.

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358. Mandy does not have the power to legally abolish Mondays from existence. Stop tempting her to try.

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359. Do not valiantly push others onto hand grenades to save the squad. Even if they are practically invulnerable.

(Diamond Head had the wickedest glare on his face.)

(While Rex had the cheekiest grin on his.)

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360. Collectively burning your homework after the school semester in a fire pit is fine, dancing naked around said fire pit is not.

(Freaks. – #5)

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