Yay! During the intermission, Gir is officially a year older! (Not necessarily a year wiser though XD) I gots a tablet and an L plushee! (And some other stuff I don't feeling writing) Anyways, a random thing I wanted to try! I'm gonna hold a fan art contest!! Just draw anything involving Naruto at my School, from Sailor Itachi to Shikamaru getting high off of pixxe stiks, anything is possible! Just send your entry to (Cause I ain't giving you peoples my email address, you people who know me can just email it to me regularly) and I'll post the link on a special chapter! Well, on to the chapter! '

Alex is still in a fighting stance

Emozilla- (Yawn) Are you going to attack already, I've been standing here for 3 weeks!

Alex- Stupid intermissions...well anyways!

Alex then makes a couple of hand signs and smacks them both on the ground in front of her, shiny blue light comes flashing

Emozilla- WTF? An alchemist?

Alex- Hells yea! I'm a ninja alchemist!

Emozilla- And I'm a space ninja cyber clown pirate...from Mars --"

Alex- Ok, now your just being mean...

Then out of the ground appears a dog like figure

Celine- OMFG!!!

Gir- WHEE!! Alex! Have you ever danced with a tuna before??

Alex- No, and I don't plan to...

Angie- We always have a Gir, if it's not the author, it's the real Gir! XD

Sam- Lolz

Emozilla- OH GOD! NOT THAT THING!!

Alex- Ok Gir, like we rehearsed!

Gir- Okey Doky!

Alex then makes a couple hand signs, and aims it towards her friends

Alex-(Alex's mind- BROADWAY NO JUTSU) YO! GARY!!!

Celine- ??

Gir- IM COMING!! IM COMING!!

Then some Broadway like music comes on

Naruto- Oh my god! Its Gary Colemen!

Gir- Yes I am!!

Emozilla- OH CRAP! IM ON AVENUE Q!!!!!

Gir-( With and excellent singing voice and a microphone)
I'm Gary Coleman from TV's Diff'rent Strokes
I made a lot of money that got stolen by my folks
Now I'm broke, and I'm the butt of everyone's jokes
But I'm here - The superintendent! - On Avenue Q!

Everyone (Except Emozilla) - (Automatically, because of the jutsu she aimed at them) Its sucks to be you!

Celine- You win!

Everyone- It sucks to be you!

Sasuke- I feel better now!

Gir- Try having people stopping you to ask you "What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" It... gets ... old!!

Everyone- It sucks to be yoooooooooooOOOOOU! On Avenue Q!!!

Rachel and Miss Piggy- It sucks to be me!

Everyone Else- On Avenue Q!

Rachel and Miss Piggy- It sucks to be you!

Everyone Else- On Avenue Q!

Rachel and Miss Piggy- It sucks to be us!

Everyone- BUT NOT WHEN WERE TOGETHER!! WERE TOGETHER HERE ON AVENUE QUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! (Starts dancing shoulder to shoulder Broadway style) We live on Avenue QUUUUUU!!! Our friends do too! Till our dreams come true! We live on Avenue Q!

Kiba- This is real life!

Everyone- We live on Avenue Q!

Gaara- Your gonna love it!

Everyone- We live on Avenue Q!

Gir- Here's your keys!

Everyone- WELCOME! TO AVENUE! Q!!

The random Broadway music fades out

Emozilla- AH!! I hate that song! XX

Naruto- SO you admit defeat then :)

Emozilla- Yea...IMEAN NO!!!!!!!

Sasuke- You just did, so you HAVE to let us through!

Emozilla- Not so fast!

Kiba- What do you mean? You just admitted defeat! You HAVE to let us through...

Emozilla- Screw the rules! I have money!

Everyone- O-O

Celine- You, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!

Angie- YOU JUST BROKE THE BIGGEST RULE OF ANYTHING ANIME RELATED!!!!

Emozilla- And what rule might that be?

Alex- You just stole another characters catchphrase!!!

Emozilla- Lolz, Just as planned! (Authors note- Tee hee, Death Note abridged:D)

Celine- JUST KILL HIM!!!!

Emozilla- Uh..ICECREAM!!!!

Celine-(Very ticked) Ok, you can steal Kiaba's line, and even Light's line, but you never, EVER steal Zody's line!!!

Emozilla- So?

Celine- THATS IT!!

She then rushes to him in a mad blind fiery but Emozilla steps out of the way and Celine runs into a wall

Celine- DX#

Emozilla- Bwahaha, oh yeah by the way ( Takes out laser) THINK FAST!!!

Everyone scrambles, but Alex was hit with the laser

Naruto-OMG!!

Alex- Hun, what happened?

Emozilla- See for yourself!

Emozilla hands Alex a yard stick

Alex- AHHHHH!!!!!

Emozilla- Yep! Your REALLY Ed now!

Sammy- Holy crap, your about 8 inches shorter!

Alex- I...hate...you!!!

Rachel- And thats supposed to help you kill us HOW?

Emozilla- Nah, I just wanted to piss her off...

Alex and Rachel- --'

Celine- ( to Naruto) Hey, I just thought of the stupidest plan, that just might work...

Naruto- Yea what

Celine does the extremely cliché thing of whispering her plan into his ear, Naruto nods, and they flash off screen

Emozilla- Now, for my real laser ( Takes out giant, IRKen laser)

Sasuke- Its like Hinata's!!

Emozilla- Hyuk, Hyuk, Hyuk

Celine- STOP! STEALING! CATCHPHRASES!!!!!!

Emozilla- Noooooo! -

Naruto-(From a distance) Shadow Clone justu!

100,000,000 miles away, a clone of Naruto poofs out of nowhere

Twinkee- HOLY CRAP! A GIANT!!! EEEEEEeeeeeep (Voice fades)

Clone Naruto- I knew it! There IS a lost city of the Twinkie people, they must just be scared since I'm so big to them...ok on with the plan!

(Flashes back to where the real Naruto is)

Naruto-3...2...1..

Clone Naruto-HMMM!!! I GOT SOME FREE MARYLIN MANSON TICKETS THAT I CANT USE!!! WHAT EVER SHALL I DO???

Emozilla- Free Marylin Manson tickets? COOL! (Starts running in a north, north east direction towards the clone Naruto)

Sasuke- DONT FORGET TO ADD ME!!!

Emozilla- WILL DO!!!!

Emozilla eventually fades into the horizon

Angie- (Awakens) What did I miss...

Celine- Nothing much

Sam- We did Avenue Q!

Angie- WHAT?? WITHOUT ME?????

Celine- DONT KILL US!! T-T

Angie- It's hard though!

Miss Piggy-Ok, since Emozilla has been vanquished, we just have to journey to the lords of this mountain, and have there permission to return to our realm, there much more understanding then Emozilla, I've heard

Rachel-Ok, but who are they?

Miss Piggy- Uh, the book doesn't say

Naruto- Onward peoples!

Everyone- WOOT!

Sasuke- Ugh...

BACK AT THE P.E. FIELD

Usagi- Did anything happen to it while I was gone?

Itachi- Well, uh...I err...

Kisame- He sent some other kids into another dimension...

Usagi- ITACHI!! Thats only supposed to be used on the people of the Shadow Galactica!! Not to get rid of random people you don't like! As much as I'd like to do that...

Itachi- Wha!! IM SORRY!!

Usagi- I hope they can find there way back to this dimension! If they don't, I'll strap you to a chair with duct tape while the senshi games are going on!

Itachi- NOES!!!

Ami- Usagi, you don't have to be so mean...Rachel has books on those places, maybe she can find a way out...

Usagi- True, but there's Emozilla too,

Rei- Smirks He's a freggin wuss!

Usagi- Once you get to know him, very true, but he can still do something to ya...

Kisame- Lolz Itachi, your getting owned by three girls! XD

Itachi- I love you too Kisame... '--

Kisame- Nya!

Back in the Moon Kingdom dimension, where our people have encountered (dun dun DUN!!!!!) A SIGN!!!!!!

Sasuke- (Reading from the sign) "Welcome to the Palace of the Moon Kingdom! Help your self to some free nachos if you come in. If you're still reading this, you have no life what so ever so stop reading. DIDNT YOU HEAR ME!?!?! STOP!!! OK!!!! REALLY!!! STOP!!! READING!!!! THIS!!!! FREAKING!!! SIGN!!! The nachos are getting cold...STOP READING GOD DAMMIT!!!! IM MAKING A CAKE!! - " Wow, that was a long, retarded sign...

Naruto- Might as well go in, I WANT NACHOS!!!

Everyone runs to the 3 inch tall door

Rachel- Wow, for a palace, I expected one of those 20 foot tall doors,

Miss Piggy- The Sign says "Knock with your index finger ONLY"

Sammy- O..K?

Sam then knocks the little door with her index finger

Girls Voice- (With an Osakan Accent) Come in!

Celine- How can we, the door is too small

Girl- Just come in!

Naruto- OK! FREE NACHOS HERE I COME!!

He starts running and was seemingly going to smash into the wall but seemed like he got smaller and enters the door

Alex- Hell no, I'm not getting ANY shorter then Emozilla made me

Familiar Boy's voice- You don't! It just looks that way

Angie- Ok?

They all then imitated Naruto's action, and all came in. They saw a nice arrangement of nachos on a hexagonal table in front of them. Naruto was already chowing down

Naruto- MMMM!!! THEY EVEN HAVE NACHO RAMEN!!

Miss Piggy- We have to get back home, remember Naruto?

Naruto- Aww, Oh well, I'll take some to go.

Girl- So, why are ya here?

Miss Piggy- We must return to our own dimension, because we stumbled into this one

Gaara- Want an eggplant Miss Piggy?

Miss Piggy- No thank you Gaara...

Girl- OH! That's just across the hallway! I'll come out to help ya!

Then a seemingly normal girl came out from a door in the ceiling. Nothing special about her, but she had an innocently spaced out look

Girl- I'm Ayamu! Nice to meet ya!

Celine- Oh! You're Osaka from Azumanga!

Gir-(Punches self) STOP!! MAKING!! AZUMANGA!! REFERENCES!!!!!!! DX#

Osaka- Yea...

Then the familiar boy came out (Doing a front handspring) It was Tobi!

Alex- TOBI?? WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE??

Tobi- What? Tobi lives here! -

Osaka- I live here too! (Pointing to a floating cat) He's the one that actually owns this mansion

Cat- Hi! I'm Chiyo's father!

Sasuke- You don't have a name?

Cat -NO! And I like it that way

Sasuke- O-o

Miss Piggy- We have to jump into the lava to return back to our own dimension!!

Tobi- Pish! Tobi just has a door to the other dimension! You used to have to jump, but no more! Tobi will come too, because Tobi wants Mickey D's:3

Osaka- Ok see you later!

She then runs to a point on the floor, opens a door, and descends into the floor

Kiba- Well, which door is it?

Tobi- Follow MEEEEEEEE!

They all slide on a random rainbow that appeared and came to a door that was decorated with milkshakes.

Sasuke- Why is the door to our world decorated with milkshakes

Everyone- Because there good...

Sasuke's thoughts- Damn, they used logic against me... (What? Milkshakes being good is a proven scientifical fact! )

Tobi- Ok, all you have to do is step into the door, and ZOOOOOM! You're back to our dimension!

Kiba- OK!

he then runs to open the door, and goes right in, everyone soon follows. Rachel is the last one to go in

Rachel- (Crying a little) I wish you could talk in the real world! TT-TT

Miss Piggy- Yea, I know, I am sorry... but it was nice talking to you when why could both understand! '

Rachel- WHAAAA!!!!

Tobi- Don't worry, you can come back here sometimes so you can still talk with him!

Rachel- COOOL!!! Well, till next time Miss Piggy

Mrs Piggy- OK!

She then jumps in a very giddy mood, and they all go back flying to our dimension

Sasuke-YAY! And home there's an emo corner!

Gaara- And I'm not shouting Happy New Year anymore!

Rachel- But Miss Piggy can't talk anymore, for now

Miss Piggy- Twitch

Naruto-(Eating some nacho ramen) But we still have 5th period with Gai!!

Everyone- Saying everything from "NOOOOO!!" to " Oh shit"

There's a big flash of light, and again, they find them selves falling from the sky

Angie- Falling form the sky gets REALLY ANNOYING!!!!

Gir- OMG! THERE YOU PEOPLE ARE!!!

Kiba- GIR!!!!!!! GET US TO THE GROUND SAFELY PLEASE!!!!

Gir- What? No "It's good to see you" or "ZOMFG I was wondering where you went too?" or even "HI" would be good! Gosh, its demands with you guys ALL the time --"

Kiba- Ok, hi then!

Gir- Hi! How may I help you today!

Kiba- Could you get us to the ground safely

Sammy- And can I have a cotton candy lollipop please, I can't find anybody who's selling them at school --

Gir- OK! Ill give you people some lollypops too, I have sour pink lemonade now...

Then the peoples start falling towards the ground a lot faster then stop at about a foot from the ground, then fall right there

Kiba- Thanks!

Gir- No problemo!

Sasuke- Woot! My emo corner! I missed you!

He then runs towards the other side of the field. Naruto walks away to eat the rest of his ramen near the fat kids playing Game Boy

Kisame- ITACHI!!! THERE BAAAACK!!

Itachi- Crap, I MEAN! Really?

Kisame- Yea! There walking on the track!

Usagi- There back??

Kisame- Uh hun!

Usagi- Oh that's awesome!

Ami- See, I told you they'd be fine!

Everyone- Hi!

Usagi- HI! Well, it was Itachi that used my pendent to zap you guys there! So sorry! '

Alex- Itachi, were going to have to kill you now

Itachi- Mommy?..

Usagi- Stop guys! Wait! He's already being killed right now! Just don't buy him ANYTHING from the carnival tonight! Cause he can't go!

Celine- There's a carnival tonight?

Angie- Cool

Usagi- Yea! It's at the fair grounds tonight!

Itachi- I want cotton candy! T-T

Everyone- NO!!!

Celine- In fact, I have a whole stash of cotton candy tickets I've bought over the years! I can get you all some! But only a little, the rest is for me, me, and me! XDD

Everyone- YAY!

Intercom from the school- PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! This recess is now OVER! Please proceed to your 5th period class (Damn, because of this, I get no holiday bonus this year T-T) Also, anybody in Mr. Gai's class 5th period, is asked to remain on the PE field

Celine- Hun? What for?

There is a huge stampede towards the main building for everyone to get back to there class, leaving a crowd no bigger the 25 people left outside

Shikamaru- This is troublesome, I can't take this heat --"

Temari- Yea, what the hell is Gai thinking

Gai- (Still off-screen) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! I AM PROUD TO PRESENT A NEW TYPE OF MATH CLASS TO THIS YEAR!!!

Everyone- O-O?????

Then 3 sticks of dynamite randomly explode

Gai-(emerging from the smoke) ITS SUPER EXTREME MATH TIME!!!!!

Everyone-...

Gai- And by that, I meant that entry, everyone inside the class!

Everyone- UGHHH

Lee- Hurray! That was an amazing entry Gai sensei!

Gai- Why thank you Lee (Teeth sparkle)

The crowd heads back to the portables and enter the room.

Sam- Well that was totally pointless, and not in a good way --"

Rachel- It sucks that there's no advanced classes here...

Celine- Probably the only thing that truly sucks at this school...

Angie- Oh well, it sucks to be us...I'm still going to kill you guys for doing Avenue Q with out ME! DX#

Alex- Lolz, Gir's been picking on you lately, you randomly passing out and that

Angie- WHY GIR!?!?! T-T

Gir- Sorry, but I'll give you a slushee for being doing that part!

Angie- Sweet

Gai- Ok class, lets get started, I'm Gai ( He writes it on the whiteboard behind him) The class is instantly filled with giggles

Hinata- You made a little spelling error XD

Gai turns around to find that he wrote "Gay Sensei" instead of "Gai Sensei"

Gai- Err, err...LOOK OVER THERE!! IT'S THE TIME PARADOX!!!

Everyone turns around and Gai quickly fixed the name

Kankuro- There's no time paradox!!

Gai- Sorry, that was a tree

Kankuro- But there's no windows that way

Gai- A POSTER of a tree

Kankuro- But there isn't any posters in this room

Gai- THEN IT WAS THE WALL!!!

Kankuro- But there is no wall, it got crashed through by some random person in 2nd period

Gai- JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!!! DX#

Lee- Yes, it is very rude to disrespect Gai sensei!

Celine- Ugh, reminds me too much of Donald --

Alex, Rachel, Angie and Sam- Uuuuugh...

Gai- And please dis-summon your animals (Not in a good mood now)

Rachel- Bye bye Miss Piggy! T-T

There is a big poof of smoke and all animals have disappeared from the room, except Akamaru, because the school allows him to keep him at school.

Alex- Didn't it just occur to you that it felt like hours, but we were actually gone in the other demission for only about 35 minutes?

Gir- Time paradox my friend...

Alex- Wow --'

Gai- Ok, I'll be back class, I need to get some pixxe stiks for me

Shikamaru- PIXXE STIKS!?!?!?!

Gai- No Shikamaru, YOUR NOT COMING!!!

Shikamaru- Oh, but I will...

Gai- O-o

Gai then goes out of the class room toward his destination

Gaara- Wow Kankuro, you really pissed him off! XD

Kankuro- ANOTHER annoying deed of the day!

Temari- Your gonna get a referral...

Kankuro- No they aint! You've broken dress code lord knows how many times, an they never gave you a referral

Temari- True...but my skirts aren't THAT short...

Daniella-(From our old school) I STILL WIN FOR HAVE THE SHORTEST SKIRTS!! XD

Temari- Darn she...BUT I STILL GOT MORE CANDY-GRAMS THEN HER! XP

Neji- (In the back of the room) I have an idea, but I'd need a couple of things (Takes out random anime witch hat and broom) TO DAWN!!! (Zooms off through an open window) (Gir- If you can guess what this is a reference to, you get a cookie! )

Hinata- WTF NEJI?!?!?! Wha, I have nobody to poke now T-T

Sammy- Me either T-T

They then randomly see out the window the most pokable guy they know

Sammy- OMG! IT'S THAT GUY FROM MY OLD SCHOOL! He's very pokeable Hinata!! ( I think his name is Austin)

They both then run outside to catch up with him

Austin- Oh crap! SHES HERE TOO?!?!?!?!

Hinata- (Pokes him) Hey, HE'S MORE POKEABLE THEN NEJI!!!

Austin-Oh god, ANOTHER person that like to poke me!?!?!?!

Sammy- That makes at least 5 people! XD

Austin- Ugh

Celine- Pokes him as she passes him Lolz XD

Neji then flies back from the window with a couple things at hand

Hinata- There you are Neji! Get me some orange juice slave! And why are you dressed like Marisa?

Neji-IT TOOK A LONG TIME TO MAKE THIS COSPLAY OUTFIT!!! )X# FYI, I'm setting up a game show for us to play!! Cause I'm bored!

Hinata- Hun, actually for once in your life, that's not a bad idea...but its still fun to poke this dude...pokes

Neji- Whatever

He sets up 2 score boards, buzzers, a host podium, and the sign for the game

Then some dude walks into the class room

Matsuda- Hi kids! I'm Mr.Tota, your substitute, but you can call me Matsuda if you want! What'cha doing right now?

Neji- I'm setting up for a game show!

Matsuda- Cool! Can I play?

Neji- OK!

Gaara- Cool a game!

Shikamaru- Troublesome, but all right

Everyone then lines up for a turn for the game

Neji- Hi! And welcome to the "Happy-Go-Lucky-Go-Wammy Trivia Show!" Hostess, will you please go over the prizes?

Gaara- (Randomly in a pink tank top) (Sigh) the winner of today's show will win a trip, to oblivion...

Konan- (Out of nowhere) (Starry eyed) (GASP) Like the game?

Gaara- No, sorry, that Bolivia

Konan- Aww T-T

Neji-Now will the first two people take the stand

Itachi and Kisame take the stand, Kisame staring intently at Itachi, while he had a glazed " I don't give a crap" look

Neji- Are you ready? First question, who is the creator of the comic "Johnny the Homicidal Maniac?"

Kisame then goes very fast to buzz in, but Itachi get there 1st

Itachi- (Bored tone of voice) Jhonen Vasquez

Neji- Correct, next, what is the name of the leader in the famous online cartoon, "International Moron Patrol?"

Kisame AGAIN tries to buzz in but Itachi got it again

Itachi- (Bored) Roger

Neji-Correct!

Gir- WOOT! IMP!!! XD ( The IMP cartoon actually exists, THE BEST INTERNET CARTOON EVER.(period) So fing hilarious, check it out one day when your bored XD)

Neji- Ok, What is 15 to the eighth power minus 5 to the negative 3 power, divided by 4, then multiplied by x to get 26872094999.91042635 , What does x equal?

Kisame then AGAIN reaches for the buzzer, but of course, Itachi got there first

Itachi-(Still bored) x equals 71.65892

Neji- Correct!

Kisame- DX # (Falls off of stand in irony)

Neji- May the next two contestants take the stand?

Temari and Hinata take the stand. Temari is grinning, while Hinata is blushing like crazy because she's doing this in front of Naruto

Neji- Ok, how many television sets are in the writers house

Hinata and Temari-...

Gaara and Kisame and wrestling each other to get in front of the other holding up 3 fingers each

Hinata's mind- Naruto I have failed you T-T

Temari- Uh, 3?

Neji- Correct, next question, what is the 2003 game where a mat is used to-

Hinata- (Cutting Neji off) (Starry eyed) HRJOFERHDDR EXTREME!!!!!!

Neji- Correct! Do you know that Gaara carries a ted-

Temari-(Cutting Neji off) YES!!! Oh crap...

Gaara- (Speechless, disbelief look on his face) ADFHFDFD&#($(#$!!!!!

Neji-...

Gaara- (Anime sweat drop) Lol :D

Neji- Ok, will the last two contestants take the stand

Matusda and Tobi take the stand. Matsuda is nervously waving while Tobi is in his own little world.

Neji- Okey doky, if and apple weighs 400 grams on earth, what will its weight be on Mercury?

Matsuda takes a sudden move towards the buzzer, but doesn't answer. Neither does Tobi

Neji-Err, ok, now lets try this question...WHO ARE YOU TOBI!?!?!?!!?

Tobi- OH! TOBI KNOWS!! TOBI KNOWS!!! TOBI IS TOBI!!!!

Tobi then runs up to Deidara (Who was there out of random at the time)

Tobi- TOBI WON! Is sempai proud of me??

Deidara- BAKA! THAT'S NOT THE POINT! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TELL US WHO YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!

Tobi- Read the manga sempai read the manga...

Deidara- --#

Tobi- HURRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matsuda- I need to do that, Tobi could be Kira!

Sammy- Wrong anime dude...

Matsuda- Ohhh...'

Hinata- Neji, you're still dressed like Marisa...why?

Neji- Oh, I still have it on? I forgot, well, schools pretty much done, so I'll take it off at home...

Bell- PPPPPPPPPPPPIE!

Matsuda- Have a nice day class! I'll write ya a good report!

Angie- (Walking out of class) Woot! Last period! With Kakashi!

Celine- I'm guessing he's probably high on caffeine as usual...

Sam- Yea

Alex- That should be funny

Rachel- Nya XD

They walk off to the next class

Temari- Gaara

Gaara- Yea?

Temari- Where did you get that tank top anyways

Gaara- Kankuro forced me to put it on for NO reason...T-T

Temari- I'm making you keep it on for the rest of the day...

Gaara- NOES!!!!!! TT I KILL YOOOOU!!!

Temari-

(Back in the Moon Kingdom Dimension)

Emozilla- (At the clone Naruto) Marylin Manson tickets please!

Clone Naruto- OK! (Hands him tickets)

Emozilla- Sweet, where is it... HUN?? JUNO, ALASKA?? HOW AM I GONNA GET THERE IN TIME FOR THE CONCERT?? NOOOOOOOOOES!!!!!

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What's with all the weirdly dressed people this chapter?
Will Kakashi be on caffeine high like last time?
Will Ed and Al appear out of random like last time?
Will Emozilla be able to make it to Juno Alaska NOT like last time?

FIND out IN chapter 14!!!!

CeLiNe

INVADER ROCKET DOG, SIGNING OFF!!!!!

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Gir- HI COW!!!