Ranko 1/2 Dreamgirl
Disclaimer: I don't own Ranma or any of the series portrayed here. This is simply fanfiction.
"THOUGHTS" ! !SOUND EFFECTS!!
Chapter Twenty-One
Next day, the Saotome family was enjoying themselves at the fair. "Ranko. How did you manage to get so many scoops of ice cream and so much chocolate and whipped creme on your ice cream sundae? It's like you have a doubled portion sundae," Ranma said as Ranko poured into her very large ice cream treat.
"I flirted with ice cream vendor, Ranma. You've done a lot of flirting when you were cursed to turn into a girl; I just do it a whole lot better."
"Hmm. It was nice getting free food when I had to turn into a girl but the fact that I don't turn into a girl anymore and can't get free food is OK by me."
"It's not as if you can't still flirt and get free eats, Ranma. One of the vendors we passed by was gay. If you had flirted with him he would have given you free food for sure," Ranko said with a wry smile.
Ranma shook his head. "I'm not going there, Ranko. And if I flirted with some of the women vendors here any one of them might follow me around and want to marry or something. I have enough women chasing after me."
"Well, Ranma. If you want to hit it and quit it, there some hot babes in the American military who are stationed here in Japan who might 'love you long time' without making all sorts of demands. A lot of them are more busty than the girls here. And since they're career women they won't want to get pregnant and..."
"That's OK, Ranko. I'm all right! " Ranma said a little scandalized.
"This whole day has been so wonderful though," Ranko said happily as the family walked through the fair, admiring the sights. Ranko wore a tight fitting kimono which despite Nodoka's best efforts to find a kimono that was Ranko's size it still showed some of Ranko's midriff.
"Ranko, Don't breathe out so much. You're showing too much cleavage. And don't eat so fast!" Nodoka gasped as Ranko turned towards her, showing even more cleavage while Ranma did his best not too laugh at his mother's frustration with Ranko's non-fitting clothes.
"Mom. It was your idea that I wear this. I don't mind wearing it but I can't help it if my tits pop out whenever I take a breath."
"Ranko! Such language is not proper for a young lady! And watch the way you walk; your long strides show too much of your legs," Nodoka said sounding as if she was about to have a heart attack.
"All right, Mom. I'll take it easy on the language," Ranko said, sarcastically using prim and proper Japanese.
"Whew! That's so much better. Wait a minute, Ranko. Are you wearing a bathing suit under that?"
"Yes. You didn't expect me to be naked under this, did you? With the kind of luck our family has, there's a good chance this excessively tight kimono will come off."
"Do you plan to go traipsing around in a bikini right in front of everyone here?"
"Would you rather I traipse around naked in front of everyone? I don't mind being scantily clad or if my clothes are strategically torn. But I draw the line at full frontal nudity."
Nodoka rolled her eyes in frustration. "We're going have to see about getting you proper clothes that fit and won't come off."
"How about the clothes I got from Victoria's Secret? Those are nice clothes."
"Those clothes seem to be a bit ... Well, anyway. Let's just enjoy the fair for now," Nodoka said not wanting to go into the subject of Ranko's apparel at the moment.
Ranma was wearing his usual white Chinese shirt and pants while Genma wore a polo shirt and brown pants. Nodoka who was wearing a kimono as well had insisted Genma wear something else besides the martial arts gi he normally wore.
"Hey, Ranma! Do you remember that guy with the scar running through his eye who ran that scam where he had people try to catch fish with those small containers that didn't work?" Ranko asked as she walked over to the man at the fair Ranma had dealt with when he couldn't change back into a guy after Cologne had struck him with the Cat's tongue attack.
"Be careful, Ranko. That guy's probably still trying to scam people."
"Don't worry about it, Ranma. He won't outsmart me."
"Oh, it's you again," the man with the scar said. "You've gotten a little bigger. Do you want to try your luck again? You won't be able to rip me off the way you did last time when you practically drove me out of business. Now I'm back. But I'll tell ya what. If you lose I'll take you out for a good time."
"No thanks, scarface. And I didn't rip you off. You were the one ripping everybody off. You just got beat. What kind of scam are you running now?" Ranko asked, looking at the set up.
"I'm not scamming anyone! What I have here is the same kind of thing I had before. It won't be so easy to grab the goldfish out of the container as it was last year. However, this time you'll get a stuffed animal if you can grab a few goldfish with the utensils I have here. You want to try it, little girl?"
"I'll do it!" Ranko exclaimed, putting her money on the table for her first attempt which failed miserably. "What is this?! Where's all this water gushing from?!"
"Quit your belly aching! I told you it would be harder this time. Maybe you should give up." "There's no way she'll be able to grab any goldfish now. It won't matter how swift and skilled she is."
"I'm not giving up." Ranko sat down right in front of the aquarium that contained the goldfish and concentrated. As she mentally prepared herself, her too tight kimino opened up exposing her ample midriff to the consternation of her mother but to the delight of the scam artist running the booth. He was so enthralled with what he was seeing that he forgot to put his foot on the pedal which was under the circular aquarium and connected to it as well. Tapping the hidden pedal with his foot created the whirlpool, making the goldfish spin around, making them practically impossible to catch.
The carny with the scar running through his face "woke up" as Ranko grabbed several goldfish with the still defective scoops. "What the?! You cheated!"
"I didn't cheat, buster. Where's my stuffed animal?!"
"You deliberately showed off your 'assets' to distract me! You set me up! I won't honor game with someone who cheats!"
Ranko stood up at that moment. "Listen, you. I won it fair and square. Now give me my prize!"
"No!"
As Ranko and the carny argued, a tall beautiful woman was watching them or more importantly, watching Ranko. She was five feet six inches tall with long, full silver/gray hair which only added to her impressive, statuesque beauty. Her baby blue eyes weren't only beautiful but piercing as she observed her intended prey. She had a slightly muscular yet gorgeous, shapely sexy body with protruding breasts which threatened to burst out of her very elegant white shirt and black vest which revealed her wealthy status along with her stylish gray slacks, jet black fighting gloves and black bow tie. Reimi Jahana, head of the Jahana Group Corporation and clan, walked over towards the back of the red headed girl with a sense of style, sophistication and power, impressing everyone who admired her.
"So that's the slut who took my Kumo away from me. I'll fix her up and good," Reimi Jahana(1) thought to herself as she leaped towards Ranko, getting ready to attack.
"What the?!" Ranko immediately moved out of the way, her danger sense going off and forewarning her of the incoming attack. Reimi crashed into the booth shattering it, smashing the aquariums full of goldfish, sending glass everywhere.
"My booth! My scam! I mean, my business! You're going to pay for this you red headed I Love Lucy wannabe!" the man with the scar exclaimed, blaming Ranko for everything.
"Listen, bub. It's not my fault someone tried to attack me!"
"It was your fault; you ducked instead of letting yourself get hit. My business is ruined!"
"Hyaaa!" Once again Ranko evaded the silver blur that came at her with so much speed even Ranma would not have easily dodged it.
"Reimi Jahana!" Ranko exclaimed as the richly dressed woman came at her again in another blur, missing Ranko all together. But this time Ranko tagged the elegant lady with a ki blast which sent her flying into a booth that sold fudge and pudding which got all over her.
"Oooh! How dare you put me through this indignity?!" Reimi screamed as she ran over to where Ranko was laughing at her. "You think this is funny?! I'll show you!" The silver haired girl then blasted Ranko with what seemed like rose thorns. Problem was they were everywhere covering the whole area Ranko was in.
"Ouch! My kimino!" "Just my luck that my clothes would be torn to shreds." Ranko then countered with rapid fire ki blasts which decimated the rest of the bullet sized thorns coming at her faster than machine gun fire. But despite all this it was too little too late as Ranko was now stripped down to a white V-shaped swimsuit which exposed her midriff, belly button, sides, back and legs. Some of the thorns had sliced off Ranko's pigtail as well, causing her long crimson hair to cascade down her bare shoulders. "That kimino cost a lot of money, you spoiled little rich girl. You're gonna have to pay for it!"
"Foolish girl! I'll do more than that. I'll bereft you of that ridiculously tacky swimsuit your wearing. After I've stripped you naked for the world to see everyone will know how inferior your body is compared to mine," Reimi announced with an arrogant shake of her hair as the guys watching the fight grinned in anticipation.
"Oh, really?! Two can play at that game!" Ranko flew into the air, doing several impressive, death defying acrobatic maneuvers which would have been impossible for some of the best acrobats in the world. She surprised her opponent and blasted with sharp ki dagger energy attacks. "Now you're clothes are shreaded!" Ranko said with a sense of triumph as she landed skillfully on the ground, regarding her opponent in her richly adorned, white lace underwear. "Talk about wearing tacky underwear. What is that, a push-up bra?!"
"No, you fool! I don't need to wear such illusionary things. My body is perfect as it is. And I'll have you know my bra and panties are of the finest French silk, expertly made by the best seamstresses in France. But that doesn't really matter. Everyone knows I'm better looking than you anyway. If anyone's wearing a push up it's you."
Ranko shook her head, causing her long, full hair to go back and forth. "I don't need a push up because my bosom practically stands at attention due to my phenomenal shape and conditioning. And I'm in much better shape than you as everyone here can see."
"Oooh! Oooh! You get me so angry! It's bad enough you stole my man from me. But now you dare to imply your body is better looking than mine. How dare you?!" Reimi Jahana exclaimed as she began steaming with rage.
By now several people were watching the fight, the men and boys watching the two lovely combatants with undivided attention. There were more than a few nosebleeds coming from the guys who had come to the fair and gotten more than they had bargained for.
"Getting my money making scam ruined was almost worth it considering the sight I'm seeing. These are the hottest babes I've ever seen! The redhead is a lot hotter than she was last year. Man did she grow a larger rack!" the man with the goldfish scam thought to himself as he watched the combatants face off against each other.
"Aaaayaaah!" the silver haired maiden screamed, charging Ranko with a burst of speed. But this time Ranko moved in on her at an even faster rate of speed, catching her opponent by surprise and nailing her with a right cross, an upper cut and finally a forward punch to the stomach, stunning the silver haired maiden. "Ungh! Where did you get so much power from?"
"It's called Anything Goes. Did you think I was some kind of weakling?"
"You're a thief who stole my beloved from me!"
"You decided to let him go. I'm sure a chick with your somewhat decent good looks can find someone else rather quickly. But Kumo's my babe now," Ranko said as she proceeded with her attacks.
"I decide when a relationship ends and when it starts up again. Now I've decided to renew my relationship with Kumo. And I heard that crack about you having a better body than me when you were on your way to the park. What a load! You're no where near as good looking as I am. The way I look right now proves it! And now I'll blast you into oblivion. Aaaayaaah!!" Reimi attacked with an area effect cone shaped killing attack which started small as it came from her hands and widened the further it got from her.
"You're neither better looking than me nor are you better skilled. Here I'll show you. Tenshin amaguriken!" Ranko screamed as she leaped over Reimi's attack and landed right to the side of her, attacking with a flurry of lightning fast punch and kick combinations which finally knocked the rich girl on her well shaped ass.
"Wow! What a fight!" someone in the large audience that formed during the fight exclaimed.
"What a pair of assets!"
"Which one?!"
"Either one! Take your pick! They're both hot!"
"Ranko!" Nodoka called out as she ran over to her daughter with another kimino. "You need to cover yourself up!"
"Yeah, sure, Mom," Ranko answered putting the new kimino on. "It's still too tight!"
"That was a great fight, sis," Ranma said, walking up to her. "But who was your opponent?"
"She's Reimi Jahana of the Jahana Group, a spoiled rich girl who thinks she has a right to take whatever she wants. Kumo used to go out with her a while back. She dumped him but when she saw him with me she decided she wanted him back. Well, he's my babe now. I had to kiss a whole lot of frogs before I finally found my prince. So there's no way I'm going to give up on the man I love."
"Well, it seems like Ranko's the son I never had. Why couldn't you be that way with Akane, Ranma?" Genma asked with his arms folded on his chest in judgment of his son.
"She dumped me, Pop! There was nothing I could do about that."
"How about her twin sister, Fujiko? Even though you've blown it with Akane you still have a chance to merge the schools, boy."
"I'm not going to marry Fujiko for you, Pop! So don't tell me who to marry!" With that Ranma turned away from his father only to see Fujiko standing there along with Akane, Nabiki, Kasumi, Soun and his wife, Madoka.
"Ranma? Do you find me that repulsive?"
"Uh, no, Fujiko. It's not that. I just..."
"You. Y-you. Waaaah!" Fujiko cried, running away.
"Ranmaaa!" Akane exclaimed, storming over to Ranma in a rage. "You just can't keep your foot out of your big mouth, can you?"
"Um." Ranma regarded Akane for a moment then ran after the white haired girl.
"No one's talking to you, Akane! You gave up the right to judge Ranma a long time ago!" Ranko snapped back.
"And you, Ranko. Have you no feminine modesty or any modesty at all? You think nothing of prancing around half naked for the world to see, giving a bunch of perverts a free skin show!"
"I was in a fight, Akane. Sometimes clothes get torn in a fight. Of course, no one would want to see you naked in any shape or form."
"What the?! How dare you say something like that?!" Akane said, getting in Ranko's face.
"It's true and you know it. And talk about femininity. I'm much more feminine than you anyway and I'm much better built."
"I'll say!" another guy in audience called out, hoping to see another catfight.
"Listen, you hussy! It's obvious you have no class whatsoever. You treat your body like an amusement park. The way you act is worse than Ranma ever did when he was a girl!" Akane screamed, getting ready for a fight.
"Back off, Akane! I'm not the gentleman Ranma is. You've improved but not so much you'd have a chance against me. So watch it!"
"Ranko, that's enough," Nodoka admonished.
"Akane, stand down!" Madoka ordered.
Right after things had cooled down, Ranko sensed someone trying to sneak up on her so she quickly turned around to see a teenage boy with brown hair drooling all over himself over her. "Who are you?" the fiery redhead asked with suspicion.
"I'm Ataru Moroboshi! You are so hot," the boy said, getting even closer.
"Just bug off, fella. I got a man."
"You don't have to leave him all together. We'll just have a one night stand together and that will be that. No one else has to know!"
"You just said that out loud in front of everybody here. Not that it matters anyway. Now run along, little man."
"Then Ataru took a look at Akane. "Hey there, pretty lady. How about..."
"Back off, you pervert!" Akane screamed, whipping out her ki mallet and knocking the lecherous boy into the atmosphere.
But surprisingly the boy was back in seconds. "Hmmm. What have we here?" Ataru said, regarding the half naked form of Reimi Jahana. "She's awfully hot and she's already assumed the position. Come to papa, baby!"
"Darlingggg!" At that moment a young beautiful teenage girl with green hair with small horns, coming out of her head flew over to where Ranko and Ataru were standing, glaring at the young lecher. She wore a sexy outfit, consisting of a tiger-striped bikini and knee-high go-go boots which drew the attention of most of the guys there.
"Oh, hi, Lum. I was just..." !!ZZZAP!! "Yeow!" Ataru screamed as the shapely girl blasted him with electricity.
"Wait a minute!" Ranko called out. You look just like the guy who attacked Kumo some time ago."
"Um, yes. You must mean my uncle, Oz. He's very dangerous, ya know?"(2)
"Where can we find him, anyway?" Ranko asked, regarding the bikini clad alien. "That guy's a serious scumbag who tried to kill my fiance and me."
"Don't call him that! It's not your place to insult my relatives, ya know?" Lum said, wagging her finger in Ranko's direction.
"Don't wag your finger at me, lady!" Ranko snapped back while Lum's electrical energy began to surge in anger.
"You're just a whore who prances around naked, ya know?!"
"I was in a fight already! Besides, you're only wearing a bikini yourself. It's obvious to me the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. What is your family, a bunch of super villains?!" Ranko said angrily.
"That tears it! Divine retribution!" Lum screamed, attempting to blast Ranko with her electrical attack.
"Divine retribution? Divine ain't got nothing to do with it." Ranko leaped up and out of the way but a few sparks hit her new kimino, setting it afire, forcing Ranko to relieve herself of it. Once again she was only wearing her V-shaped swimsuit.
"Ranko!" Nodoka admonished, covering her face in embarrassment while the two fought.
While this was going on, Ranma had finally caught up to Fujiko. They were on the outskirts of the fair grounds as both pairs of eyes met. "I didn't mean it like that, Fujiko. I was telling my stupid father off. Come on, Fujichan. Don't be angry at me."
The silver haired girl looked up at him, sniffling a little bit, responding to Ranma's tender loving way of getting her to calm down.. Then she put her arms around Ranma and put her head on his broad chest. "All right, Ranma. I'm sorry for acting with so much melodrama."
"That's OK, Fujichan." Ranma reciprocated by putting his arms around her. Several people who had been watching the events clapped in glee as the two lovers held each other. Just then Shampoo and Ukyo showed up, glaring at them.
"What's going on here, Ranchan? You may not have to marry Shampoo anymore but you still owe me." Ranma turned to see the okonomiyaki chef and the purple haired amazon, standing there, staring at them.
"Shampoo still love Ranma. Shampoo could have been banished by amazon tribe if didn't marry Ranma earlier so Ranma still owe Shampoo life."
"Um, well."
Fujiko held on to Ranma a little tighter than before and said, "let's go back to our families, Ranma." She took Ranma by the arm and did just that with the other two fiancees, following them. By the time they returned they were witnesses to a dragged out fight between Ranko and some green haired chick wearing a tiger striped bikini.
"What the?!" Ranma exclaimed, watching the battle.
After drooling all over himself, seeing Ranko in her swim suit he turned to see Fujiko, Shampoo and Ukyo standing with Ranma. "Hello there, pretty ladies," Ataru said, getting in Shampoo and Ukyo's space.
"You get away, you pervert! Shampoo already engaged!" the amazon said, shoving Ataru back.
"The same goes for me, Sugah. Back off!" Ukyo whipped out her battle spatula, brandishing it in the young pervert's direction.
"Who is this guy? What does he got that I haven't got?" Ataru asked, bewildered. Both Shampoo and Ukyo turned their eyes towards Ranma. "So you're engaged to both of these babes? You even got another hot babe on your arm. You got three girlfriends! Wow! You're the man!"
Just then black roses appeared along with the laughing Kodachi. "Ha ha! Who dares say she's the fiancee of Ranma-Sama?!
"Wow, another one. How do you do it, man? Ya gotta show me."
"It's a long story. It's really my father's fault," Ranma answered.
"Really? I wish he was my father. My father is just a boring salary man."
"Be grateful your father is just a hard working man who hasn't ruined your life the way my old man has," Ranma said not taking his eyes off of the fight.
While the fight between Lum and Ranko raged on, Happosai was also watching the goings on with Ranma and the fiancee brigade from a distance. "That Ataru kid is almost as big a pervert as I am. He'll make a great student. I'll need to have a new student for Anything Goes. Soun and Genma are such idiots while Ranma and his sister don't want to play ball. I must train him quickly; I don't have too much more time to live."
!!CRACK!! After a couple of minutes Ranko had finally struck obnoxious alien, dropping her to the ground. Ranko had exchanged energy blasts with Lum a few times but she eventually teleported to the right of her opponent, surprising her and taking her out with a left cross to the jaw.
"Who is that hot babe? Hmm. I think I'll introduce myself," the little old man thought to himself as he regarded the prone Jahana heir. "Hotcha!"
But as Happosai was about to come into contact with the bosom of the lace underwear wearing, silver haired debutante, she picked that time to wake up. "Yuck! What do you think you're doing?! How dare you deign to even touch me?! You sick, disgusting little man!" But before the rich girl could strike him, Happosai evaded her attack, jumping out of the way towards the green haired Lum.
"Wow! What have we here? She's not as busty as Ranko but she'll do," Happosai said as he flew into the bosom of the alien princess. But she too woke up, slapping him away.
"You go away!" Lum screamed, attempting to electrify the gnome sized martial artist who evaded the attacks and went stright for Ranko.
"Gotcha!" Ranko announced, grabbing Happosai and holding him in a choke hold.
"Ack! I can't breathe!"
"That's the general idea. Hey!" Happosai got out of Ranko's grasp and straight into her bosom, rubbing his face into her midriff. "Get out of there!" The little old man flew away, dodging the rankled redhead's attempt to strike him.
"Too slow, girlie. Ha ha! Sweeto!" The perverted martial arts master then attempted to fly towards Reimi again when all three ladies kicked him at the same time, sending him into the sky. "Aaaah!"
"It's good that you got rid of that old geezer. Now I can have all of you to myself," Ataru said, leering at the scantily clad young ladies. "Hey what are you..." !!POW!! went Ataru into the sky in the same direction Happosai had gone to.
The three women stood there, looking at each other for the moment when they realized the crowd was still staring at them. Then a large limousine stopped right near Reimi. "I believe it's time for me to leave. But one more thing," she said. "Here's a parting shot." Before she was completely in the limo she sliced off the strap of Ranko's bikini top at the back of the red head's neck by blasting a particularly large, fast and sharp rose petal shaped ki blast which came out of her bare hands. That being done she smiled wickedly got in the vehicle and quickly left. In fact, everyone was surprised as the vehicle morphed into a small commercial plane transformers style, taking off into the sky and flying away.
"I don't know what that was all about but her parting shot missed," Ranko said her hands on her hips as her mother gasped audibly, almost fainting.
"Um, Ranko," Fujiko said, motioning to Ranko's bare upper body.
"Yes. What is it, Fujiko?"
"Ranko, you pervert! What's wrong with you? You might as well be Ranma!" Akane yelled, disgusted over Ranko's lack of embarrassment and actually jealous over the fact Ranko was so comfortable with her body.
"Oh, what is it now, Akane? You really need to get out more. Yes, I'm wearing a swimsuit. Big deal! Get over it already." But Ranko blinked her eyes when she noticed most of the males at the carnival were staring at her, not taking their eyes off of her, covering their noses in vain as geysers of blood came out of their nasal areas. "Hmm?"
"Here, Ranko," Ranma said, giving her his shirt.
"What is it, Ranma? Want to show off for the ladies?" Ranko said with a wink. "I'm sure the girls will go crazy over you. You'll practically be able to have your pick."
"That's not it, Ranko. Look down."
"Ooops! Sorry" Ranko said, blushing a little bit as she noticed her state of undress. After using Ranma's shirt to cover herself up, she ran off to the women's restroom with the men and boys there watching her leave.
"I was worried about Ranko's lack of modesty, but now at least she has a little bit of modesty. It's obvious my training of Ranko in womanhood training is paying off." Nodoka thought to herself a little relieved.
"It stinks that Mom won't let me take pictures of Ranko anymore. But it's a good thing I have a tendency to do as I please," Nabiki thought as her hidden camera did it's work.
"Wow! That's the hottest babe I've ever seen!" Ataru exclaimed, having returned from his forced flight.
"Darlingggg!" !!ZAP!!
"Aaargh!"
"OK, fellas. The show's over," Ranma said to the overly excited guys in the area, some who had fainted from having seen his half naked sister.
"Says who?!" a guy with prominent glasses backed up by a short guy with short hair, a rather tall skinny guy with curly hair who had rather ugly, funny looking features and a large fat guy with a crew cut.
"Says me!"
"How original," the young man with the glasses said with contempt.
"I said, says me not sesame. Who are you anyway?"
"We are!"
"Megane!"
"Perm!"
"Chibi!"
"Kakugaru!"
"Lumchan's Stormtroopers!" the four guys said in unison with a dramatic pose.
"However, we're considering adding that redheaded girl to our list of hot babes we adore."
"What is it with these guys? I'm so glad I don't change into a girl anymore."
"What?"
"Nothing."
"Is that red headed girl your girlfriend?" Megane , the guy with the prominent glasses asked, scrutinizing Ranma coldly.
"No. I'm her brother." The four boys looked at Ranma for a moment, recognized the resemblance and shouted for joy.
The girls from Tomobiki High School also breathed sighs of relief due to not having to compete with the likes of Ranko for Ranma's affection. They bravely walked over to Ranma in order to get a closer view of the pig tailed boy with his shirt off. "Wow! He's more gorgeous than Mendo!" a girl exclaimed, smiling.
"He definitely has a better body!"
"Wow! Now that's hot! If I play my cards right I'll be able to sell pictures of Ranma to these girls from out of town," Nabiki thought to herself as she admired Ranma's physique along with the other girls while secretly taking pictures.
"I guess where one show ends and another one begins," a woman wearing a purple dress that was cut, showing a lot of leg and was open at her midriff, showing a lot of cleavage walked over to Ranma, bogarting her way past the other females. Ranma was so overtaken by the mysterious lady that it took a great deal of will power for his own nose not to bleed.
"Um, who are you?" Ranma asked, impressed with the beautiful woman.
"I am Miss Sakura. It's rare for me to find a young man with your obvious strength and maturity." At this point Miss Sakura put her arms around Ranma and looked at him eye to eye with grace and intensity.
"You hold right there!" Shampoo called out.
"Yeah! Ranchan belongs to me!" Ukyo announced.
"Ranma?" Fujiko asked, looking at Ranma with concern.
"Huh? Oh, yeah. I'm sorry I already..." The mysterious woman immediately kissed him sensuously full on the mouth to the shock and awe of everyone there.
"What was that, hmmm?" Miss Sakura said demurly.
"Um. Uh." Ranma was speechless at the moment.
"No fair, Miss Sakura!" the girls from Tomobiki called out.
"So what's going on?" Ranko said after having returned, wearing Ranma's shirt. Even though it was buttoned down, it looked as if Ranko was going to burst out of it at any moment.
"I'm glad you're back and decent, Ranko. It's about time our family left. It was great seeing you, Madoka. We should have ourselves a family get together some day," Nodoka said.
"I'd love that, Nodoka. We'll set a date."
"Wait, Ranma," Fujiko said right before pushing Miss Sakura out of the way and grabbing Ranma and giving him a passionate kiss which rivaled the previous kiss from Miss Sakura. "There. Call me." Fujiko then gave Miss Sakura a smirk and look of triumph.
"If you think you've won, little girl, you're mistaken. I'll see you later, Ranma." With that Miss Sakura walked away with a sway of her hips that caught the eyes of every male there.
"Wow! This guy really knows how to score," Ataru said in envy from several feet away. "I wish I could get me some of that."
"You do, do you?" a wizened voice from behind him called out.
"What the?!" Ataru whipped around to see the gnome sized man from earlier. "What does an old man like you know about women? You probably haven't had a woman for over ten years!" !!SLAP!!
"Listen here, boy. I'm the grand master of Anything Goes. I taught Ranma, the guy over there with all those women around him, everything he knows. Would you like to have women like that all over you?"
"Boy would I! What would I have to do, old timer?"
"Just follow me and I'll show you." As Happosai led his new student away, a conversation was going on at the opposite side of the carnival.
"There he is, Taro. We'll follow the two of them to where ever they're going to and after I've defeated the little old man my torturers will force him to change your name and reveal where all those ancient treasures are located," Ping said with an evil smile on his face.
"I hope so. I still can't get over that fiasco that happened in America. I hate that country anyway."
"Yes. But you know that we got a great deal of money while we were there."
"Yeah, I know. After robbing that bank and carrying all that gold here I was awfully tired."
"Carrying all that gold and our henchmen in your cursed form was difficult but well worth it, Taro."
"Worth it to whom?"
Ping turned to his cousin a little perturbed but continued to talk. "We'll have no problem making that old man change your name before we make him tell us where all those ancient treasures are hidden. Once we've done that we'll be filthy rich. No one will be able to stop us then."
"They're getting away. Let's go!" With that Taro poured some water on himself and turned into his winged cursed form while Ping and a couple of his henchmen hopped on his back. Taro flew after the little old man and his new apprentice in anticipation of having his name changed.
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(1) She's Kumo's former girlfriend who first appeared in chapter 11.
(2) In the Urusei Yatsura Japanese anime, Lum often says, "datcha" at the end of her sentences. The translation for that being, ya know?
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