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Starlll: (Getting dropped off by a cop) Whew, thanks, bro!
Cop: Don't mention it!
Starlll: Say hi to the kids for me. (Turns to the camera) Oh, hey there. Pax couldn't help write this chapter because after that last chapter, we were sent to prison for:
A) Taking down a major corporation
B) Writing a chapter entirely in script form
C) Pirating Barney's TV show
D) Violently hurting another person on a children's show
Starlll: Well, I was let off early because I Force Controlled a few guards to do my bidding, but I couldn't get Pax out just yet. So, while he's rotting away in prison, time for the next (and quite possibly final) chapter of... The UNDERGROUND LUIGI FANCLUB!
Silicon: Yes it is.
Starlll: ...What the hell did you just do?
Silicon: What?
Starlll: I'm supposed to get the first and last words of every chapter! It's the way it works!
Silicon: Sorry, do it again.
Starlll: No, I can't shout 'UNDERGROUND LUIGI FANCLUB' again, because the moment is already over-oh, hey the camera's moving again!
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[Feels good to use slashes again...]
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Disclaimer: I do not own nor profit off of the Mario franchise. It belongs mainly to Shengru Miyamoto, my mortal enemy.
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"HIY-YAH!" Shouted Mario, karate-chopping a monster which lunged out at them from the shadows. He grabbed it by it's collar-bone. "Where you from?" He shouted.
"Wh-what?" It asked, able to speak English.
"What? Never heard of it before! 'They speak Italian in 'What'?"
"What?"
"ITALIAN. The language I'm speaking right now!"
"What?"
"SAY WHAT ONE MORE TIME! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU!(1)"
"Woah, bro! Don't interrogate him like that!" Shouted Luigi, pulling his brother off of the monster.
"Oh, sorry..." Mario said, helping up the monster. "I just got carried away."
It was actually a boy. Who lived miles underground. And waited to randomly jump out at people.
"Hiya!" He shouted, roughly eight years old. "I'm Silicon! Nice to meet ya'!" He shook Mario and Luigi's hands vigorously, then all eight of Nigel's legs.
Silicon led them deeper underground.
"Say, what'd you say your names were?" He asked..
"It's-a me, Mario."
"Nigel."
"I'm-a Luigi."
"Lu-lu-Luigi?" Shouted Silicon. Emoticons could not express his joy. Nor words. He yanked his arm and dragged him to the end of the tunnel, and into a giant room with a bunch of people sitting in a circle.
"I like his green hat..." Said a man with a name tag reading 'Masterofhearts1313'.
"I like his overalls..." Said a person labeled 'Solaris Prime'.
"His mustache is SO much better than Mario's..." Michaiah.
"His green shirt TOTALLY brings out his eyes..." -Dream Scheme-
"His name is just SO Italian!" -Paper-Luigi-66
"He can dance like Elvis!" Shade Blade
"HE HAS A GREEN HAT!" Riku's Music Lover
"I just did that one!"
"OH, SORRY!"
"His capacity to forgive." Faedra
"His romance with Daisy..." Mr, Green Man
"His Fanfiction account..." Polocatfan
"His movies..." DimentioFreak
"He's the bomb-omb!" ThaFanned
"If I was an island, then he would be the seagull that swoops over it!" Andrew
"That didn't even make any sense!" No name tag
"He can sing!" Shane
"He's a plumber!" Ninetailsgirl09
"He has money to burn!" AvnVkai
"He can catch ghosts!" Sophia0944
"He has so many cool things about him!" Jessi girl18024
"And together we make..." They all said together. "THE UNDERGROUND LUIGI FANCLUB!"
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Starlll: (Walks in wearing a bathrobe and a towel over his hair) Oh, hey. What are you doing here? Yeah, it's over. What, they can just drop you off in Rockey Horror Picture Show, but I can't? Okay, fine, I'll fill in some plot holes. Happy?
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Many months later:
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Luigi sighed, laying on a hammock. Mario had his toe shot off, but they managed to sell the story of a fanclub living underground to the newspaper for a ton of cash, which was enough to pay off the red man's debt. The Club members were all sent to therapy for the next 10 years, but it was worth it.
He had money, starred in his own adventure, and even wound up with a fanclub, but something was missing. He knew that there was something. That something was Daisy.
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A long time ago, back in high school:
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Luigi was wearing a goofy blue tux as a joke for Daisy. It was the night of the senor prom, but they didn't wind up going to the dance. Instead, they just got into the limo and drove until they hit the coast. They spent hours just staring at the stars, talking.
They were in love. They both knew it. Neither of them said it. That was because in just a few years, Luigi would be in college. Daisy wouldn't be. They knew they would have to break it off. They just didn't expect it to be so hard.
"Daisy?" Luigi asked.
"Yeah?" She turned her head.
"...I was thinking, all this time, we kept thinking we would have to break up-"
"Please, let's not talk about that tonight."
"But I had an idea. I was thinking, maybe, if we had something that kept us together..." Luigi hesitated, digging into his pocket. Out came a tiny box.
"Oh my god..." Daisy managed to get out.
"Daisy, will you marr-" That was all Luigi managed to get out before Daisy started to shake her head. Luigi put the box back into his pocket and they drove back to their hometown, the silence hanging over them. That was the last conversation they had together for the next eight years. Then he decided it was enough.
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Starlll: Draw from that what you will. 'Then he decided it was enough'. Six words which leaves the ending completely up in the air. But really, this time I mean it: I'm done writing this. I'm sorry to fans, but this collection of one shots is now coming to a close.
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Fin
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To Witty, who I hope is feeling better by now.
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The last interview:
Answer these questions yourself:
What was your favorite fanclub moment?
Why did you decide to read this?
Do you love Luigi any more or less from this?
Do you think you'll walk away from this fanfic different than before?
Do you really need a fifth question?
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I'm sorry, but our story is in another castle.