CHAPTER 20
"And that's what happened old man," Naruto said as he explained to the Hokage about the unofficial mission. The Hokage leaned back in his chair and pinched his nose.
"Naruto, you probably did one of the most fucked up missions of all time," Sarutobi said. "You won't get paid for the mission since it was unofficial but you will get payed for killing Zabuza," he said as he took out a piece of paper from his desk and handed it to Naruto. "Go speak to the person in charge of handing out bounties. He will be in the room right next to mine," Sarutobi said as he pointed to the right.
"Okay, see you when I see you old monkey," Naruto said as he walked out the door.
"Brats these days have no respect for the elderly," Sarutobi said to himself.
*BANG* a loud crash was heard from behind him. Looking over his shoulder he saw a man in a red and white clothes and white spiky hair. "Long time old monkey," the white haired man said.
"What do you want Jiraiya?" Sarutobi said.
"What a student can't come by and see his old sensei," Jiraiya said.
"You only visit me when you want to peek or you have information, now which of the two are you here to see me for?" Sarutobi said/asked and Jiraiya's face turned serious.
"My spies tell me that Orochimaru is planning an attack on Konoha and it's going to be soon," Jiraiya said as he gave Sarutobi a scroll.
"This could be bad Jiraiya," Sarutobi said as he finished reading the scroll. "So I want you to remain in the village until the exams are over okay," Sarutobi said.
"Sure, now if you'll excuse me there is an entire village to peek on and only one man can peep at them all," Jiraiya said as he jumped out a different window.
"I should replace those windows," Sarutobi said and then started crying anime tears. "But then it would add onto the huge amount of paper work I've tried not to do in the past few years," he said as he looked to his right and saw piles of paper stacked up to the roof that filled half the room. He then cried more and more.
(SCENE CHANGE)
Naruto walked into the room the old man told him to enter. What he saw was creepy to say in the least. He saw bloody hooks hanged by chains from the ceiling, the room was pitch black dark, bones littered the floor, the sounds of a man screaming were heard, a little light, and to the right was a man wearing brown jeans that were ripped up and he was bleeding and had a lot of scars on his chest and back and a bloody whip to his left on the ground.
"How the hell is something like this near the Hokage's office? Wait scratch that how the hell does no one hear that screaming?" Naruto asked himself as he walked towards the light.
"Why hello there little boy," a raspy voice said and looking behind him Naruto saw a small, pale, bald, hunched back man. "How can I help you?" he asked.
"I'm here for the bounty on Zabuza the demon of the mist," Naruto said as he handed the man the paper. The man snatched the paper out of Naruto's hand and read through it.
"Seems authentic, let me go get your money," the man said as he walked to a desk, took out a stool and got on top of the desk. The man then reaches down and opens a bin and got out some rolls of a hundred dollar bills (not familiar with the difference of values for American money to Yen so just go with it). "Here you go young man," the man said as he walked up to Naruto and gave him the money. Naruto took out a small scroll and sealed the money away.
"I'll be on my way," Naruto said as he walked out the room. "That was freaky," Naruto whispered to himself as he walked out the tower and to the bases.
(SCENE CHANGE)
Naruto walked into the reds and blues in their armor with gravity hammers, besides Tucker who has his sword out, chasing Griff who has a ball in his hand. "What the hell are they doing?" Naruto asked himself.
"They're playing Griffball it's a game from where we come from," Carolina said as she walked out of the base.
"But why are they playing it?" Naruto asked.
"One the game involves hitting Griff and two you get to hit Griff," Carolina said.
"You said you get to hit Griff twice," Naruto said.
"I know," Carolina said.
"Is there any point to the game besides to hit Griff?" Naruto asked.
"Well if Griff can make it to that little spot right there the bomb he is holding will explode," Carolina said.
"Is this entire game used for the purpose of hurting Griff?" he asked her.
"Pretty much," she said and Naruto had to sweat drop at this.
*BOOM* they looked towards the sound of the explosion and saw Griff laying on the ground and his armor was now black from the ash and dirt and the others were repeatedly hitting Griff with their hammers. "Not the balls," Griff said as he curled up into a ball. "OWWW!" he screamed as a hammer smashed his balls and Naruto had to wince.
"You guys are savages," Naruto said.
"You are just realizing this now," Carolina said.
"I guess I should have realized this earlier," Naruto said.
"Yes you should have," Carolina said and Naruto mumbled something about annoying red heads. "What was that," She said.
"Nothing at all," Naruto quickly said.
"Can you two love birds stop talking, I have something to say," Kurama said as he appeared on Naruto's shoulder and sat on it.
"What is it Kurama?" Naruto asked his fox A.I.
"The Chunin exams are coming up and your team is signed up for it," Kurama said to them.
"When does it start?" Naruto asked.
"Tomorrow," Kurama said.
"But I just got home from an A-rank mission," Naruto complained.
"No you and your team got back from a vacation that the Hokage didn't know about," Kurama said.
"According to who," Naruto asked.
"The one who leads your team," Kurama said.
"You know I really hate you," Naruto said.
"Oh I love you to kit, now we shall train for the exams," Kurama said.
"Shouldn't we conserve our energy," Naruto said.
"Nonsense what's the point of having an exam if you're not ready for it," Kurama said.
"It's literally tomorrow," Naruto said.
"The more reason to prepare," Kurama said.
"We just got back from killing an A-rank ninja don't you think we are prepared for some ninja that have probably never killed before," Naruto said.
"I don't know, so much could've happened while you were on vacation. You could've gotten lazy, your muscles can't handle basic techniques, and your chakra could've been lowered," Kurama said.
"I was on a mission and you know it," Naruto said.
"You mean vacation," Kurama said.
"Ugh, you are the most stubborn person I know," Naruto said.
"You mean A.I," Kurama said.
"Stop correcting me when I'm right," Naruto said.
"Stop complaining and drop down and give me twenty," Kurama said as he played a whistle noise.
"You can't make me," Naruto said and then fell down to the ground when he felt a shock go through his entire body. "What was that?" Naruto asked.
"Since I have access to your body I just increased the amount of static electricity that your body absorbs and made your body shock itself," Kurama said.
"I am going to delete your digital ass when this is over," Naruto said.
"That's not the first time I've heard that, now back to training," Kurama said and all throughout the night Naruto trained and didn't fall asleep until five A.M.
AUTHORS NOTE
Hey guys sorry for the short chapter and the long update. Since school has started I've had too much homework to do and the time that I do have I spent on updating my other stories. If you have any questions leave it in the review. Yes the others may get summons it really depends. Now for my question, you see whenever I try to upload an image in image manager it says that it might take 24 hours to upload, I wait 24 hours and the image isn't uploaded. If you have an answer for why this is happening then it would be greatly appreciated if you told me. I do not own Naruto or Red Vs Blue this is purely fan based.