Hey guys, I published this story in wattpad if you wanna read it there. My username is gardnr!
Today's chapter features sleep deprived Percy and Dolce andGabbana. The catnames were inspired by my own little soft cat calledGabbana.
Also yes, Gabbana is a boys' name.
[disclaimer: I don't own the riordanverse.]
Spooky scary skeletons: death is a sport
Perseaus: yes
Perseaus: die enough and you'll become thicc
Save the environment, fuckers: wtf Percy
Perseaus: I'm sleep deprived leave me alone
Spooky scary skeletons: o how I crave death
Save the environment, fuckers: yesterday you were sobbing because you were "so grateful I'm alive this very second with Hazel and Will supporting me every step of the way"
[smarter than you is online]
Spooky scary skeletons: fcuck off and let me be emo
Perseaus: fcuck
Save the environment, fuckers: fcuck
[smarter than you changed the group name to "fcuck off"]
Spooky scary skeletons: Annabeth I trusted you
Smarter than you: your fault
Spooky scary skeletons: :((
Perseaus: what the fcuck
Save the environment, fuckers: I don't know whether that typo was intentional or not
Perseaus: Anna our cat just winked at me
Smarter than you: which one
Perseaus: Gabbana
Spooky scary skeletons: I'm still not over the fact that you named your two cats Dolce and Gabbana
Save the environment, fuckers: no matter how cute that pair's name is my favorite Percabeth cat is still Grover Jr
Smarter than you: cats wink at people when they like them
Smarter than you: Gabbana officially doesn't hate you
Perseaus: what the fcuck I thought he hated me
Save the environment, fuckers: ok that one was definitely intentional
Perseaus: :))
Spooky scary skeletons: :((
Smarter than you: Grover Jr winks at me all the time
Save the environment, fuckers: same
Spooky scary skeletons: me too
Perseaus: he hasn't winked at me once tho
Spooky scary skeletons: you're not even cats' types
Perseaus: fcuck off Gabbana loves me
Spooky scary skeletons: stop it
Perseaus: fcucking never
Spooky scary skeletons: unfriended
Spooky scary skeletons: blocked
Spooky scary skeletons: reported
Perseaus: Nico officially fcucking hates me
Save the environment, fuckers: no wonder you're not his fcucking type
[spooky scary skeletons left the group chat]
[smarter than you added spooky scary skeletons to the group chat]
Spooky scary skeletons: Annabeth why
Smarter than you: because I fcucking can
Spooky scary skeletons: I fcucking hate this group chat
[7pm, private conversation between Perseaus and Smarter than you]
Perseaus: you know what would be cool
Perseaus: just
Perseaus: if Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, and Liam Payne just
Perseaus: collabed
Perseaus: Maybe Niall Horan could join too
Perseaus: it's a really random bunch but
Perseaus: don't you think it'd be cool?
Smarter than you: Babe please stop
Perseaus: what
Smarter than you: Percy why
Perseaus: what did I do
Smarter than you: Seaweed brain why are you like this
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