Chapter 20! dragging kid around :(
Yay I made It up yo 20 that's was up yo! (I apologize if you hate me for not posting in such a long time tear tear T- T) oh and thanks to someone who was smarter than me i'll try to put pictures that match the chapters um I guess click on the cover and you could see it I drew them all so yay!:3
La dee um la dee dum, wow kid sure is light. Meow meow meow. Shit I thought I got over that tick Dammit! Stop meowing me! You kept on scolding yourself while walking to Kids house by gut feeling. I gave up my habits so I wouldn't look weird and there not gonna come back! No meows no weird noises! I must act polite n well mannered and like kid mm hmm! Ugh but acting like kid is so hard I can't back talk to anyone, gotta stay outa fights, can't diss anyone, and I can't be cool like soul or black star gotta blend in! wait… who am I talking to? You can talk to me hehehe… you turned around to see a one of those kishin egg people he looked sorta like slender man except with black hollow eyes a mouth but it was like he had no teeth or that pink stuff gums? He had torn clotes and long nails like claws. So a Shinigami's soul and what are you oh aren't you a special one he began to trace his finger across your chest where your soul would be with drool coming from his mouth. I think I'll take both. He drew back his hand and you realized he was gonna take your and kids soul so before that could happen you turned and started running as fast as you can with kid still over your shoulder.
"thoughts have to get away have to get away my life and kid's is in danger wait but nothing bad can happen right? I mean I saw that vision I eventually live and m-marry him right?" you stopped running to see that kishin egg thing still chasing after you. Give me your soulsss! You took a deep breath and concentrated on a spell bib idy bob idy boo a gun 2! You lifted up your hand and made it into the shape of a gun you began trying to pin point the kishin egg. What gonna play pretend gun pretend I'm not gonna eat you! YOU AREN'T HAHAHA! *bang* *bang* ugh! The kishin dogged the bullets and smirked evily.
So your magical what a nice meal your gonna be! FUCK YOU! You were SO tired of people thinking you couldn't do things you were tired of carrying kid you were tired of blacking out you tired of BULL SHIT. The kishin egg was in front of you and you kicked him in the crotch and turned your hand into a blade and stuck your arm through the kishin's heart. witch bitch… that was it his skin peeled away to reveal a red soul. ~giggle~ whatever… you took the soul and put it in your pocket and dragged kid along.
So what if I am a witch. You began walking again, laa dee dum dum laa ugh my arms are getting tired how is kid still knocked out? It was just a shinigami chop. Ok now you looked and saw 3 ways straight, right, and left. No way… are you fucking kidding me! what is there gonna be 5 different ways now like after I pick one road are more just gonna like reappear?! Screw the gut feeling im not gonna get lost hell fucking no bitch! ok you looked right left forward and backwards no one. Yesss… ok hmmm I wonder you looked at kid then your bag PWWWAAAHAHAHA! I WONDER IF KID COULD GO IN MY BAG! HAHAHAHAH! Oh my gosh my stomach hurts! Hahaha!*slip* HOLY SHIT KID FITS IN MY BAG HAHAHAHAAAA! IF WE GO TO AN AIR PLANE TRIP HE COULD HIDE MY BAG TO SAVE MONYE HAHAHAHAHA! Ok-ok fwew now I guess that's mean just to leave him in a bag. you took kid out from your bag and placed him in your arms again.
¶Star vectors¶ hup! The star vectors where place by your sides left n right you bent down like a prince and in one leap you jumped up really, really high the star vectors where used to keep you high up like a spider? You began to put kid behind you like he was hugging you from behind you and tied his sleeves so he looked like a cap that was around you, you let go to see if it worked which it did. Yeesss! You punched your fist into the air upward and your vectors followed your movements and did the same you swayed your hands your vectors did the same you began moving searching for kids house lala lala lala laa. His house, his House:3
Ohhh! You saw a little dot in the distance you squinted your eyes to see it. Ummm… I think that's umm ga-gala-galawos? Mansion? How in the world did shinigami sama wanted me to walk all the over there it would of taken me like the rest of the day! Not there much left… you mumbled. Ok well let's try to run Yay! you sped up your swaying slightly bending your elbows so it really did look like really long legs you looked down and was a bit scared. too high. You said in a small voice slightly trembling in the air, You had a tiny ity bity fear of heights. You tried to ignore it and looked at the stars the vectors and the actual stars in the sky. You whispered
~Oh my life is changing every day every possible way~ ~giggle~ you spun around once to be drowned by stars and slightly chocked you forgot kid was hanging by your neck so when you spun kid would just pull you by the neck *gak*! Ugh ow well that hurt. Rhaaa! Running! You ran over trees broke some cars that you stepped over, well isn't someone gonnna be walking tomorrow you said with a little anime sweat from your face. Whoa! You tripped over a house and was falling bracing for impact you turned kid around and held him tightly so he wouldn't get hurt you let one arm go and tried to stop yourself and it worked. yeess! ~sigh~
Wow I never noticed it but in anime and cartoons people are to retarded to even save themselves ~giggle~ ok well I think it's more down this way you picked yourself up and started walking again tired of using magic.
Le skip of de time
Wooooww! Kid house is suuupperr big! You were like 2 1\2 blocks away and still you could see it. *rustle* huh?! You couldn't take it anymore and got terrified you screamed silently and ran towards the mansion you dove your hand in kids pocket and grabbed some keys. "thoughts fuck why does he have so many keys?" There were like 10 keys *RUSTLE* "thoughts GYAAAA!" *RUSTLE!* eeeppp! You put like the 4th key into the door and *click* it opened! Gyyyaaaa! You ran inside and closed the door. ~sigh~ finally! You looked around and the lights were out but there were 2 people. Who's there?! you made your hand into the shape of blade and stood in a fighting stance.
Relax it's us Isis. huh? Liz patty is that you? You asked squinting your eyes. Yeah… they stepped out from the shadows into the light you were leaning on the door kid next to you arms still over your neck the only way you saw them was cause in front of you was a patch of light coming from a random window. awww you brought kid back Isis. yeah so? We want you to stop patty said in a insane smile, Stop what? you asked getting somewhat annoyed. We want you to stop hanging around kid so much ok? Liz said with her hand on her hips saying that sentence like she owned the world and you. Look here these were the choices shinigami Sama gave kid Liz said a stupid smirk
An arranged marriage
I become his fiancé and marry him later
Or that's it
So what does that have to do with me? You asked glaring at Liz. Oh please Isis we know you like kid, umm… why would I like kid? You asked so convincingly like. It means that even if you have feelings for MY kid then kiss your hopes good bye it's never gonna happen even if kid likes you back you're a commoner shinigami will never approve. Ok first I don't like kid second I believe that kid has the freedom to decide who he chooses to marry and besides how come you like kid? You asked like not caring but more mad-ish? Imagine all the things I could have the places me and kid could go the clothes the money the things I could by for patty so she could look cute Liz squealed. Um how about kid don't you love him? More or less Liz spoke without a care in the world. That's cruel and horrible shame on you. You spoke with a glare. And even by any chance kid falls for you like I said his father would never approve of it so yeah your sorta stuck Liz said shrugging her shoulders, like she knew the outcome all along.
Yeah your screwed pwahahaha! Patty laughed rolling on the floor pointing at you. Yeah well since you lazy ass excuses for weapons couldn't even carry your own miester back to your house I did and I didn't even know how to get here! Well I couldn't get myself dirty with blood it's scary! Liz said trembling stupidly. Shut up here you reached into your pocket and pulled out the soul and threw it to Liz and patty. Whoa what's this? It's a soul duuuh on the way here I got attacked but I won the fight though. Ok well then thanks for delivering our miester good bye Liz said happily waving. Uhh… excuse me? you said with a oh hell no bitch kinda face. What? I just came from fighting a kishin egg , carried kid, my clothes got stained, it's night out and you want me to leave?! Oh hell no bitch! i aint going outside it's as scary as shit ok I'm staying here where It's safe.
Fine… Liz grunted. I can't say that you'll be safe in here too though ku-ku-ku... patty laughed as they both left. Kid's room is up the stairs last door to the right patty peeped out from the conner then Liz peeped out and threw clothes at you *throw* gyaa! Hey watch where you're throwing things! You yelled as the clothes hit you on the face. I guess for now we can pretend were friend's kay? Ugh… whatever, they finally left for real this time as you dragged kid up the stairs overly exhausted holding from the collar of his shirt hopeing you weren't choking him. Uhhh _ fwew there finally so up the stairs ok to the right, right? You were now dragging kid by his hand unable to muster any strength anymore you were worn out. You were in front of the door by now nervous to go in. "thoughts umm… should I go in? Of course! B-but uh it's his room a boys room and I'm a girl, so! Just go in chicken your gonna let a boys room take you down how pitiful! Just go in change and sleep how hard is that?!" you were sorta fighting with yourself and was getting really sad to think you scolding yourself would get you down. W-what if I am a chicken I'm done defeated you hit your head on his door about to cry. ~uuuu~ ~hic~ ~hic~ I can't do this whaa… you looked at kid and got a bit sadder kid is hurt and I can't go through a door? What is wrong with me? You know what I'm no coward or chicken. Your hand started trembling again as you reached for the door with some keys in your hand you looked at the keys and saw one the shape of a skull and put it through the key hole. *click* ~creeeaack~
You peeked your head around the door and looked in. wow everything was symmetrical everything it sorta creeped you out like wow. His room looked like umm… he had a king size bed in the center of the room, 2 dark red lamps by each side with a clock, skull pillows which you thought were so cute Velcro dark purple sheets almost black, he had a golden chandelier hanging in the middle to with 2 smaller ones to each side, a black rug complemented the black wallpaper he had on his walls some skulls here and there, he had a desk like yours but he had 2 to keep it symmetrical with 2 swivly chairs you were dying to spin with like it hurt to ignore, he also had 2 bathrooms to each side of his room, and 2 closets on each side that were painted white. Wow fancy… you in awe stepped in while dragging kid in closed the door and just stared and looked around. You carried kid again in your arms but now wobbling from lack of sleep and energy. *plop* you threw kid onto his bed and looked at the clothes that Liz and patty gave you. hmm… maybe kid won't mind if I take a shower right? Riiigghhtt? You said while rubbing your chin. Yeeeaaahhh… I'm sure he won't mind. Now where is the mirror? You looked around no mirror. What how can kid not have a mirror? You went into the bathroom no mirror the other bathroom still no mirror. What the hell? Bib idy bob idy boo. ~Poof~ your hand mirror, x2. The mirror grew till it was big enough to see how you look like bloody face and hands you turned around but not moving your head trying to see if kid's blood got on you which it did sadly. Awww man kid, um... well I guess I'll just take a shower. You went to the bathroom and was careful not to touch anything. You threw your clothes next to the sink and stepped in the tub it was a pretty blue. ~fssshhhh~ ~ahhh~ nice warm water laa dee dum dum
Le skip of de time
You were now clean had on blue shorts, a cookie monster shirt, and had your hair in 2 braids. Umm I guess I'll hang the towel on his chair oh glob I hope he doesn't have a nervous breakdown cause it's asymmetrical. Ok now how do I clean kid? uhhhhh… you turned your head over in a squirrel look. You stepped closer n closer totally worried. You looked over the bed and saw kid he had blood all over his face hands and clothes. Ugh! How am I suppose to clean him I'm a girl and he's a boy! Whhaaaa! Ummm oh a cleaning spell! Ok-ok you took your cute pink bag and looked in it destructive no, healing no, ordinary maybe? *flip* *flip* *flip* cleaning yes! Ok so um wait one sec.
You dropped your clothes on the floor not noticing it n dragged kid over your shoulder off the bed and onto the chair on the right side of the room. Bib idy bob idy boo cleaning x2! *poof* yay! I did it yay! Kid was now in cute black and silver skull pj's with a hat. Awww. You put kid on the bed in his sheets and was about to go down stairs to sleep but then you heard. Heeyyy Liz chan patty chan were is Isis chan? "thoughts SHIITT SHINIGAMI SAMA! AAHHHHH!" hmm I guess there both sleeping by now maybe Isis chan went home? Oh well It was great while I was alive you thought. I'll just check up on kid then. Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! What do i doooo! You by now were running in a small circle waving your arms in the air. UHHH UMMM….! You closed kids door locked it *click* turned off the lights n ran to kids bed and jumped on it went under the covers and tried your best to be next to kid laying on your side so it looked like only kid was there. ok-ok just st-tayyy still. Oh fucking shit! You forgot that when you heard shinigami sama you dropped your clothes and bag on the floor somewhere. I-if shinigami sees that what in the world will he think and if he finds me under the covers?! You got a bad feeling in your tummy and turned to the other side so you were facing kid you sank under the covers more and clung to kids arm totally scared for life. *step* *step* *step* *step *step* *step* *step* with every step you got more nervous slowed your breathing closed your eyes tight shut clinging to kid a bit tighter somewhat relaxing you. *step* it sounded like he was outside in front of the door. Hmm the door seems closed. Yeesss you thought. *break* you used magic to see through the sheets and saw that he put his hand on the door and twisted the knob to open and broke it in the process. Hmmm… looks like Isis chan brought kid back safely. *Close* bib idy bob idy boo lock toc lock and a nota to, the lock fixed itself and a note was put next to kids umm burial? (I don't know how to type that word… that thing the lamp rests on so yeah imagine it) it explained what happened you totally comfortable poked your head out from the sheets put your head on a pillow and just nuzzled next to kid burying your face into kids arm all blushy- blushy. Night-night kiddo Kun you said all sleepy with a yawn n fell asleep.
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kid: how dare you put isis in an asymmetrical photo!
me: so?
kid: isis is beautiful and your ruining it wahhh!
me: kid get out of the Conner!
isis: mew what happened?
me: your boyfriend is having a melt down
isis: what! no he isn't
me: your annoying me its staying that way end of discussion!
isis: whaaaa! meany!
me: great now there both in the Conner
kid and isis: mary is mean please review to make our day*both now just crying in a Conner.
me:sigh