AN/ LOL, I'm so easily amused by the prostitute story that I decided to put it in the story! LOL-Blixie
Disclaimer: I don't THINK we own Maximum ride…But ya know…you can never be sure….
Blixie's POV (ONE MONTH AFTER LAST CHAP)
We were back at Dr. M's house now. Max missed her mom a lot. Especially since she had just now gotten to know she even exists. I wished for just a moment, that I knew who my mom was…
I was sitting on the couch with Iggy, drinking a berry flavored juice box and watching Dr. Who on sci-fi. Iggy wasn't even the slightest bit interested in science fiction. He didn't need to watch any; his life was close enough, according to him. So he sat reading a book while I lay down, with my back propped against him. A bowl of popcorn on my stomach.
After a while, the popcorn ran out.
"Crap." I said.
"What's wrong?" Ig asked. I sighed.
"Nothing, I just ran out of popcorn. I'm gonna go get some more." I said. Getting up. "Be back in a jiff." I walked into the kitchen and put another bag of popcorn in the microwave. Dusk was sitting at the table with Kleo singing something…
"Love is a many! Splendid thing love! Lifts us up where we belong, all you need is love." Kleo started.
"Oh please don't start that again…" Dusk continued.
"All you need is love!" Kleo sang.
"A girl has got to eat!" Dusk replied.
"All you need is love!"
"She'll end up on the street!"
"All you need is looove!"
"Love is just a game."
"I was made for loving you baby you were made for loving me!"
"The only way of loving me baby is to play a lovely fee."
"Just one night, just one night!"
"There's no way, cause you can't pay."
"In the name of love! One night in the name of love!"
"You crazy fool, I won't give in to you."
"Don't. Leave me this way, I can't survive without your sweet love. Oh baby don't leave me this way."
"You'd think people would have had enough of silly love songs…"
"I look me around and see that isn't so… Oh no."
"Some people want to fill the world with silly love songs…"
"Well what's wrong with that? I'd like to know. Cause here I go… AGAIN!!!! Love lifts us up where we belong! Where eagles fly, on the mountains high!"
"Love makes us act like we are fools throw our lives away for one happy day."
(Dusk I don't know the words to the song, so could you please type them up to the point where the line that started this whole thing popped up? Dunca!)
I looked from Dusk to Kleo and back. Then I started to laugh hysterically. Kleo and Dusk just gave me a what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you look as I rolled on the floor laughing like a mad woman.
"What's so funny?" Kleo asked.
"Yeah, Blixie." Dusk added, with an annoyed look on her face.
"Dusk haha your haha a haha haha pro hahah pro haha prostitute!! Hahahahhaha!!!" I gasped. Dusk rolled her eyes and they practiced the song again. Meanwhile I crawled back to the living room, my popcorn completely forgotten. I crawled in and Iggy looked up from his book. How can he even be READING A BOOK you ask? Well, it's a book filled with BRAIL!
"Are you okay, Blix?" He asked as I crawled onto the couch, breathless, but STILL laughing.
"Haha guess what Ig?" I said, still giggling slightly.
"What?" he asked, sounding bored. I leaned in right by his ear and whispered.
"Dusk heheh, is a heheh prostitute." Iggy's confused expression started the laughter right back up again. Yet again I was on the floor laughing so much, I thought my lungs might burst.
Falco walked in with fang and they both starred at me for a moment, as if wondering if they should drug me or not.
"Uh, what's going on?" Fang asked. Iggy just shook his head in disbelief.
"Nothing out of the ordinary. Blixie being retarded…" he said. I crawled over to Falco and used him to help pull me up. I giggled a bit then whispered the same thing to him. He got all pale as I fell to the floor in another fit of laughter.
"Please tell me she's kidding." He said, looking to Iggy for reassurance. He just shrugged.
"I think so, but you should probably ask Dusk just in case." Falco proceeded to the kitchen door. It closed behind them. For a moment, all was silent, then…
"WHERE THE HELL DID YOU HEAR THAT?!" Dusk screamed. There was a quiet murmur then a sight and a "Blixie's such a retard."
Which usually meant it wasn't true.
Dusk came through the door and stared at me. It was probably a funny sight, me rolling on the floor in an uncontrollable fit of laughter that made me feel as though my lungs were about to burst. Dusk rolled her eyes.
Walking over to me she lifted me up with one hand under my arm, with the other, she slapped me. I stopped laughing. She let go and I slumped back to the carpeted floor.
"Good, she's finally thinking straight again…" Dusk said, as she went back through the kitchen door. I walked back to the couch and laid down with my back resting against Iggy again. I sighed, thankful that I could breath again.
"Remind me to send Dusk a thank you card…" I said to Iggy as he resumed his book of brail and I resumed watching Dr. Who.
LOL. Did you enjoy this chappy? Well then…MAYBE YOU SHOULD FREAKING REVIEW!!~Blixie