The Rowdyruff Boys episode 18: The Rowdyruff Boy
Narrator: The city of Townsville. Once in while people take breaks from their hard working jobs. But unfortunately the same cannot be said for villains. Like Mojo Jojo!
(Inside Mojo's lair he is finishing up on his latest invention. The blueprints are scattered throughout the lab and he is just screwing in the final piece.)
Mojo: Yes, now it is complete. I, Mojo Jojo have prepared the ultimate weapon which will be used by me Mojo Jojo to destroy the Powerpuff Girls once and for all. Hahaha. Now to test this its power!
(Mojo looks around and then picks up a glowing purple orb. He aims it at a fly which is caught in a spider's web and about to be devoured by the spider. Mojo fires the laser zapping them both. Once the laser is done firing, it has merged the two together.)
Mojo: Perfect. Now that I am certain that it works, I will be able to combine myself with my various robots over the years. With that I will be unstoppable. Now one can stand in Mojo Jojo's way.
(Just then an explosion is heard and Mojo turns around see's the Rowdyruff Boys.)
Mojo (running to them): My boys it is so-
Brick: Shut up (hits Mojo in the wall)
Brick: Were just here to find one of your toys. We're gonna use it for some fun.
Butch: So what do you got here?
Mojo(Brushing himself up): As much as I Mojo Jojo care for you boys, I cannot let you play with my weapons. They have only one purpose and that purpose is for evil!
Boomer: Well, do we look like we care?
Mojo: No but-
Brick: Exactly. So just hand it over or unless you wanna take a nice fall.
Mojo (Nervous): Um-right this way.
(Mojo leads the boys into his lab. There are numerous gadgets, and weapons lying around).
Mojo: Here boys, are the greatest inventions of I, Mojo Jojo made by me Mojo Jojo. I will show you the weapons of Mojo Jojo, so you can pick a weapon of Mojo Jojo that you like, and take this weapon of Mojo Jojo.
(Mojo picks a laser gun. He fires it at the ceiling, which destroys part of it).
Mojo: Dom you like this weapon.
Brick: Nah, we can already fire lasers that blow up stuff. Show us another!
Mojo: Very well, how about this.
(Mojo takes a red belt with a symbol of his hat on it. He presses the symbol, and he teleports to the other side of the room.)
Mojo: How about this? You can go anywhere you like without even having to move! Pretty cool, huh?
Boomer: Boring. We can probably move faster than that thing.
Mojo: Okay how about-
(Mojo picks a glowing sword).
Butch: No!
Mojo: But I didn't-
Butch: Whatever. What it probably does is lame anyway.
Brick: You just keep showing us weapons that can do stuff that we already can do. We'll just look around, and find something we like.
(Brick then punches Mojo, and he flies out of his lair).
Brick: All right guys, time to start looking for stuff.
(The boys look, and keep throwing away weapons).
Brick: This guy doesn't have anything cool. This was a waste of our time.
Boomer: Hey what about this?
(Boomer picks up the purple orb, which Mojo used earlier).
Boomer: What do you think it is?
Brick: Lemme see that.
(Brick takes the weapon from Boomer, and starts examining it).
Brick: It doesn't look special, and I can't find a way to turn it on.
Boomer: Hey I see something.
(Boomer sees a switch, and the orb. He flips the switch causing the orb to start to glow.)
Brick: What the Heck's going on?
(The orb then releases a large energy wave that catches the Rowdyruff Boys inside. The boys starts to get closer towards each other and when they do an even larger light wave happens making a giant explosion.)
Rowdyruff Boys:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(The smoke clears and the Rowdyruff Boys are nowhere to be seen. Instead a new figure has taken they're place. He wears a brown shirt with a grey stripe. He still has the same paints as the boys. He has Bricks hat, with Boomer bang sticking out from the side and Butches widows peak in the middle. He has Brown eyes as well.)
Fusion (Bricks voice): What was that? Hey what's going on? Everything feels weird. Hey where are Butch and Boomer? Hey you guys where are you hiding?
Fusion (Butches voice): I'm right here. Now where are you and Boomer?
Fusion( Boomers voice): What do you mean. I'm standing here. How come I can't see you guys?
Fusion (Bricks voice): This is stupid. That dumb machine probably just made us all invisible.
(The fusion then sees himself in a piece of glass on the floor from the explosion.)
Fusion (Bricks voice): What happened to me? What's with-
Fusion (Boomers voice): -My hair? An-
Fusion (Butch's voice):-D my clothes. Why am I wear-
Fusion (Bricks voice): -ing brown? Hey how do you guys know what I'm gonna say?
Fusion( Boomers voice): I should be asking that? It feels w-
Fusion (Butch's voice): eird? I can't see you but I fe-
Fusion (Bricks voice): el you guys?
(Then the Fusion sees a blueprint that has a picture of the orb. It reads the sphere of fusion. Fuses selected beings into one new organism.)
Fusion (Boomers voice): That stupid thing must have put us in one bod-
Fusion (Butch's voice):-y. That explains why we feel-
Fusion (Brick's voice): Like were sharing o-
Fusion (Boomer's voice): -ne bo-
Fusion (Butch's voice): -dy.
Fusion (Brick's voice): All right since we-
Fusion (Boomer's voice): -re stuck like this we-
Fusion (Butch's voice): -need a name. How about-
Fusion (Brick's voice): Br-
Fusion (Boomer's voice): oom-
Fusion (Butch's voice): -utch. Yeah that sounds good.
Broomutch(Now speaking in fusion of the boy's voices): Well we're hungry. Let's go get some burgers!
(Broomutch flies off into the city. He crashes into the burger restaurant. People look at him).
Broomutch (Shoving people into walls): Out of my way!
(Broomutch arrives to the counter, and looks at the terrified cashier with a death glare).
Broomutch: Give me all the beef burgers you have?
Broomutch: No I want chicken burgers.
Broomutch: Well, I just want fries.
Broomutch: Shut up, beef burgers.
Broomutch: No chicken!
Broomutch: No fries.
Broomutch: Beef! Chicken! Fries! UHHHHH! Shut up!
(Broomutch holds his head in pain, and it flashes forward to the inside of Broomutch's mind. There it shows the Rowdyruff Boys wresting each other).
Brick: You idiots, I should be in control of the body. I'm the leader.
Butch; Well I'm the strongest.
Boomer: Oh yeah, well I'm the dumbest.
(The boys stop wrestling, and Brick, and Butch look at Boomer for a while. Then they continue to wrestle).
Brick: Take this jerks!
(Brick punches Boomer, and it flashes to Broomutch punching himself in the face. Butch kicks Brick in the back, and Broomutch twist his leg, and kicks himself in the back. Boomer punches Butch in the stomach, and Broomutch punches himself in the stomach. Broomutch continues to beat himself up as the Rowdyruff Boys struggle from the inside.)
Brick: This is getting nowhere. We just keep beating up ourselves up. Man this really sucks!
Butch: I want to be just me again.
Boomer: What can we do about? I mean were gonna be stuck like this forever!
Brick: Shut up. We're not gonna be like forever. There's gotta be something we can do to get back. I got it. We just gotta go back to that Mojo guys place and he can fix us up. Let's go!
(Broomutch flies towards Mojo's lair. He then comes inside and sees Mojo cleaning the place up.)
Broomutch: Mojo! Fix us now!
Mojo: What the-? Who are you? I, Mojo Jojo do not know someone like you, so why would you know me, Mojo Jojo?
Broomutch: Shut up you idiot. It's us the Rowdyruff Boys! We used your stupid sphere and it fused us into this. You gotta make us normal again.
Mojo: Yes! This just confirms that my machine was not a failure. I can then use it on myself. Transforming me into the strongest!
Broomutch: We don't care about that! Just make us normal again!
Mojo: I don't really know how-
Broomutch: What?! Listen here. You are gonna turn us back to normal or were gonna make sure it rains fried monkey parts!
Mojo: Okay, Okay. I think I have an idea to turn you guys back to normal. Just bring the sphere and if perhaps we use it on you again it will turn you back to normal.
(Broomutch then takes the sphere and he brings it to Mojo. Mojo then switches on the sphere and he then runs behind into his sleeping room. The laser from the sphere zaps Broomutch and then a giant explosion occurs once more. Then the Rowdyruff Boys are back again.)
Rowdyruff Boys: Yes!
(Mojo then runs over and takes the sphere from Brick who is holding it.)
Mojo: Give that to me. Know that I know it works, I can fuse myself with my robots!
Brick: No way! This stupid thing turned us into that freak. I wanna smash it.
Mojo: No! I need it for my ultimate plan!
(Brick and Mojo both start to wrestle with the sphere. Boomer and Butch then join in and the four start to roll around and they enter the room where all of Mojo's weapons are. While they are still struggling, Boomer by accident, presses the switch button. The sphere starts to glow.)
Rowdyruff Boys and Mojo: No!
Narrator: Wow something going on in there. Wait I'm getting part of the blast. No, stop! I don't want to be fused with-
(A giant explosion pulls the five and many robots in Mojo's room together. There is a giant explosion that occurs. Then from the smoke appears, Broomutch but with Mojos fur, an energy cannon in one hand, many robotic arms, a jet booster for legs and a cyber-eye.)
Compilation: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Compilation(With a voice that is a union of the boys, Mojo's and the Narrators that sounds robotic): And so the day is doomed thanks to the Rowdyruff Boys. AAAAAA!
THE END.
