Welcome to the Poetry Corner Q&A!
Me: Last update, we asked you all to ask questions, so now we're going to answer them!
Fang: Joyness....
Me: So, since I got a pretty large number of questions (Thanks, Crossover...), let's get this show on the road!
)( *wings* )( asked:
Fang: do you secretly have a pet monkey living under your bed? if so what's its name(s)?
Saint: if you could convince Fang to do anything in the world what would it be?
Answer:
Fang: Uhhh...No. If I did, though, I think I'd name it....Dave.
Me: Alrighty then....If I could convince Fang to do anything in the world.....Simple! I'd make him sign his soul over to me so that I could make him do everything I ask him to do!
Fang: -is scared-
lilacsarepurple asked:
How long does it take to come up with a chapter?
Answer:
Me: Well, it depends on what I'm writing and what life is throwing at me.
Lately, it's been taking me about a day to write regular chapters, like for Avian Flu or Fly By Twilight. For things like the Poetry Corner, it takes considerably less time because, frankly, it doesn't require as much thought. And Fang helps.
Fang: Yeah. Actually, sometimes, we have the hardest time coming up with the A/Ns at the beginning and end of the chapter!
Me: Yes, sometimes, we have nothing to say, but we're so well known for our crazy A/Ns, we have to say something!
Fang: We have quite the franchise...
Me: If only we were paid...
CassieJames96 asked:
have none of the flock showed up wanting fang back? seriously? they've just let him stay missing for however long you've had him? really?
Answer:
Me: Actually, the rest of the Flock have been kidnapped as well.
Fang: Yeah, Iggy's in three places at once! Freaky...
Me: I think Max is in two...
Fang: So, they can't come rescue me....Damn....
Aleria14 (a.k.a. Bell and Iggy) asked:
Iggy: Fang, have you ever read a Fudge story? Fella?
Me: -snickers- This should be good. And, believe it or not, there are Fella stories...I've seen them
Iggy: And I'm against them
Me: lol. And, as for my question, Saint, what's your favourite animal?
Iggy: Again with the animals?
Me: -shrugs- I like asking people about their favourite animals. Also, have you seen Fang's hair in the second Manga? I know that it hasn't come out yet, but I found some pictures on the internet of their makeovers. ZOMG! That's all I'm going to say, otherwise I'll end up sounding like a crazy fangirl
Iggy: You already are
Me: -whacks with herring-
Answer:
Fang: Gosh, Ig, you had to ask....I've read one Fella story and one Fudge story. Then, I promptly gagged and left.
Me: And I thought they were cute!
Fang: -gags-
Me: Favorite animal? I'd have to be all typical little girly and say....Horses. I love them. Love them, love them, love them!!! LOVE THEM!! I will own one, someday. They're beautiful. Especially Arabians and Leopard Appaloosas. (Hope I spelt that right. Too lazy to Google it...)
And I've seen Fang's hair. Personally, I think he looks hot both ways, but that's just my crazy opinion.
Fang: It's 'cause it's impossible for me not to be hot...
Me: -headdesk-
Hannah-Belle Dudemister asked:
I have a question for Fang...
"What would make you cry?" ;) Would it be if Max died? No, I am betting that if one more person asks him that he would cry :D I can't think of a proper question :'(
Answer:
Fang: -cries because I was asked that question again-
Ok, I'm kidding. Seriously? Yeah, if Max died, I'd cry. If any of the Flock died, I'd cry.
Me: If I died???
Fang: Saint...
Me: -Bambi eyes-
Fang: -sigh- Yeah, probably...
Me: -huggles-
Fang: Great....
karecitay asked:
(new format because of number of questions)
To Fang:
how come you havent left?
I've tried to escape many times. I'm well guarded.
arent you strong enough to fight off an 18year old?
Sure, but I can't fight off her henchOCs....
do you like staying with saint?
Oh, sure... I just adore the lack of freedom...
do you enjoy crushing other people dreams?
At times...Depending on whose dreams and what the dreams are...
ever cut yourself?( i hope not)
No, no, and no.
why dont you think krill is yum yum yum?
Does krill really look that appetizing to you? Uck.
will you come with saint to nj wen she comes to meet flockupdates?
We'll see. I may have to stay to guard the house...
if you do can i write a story about it?(i probably will anyway...like on my max-dan-wiz blog)
Sure. Saint'll probably write one, too...
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To Saint:
are u aware that where i live we get permits at 16 lisense at 17...at least i think
Interesting...I could've had my license by now, but I'm too lazy...
if u came to NJ, what would u do?
Besides meet you guys? Who knows? You guys have a beach? May go there...
do you enjoy keeping fang hostage?
If I didn't, would he still be here?
do u plan on becomeing a professinal writer of some sorts?(i do, that or an english teacher)
I'd love to be a writer....Ultimate dream.....-sigh-
does ur dad kno u write fanfictions?
No. He could care less. I could care less about telling him.
do you plan on going to see the maximum ride movie the first day it comes out?
I'm usually highly against seeing movies on the day they come out because of the crazy crowds and fans, but I may make an exception...
if u were in NJ wen that happened wood u come wth us?
Totally!
and finally,
where does fang sleep at ur house?
All kinds of random spots. He has a place in my room to sleep, but he's been known to drop anywhere...
FaXnEsSisADDICTION asked:
1) -at both- Do you plan on watching P Diddy's Starmaker? (idk, that was random, just saw a commercial, and Pete Wentz was a judge!! Sque!!)
Me: We weren't...Pete Wentz, huh?
Fang: Patrick Stump is better.
Me: Nah, Andy.
2) -at Fang- Do you secretly have a man-crush on Pete Wentz? ... I don't blame you if you do.
Fang: No.
Me: He thinks Stump is better. ;P
Fang: Not in that way!
3) -at both- Is seeing a seven legged spider lucky, or just crippled? (Sorry, Ryan Ross tweeted "Saw a spider with seven legs. Is it lucky or crippled?" and I'm just wondering.)
Me: Lucky!
Fang: Yeah, you could get on T.V. with that!
4) -at both- If you could have a life-sized cardboard cut-out of any person in the world, who would it be, and what would you do with it?
Me: I actually have a life-sized cardboard cut-out of Orlando Bloom as Will Turner...He lives in my hallway and greets people.
Fang: I'd have...Dylan. (Check out the new MR6 summary to find out about him!) And I'd throw darts at it.
5) -at both- What is your favorite favorite song of all time?
Me: Can't choose. I will say I'm very attached to Me Against the World by Superchick lately. And Love Drunk by Boys Like Girls.
Fang: Bon Jovi. All Bon Jovi.
6) -at Fang- Does it bother you when you see all of the Figgy slash on ? Personally, I love it.
Fang: -gags-
7) -at both- If someone offered you a million dollars, but you had to kiss Regis Philben, would you do it?
Me: Sure, I need the money. No one said where I had to kiss him! I could kis him on the cheek!
Fang: ....I'd let Saint do it.
8) -at both- Do you think "computers" are just a fad that will pass eventually? And we'll like, go back to the stone ages or something?
Fang: I don't know...Maybe...
Me: I hope not. Stone Age didn't have indoor plumbing.
Fang: Good point.
9) -at Fang- The Flock is always running around doing all kinds of stuff, but... When do you poop? It never mentions pooping, over the course of years, not once! Do you like, carry around toilet paper and crap in the woods? Seriously!
Fang: .................
Me: You've rendered him speechless!
Fang: Ummm.....Well.....We try to find bathrooms....But.....
Me: I'd say 'yes' to the 'crap in the woods' theory...
10) -at both- Do you like coffee? Fang seems like the kind of guy who would like black coffee.
Fang: I LOVE coffee!!!
Me: Unfortunately....Personally, I like tea better, but coffee is damn skippy.
11) -at both- In the ongoing batlle of the medical dramas, (House, Scrubs, Grey's Anatomy, etc.) who are you rooting for?
Fang: Don't watch 'em, really.
Me: House, definetely. I love that guy!
Fang: Yeah, House is cool...
12) -at anyone- Am I the only on that thinks the Jonas Brothers have really ugly eyebrows? (not to mention lame ass music!) I mean, they're like freaking caterpillars crawling on their faces!
Fang: Never thought of that...But yeah!
Me: Hmmm...I don't notice eyesbrows, I guess.....
13) -at both- How do you feel about Panic! At The Disco spliting up? And have you heard the new song by the guys who left, The Young Veins? Ugh. And, do you think it might all be some elaborate publicity stunt, and they were just kidding about the whole splitting up, and... and... and.. I'm in denial.
Me: We actually didn't know they broke up 'till we read this question.
Fang: Of course it's a publicity stunt! It must be! That wouldn't happen...
Me: He's in denial, too...
Katie the pure one asked:
Saint-On a scale of 0-5, how insane are you? (5 is most insane)
Fang-Using the scale, how insane is Saint? And how insane has she driven you?
Answer:
Me: 5, easily.
Fang: 5 and 5. Maybe even 6. Off the scale.
TheCaretaker asked:
Anyways, for the Q&A, how come you just captured fang instead of embry?hehe, hope u answer ^_^
Answer:
Me: But I did capture Embry! He's....
Fang: You 'misplaced' him, didn't you?
Me: No! He's in the basement....Somewhere.....Uh-oh....
Xuut asked:
Have you ever been out of the States?
Me: No, unfortunately. One of these days, maybe...
Which do you like better, Canada or America? (I'm aware that you'll probably choose America, seeing as you're American...)
Me: Well, I have to choose America because I've never been to Canada. And, yeah, growing up here does help...
Why do you prefer that country?
Me: Never been to any other...
What country does Fang prefer?
Fang: I don't know. Saint's not in Canada, though, so...Maybe Canada...
On a dailt basis how many times do you say, "I'm bored"?
Me: Maybe 4 or 5 times. I think it more than I say it...
How much does your cat weigh?
Me: If only I could get my cat to stand still on a scale...
How many rooms are in your house?
Me: Let me think...10 rooms, plus a large hallway and a basement. It's smaller than it sounds, though.
Did your did seriously steal your snowblower? Doesn't he live in New York? Isn't that place full of APARTMENTS?
Me: Yes, he took it. He does live in NY, though, despite common belief, it's not all apartment. Maybe in New York City, but not the whole state. And I think he just sold it, anyway.
Are you sad Nathan_P is banned?
Me: Very sad. -mourns the loss of Nathan from MX- It's just not the same....Damn mods...
Are you aware that Twilight is telling teenage girls that eating endangered animals, like a moutain lion is okay? (Seriously. Edward is eating an endangered animal, why doesn't anyone care?)
Me: Never thought of that, but that's a good point! Bad Edward!
Do you find my questions weird?
Me: Nah, not any weirder than I'm used to.
Reiko Rose asked:
Other than the lamb patty thing, any other plans of revenge against your dad?
Answer:
Me: Oh, I'm sure I'll come up with more...Still have to get him back for deciding to sell my house, that rat.
speekTheeofDevil asked:
Questions...How are you going to do a roadtrip over seas? You live in new egland right?
Fang: Why havent the Flock come to get you yet? Is it cause THEY all got kidnapped by crazy fans TO? (No offense Saint..heh heh)
Answer:
Fang:....Oh, my....
Me: I get that first question so many times, so....We're going to have a Geography lesson!
Everyone, pull out a globe, map, etc.
Now, point to New England!
Fang: Ok, who pointed somewhere outside the continential U.S?
Me: Well, if you did....
YOU LOSE!
Fang: New England is part of the continential United States.
Me: It consists of the states: Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and Connecticut. New England got it's name from the settlers who came over here from England. They named the region 'New England' in honor of 'Old England'.
Fang: I think you people are thinking of Europe's England.
Me: So, it is quite possible to take a road trip to New Jersey from where I am.
Fang: And, as to the second question, yes, they were all kidnapped. It's quite frustrating.
Me: We crazy fans are taking over....Mwahahahaha....
Sapphira Majoram asked:
Me: Okay my question to you Saint and Fang is, are you two going to get married like Bell and Iggy are? (Well, it was the only question you didn't answer for Halt...)
Answer:
Fang: NOOOOO!!!!
Me: Haven't convinced him yet...
Nothing At The Moment asked:
Fang, what is your favorite music?
Saint, have you ever seen A Very Potter Musical.
Answer:
Fang: Favorite music? I love Bon Jovi....
Me: He likes watching Grease, too.
Fang: Well, so do you!
Me: I love Grease!
Also, I've seens parts of A Very Potter Musical, but not the whole thing...Yet.
Fang: I feel a YouTube day looming closer...
tgypwya asked:
Fang- What would you think if you found out that Max had a Fang plushie?
Answer:
Fang: That's....kinda creepy, actually....Well, I guess if she misses me that much....
Me: -headdesk- He says I'm creepy...
(the name space was left blank) asked:
I want to ask how you keep coming up with this stuff. I mean, do you have a plan for where all your fanfics are going? Or are you just drabbling along, hoping no one will notice?
Answer:
Me: Well, it depends on the Fanfiction. I'll make a list...
Day in Therapy: Basic plan. Don't know how it'll end, but I know how the next couple of chapters will go.
Avian Flu: Also know how to do the next couple chapters, but, heck, that may never end.
Brand New You: I actually have started a plan to continue this, just need time...
Double Date: Pretty well planned-out. Got a couple plot bunnies bugging me, but I think I know which to go with...
Facts of Life: Drabbling along, hoping no one will notice...
Fanfiction Meets YouTube: This one's kinda easy. Just pick a video and copy it. Doesn't require extreme planning.
Fang's Journal: Fang: We steal stuff out of my poor journal...
Fly By Twilight: Me: This wins the Best Planned-Out Award. I have an outline for this and know exactly where it's going.
Job Listings: Drabble along, drabble along...
Poetry Corner: Drabble, drabble, drabble....
Fang: I have a question. How come you have no name?
Vera Amber asked:
What on earth is a nargle? You keep talking about how Fang licks them... (and Fang always claims to have no idea what you're talking about... lol...)
Answer:
Me: It's one of Luna Lovegood's 'creatures' from Harry Potter.
Fang: That tells us so much...
Reiko Rose asked another question:
what do you think of the upcoming Maximum Ride book, entitled FANG (instead of 'The Sky is Falling Down' or something)? I read on Wiki that they go to Africa or something and Angel predicts that Fang will be the first to die.
Answer:
Me: I miss the good old days of them being on the run....More entertaining. No Global Warming junk.
Fang: No Dylan...
Me: If you don't know about Dylan, either look up the new Maximum Ride summary on the U.K. Amazon or you can just look up FlockUpdates on YouTube (link on my profile). They have a video of it.
TheSilverHunter asked:
If your Dad was a Character in MR who would he be??
Answer:
Me: Hmmm....I wanted to say Jeb, but Jeb's cooler than my dad, though they are a bit alike.
Fang: I say your Dad is 'Random Dead Eraser Number 967'.
Wendi asked:
Okay, my question for Fang: How is your and Max's relationship working out? Do you have feelings for Saint?
Answer:
Fang: Max and I could work out great if I could get away from Saint! Not to mention this stupid Dylan guy in the 6th book getting in my way! and I DO NOT have feelings for Saint! And that incident in Day in Therapy doesn't count!
Me: Sure....Maybe I should just 'shut you up' again...
Fang: Don't you dare...
Crossover Genius Abused the Question-Asking Power and asked:
How are you today?
Fine. Stayed home all day and wrote fanfics.
How was yesterday?
Great. Went to church and shopping.
Do you prefer Advil or Tylenol?
Tylenol, I think. Neither do much for me.
Grape or Orange?
Mmmm...I like both....Grape, I guess.
Are you vegetarian?
I'm a carnivore...Though a lot of people at school thought I was a vegetarian. Don't know why...
Did you know Sir Paul is a vegetarian?
Read that on Wikipedia, actually.
Do you know that Sir Paul is Paul McCartney since he was knighted by the Queen? Most people don't.
I guessed that. I knew it was him because 1) I saw he was Sir Paul on TV once, and 2) It's you. :D
Favorite Beatles song?
Hello, Goodbye, maybe? Gosh, there are so many....
Favorite song?
Too many to list.....I have a lot of favorites.
Favorite band?
Once again, too many favorites to list.
Favorite book. Ever.
Sorry, MR fandom, I love you so, but Lord of the Rings was the first series I ever really fell in love with and obsessed over. Just holds a special place in my book-loving heart. And Return of the King is my favorite out of the series.
Laptop or desktop?
Laptop. I like things portable.
Paper, or plastic?
Paper...
Would Sir Paul get a restraining order if he knew about my story?
It's a possibility...
Are you going to write a chapter for my story?
Actually, I wrote one, but I'm having issues with it...Maybe I'll just send it to you one day and you can figure it out....Ringo go missing lately, by chance? ;D
When, if you plan to?
See above.
Have you read my updates?
I believe so...
Are you reading this?
Most obviously.
Virtual Cookies, or Brownies?
Mmmm...Brownies....
George or John?
George. No offense, John...
Paul or Ringo?
Ringo!!!!! :D
Ricola or Ludens Cough Drops?
Ricola.
Purple or Blue?
Blue. My favorite color.
Abercrombie or Hollister?
Uhhh....Neither? I don't think I own either...
American Eagle or Aeropostale?
Well, American Eagle has the cooler name...
Vans or Converse?
Converse. I love Converse...
Black or White?
Black. Though white's cool too...
Do you wear jewelry?
Hell yes. More than I ever thought I would, but most of it is special in some way. Like, I wear my Mom's cross necklace now. And my Gram's wedding ring. I have wing-shaped earrings that are McAwesomene!
Are you allergic to gold?
Nope.
What was the last thing you purchased at a store, and when?
Groceries. I bought salad stuff, like lettuce, tomatoes, etc. Ummm....Oxi Clean...Microwave meals...Make-up that Fang thought was slutty...Ha.
Do you use a USB mouse (or wireless) with you laptop, or the built in mouse pad?
Built-in mousepad.
Does the library nearest you block ?
I'm not sure what you mean....
Do you even like lamb patties? I don't.
Actually, I have no clue. Never tried them...
Do you like pork? I don't.
Yep, I'm a fan of pork. If you want to know something I won't eat, it's veal. I have a thing against the murder of baby animals...
Dark Horse, or St. John?
You know, this sounds familiar to me...But I'm too lazy to Google it. I don't know.
Best Singalong ever, Camp Granada, or Yellow Submarine?
You mean I have to choose?! That's too hard....I might pick Camp Granada, 'cause that was one of Mom's favs, but now that I think of it, she liked Yellow Submarine, too! Argh!
Violin or saxophone?
Violins are pretty, but saxophones sound cool....
Guitar or piano?
Oh, I love both of those! Errr....Guitar, with piano as a very close second.
Silence or noise?
I like to have a bit of background noise, but not too loud.
Are you still reading?
Yeps!
Are you aware that you aren't the only person capable of sending long, questionaires?
I am now...
Has Fang replied to your questions yet?
No....Damn him!
And has Kelsey jumped yet?
No clue...
And who IS Bob?
One really random dude...
Koala Bears or Grizzly?
Koalas! Awww!!!
Kangaroos or Lemurs?
Kangaroos!
TV or Computer?
Computer. More possibilities...
To Be Or Not To Be?
That is the question...
Pencil or pen?
Pencil. I make many errors from writing too fast...
Handwritten or typed?
Typed. My handwritting is terrible...
Colored Pencils or Crayons?
Crayons!! My inner child is attacking again...
Crayola or RoseArt?
Crayola.
Icesong or Aerial?
Oh, I don't play the 'choosing people' game...Both.
Sparxflame or Crossover Genius?
Once again, both. :D
How often do you review stories?
Whenever I have something to say. If I can't think of something good to say, I wait 'till I can.
Are you regretting telling me to send you my questions?
Nah....
Do you have a boyfriend?
Why would I want one of those things? LOL... No, not at the moment. There's no one around here that really interests me right now...Besides Fang, and he's impossible.
How many people, (outside of Max-Dan-Wiz, FanFiction, etc), know about you and Fang?
Two, I think, offcially know the entire 'Me and Fang' story. Affie and Amanda. No one else knows the entire thing, besides our 'foster kid' cover for him.
Cats or Dogs?
No offense to my beloved cat, Sasha, but I've always been a big dog person. I like an animal that'll greet you at the door, though I will admit, Sasha's good at meeting me at the door. And I like an animal that can go places with you.
Wet or Wild?
Wild...
Pictures or Live the Moment?
I'd have to say Live the Moment, though I do like taking pictures...
Classic or Throwback?
Mostly classic. Once in a while, you see some good throwback stuff, though.
Contemporary or Fiction?
Fiction. Who needs the real world?
Porky Pig or Daffy Duck?
Daffy Duck.
Do you like Disney?
Old Disney. Lion King. Winnie the Pooh. Cinderella. Snow White. Even farther back than that. Swiss Family Robinson. Old Yeller. Not this new stuff they have. High School Musical's a joke.
Ever been to Disney Land? Disney World?
Not yet....Darn it.
Have you ever had an Italian Charm Bracelet?
Nope.
What design is on your mousepad?
Don't have one...
Apple, or PC?
PC. Apple's overrated.
Do you have an Ipod Ipod or a knock-off?
An ipod ipod. And I just called Apple overrated....
How many songs do you have on your Ipod?
828 and counting....
Look at your songs Alphabetically. What letter does the majority of your songs start with?
I think A. Can't really tell.....Could be I, too...
Annoyed yet?
Nope.
Even if you don't answer this in your chapter, can you send me the answers to them all anyways? Can I post it in my story?
Well, as you can see, I've answered them. And you can post them in your story if you want.
I didn't know you had a dog. What kind is it, and what's it's name? He/she??
His name is Skye, and he's an 11-year-old Shetland Sheepdog. He's my baby....-huggles Skye-
Why won't Fang be in your YouTube video?
Fang: I don't want to be a YouTube fool...
I'm sorry our YouTube account isn't working. Have you tried a different computer?
Yes, it's working now. It was the computer. It had an issue with a disc or something, but it corrected itself.
Does krill taste like chicken?
Does chicken taste like krill? Oooo....
BlueWingedKitty asked:
Fang: 1. Ever wanted to play a musical instrument? (Sorry, got back from Orchestra Camp with 7 hours of rehearsals a day so I'm in a musicy mood)\
Yeah, it would be cool....Like, guitar or something...
2. How awkward is it to read Fax fics?
Depends...It's not too badly awkward most of the time....Just, like, rated M stuff. That's awkward...
3. Ever get tired of people asking you if you love Max?
-shrugs- Sometimes...
4. Do you like chocolate?
Of course! Yum...
5. What do you think of Twilight?
It's a sorry excuse for a 'saga'...
6. If you were trapped in a locked and abandoned subway tunnel with a crackhead and a granny what would you do?
Steal the crackhead's crack, then search the granny's bag for knitting needles, which I would use to pick the lock on the subway tunnel. Then, I would get out on the streets and sell the crack for extra cash.
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Both:
1. Ever played a sport?
Me: I did track and field in Middle School...
Fang: Uhh...No.
2. Favorite dream you've ever had.
Me: Fang had a dream about Shakira...
Fang: Saint!!!
Me: Ok...My favorite...Hmmm...I don't know....I don't remember dreams well....I did have this one about Fang...
Fang: Yeah?
Me: You don't wanna know...
Fang: No, I don't. Anyway, my favorite dream involves escape and killing Dylan.
Me: -rolls eyes- Should've seen that coming...
3. What would the worst part of camping in the woods be for you?
Me: No indoor plumbing...Unless we had a nice camper. Then no internet access...
Fang: I have to agree on the indoor plumbing thing...
4. Do you believe in ghosts?
Me: Yeah...
Fang: I dunno...
5. Ever seen Pirates of the Caribbean? If so, what did you think of it?
Me: SQUEE!!! WILL TURNER!!! JACK SPARROW!!!
Fang: Yeah...It was ok...
Me: I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT!!
Fang: -sigh-
6. What gender are the Teletubbies?
Fang: Good question...
Me: Tinkie-Winkie-Male, Dipsy-Female, La-La-Female, Po-Male. I think.
Fang: I don't wanna know how you know that...
7. Favorite pop?
Me: Pop as in...soda? I like Mountain Dew...
Fang: I like soda. In general.
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Saint:
1. Awkward moment?
That time, in Middle school, when.....I don't know if I want to say it. Fang may be scarred for life along with any other male readers....It involves Midol-related things...
2. Weirdest dream you've had?
The one where I was being chased by witches through a colonial town and I hid in a church, on top of the air conditioner. In a colonial town.
3. Oceans or lakes?
Oceans. I love the ocean...
4. Do you like Converse?
Converse are the bomb.
5. Worst pet peeve?
People who leave me reviews that just say 'update'. Not even saying a word about the chapter, not even a little, 'Oh, this chapter was funny.' Just 'Update!' Especially when they review one of my stories to tell me to update a completely different story without saying a word about the one they're reviewing! Please people, I want reviews, not update reminders! I'm actually more likely to update faster when I get good reviews! These little 'Update update update!!!!' and 'Update or my furry ninja raccoon people will attack you!' stuff just tends to annoy me so I don't want to...
Stuff like that, once in a blue moon, if you make it funny, it's ok. All the time is bad.
6. Do chickens scare you?
They used to, but I got over that fear...
WingedJay13 asked:
question numero uno: When did you first read MaxRide?
In Wal-Mart. I picked the book up, liking the cover. I read through the first couple of chapters, then Mom made me leave to continue shopping. The whole idea stuck with me, though. You know, the whole 'flying kids' idea. So, I later found the book at the library, read it, and became hooked, sealing my fate for eternity.
question numero... dose? (not a clue how to spell it I dont start spanish till a week from now lol): how do you spell dose?
Dos. Take off the 'e'.
question numero three: Have you ever played a game called fire emblem? like half the names on your poll were names from that series of games.
No, I haven't. But it sounds interesting...
question number 5: in fly by twilight the pack will embry imprint on somebody?
You'll have to wait and see.... :D
My question to you: Where'd question 4 go?
hawk without wings asked:
How long have you been keeping Fang prisone- i mean, as a roomate?
Answer:
Me: Hmmm...It's been about a year, I believe...
Fang: Close to it, at least.....My life is over...
Me: -huggles-
green. simply wicked asked:
Q:(got this from Elphie and Sunday Boycott Normalacy by Chasing Sundays)Could you describe what you think the perfect crime would be?
A: Hmmm.....I think I and ever other MR character kidnapper have pulled it off already....J.P. doesn't even realize we have his characters!
Q: Does Fang talk in his sleep?
A: Rarely, but he has....He's sworn me to secrecy, though...
Q: Have you ever been kicked out of wal-mart?
A: Not yet....
Q: If you had a Voodoo doll of someone, who would it be?
A: Oh, Daddy......-evil grin-
Q: Cake or pie?
Pie!
And the age old question: who would win, Dumbledore or Gandalf?
Gandalf all the way!
rainbowstrike asked:
For Saint;
Have you ever done anything on the 'things to do in Wallmart' list? I wanna fly to America just so I can go to Wallmart and do the list. It would be funny as, says I.
For Fang;
Boxers or briefs?
hahahah, sorry just had to ask.
Does that count as being T? Yes, yes it does.
Answer:
Me: I've pulled the thing where you talk to yourself so loud people here you in other aisles. But I just do that out of habit. Oh, and the standing in clothes racks going 'Pick me! Pick me!' But I did that to my Mom, so I don't know if it still counts....
Fang: Why does everyone care what I wear?! Fine......Boxers.
Waiting on Yesterday asked:
what is saint's REAL NAME?
Answer:
Me: It's.....Undisclosed.
Fang: She's not telling.
Me: At least not 'till I've decided 'the time has come'.
Fang: Whenever that is...
Me: But feel free to keep guessing, people!
Fang: There are clues, you just have to find them...
Me: I'd give you more clues, but...No.
Fang: You'd probably just send them through a loop, anyway.
Me: And if you give any clues, I'll tie you up and throw you to the nargles!
Fang: Well, that's a good enough reason, I guess...
MagnusMinion asked:
Can a group of us come murder your dad? (too stealthy for anyone to know... and the police will get close to his body and sense his icky vibes and be all, "Yes. You've made a good decision in murder.")
And we should do a Maximum Ride FanFicioners get together thing! In the middle of the united states! Yeah?!! YEAH! I wanna I wanna I wanna!
Answer:
Me: No matter how wonderful that sounds, as both a good Christian and a law-abiding citizen, not to mention a good role model, I cannot allow you to murder my father. I appreciate the thought, though. Anyway, just causing him torture and pain is better, anyway...
And that would be awesome! I think it would take a load of planning, though...It'd be awesome, though, and if there was a get together, I would try my hardest to come...
RosePetalsOnTheFloor asked:
Okay, Fang, did Gazzy or Iggy send you my recipe for explosive peanut butter? Because Gazzy stole it and then gave it to Iggy, and neither of them will give it back, so did they send it to you?
I kinda REALLY need that back...along with the acidic jelly, so do you have it?
Answer:
Fang: Ummm....I don't think I have it...Maybe Angel?
Me: When you get it back, can I have a copy of the recipe?
Jane Humen asked:
Questions for Fang:
-What's your favorite flavor of Jell-o?
-Do you think penguins are cute?
-Would you like to banish all of your "Fanggirls" from the interwebs?
-Or just the insane ones?
Answer:
Fang: Hmmm....Strawberry's a good Jell-O flavor....Penguins are ok, as long as they're not Pooky....And I'd just like to banish the fangirls like Saint that are a danger to themselves and the public...
Fangalicous08 asked:
For Saint: Do you have an account on deviantart? Because the other night when I got on someone by the name of Fang-not-Fnick added me to their Devwatch list and favourited some of my stuff and when I went to the page in the name thinger majig it said Saint Fang. I just got sorta curious. If you don't, well, we've got a Saint impersonator on our hands...
Me: As you now know, yeah, that's me. :D
Oh, wait, one more thing, do Spiffy or Pooky know a monkey by the name of Billy Bob Thornton? Or a shrimp named Ava?
Me: Spiffy? Pooky?
Spiffy: Don't know Billy, but I believe Pooky here might have dated a Shrimp Named Ava.
Pooky: Yeah, I think I did...
Also, does Fang have back acne? I'm sorry, I know that was random, but it's slightly needed information, althought you don't have to answer... Okay, I could probably come up with over 1,0,0,0,0 more questions, but I'm tired...still.
Me: That's.....awkward...But, no. He just has feathers...-pets-
Fang: Stop!
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Also, a couple for Fang:
Do you like Long John's fish tacos?
Fang: Never had them, but they look good...
Do you like tacos?
I love tacos.
Do penguins eating tacos frighten you? If they don't, tehy should, they've been reported attacking innocent people between the ages of 13 and 20. You and Saint fall within that category. Keep Pooky away from tacos until you turn 21, just a safety precaution.
I'll.....Make note of that....-hides tacos-
Are you afraid of vacuum cleaners?
No, I actually wish Saint would use one once in a while...
Is Total?
Not that I know of....
Is Saint?
She acts like it....
Would you ever suck yourself up in a vacuum cleaner?
Is that possible?
Would you suck up Total?
Mwahahahahahaha....
Or Saint?
Don't tempt me....
What would you do if Saint bleached all your clothes and/or made them all pink?
Beat her, steal her money, and buy new clothes.
Would you THEN suck her up in a vacuum?
I'd do worse than that....
Kina Kalamari asked:
My question is: what does OMC mean? I've noticed that you use it occasionally instead of OMG, so naturally, I was curious. However, having recently found out what OMEC means, I may have a hunch...Still, an answer would be appreciated. =)
Answer:
OMC stands for Oh My Carlisle from Twilight. Could also be Oh My Cullen, but I like Carlisle better because I like his name...
Me14 asked:
What's one word you's use to describe each flock member and why?
Fang, can you describe each of the flock members in a poem?
Answer:
Me: Hmmm
Max- Kickass
Fang- Mysterious
Iggy- Explosive
Nudge- Vocal
Gazzy- Rambuctious
Angel- Adorable
Total- Social
Fang: Describe each in poem....Well, it is a poetry corner, I guess....
Max has many awesome skills
When she attacks, they need pain pills
She has awesome super speed, too
She'll save the world for me and you.
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Iggy is an awesome cook
But if you take a closer look
You'll see this blind kid's packing something more
He blow you right out the front door!
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Nudge is a really nice girl
But when she talks, words begn to swirl
Around your head until you're dizzy
She'll get you in a real tizzy.
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Gazzy's dangerous for an 8-year-old
But it's not his explosive talents that'll give his reputation hold
It has more to do with the room's mood
After Gazzy has had some Mexican food...
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Angel looks like a sweet little kid
But don't let yourself get fooled as many did
There's more to her than meets the eye
She will take a peek inside your mind!
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Total is the most annoying dog
I'd like to throw him in a bog
But that would make little Angel cry
So the flying, talking dog will stay for a time...
Me: So, that's it for the first ever Poetry Corner Q&A!
Fang: Finally...That was a lot of questions....
Me: Maybe we'll do another one someday....
Fang: Yeah....Can we go to bed now?
Me: Sure...Thanks for the questions, everyone!
Fang: Yeah, thanks...-yawn-
Me: Ok, ok...
-Saint and Fang