The show has so many things to parody! This makes me happy!
Love, Alex
Why is my Life a Secret?
Narrator: Previously on SLATWW…
Amy: Honey Momma takes the gold!
Ben: Twice!
Amy: Ricky wins the fight against my dad!
Ben: Once!
Ashley: Why do you keep doing that?
Ben: For I am Edward Cullen, the dude from Twilight!
Ashley: NO! You aren't! YOU ARE- (muffled by people)
Everyone: GOD!
Grace: No, he's- (tackled)
Ben: God?
Everyone: GOD!
Ben: I do the things I do…for I am God!
Amy: Don't believe- (silenced)
Ben: You know what, I'm sick and tired of being told who I am!
Amy: Tell them!
Ben: I'm whoever I want to be!
Amy: Go Ben!
Ben: I'm…I'm…
Amy: You're…you're…
Ben: I'M SINGING IN THE RAIN!
Amy: WTF?
Grace: JUST SINGING IN THE RAIN!
Amy: Shut up, just shut up!
Ben: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up!
Everyone: BLEH!
Amy: I don't know how else to solve my problems, so Ben, can we get married?
Ben: But you-
Amy: I know what I said, but I'm pregnant, remember? We're fifteen! Perfect!
Ben: Perfect?
Amy: Fifteen is the perfect age to start raising a family!
Everyone: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?
Amy: Fifteen is the perfect age to get married!
Adrian: Fifteen is also a song by Taylor Swift, but I'm not bragging!
Ricky: Yeah, Taylor Swift didn't get pregnant at fifteen.
Amy: SHUSH! I'm original.
Ben: …not really.
Amy: Oh?
Ben: OH!
Amy: OH!
Ben: OH!
Amy: OH!
Ben: OH!
Grace: Stop it! You guys sound like you're having sex!
Ben: …how would you know?
Grace: Oh, that's easy, this one time at God camp…
Ricky: You're screwing with me.
Grace: Are we talking literally or rhetorically?
Ricky: Uhh…
Grace: Because, literally we're not having intercourse.
Ricky: I can't believe I'm having this conversation.
Grace: Maybe, rhetorically you're screwing me.
Everyone: WHAT?
Ricky: That's not true…
Everyone: Ricky…
Ricky: Maybe it is…
Narrator: SEX IS EVERYWHERE! SEX IS A SONG!
Ben: FEEL GOOD INC!
Everyone: OMG!
Amy: Okay, who else caught the irony? I did! I sure as hell did!