Again, we approach two of the climaxes I have built, one being the action one, and the second being the dramatic one, both will come within the next three chapters.
I have a lot of this story on my mind, and am slightly angry that the end of the night has to come and ruin all of it...
Well, either way, it is another funny/angry chapter of mine.
Enjoy!
XT and Quasar turned their grins towards each other, both filled with a hidden excitement.
"Gannon," XT said chuckling to the man scratching his head, "I'm going to kill you tonight, but I'm going to make you suffer the hell of having to deal with crazy," Quasar tensed up, her smile widening, "Zany," Both of their smiles reached their ears, possibly with no skin limitations, "Super ultra hyper Rinocian robots, both gone insane."
"YIPPEEEE!!" Quasar squealed.
"And I'm going to use a lot of energy to make this be even worse for you. AURORA Kelfadastar!" XT roared, a swirl of light coming from the sky, arcing into the room via window.
The whole room began to morph, and seemed to transform into a vast land, even thought it remained the same size, and the colors changed. Now, Gannon's reds had all become bright and luminous pinks and purples. Hearts budged where spikes once were, it was Gannon's hell.
"The Playhouse! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!" Quasar screamed, grabbing XT's hand.
"Shall we?" He asked sincerely, as if they were about to take a walk.
"Let's shall. Ahahahahaha!" Quasar giggled. (A/N: The song "WWW.Blonde Girl" By Jenny Rom. Great song, and I love it very much...)
"To be a Blonde Girl! Webby webby girl. And with me this love be forever your. A cha cha lovely girl, virtual hootchie girl. Chiki chiki hot blonde girl!!" They both sung in a melodious voice, seemingly a child's.
As they sung, the pounced at Gannon, there connected hands knocking him over.
They picked him up, and, their hands still connected, grabbed one of his hands each, forming a circle.
Then, Quasar sung by herself.
"Baby tonight, you surfed into my site, sweet lover." She got higher in pitch, "Oh my oh my, you are the king of the nite, web lover." Then XT began to sing in a deeper voice.
"I know I know, what you need it. I do I do, what you wanna, princess. I know I know feel my heartbeat. Beating just for you!!" XT began to spin them all, lifting both Gannon and his daughter into the air, smiles on everyone's faces but Gannon's, who was trying to break free of this grip, but it didn't happen.
Then, they both sang, XT's voice getting much higher. And he pulled them all into the air, himself included, now all flying.
"To be your blonde girl! Webby webby girl! And with me this love be forever your. A cha cha lovely girl, virtual hootchie girl. Life will be so crazy. Play the game, I'm ready. Be your blonde girl, double ww girl. Cybernetic love in a cyber world. To feel it everywhere, in the air! Chiki chiki hot blonde girl!!" Then, the trio broke, XT holding Gannon as a female partner in a dance, and dancing crazily with him, watching as he tried to break free, only making the two giggle and laugh hysterically.
Quasar, to keep her energy flowing, and hype up, she did strange flips and twists over and around XT and Gannon as they dances to the interlude of music.
Then, a small, long pole with a strange looking handle at the top came out of the bright pink ground, and Quasar took it, and began to sing into it again.
"Babe tonight, the game is over, surprise!! Tomorrow, you will be mine, again connecting my site, web lover…" Quasar watched as XT and Gannon, quickly dancing very closely within the air, and then laughed as XT flipped Gannon into the air, and cannon-kicked him to Quasar, she likewise passed the pole to him.
Then, XT began to sing again.
"I know I know, what you need it. I do I do, what you wanna, princess. I know I know feel my heartbeat. Beating just for you!!"
Quasar did her flips with Gannon, and XT began to dance closely with an invisible person, as if Gannon were with him, then, they threw Gannon to the ceiling, which he dented, and then, when he fell back, he was passed like a pinball between XT and Quasar as they exerted their energy in hyper flips and cartwheels.
While doing this, they sang yet again.
"To be your blonde girl! Webby webby girl. And with me this love be forever your. A cha cha lovely girl, virtual hootchie girl. Life will be so crazy! Play the game, I'm ready. Be your blonde girl, double ww girl, cybernetic love in a cyber world, to feel it everywhere, in the air, chiki chiki hot blonde girl!!" As they sung, Gannon was kicked, flipped, punched, and spun, all by the crazy tag team's uniquely fast movements.
Link barely noticed the music, he held Saria closely, the last bit of his world, and began to pray to the goddesses like a priest.
"Saria? Please… don't die…" He begged her, kissing and holding her more than her ever had in his life.
Her skin was pale and turning a faint puke-green, and her veins were all turning a black color.
She felt cold, and her heart was barely beating at all. Her eyes had stopped moving, and she had become completely unresponsive.
As soon as XT and Quasar were done, Quasar continued to play around with Gannon, often jumping on his head and pulling his hair out, or simply tearing a piece of his clothing off. But, for the most part, she was crawling on him like the acrobat she was.
XT took this opportunity to wander over to Saria and Link.
Instantly, his smile faded.
"What was that poison made of?" XT demanded to Link, who was, like the love of his life, unresponsive.
"Saria… don't die… please…" He begged her, perking her chin up for her.
"LINK!" The boy barely acknowledged him.
"Please Saria… I love you…"
"Link you are impossible." XT growled as he took Saria from his hands and began to look her over more carefully.
"XT!" Link roared, trying to take her back.
"Calm down, I may be able to save her." Link sobered up with a record speed.
"Do it."
"Hmm, she is poisoned thoroughly… I think we will need to get her blood type, do you know what it was?"
"Huh?"
"Nevermind…" XT took a small sample of her blood, but only found the poison.
Sifting through the poison carefully, he found a hint of untainted blood.
"'O', great… as if I didn't have enough problems…" (A/N: Pun intended.)
"What?"
"I'll get right on it, it will just take a few seconds to synthesize."
"Ok…?"
XT began to work on making type 'O' blood for Saria, but he became distracted, Gannon had gotten Quasar cornered, which wasn't a bad thing, if he wasn't holding her by her weak-spot, her hat.
"OW! OWWIE! GET HIM OFF OF ME!" She screamed as Gannon began to pull the hat off of her.
Her face began to shudder, and her voice became filled with static.
"P-p-p-p-put-t-t-t-t i-t-t-t-t-t b-b-back-k-k onnnn." Her voice sluggish. (A/N: 'Put it back on' for not as creative readers... Sorry...)
"Shut up you damn piece of scrap!" Gannon said as he tugged on the weak metal harder, loving the 'snapping' noises he was hearing.
"GET OFF OF MY DAUGHTER!" XT roared, tackling Gannon to the ground, slashing his face with his claw-like fingers.
"D-d-daddy… he…help?" Quasar said, the hat hanging by cords from her head, revealing the 'brain' she had, a vast network of metal parts, sparking and glowing when necessary.
"Ah, let me fix that booboo for you." XT said like a mother, pulling the hat up a bit.
With one hand, he began to methodically and quickly repair the cords Randall had snapped, and then welded the hat back to the top of her head.
"Now, like the last time this happened, not too much crazy for a bit."
"But I want to be crazy." Quasar whined.
"No. Now, I have a mission for you, I'm going to make this Ganny-fag a blob of bloody pulp, and I don't want you here for it. So, there are some people downstairs I want you to rescue, along with Link and Saria."
"More people?"
"And they are all going to be evacuated."
"To where?"
"Kakariko, Link will know if you tell him that name. Now hurry, I want you to get as much distance from here as possible, ok? I have a hunch about something…"
"Premonition?"
"Yeah… big boomie."
"I'll be watching!" Quasar said gleefully.
"Now go, get out of here."
"Fine. But I get to kick him before I go." Quasar hobbled to Gannon, and threw her left leg backwards, and then sped it forwards to kick him very hard and high in the forbidden zone between his legs.
"EEP!" He yelped, twitching on the floor, and began to cry.
"Ok, I'm good." She replied modestly.
"Now go!"
Quasar skipped to Link, and the turned to see her dad scowling at her.
"Oh yeah… no zany…"
XT rolled his eyes.
"Hopeless…"
"Link? Daddy tells me you and this 'Saria' girl have got to get out of here." Quasar said, takign a seat next to the two on the bed.
"What?"
"Don't ask, wait, why is she naked?" Quasar asked, lifting up both him and Saria as if they weighed as much as a bucket of milk.
"Well, that man in there… she was…"
"Ah, that kind of story… Sad ones… Why isn't she moving?"
"She's going to die…"
"All you mortals… I swear…" Quasar said, annoyed, as she stormed out of the room with Link and Saria in her arms.
XT glared and Gannon.
"You hurt my daughter." He growled, throwing a lightning fast punch into Gannon's already beaten stomach. The man's responce was coughed up blood.
"You hurt Hyrule!" He whacked Gannon in the back.
Gannon began to choke on air.
"YOU HURT SARIA AND SEPERATED HER FROM LINK!" Gannon found himself being grabbed at the feet, and swung around the room.
XT threw him at a wall, and the room began to change back into a black and crimson room.
"Hit me! Fool! I want to see this godly power you've acquired!" XT kicked Gannon as he was face down on the floor.
"RISE!" XT held his hand out to Gannon, and watched as his dying body rose obediently.
"DIE!" XT's chest burst, revealing a series of mechanized arms, little, but all armed with a form of a torture device.
Brutally, he electrocuted, sliced at, whacked, burnt, froze, poked with non-lethal acid, and tore at Gannon and his precious body.
"SHOW ME YOUR GODLY POWER!" XT taunted, his arms turning into their tentacle forms. With a rapid pace, they entered her body, and began to rip and tear his bones apart.
Gannon fell down as soon as XT retreated from him.
"You're not done yet." He told the man sternly.
The breathing of Gannon subsided, and his body began to shake.
"Bingo." XT said, wanting a challenge.
The Triforce pieces shone brightly on his hand, and the dark light wreathed his body, causing him to become revitalized completely.
He looked at XT menacingly, and began to charge a blast of energy at him.
"Hit me! I dare you!"
Gannon released the charge of power, and aimed it at the robot, he didn't move.
The energy hit XT, and fueled his power supply, bringing his energy levels from the measly 20 percent they were at to 40.
"Ha! Surely you can do better. Watch my move." XT pulled out a tool from his chest, and flicked his wrist with the small handle in his hand. A long barreled gun came from it, a faint hue of purple, surrounded in silver.
Gannon didn't speak; he just hovered in the air with his power.
"This is the infamous Artemis Sniper, never has she missed, and always she hits her mark. I don't want to kill you, but I'm going to drain you nonetheless."
XT began shooting beams of silvery purple light at Gannon, and he wailed with a bestial roar.
"Feel it? This is the pain you've caused thousands of others… Hear their screams… feel their pain…"
Quasar hurriedly ran into the dungeons, and saw the darknut standing guard at the gate. She set Link and Saria down against a wall and jumped over its head with lightning speed.
A pink dust fell from her onto the darknut, and it fell down asleep.
"Who are you?" A fish like girl asked her from within the cell the darknut was guarding.
"I am Quasar, model number QT-314 of the Rinocian Empire, I am the love bug, the reason for all abnormal behavior when it comes to love and lust."
"Whoa… Why are you here?"
"I'm breaking ya out." She said with a strange accent, ripping the gate apart."
"Can we bring Steven?" Zelda asked sweetly.
"Who?" Quasar looked puzzled, no one else was around.
"The Darknut…"
"Why do you want him out too?"
"He was my boyfriend prior to Gannon corrupting him…"
"Oh fine, I'll carry him if Link carries Saria and we all get the heck out of here FAST." Quasar hefted the big guy up and began to jog out of the building.
XT had held together fairly easily, Gannon couldn't do much to him, and all of his dark energy kept being absorbed by XT. The silly robot was at 100 percent energy, and kept getting refreshed, losing a little with every movement.
"Come on Ganny! I know you're better! Kill me!" XT taunted as he shot at Gannon some more, neither seemed to be getting anywhere.
Then, Gannon made his first, and probably last, mistake.
He figured that if XT was busy absorbing one shot, then if he shot another very quickly at him while he was busy absorbing the last one, he would be hurt.
How wrong he was, was unfathomable.
Gannon fired two blasts of energy at XT, and watched to see his plan work.
It didn't.
XT absorbed the first one, getting himself to 100 percent energy, but then, absorbed the second one, bringing him above 100. Even if it was just 101.2 percent, it was enough to activate his failsafe. (A/N: In order to make sure his memory and protocol remain unchanged from a possible overdosage of energy, he finds a way to get rid of it FAST.)
XT straightened his body, and the gun shrunk within himself.
"Oh no…" XT said, beginning to shake. Gannon thought he won.
Then, a more electronic voice shot from within XT.
"ENERGY LEVELS TOO HIGH. ACTIVATE: EMERGENCY ENERGY REDUCTION IMMEDIATELY."
Then, XT's body began to glow red, and became redder, and redder and redder.
Noises of clicking, clinking, and clanking all came from his chest, as if he were building something.
Then, a buzzing noise, and XT began to talk to someone.
"Quasar?" He paused, as if talking to her. "Yeah, get your metal butt away from here. I'm going Nuclear. BIG BOOMIE is coming in like, a minute. GO GET THEM OUT OF HERE! SCREW KAKARIKO!" The line went dead.
XT grabbed Gannon as he began to walk away.
"Oh no, you're gonna stay right here. If you're a god, prove it by surviving a nuclear explosion.
XT's grasp tightened on Gannon, he wasn't going to let go.
Oh boy, big explosion, but, how are they all gonig to make it in that puny car of hers?
Oh yeah, and to Dynamite Dude, I have to say this. Malavar was my teams made up country that we competed with in a small class event in Eighth grade. I did not make it up, but I use Malavar like crazy, it is a cool name I think.
And, the 'QT Pi' thing, I thoguht of it on my own, but later, I googled it, and found that I wasn't the first to use it. But yeah, QT-314 hit me one day while I was in the shower, it was really funny when I realized all of it... I called her Quasar because I wanted a name that started with somethign abnormal, like X, and thus, I chose 'Q'. Then, I thought later on, XT, hmm... QT. Wait... QT... Cutie! OMG! QT what now? QT-719! No... Hmm... takes a bite of apple pie, no joke Hmmm... Pie... 3.14159... Wait! QT PI! OMG! QT-3.14159... no, QT-314! PERFECT! (That was how it happened pretty much...)
More coming soon...