Sasuke ran to the center of town. A huge catwalk stage had been set up in the middle of the street, with dozens of chairs surrounding it.
Now where could Jiraya be?
He looked around, searching for the tall white-haired man. He saw a large group of the models walking into a tent marked "Bikini Model Changing Area."
I bet he's around there, that old perv…
Sasuke casually walked near the tent. He looked around when suddenly he tripped over something.
"Gahh!" he cried as he fell to the ground. He turned over to see Jiraya laying on the ground, peeking under the tent flap, giggling to himself. It seemed that he was so preoccupied that didn't even notice that Sasuke had stepped on him.
"Jiraya? Is that you?" asked Sasuke.
Jiraya quickly flipped over. "Excuse me, but I'm busy doing research for my book. Go away."
"It's me, Sasuke! I've come back to the Hidden Leaf Village and I want you to teach me a certain jutsu."
"Oh yeah, Sasuke. I've heard of you. Naruto never shuts up about you, it's like you're his boyfriend or something."
Sasuke's eyes widened with joy.
"Naruto talks about me?"
"Yes, but I'm not interested in talking to you. Today I only want to talk to these sexy bikini models, and since you're neither of those things you need to leave me alone."
"But I need to learn this jutsu today! It's important!"
"Shoo!" Jiraya bellowed.
Sasuke walked away, pouting.
I guess I'll never be able to learn that jutsu since I'm not a sexy bikini model he thought to himself.
He passed a large bin full of scandalous swimwear for the contestants to choose from. Suddenly Sasuke had an idea.