The kids are being taught sex education on the uterus.
Mr Gates: Now, who can tell me what this is?
Kenny: I know what it is!
Mr Gates: Okay, can we please have someones who's not an unsheltered bastardized redneck poor person?
Kenny: Oh, fuuck you!
Mr Gates: Aey! Do that again and you're in detention! [Kenny pouts] Kenny, would you stop acting like a 10-year old and start acting like a 14-year old?
Kenny: I'm 13
Mr Gates: But you turn 14 in 4 months
Kenny: That's still a long time! [Kyle is writing in his journal and looks at Cartman on the other side of the room, who is appears to be very angry. Kyle is dismayed by his unnecessary attitude, Cartman crunches a water bottle he was holding, Kyle flails his arms in a sign language of "What?!"]
Cartman: {Hissing} Memories [Bell rings]
Mr Gates: Okay kids, school's over, now go out and enjoy your happy little lives in IPhone 9s
Butters: Hey, not all of us have lives in the IPhone 9s!
Mr Gates: I believe you
The kids walk out of the high school, Cartman is still mad at Kyle
Kyle: Why are you so mad?!
Cartman: Memories, Kyle. I've been thinking about all those times you've fucked me over in the past
Kyle: Hey, you deserved those fuck-overs!
Cartman: No, I've been thinking, and ever since 6th grade, you've been getting me into all this crap that usually starts with you!
Kyle: ...Just give me an example of when I screwed you over hard!
Flashback, Kyle is on the computer and his telephone rings, he picks it up.
Kyle: Yes?
Cartman: KYLE! WHY DOES MY "MONDAY" VIDEO HAVE MORE DISLIKES THAN JUSTIN BEIBER'S "BABY"?
Kyle: ...Um, it was deliberately terrible?
Cartman: WHAT?! I DIDN'T SIGN UP TO THIS!
Kyle: Actually, if you read the 34th line of the contract, you would've known that we were gonna make the song sound terrible by having terrible acting and use half-assed autotune instead of decent autotune?
Cartman: {Shaky voice} ...Why?
Kyle: Because we can earn a lot more money than being liked this way?
Cartman: So you're telling me that you took a song that I actually wrote and cared for for once and threw it into a pile of garbage and put that in a trash compactor and put in a place where everyone can see it just so you could earn a few bucks? What do I get?
Kyle: Sorry dude, we don't actually pay the people who write these things
Cartman: Things?! THINGS?! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE?!
Kyle: We sold out on them too, then they killed themselves
Cartman: [Cartman blinks his eyes individually] Words cannot describe what kind of evil you are doing kyle!
Kyle: I'm hanging up now [hangs up]
Cartman: ...FUCK YOU KYLE, YOU FUCKING JEW! [throws phone out the window]
Flashback ends.
Kyle: Okay, that was pretty brutal of us
Cartman: Yeah, and there's a lot more stupid and arrogant bullshit you pulled on me in the past! So you better watch your ass Kyle! [walks away] cause one day, you gon' get a tow hitch up your ass!
Kyle: ...What's a tow hitch?
Cartman residence 3:03, Clyde is playing videogames with his friends.
Ike: ...Hey, we should totally do another video of Eric in one of his crimes
Clyde: Yes, but I also think we should tell an adult about this, it's the 1930s all over again
Quaid: Hey you guys, Fatass is on his way here!
Ike: Oh shit, I better hide! [gets off couch and hides behind a pot plant, Cartman walks in]
Cartman: Hey, why is the game paused?
Clyde: Well, I was just about to [thinks for a second] go to the bathroom
Cartman: ...I believe you [goes to his room, Cartman takes out his phone and goes to Nathan Tomlin on his calls list, he texts him "Hey Nathan wot r we doing 2night?" and puts his phone away. He takes out his photos of everyone in his gang that he received when he joined and flips through them, he flips back to Shelly Marsh] ...Huh [turns picture sideways] There's something about her